They Call Me Squiggle!!!!

Story by pachigurashi on SoFurry

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For Pachirisu (and Vore) Day, the cute adorable Pachi Squiggle treks to Hisui! When he's told to seek all Pokemon, the psycho squirrel attempts this in the only way he knows how: vore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanted to write something silly, but also with some dark parts to fit the psychorisu's character! Happy Pachi Day! And Vore Day!


Warning: vore!!!!!!!!!! lots of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also potentially disturbing parts

It was quite the sight. The Piplup couldn't look away as he watched the tiny squirrel slurp up the Renegade Pokemon like a noodle! The look on the penguin's face was one of horror, but also fascination, as the half of Giratina inside barely ballooned the Pachi's stomach at all, all while the loud gulps reverbated all around the cave they were in. The eager squirrel kept swallowing and swallowing, until at last, the 237th Pokemon in the Hisui Pokedex was completely inside his belly!

Turning to face the penguin, the squirrel had quite the dopey smile on his face, while he felt many Pokemon struggle within him. The penguin could only stare with beak agape as he witnessed the occasional terrifying unshrunken face and limb protrude from the otherwise tiny gut.

"Oh hello there, Piplup! Enjoying the show?"

"I... uh... wow. I don't even know how to begin to respond... how did you do that?"

"Simple! I have a device within me that shrinks the contents of my stomach!" As an alpha sized Empoleon head twice the size of the Pachi bulges out, it gets quite the giggle from him as he shoves it back, making it shrink once more as the bulge disappears. "Heh, and as you can see, the shrinking depends on proximity to the device"

"I see that Empoleon is still alive and well... I never got to thank you for getting rid of him. He's been a scourge towards me and my family"

The squirrel was taken aback, finally knowing why the Piplup didn't instantly scurry away once he saw Giratina's fate. "Heh, not for long! But yeah, it was no problem. I needed to catch one anyway!"

"Well, that's certainly a way to capture a Pokemon. Heh, that's gotta be a wild experience, being swallowed whole by a squirrel of all things..."

"That can be arranged!"

"Wh.... no! What makes you think I want that?"

"It's all over your face! I didn't know a Piplup's face could be so red!"

"Heh, I guess you got me there." Pondering for a moment, he said "I wouldn't mind trying, if it wasn't for the fact that there's mons that depend on me."

"Ah, a wife and kids? I don't blame you! If my acids don't kill you, your wife might!"

"Heh yeah. They're the light of my life. I wouldn't trade them away for anything. Not even a morbid curiosity." Staring at the struggles within the unfazed squirrel, he asks "why are you eating a bunch of Pokemon anyways? Do you need that much meat? And why go after such a scary Pokemon like Giratina? Are you a hero?"

"Nothing of the sort! I just do what piques my interest! I stole this dumb girl's Arceus shaped IPhone, and it kept on telling me 'Seek all Pokemon'. So that's exactly what I did! I have 237 Pokemon within me! Or at least, the bones and remains of 237 of them!"

The penguin was left absolutely speechless. "You... couldn't just throw Poke Balls at them? What's an IPhone..."

"That's too boring! Better to be the Poke Ball! Why do Poke slavery and get canceled when I could do no slavery and turn 237 Pokemon into wobbly Pachi pudge?"

"...can you even digest a Gastly..."

"Hmm, perhaps my squirrelly soul would just absorb it. But you got a point. We'll see." Thinking for a moment, he remarks "Hmm, I figured Arceus would smite me by now. If legend serves me right, I should probably go to the Temple of Sinnoh. Perhaps I just need to throw rocks at sculptures in order to meet Arceus face to face. You're welcome to come with!"

"...I kinda wanna see this. Lead the way"


It was relatively silent on top of the holy mountain housing the eponymous Temple of Sinnoh. Dilapidated pillars abound on top of the flat stone slab that used to be a place of worship for the Sinnohan idiot known as Arceus

If one were to observe the pillars closely, looks like some vandalism was done on them! Since there actually were no sculptures of the legendaries that were now a part of a tiny squirrel, the remains of various foodstuffs were splattered on some of the pillars. Blue splotches stained some pillars, while white cream with flakes of chocolate was smeared on some! There were even some crude drawings of the legendaries getting beat up by a tiny squirrel and penguin! The features of the legendaries were greatly exaggerated, and Dialga in particular had a gigantic head.

But as you could probably guess, the two were chilling at the back of the temple, an open space overlooking the rest of Hisui. A cooling bag was between them, and they spent their time munching on Oran Berries and various Nestle Drumsticks!

"Wow, these treats are delicious. Where did you get them?"

"Walmart! They have these mystical glass boxes that contain boxes of these things! It's a shame that the more exotic flavors are less common than the bland flavors"

"...Walmart? I'm guessing that's part of the region you're from?"

"Actually, a different region I visited! But anyways, it's this BIG store with lots of different things! Though only the Mountain Dew and Nestle Drumsticks mattered. Because I'm a squirrel, the workers didn't bat an eye when they saw me run off with them! Some even smile!"

"Heh, wow it sounds like a pretty interesting region"

"Kinda. Most of them are pretty boring! But yeah, lots of wacky technology!"

"Did they make that device you have? What did you call it, a hammerspace device?"

"Well, in the region I'm from, there's a Pokemon Professor that always leaves his door open because he's a moron! Well, he's not actually a moron, given that he makes the most wild stuff. Remind me at some point to show you the cloning and size changing devices I also stole from him!"

"Wow, you sure are a resourceful squirrel... I still can't believe you digested the Pokemon of Shadows..."

"Heh, yup! Kinda surprised myself. Who knew that nibbles and mlems would be super effective against a dragon?"

"Yeah. On a related note, how long have we been waiting here? Thirty minutes?"

"Seems about right. I could have sworn that I caught them all."

"Hmm, perhaps he doesn't want to reveal himself to us? He must be crying about that picture I drew of him getting sat on"

"Well, I did seek all Pokemon. Something interesting has to happen. Surely."

As the squirrel was pondering, it occurred to him! The thought gets a little chuckle from the squirrel! "Heh, I think that I missed one..."

The penguin himself was lost in thought to notice that the squirrel was now behind him. "And who might that be?" he said, turning around to face him. He was a bit confused by the squirrel's silence and silly smile, but his eyes widened as he realized the implication. But by the time it dawned on him, it was far too late. The squirrel already had a tight grip on him with his paws and tail! "No, please... my family needs me... can't you find another Piplup?"

"Too much effort! They don't always spawn, you know. Why search for one when I have one right in front of me?" he says, opening his maw wide! Getting a whimper from the penguin in front of him! But still, there was a part of the penguin that was curious, despite knowing his fate.

The squirrel yanks the penguin forward, steadily getting his stretchy squirrelly maw over the penguin's head! The fight or flight response kicks in for the penguin as he feels the tight warmth around his face, and he starts to squirm in the hungry squirrel's grasp! But alas, the squirrel keeps lifting him into his eager maw! Eventually, the squirrel can't go any further, not because of the bounds of the stupid Legends Arceus map, but because he needed to tilt his head up! So he does that, tilting both his head and the penguin skywards! The penguin flailed all his limbs around as he felt heavy swallows around his head, and was equal parts horrified and amazed as his head sank down the tight throat! Within seconds, he found his head in the less tight space of the gut, but to his surprise, it wasn't spacious at all. In fact, it became even tighter as more of his body was made to curl up in the fleshy space! The penguin could let out muffled whimpers and wiggled as he tried to get comfortable in the small space

Sighing as the rest of the Piplup went down his neck, he hugged the big belly bulge, saying "Heh, wow you were tasty! Bet you didn't know that I don't have to use that device!"

"... can't you at least make it more comfortable by turning the device on" can be heard muffled from the squirrel's gut as the beak and limbs can be seen moving around from the outside!

"No can do! I'm kinda in the mood to digest something the size of myself..." he says as the acids flow in!

The squirrel laid happily on his huge gut at the back of the sacred temple, kneading the bulges as if he was putting on a show for Arceus himself! He chirped as his gut started to squeeze the penguin inside even tighter, getting some squeaks and protests from the penguin inside as he started to feel the influence of the acids. They stung, but didn't hurt as much as he anticipated. Still though, the terror he had made everything hurt a lot more than it would. The thought of becoming nothing but Pachi pudge was as terrifying as it was alluring.

As the minutes ticked on, the squirrel could feel the penguin get softer as the struggles within him became more sluggish. In his final moments, the penguin could only think of the family he was leaving behind, tearing up knowing he'll never see them again. But to the squirrel, it was only Thursday! The shrinking bulge within him put a dopey smile on his face as he enjoyed making the penguin a part of himself! And in a few minutes, the penguin was nothing but nutrients, for the squirrel to absorb! The squirrel was in complete bliss as he laid there, enjoying the energy boost he got from the penguin, and feeling as a large amount of pudge formed on him over time!

He was still curious though. Why has Arceus seemed to forsake him? Hmm, I wonder why that is! It's not like you threw ice cream at his house! What a dense bitch. But anyways, the squirrel seemed to have second thoughts for a brief moment. Maybe a little bit of guilt! But perhaps I'm just projecting emotions to a psychorisu...

To the squirrel's happiness however, a staircase of flat glass slabs appeared to him! Maybe Arceus wanted to see him after all! Getting up slowly with a smile, he grabbed some more Nestle Drumsticks for the trip, and started to ascend the steps, all while the blubber that was a Piplup wobbled under him


"So let me get this straight... you know what Poke Balls are... and yet you chose to murder 237 Pokemon... just to see me?"

"Yup! They were really tasty! Thanks for sending me on this quest, by the way!"

"I'm... at a loss of words..."

"What do you mean? You're Arceus! Don't you know everything about me?"

"Of course I do, you fool. I just... wow... who eats their friend and doesn't reform them... I didn't think you could top what you did to that poor Eevee..."

"And you watched! Did you enjoy the show? Surely, you must have wanted to strike me with Ground type Judgement as an innocent Piplup was melting in my gut! But you did nothing! I think you enjoyed it, heh"

"Such insolence! How dare you talk to me that way?"

"Heh, tell me you're coping without telling me you're coping! Were you afraid of getting eaten by a tiny little squirrel! No, I think you want to be a belly pet to a little squirrel! Oh, now I understand! For millenia, you were the Alpha Pokemon, destroying cities you didn't like and demanding respect from everyone! Perhaps it's tiring being on top, so you want to know what it's like being Pachi pudge!"

"...I don't even know what to say to that... no. I want you to pay for your crimes..."

"What crimes? It's not like you do a good job with having a consistent morality... and you don't even enforce your silly rules!" the squirrel says as he gives his belly fat a slap!

"Well, that's the thing. Everyone gets their comeuppance eventually, and it looks like you're getting yours now" Arceus says as lots of energy bullets start raining from the sky!

The circular arena they were in was now a bullet hell! The squirrel let out a determined chuckle as they started to land, and started to effortlessly dodge them! He is a fast squirrel, after all! Not even the extra weight of the Piplup hindered his speed! He even started humming Cirno's Perfect Math Class, occasionally giggling and saying "Baka baka!" as a taunt!

Increasingly annoyed at the squirrel, he decided to finish things. He took out one of his special cutting boards, the Legend Plate! Using Judgement, his type turned into a Ground type as beams of risu smiting energy homed in towards the Pachirisu! But the squirrel was prepared! Taking out his pocket Leafeon, the tiny Grass type took and resisted the entire brunt of the attack, leaving the Alpha Pokemon himself open to attack!

And the squirrel took full advantage of it! Still having a bunch of Nestle Drumsticks, he throws one in the agile style right at Arceus! Arceus himself winces in immense pain as the super effective move burns his skin!

"Shouldn't have used your cutting boards, idiot!"

"... you're gonna pay for that"

"Oh, this is gold! You made the mechanics of Hisui, yet you don't know I can move again?"

"... shit..."

A strong style Nestle Drumstick hits Arceus right in the face! Knocking the god of Sinnoh to his side! Looks like a tiny little squirrel got the best of Arceus! The squirrel jumped on top of him, doing a silly squirrelly dance in celebration!

Getting off of the god, he giggles as he takes out his trusty shrinking device! "Are you ready to board Squiggle's Ark?"

Arceus had no response to the terrible joke, and just wanted the squirrel to get it over with. And the risu gladly obliged! Shrinking him to a mere three inches tall!

"Aw, look at Little Arceus Jr! I'll try not to make you cry!" Picking him up, he starts to treat Arceus as an action figure! "Fighter pilot!" he says as he imitates what happened on the beaches of Normandy! Making lots of silly plane noises! Before saying "And here comes a giant fist!" preparing to give a wallop. And Tom Kenny wasn't here this time to stop the onslaught that followed! 27 sucker punches right in the face! But they didn't hurt at all, given the squirrel's tiny paws! Arceus was more amused than anything. If this squirrel wasn't so evil, he'd chuckle.

After calming down a little, he says "Well, time to invite you into my heart, so to speak!" as he shoves Arceus right into his stretchy squirrelly cheeks! Swishing him around his cheeks as he enjoys the taste of a god! The happy chirps from the squirrel resounded in the fleshy walls that contained Arceus! There weren't any struggles from within, knowing the squirrel would enjoy squirming, and Arceus resigned himself to his impending fate as fat on a lowly squirrel! The squirrel traced the bulge the god made in his throat as he effortlessly swallowed him whole! Getting a happy sigh as the almighty Sinnoh was now entirely contained in his tiny gut!

Happily patting his full stomach, he hops down the way he came, chittering while his gut starts it work! Smiling having eaten quite a lot of tasty Pokemon! Including an innocent Piplup... You know, I don't feel too bad for Arceus. But Haru? Perhaps I shouldn't have eaten the Piplup. He might have been a long lasting friend. But oh well, at least he made for great content!

HAPPY PACHIRISU (AND VORE) DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!