Chatting on Tamed.com
Story by Oliver_Hart on SoFurry
A silly little story, posted here as opposed to pastebin.
<Welcome to Tamed.com!>
<Your chat partner is: Hot4u22>
<About your partner: "Hi, my name is Marcus. I'm a sexy 21-year-old human who loves anthro women. My dick is 8"+, and I am shredded from visiting the gym every day. I can't wait to meet you ;)>
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Them: Hey!
You: hows it going sexy
Them: It's going good, just lounging around without a shirt on in my apartment ;)
You: hot do you have a webcam???
Them: Hold on
Them: For an additional $30 a minute I will cam with you
You: too expensive. I work at a mcdonalds
Them: No worries ;) I'll just sit here, stroking myself through my boxers
You: do you have a preference
Them: What do you mean?
You: for women. Do you have a species preference?
Them: Don't really like feathers or scales
You: same they suck anything else?
Them: Well I'm not too big on hyenas. Don't they have dicks?
You: NO THEY DO NOT THEY ARE NOT DICKS
Them: How do you know, cutie?
You:...
You: i am a doctor
Them: I thought you said you worked at McDonalds?
You: hahahaha
You: that was a trick haha
You: you fell for it stud
You: are you naked
You: hello?
You: im going to touch myself hahaha im so naked and wet how do you feel about that?
You: are you still there?
You: please respond
<Your chat partner has disconnected>