Having Nuts on the Job
I was supposed to be working on other projects instead of this but the universe wouldn't let me.
All it took was a dream and a comment from a friend for the thought of Ratatoskr and Danzaburou to be brought back into me mind~
Thus I took this time to not only continue writing some lovely smut about me two favorite deities but add another kink to me repertoire that I always found pretty cool~...
I apologize to those not into watersports and I'll definitely be making a non-watersports version of this story at some point in the future.
I just couldn't get this thought out of me head.
This story's length is the shortest me thinks, only 1.9K. Short but good in my opinion~ Hope you all enjoy!
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Having Nuts on the Job
Ratatoskr yawned with slight boredom as the teleportation spell began to activate. It was yet another semi-boring day in which the Norse god had to fight for the glory of his worshippers and potentially earn new ones. This would normally be an exciting thing to him but there was just one single issue he just had to run into… being a Support…
He silently grimaced at the role. It wasn’t hard at all, and he should be a bit happy about it really. It was the only other role whose main purpose was to roam the battleground. Rat was always willing to help others, but he couldn’t help but be bored that this role was the first one of the day he would have to do.
He sighed as the spell completed and he found himself on the battleground of the gods. Oh well Ratatoskr… Nothing you can do except get this over with so you can move on to more import-
The squirrel god’s negative thoughts would be interrupted by the sound of a grass whistle. He would look over to one of the four teleportation pads to see a somewhat familiar green leaf settle on the ground.
With a magical *POOF* , a tanuki clad in silk robe armor replaced the leaf. He rubbed his eyes a bit and stretched. “Yare yare~… My worshippers really are making me get up and fight huh? Mendokusai…”
Rat couldn’t believe his eyes. “Danza!?”
The tanuki flicked his ears at the disrespectful use of his name. “Oi! That’s Danzaburou to yo- “ He quickly turned to face the voice with spite only to widen his own eyes at the sight. “R-Ratatoskr-risu!?”
The two stared at each other for a few moments before bounding into each other with a hug and passionate kiss. They would untangle themselves a few seconds after.
“It’s been a long time risu~…” Danza said with a gentle smile.
Rat stuck up his nose with a smile. ““A long time” is an interesting way to say a couple of days.”
The tanuki god blushed. “It’s been 11 days exactly…”
“I’m surprised you kept track.”
Danza puffed out his chest and laughed. “Hahaha! What kind of mate would I, the Great Danzaburou, be if I didn’t~!?”
The squirrel god chuckled. “Heh… If I didn’t love you back I would have called that stalking.”
The tanuki put on a playfully shocked face. “Huh~!? Danzaburou would NEVER stalk anyone! No one at all!”
Rat grinned. “Are you sure~? Last I checked tanukis love playing tricks and pranks on others. Don’t you need to stalk your target first?”
“Hey! Pranking is an ART of danuki culture! I only pick the best targets for my tricks and make them the highest quality ever!” Danza patted himself on the chest defiantly.
Rat couldn’t help but laugh at the pose. “Hahaha! Well then~… I guess those Drunkbark acorns you and me made where also a part of your elaborate prank~?”
Danza scratched his muzzle and blushed. “W-Well… T-To be fair~… Sometimes pranking is the best way to show love…”
“Heh~… Nice to know your elaborate love plan worked out.”
The tanuki god gulped quietly as he felt his crotch grow hotter. Sh-Shimatta! I can’t believe his mere words are making me horny! I-I can’t work like this!
Ratatoskr seemed to read his mind as he gave the tanuki god a smirk. “I see you may be liking how I speak to you a bit more than you thought~.”
Danza gulped as his face seemed to turn redder. “Eh~ Ehehe~ I-I guess my feelings really are that obvious…”
Rat chuckled and padded towards the raccoon dog. He got close enough to only whisper. “I know a spot to help you “relieve” yourself before everyone else spawns in~…”
Danza’s face turned into a lustful smile. “I take it that means you’re Danzaburou’s Support for this match?”
“Maaaaybe~?” Ratatoskr slowly backed away from the tanuki god and began padding out of the fountain. “If you manage to keep up with me, I might just show you the definition of being a “Support”~…”
Danza could feel his cock become fully erect as he watched the squirrel god playfully bound out of the base and into the jungle. He badly hid his erection in his cloak before stepping forwards. I-I can’t believe this… I’m about to mate on the job… The thought slightly worried him. His worshippers were technically watching but they hardly mattered. The part that did was if other deities would find them. He shivered slightly before shaking his head. Iyada! Who cares Danzaburou!? Now’s your chance!
The tanuki god picked up his gun and ran after his mate…
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Danzaburou looked through the jungle brush to find his mate waiting in a somewhat isolated clearing. He smiled and blushed as he saw the rodent’s beautiful tailhole be on full display. He felt his cock leak through his battle robes as he witnessed the squirrel god flex his ass and lay in a way to show the pinkness of his anal ring. However, nothing would compare to what he witnessed next.
“Whew! I guess that cute tanuki doesn’t have as good of a sense of direction as I do. I’ll have to retrace my steps for him likely. But~… Before I do…”
Danza gasped quietly as he witnessed the squirrel god’s cock peek slightly out of its sheath and begin to let out a soft stream of pee. He blushed as he heard Rat sigh in relief.
“Haaah~ I love when the lobby gets glitched like this… Perfect time to mark my territory~… Mmm~.” The squirrel god slowly brought his leg up slightly to aim his mark at a particular spot in the clearing.
The tanuki god dared himself not to move as his cock tensed eagerly at the sight. It was normal for him to see a tanuki marking their territories. Sado Island always gave every tanuki their own “spot”, Danza included. But this time was different. Massively different. Watching a squirrel he loved perform the act caused his heart to flutter. U-Utsukushii! There really is nothing hotter than him~!
Ratatoskr flicked his ear as he heard the bushes behind him. At first, he began scrunching in embarrassment. There shouldn’t have been anyone else here but him and Danza. Thorns and briars! I guess I’ll have to fi-
“Utsukushii~…”
The squirrel god relaxed almost immediately as he heard his mate’s cute whisper. A blush crossed his face as he began to smell the tanuki god’s lovely scent again. “Heh~ Y-You know it’s a bit perverted to watch your partner pee without their notice right~?” He began peeking back at the erect, blushing tanuki.
Danza’s eyes widened a bit as he covered his mouth in slight embarrassment. “Oh! Sh-Shimatta! I-I didn’t mean to intrude Rat! I- MMmmh!”
Rat had stopped the stammering god with his agility. In a single deft move, he stopped his marking and had jumped to give the tanuki lovely kiss.
Danza blushed hard through the kiss before giving into the lust of it. The two passionately tangled themselves as they kissed each other deeper and deeper. The tanuki god couldn’t help but moan through the experience. “Mmmmrph~…”
The two mates kept up their make out session for a few more moments before breaking it up. Only a single strand of saliva remained as evidence.
Rat wiped his mouth and smirked. “Feel better now dog~?”
Danza blushed harder as he returned the smirk. “That’s “raccoon” dog to you risu~.”
The squirrel god blushed. “Well~, this “risu” wants to know if you liked what you saw.”
“I-I loved it… You made it much more attractive than any other tanuki could.”
“Hehehe~ I’m glad.” Rat then shivered slightly as he felt something wet wipe near his hole. He looked back to see the tanuki god’s cock poking out of the tanuki’s robes. “Oh my~. You’re leaking quite a lot there.”
“W-Well, Danzaburou has been neglecting some of his uuhm…“instincts” for a while. Y-Your antics weren’t helping either…”
The squirrel god smiled and hopped off of him. “Well then, will you let your Support help you fix that?”
Danza blushed as he felt his breath grow hot. “Wakaranai~ You’re too hot to decline~.”
The tanuki god wasted no time with slightly loosening his robes and revealing his full dripping length. He firmly grabbed his mate by the haunches before bringing his tongue over the squirrel god’s hole.
Rat shivered in pleasure as he felt Danza prepare his tailhole with a few more licks. He then relaxed as he felt the tanuki god lie him down on his side. He twitched in the sudden warmth of his mate holding him as he felt something even wetter prod at his anal ring. “Mmmm~ Haaah~ Just as big as I remember…”
Danza moaned slightly as well. “Hooof~ Just as tight as I remember~…” He pressed further into the squirrel god, increasing the volume of his moan. He continued until he had fully hilted him.
“Huuff~ Holy crud. Th-That’s hot.”
“Hehehe~ Danzaburou can make it even hotter…” Danza smiled before pulling back out and thrusting back in. He slowly began to pick up a rhythm.
Rat let himself moan quietly as he felt the tanuki’s soft balls slap against his own. His cock quickly became erect and leaked more pre with every thrust. “Mmmh~ F-Faster Danza.”
The tanuki god smiled and silently obeyed his mate. He could feel his nuts ache in wanting. He growled slightly as he tightly held onto the squirrel god and made one final thrust. “Grrro~ Haaahh~…!”
Rat moaned with every throbbing load pumped into him. His own seed spilled out of his cock from the sheer pleasure. He felt so warm with his mate’s warm breath that he couldn’t help himself.
As Danza was recovering from his afterglow, he couldn’t help but sigh in relief himself. He slowly began slipping his cock out of his mate. He then heard the lovely sound of peeing again. “Huff~ Y-You still going Rat?”
The squirrel god had closed his eyes in pure pleasure. He nodded as he continued relieving himself on the ground in front of them. He sighed as he finished and relished in the silence…
Only for a new sound to take its place. “Hmm?” Rat opened his eyes to see his mates cum-covered penis begin peeing in the same spot he had. “D-Danza?” He looked up to see the tanuki making a similar face to what he had made.
Danza kept his eyes closed and smiled. “Hehehe~ Surely there’s nothing wrong with Danzaburou’s mate marking his territory in the same spot as his mate~?”
Rat could only blush in response. “Heh~ Nah, your mate welcomes it…”
The two relaxed as Danza finished. Considering how long it still was taking. One thing became clear the longer the two relaxed. And, almost on cue…
WARNING: A fatal error has occurred with one or more teleportations. As such, this current match shall be terminated. No worshippers will be gained nor will any be lost. We apologize to any and all viewers… Any and all gods present on the field should return to their teleport pad in no less than 3 minutes…
Danza couldn’t help but chuckle. “Hehehe~ It seems the universe wants us to stop now risu~…”
Rat looked back at his partner with a smile. “Ehh~ We can cuddle for a bit longer. It takes less than three minutes to walk back~…”
“You love my warmth that much huh? Heh~ Naruhodo~ Danzaburou will continue…”
The two remained in their spot for as long as they wished, happy and content…