Instant Karma in the Lunch Room.

Story by RammyPillow on SoFurry

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Story Description: Rammi is casually relaxing at the Futarian Office’s lunch room when Princess Shroob casually interrupts him with her firm demands to please her comically large dick. What happens next is something she didn’t expect!

Whew, been awhile since the previous FI short, eh? Hence why I'll treat you futa lovers with not one but TWO FI shorts today! The fourth installment will be out by the time you're done reading this one, depending on how fast you read it of course. Regardless, it'll be here~.

As for this short, this artwork of Princess Shroob by brendancorris is what inspired its creation: https://e621.net/posts/477620?q=princess_shroob+intersex | https://e621.net/posts/917198?q=princess_shroob+intersex (an alt with just one penis)

This also marks the first FI smut to feature an IP character in it. And trust me: More of them will come. With all of that chitchat out of the way, enjoy~.


Residing at the Futarian Office's lunch room is Rammi, Janice, and a few other futas: All at the table eyeing Janice's penis shapeshifting itself—alternating between a humanoid cock to a canine one before reverting back to its equine one. The lunch room itself has long, gray walls lining across it while drawers and desks litter around—multiple futarians either talking with each other, fucking, or leaving the place towards the hallway beside Rammi.

The Zoroark nods, twirling his blue hair while his fork remains within his spaghetti meal. "Damn, that's impressive," he says—the futas beside him glancing at Janice's dick with lust and intrigue.

"Hgghn…" Is all a horse humanoid says, tempted to stroke her own dick behind her shorts.

Janice smirks at the eye-candy show. "Thanks."

"I honestly wasn't even aware that futarians could change up their bodies like that." The Zoroark caresses his chin. "It's pretty awesome."

"Yep!" Janice points at the fox, winking. "It's awesome and hot that my people can do this." She caresses her chest. "We toy around with our bodies in general though, so that's what makes us special compared to everyone else." She holds her hands up. "Aight, peep this!" With a snap of her fingers, her cock and balls increase in size: Pulsating and throbbing, the tip of her shaft reaching the ceiling.

"Whoa!" everyone says, eyeing the hyper parts—impressed by the gargantuan height of them.

"Pretty sick, right?" Janice snaps again, her cock and balls reverting back to normal.

A Guilmon shudders, swaying her fat tits. "Daaamn, we're capable of this?!"

Janice winks, pointing at the scalie beast. "You know it, dude!" She then pokes her own balls, rumbling. "We can even go ballsless, if we wanted to." Her balls disappears, only showing off her cock and pussy. They then return briefly afterwards. "Like magic, you know?"

Rammi rubs his chin, smiling. "Impressive…" Nods. "So that's why I saw some human futas like you being born with horsedicks."

"Exactly!" Janice clears her throat. "Although, I wanna say that I was born with a horsedick by default because my mother fucked a horse. Who's also a futarian, of course." She caresses her equine penis while messing with her pink hair, eyes closing—smirks unveiling. "I'm thankful of having this nice gift, personally."

Rammi snorts. "Nice."

Janice perks up. "Speaking of breeding—" she slams her hands down, leaning close to Rammi. "Dude, can you impregnate people?"

The Zoroark folds his arms, sighing while shaking his head. "Nah, I'm infertile, hun."

Janice smacks her lips. "Damn." She sits back down, sighing. "Was hoping you would be, considering all that cum you be leaking out."

Two red fox grab a hold of Rammi's cock, a blush painting over them. "N-No kidding," they say in unison—the Zoroark purring at the initial stroke.

Janice smirks. "I wouldn't mind more futarians being born since we could only birth our own kind, regardless of who we have sex with."

"Interesting." The pokefox shrugs. "I suppose that would've been wonderful, being able to fathered that many futarians…" Rammi smiles. "Ah well."

A purple round pig then slams her hands onto the table, glancing at the pink-haired human. "Can we please go fuck each other already?" The Grumpig pouts, her red curly hair shifting briefly. "I'm getting bored doing nothing but listening to some random stuff I kinda knew about."

Janice laughs. "That excited, huh?"

The Grumpig pants. "Ms. Jani, I'm feeling nee __eeeeeee_ dy_!" The woman squeals. "Stepping foot here after turning 18 some days back has gotten me all kinds of riled up and I'm CRAVING that sex, asap!"

Rammi flinches. "Ayo, you're 18?"

The suine fans herself. "Yep yep!" She rests on her elbows, staring at the mayor with half-closed eyes. "Do you prefer your futas young, hmm~?"

The fox blinks. "First off, I have no preference on which futarians I sleep with, as long as they're not a child. And secondly, while on this topic—" he shoots a glance at Janice. "Are there kids on this very sex-crazed island!?"

Janice is taken aback by the Zoroark's worried tone, shaking her head while quirking her brow. "Nah, dude."

Rammi lifts his brow, casually glancing at the Grumpig who's toying with her hair smiling. "There's a fresh adult right here though: If kids aren't on this island, then how is she here?"

Janice gestures her hands. "It's because of a goddess futarian named Holo: Thanks to her dimension opening ability, she can keep any young futarians in a dimension that's filled with all sorts of innocent, wholesome, and overall non-sexual stuff."

"Oh…?"

"Holo can also detect when those kids reached their adulthood status, providing them the choice to stay in the dimension or leave it to explore the island if they choose to." Janice folds her arms, sighing. "Verline and I probably should've explained that part to ya. My bad."

"I see. And it's fine, just…" Rammi shudders, his face scrunching. "Knowing what this island is like, I wouldn't dare to have a child step foot in it, you know."

"Priva and the others thought the same way when the island was going through a crisis because of this crucial oversight, especially given that some futarians age a little quicker towards 18 than others."

"Oh really now? Yeesh, that like uh—" Rammi nudges his snout. "Further explains this island's existence then."

"Mhm." Janice scratches the side of her head, eyeing off. "I'm not even going to describe the yikes crap I've read in the Futaria Library detailing the historical events of that era." She then provides a thumbs up, winking. "Just know that Priva called for help outside of the island, Holo and her sister Kurama was kind enough to provide said help, and thanks to them: The island has been at peace yet again."

Rammi caresses his chin as the Grumpig eyes the two red foxes with lust. "Interesting, but…"

Janice tilts her head. "But what?"

"Wouldn't the sexual urges start causing issues in that dimension?" the pokefox questions as the three futas rub and kiss each other.

Janice shakes her head. "Nah. That dimension suppresses those urges to the point where it's nonexistent. I believe that part came from Kurama specifically, but Holo had some inputs on it too."

"Huh." Rammi tilts his head, curiosity ensuing. "So wait, wouldn't the futarians just choose to stay there since it resolves the sexual drive issue plaguing the specie?"

Janice is about to say something until she pauses for a moment, the other futarians eyeing her too. She taps her chin, staring up. "You...have a good point there, yeah." She then points at the Zoroark. "But counterpoint: Our kind thrives in sexual pleasures over the years on this island. We treat it as our culture, our motivation, and overall as our pride. I'm sure some futarians choose to remain in the dimension and live sex-free throughout their life, but for the most of us? Even when in that dimension growing up normally, a part of us, within our subconscious—knows that sex plays an important factor in our lives and there's a high chance of us wanting to leave the dimension upon turning 18. That and other things like gaming." Janice chuckles. "The latter has became pretty popular over the years, too."

"Bomb Rogue Dungeon is still the best Mystery Dungeon game ever made, and you'll never change my miiiind~~!" a random lady shouts in the background.

Janice covers her mouth. "THAT IS MID TRASH AND YOU KNOW IIIIIIIIIIT!" A snort rushes out of everyone briefly before Janice continues, "So anyways, did any of that like make any sense?"

Rammi stares off for a moment, rubbing his chin. "Hmm...I suppose so, yeah." Smiles. "It sounds like a solid enough system." He sighs in relief. "Thank goodness too since I'd be really concerned roaming around this island naked otherwise."

Janice nods. "For real." She snaps her fingers. "I'd give my thanks to Holo and Kurama right now, but they're always busy with aiding around the island, especially the former." Shrugs. "I ain't even sure where they're at, if I'm being honest."

Rammi snickers. "That's alright." He rubs his chin again, staring down. "Although, I'm confused about something."

The human quirks her brow. "Hmm?"

"You've mentioned that Holo is a goddess: I wasn't aware that deity futarians can exist, too!"

Janice snorts. "Well first off, did you missed that imp girl getting fucked by a weasel chick yesterday?"

"Oh." The Zoroark laughs. "I mean demons aren't technically deities, but fair enough."

"And secondly, futarian deities existed even before this island—maybe even before New Earth was made, one could argue." The human caresses her chin. "I don't know about that part exactly, but I did hear it from someone here."

The Grumpig raises her hand. "It was meee! I've learned about them at the Chill Dimension's library, hehe."

Janice folds her arms, smirking. "Oh look at you being a nerd, missy."

The Pokémon sticks her tongue out. "Always have been." She pounces up. "Oh and explain to him about your deity status too, Janice!"

The woman lifts a finger. "Technically, girl."

"Technically?" the fox questions as the pig giggles at the human's correction.

Janice rests a hand on her chest with dignity, her eyes closing. "Rammi, I have to confess: I'm a demi-goddess."

The Zoroark blinks. "Oh?"

"And demi-goddess futarians are half mortal, half goddess~." She waves her hand around. "My ancestors were deity horses—pegasus, to be exact." Janice points at her dick. "Which is why I have a horsecock by default."

Rammi nods with intrigue. "Damn, that's pretty cool. Never knew that about you." He tilts his head. "Although, don't pegasus have wings? How come I don't see you with any?"

The pink-haired woman twirls her hair. "Oh I have them: I just don't see the point of activating them."

"Ah." Rammi lifts his thumb. "Fair enough."

"By the way, dude: When did your hair and claws became blue?" She eyes the tattoo on Rammi's arm. "And the tattoo as well, while at it."

Rammi eyes himself up and down before shrugging, caressing his orbless long hair. "I have no clue. Just happens overnight, I suppose~." He then whips his hair around, enticing the women around him.

"Huh." Janice shrugs, smiling. "Strange, but alright then."

A black slime taps on the woman, the humanoid trembling in place: Her medium-sized tits and dick perking in excitement. "Hey Janny, can we like, re __eeaa_ ally_ go fuck now?" The woman licks her lips. "Been shivering and squirming and shaking at the thought of releasing a fat one into you, hgghn."

"Yeah, pinky: My heat has been off the roof right now!" The black and pink suid shudders when the horse humanoid and foxes from earlier pants down her neck. "H-Hell, we're ALL having our heats up the roof!"

"B-Big time," the Guilmon futa states, drooling at the sight of the many casually hanging dicks around her.

Janice stares briefly, laughing. "Alright alright, we'll take care of your drives, buttercups."

The Grumpig raises her arms. "HALLELUJAH!"

A white kobold presses against Janice's waist, her small tits nudging them alongside her big draconic dick. "Thank fuck: My cock has been aching for some ass and pussy to fill."

The pig smirks at the kobold. "Feel free to fill mine first!"

"With pleasure." The kobold slips her tongue out playfully, resulting to the duo laughing.

Janice eyes behind the kobold's ass, lady fluids trickling down her legs. "We'll have our fun at the Futapartment nearby." She peeks at Rammi. "Wanna join us, handsome?"

Rammi twirls his hair. "Later on, toots: Feeling like eating this delicious meal right now before getting to the main course~." He winks, swirling his fork around the pasta.

"Understandable, king!" Janice puts up a piece sign before ramming her hands behind the kobold and slime's asses, moans escaping them. "See ya then~."

As the group leaves, the Zoroark continues his meal: Slurping up the spaghetti noodles with glee. "Man I never knew that Suiren lady can cook some fire spaghetti." The fox nods. "I'll remember to ask her how she cooks them next time I see her. I'd like to cook them in this way too, hehe."

SLAM!

A very large, massive dick slams itself onto the table—Rammi's spaghetti jumping in place. The fox blinks, staring into nothing but the flabbergast air itself as the purple veiny penis lies dormant in front of him.

"Eh?" Is all he can utter out from the mere randomness of it—granted, it's something he'd expect from an island filled with horny dickladies. But he never expects it to be THIS sudden.

Regardless, he looks to the side: Another futarian stands there glancing at him, her skin purple just like her cock—her head looking similar to a mushroom with a crown on top of it. The shroob folds her arms, grinding her cock against the table.

"Zoroark." Is all she says, her red gaze piercing into Rammi's.

The fox blinks once again. "Damn hun, I just told Janice that I'll join her la—"

"Suck my dick." Shroob's glance intensifies. "Now."

Rammi smirks. "Oh~?"

"I want to know if you're worthy of being Princess Shroob's 'mayor'." She huffs. "More like slave, from the looks of you."

"Slave?" The Zoroark laughs, covering his chest and waving his hand around. "Oh sweetcheeks, that's a new one! Never had anyone called me that until now."

Shroob grumbles. "This is no joking matter: Please me at once." The lady eyes her nails, wearing nothing but an all white leg and armwear, her big tits resting in place. "I don't have all day, earthling." She squints back at him. "Hop to it."

Rammi intensifies his smirks, groaning. "Watch your tone, doll."

Shroob folds her arms once again. "Or what?"

The two exchange long glances: Shroob's frown persisting, Rammi's grin thriving. The futarians gaze at the tension, uncertainty exuding throughout.

_ Mere seconds later. _

"AH! OH! WHAT ARE YOU, NGH!"

Shroob is carried and fucked by the twink fox: The man gripping her hind while her legs flail, her dick shifting back and forth hitting her face before slamming the table itself. She yelps and blushes, her ass gripping the zororod hammering into her beyond belief—her huge balls rumbling at the Zoroark's smaller, but still big one.

"Ngh! Oh gracious, I can't believe you just, mmm, casually picked me up and do me, you insolent planet dweller!" Shroob shouts, her face redder than lava.

Rammi snickers. "It'll take more than just a massive cock hitting the table to dominate me, _ missy _." His dick quakes, the fox growling before pumping the alien full of his spunks—his thrusts persisting. "Hell yeah, take these punishing seeds!"

"AH!"

Shroob moans loudly, blasting her huge cum all over the lunch room's floor and ceilings—some coating over the two. The futas huff and cheer at the sight, some instantly going over to lap up the batters landing on their faces.

"Holy shit, this is hot to watch!" a flower futarian says, groping her huge tits. She then gasps when a bee smacks her ass.

"No kidding, flower babe~!" she exclaims, jerking herself off on the spot. The two futarians eye each other briefly before making out, moans ushering from them. The other futas follow suit, some choosing to jerk off or talk about the instant sexfest thanks to Rammi and Shroob.

Speaking of which, the Zoroark latches his maw onto Shroob's left tit: Bopping his head while previous seeds spill over the table at his rough and intense thrusts, his tongue swirling around them—his balls smacking the futa's. The princess yelps, her tits jiggling along the way.

"How are you, mm, still obliterating me after you've came so much!?" She lactates, her milks sprinkling everywhere. Rammi drinks down the substance, pounding to his heart's content. Many batters spill over the table in a wonderful mess, Shroob rolling her eyes up—her high heels trembling. "AAAAH!" She squeals, groping the back of Rammi's head.

"Mmmmf~."

"OOOH GOODNESS, YOU RAVENOUS BEAST!" Shroob cums instantly again, splashing all over the place—shuddering while her hole chokes on the foxboy's penis. "Your cock! It feels really good despite being smaller than my own!"

Rammi snorts, pumping Shroob full of his cum once more, stroking her thighs: A river of seeds painting over his food by this point, moans thriving as the futas panting with joy. Within a flash, the sex shifts over to Rammi pinning the mushroom alien down—gripping her head and slamming into her already filled hole with all of his might. His big ass claps at the movement, previous batters splashing their way out of the princess.

"Ugh! Ah!" Shroob strokes the table, her legs and ass trembling, her tits spilling milk nonstop.

Rammi grins at her, his balls smacking the woman's bigger one in satisfaction—the lady's cock twitching behind her. "What is it that you wanted me to do again, beautiful? I think I, mmm, kinda forgot~." His grins further into shit-eating territory, abusing Shroob's prostate by this point.

The humanoid leaves her tongue hanging, quivering. "D-Don't...s-stop—ah~!"

"Oh hun—" a mere glint shines behind his bangs. "I don't intend to anytime SOON." He cranks up the pace, fucking the living hell out of this alien chick that dares to order him while he's eating! The nerve of her. The literal gull and audacity, Rammi can't help but to think and fuck.

Rammi pumps several pre-seeds into Shroob, the woman ending up doing the same—forming a puddle. Shroob bites her lower lip, her ass quaking and shaking, her tits grinding against the metal. "Ngh! Ah! A-At this rate, I'm gonna—" she unleashes her massive cum all over the ground, shrilling. "AAAAAWJNFEIMSOIWLKDNE—"

The princess becomes a moaning mess, yelping with pure delight. A futarian polar bear takes this opportunity to rush over and licks up the puddle, uncaring for the massive penis splashing her face and tits. The twink fox glares at this, purring.

"Look who decided to come by and lick up this mess." Rammi snickers. "I haven't even came yet to make it a further mess. About to though~."

"Hggnh…" Is all Shroob can utter out, her filled booty preparing itself for Rammi's inevitable climax. And climax he does: Ushering a large load within Shroob's ass, painting her asscheeks and her back.

"Holy FUCK!" Rammi howls, both he and Shroob moaning in delight. Shroob eventually coughs up the batters throughout her, eyes expanding in utter glee—feeling like they're turning into hearts.

"Mmf!"

Shroob gets her belly expanding like crazy by this point, Rammi humping her without rest—letting those many seeds spill over his balls, the woman's balls, and her cock along with the pre-existing puddle. The polar bear laps it all up still, pushing her black long hair aside while succumbing to the delicious mess ahead.

. . .

The princess alien is on her back: Twitching and trembling, gazing up at the cum-dripping ceiling. All while Rammi bops his head on her schlong, deep-throating it like a champ.

"Mmmf~." Is all he says, wiggling his voluptuous butt while coating the rod in lovely saliva. Rows and rows of cum are shooting from Shroob's ass nonstop, the alien borderline feeling knocked out by the intense fucking Rammi gave her.

The futas eye on, some biting their lower lip while others finger themselves in the process.

"What a stud," a capybara says.

"So rough and dominant…" a Rhydon states, caressing her cheeks while blushing.

"I wanna ride his dick so badly," a cube-head humanoid follows, squeezing her breasts and moaning afterwards.

Rammi smiles, ears flickering to the joyful voices of the needy woman around him. Once his pre-jizz oozes over the table, he speeds up: Bopping his head quickly, closing his eyes into heaven. Shroob trickles pre-cum into his maw, the fox drinking it on the spot.

"I...Mm." Shroob's speechless, utterly befuddled by this new mayor casually dominating her in this manner. Soon she whines, pouring a ton of cum inside of Rammi's maw: Pumping those batters like a factory machine!

Rammi giggles, drinking down the semen—his belly bloating within seconds. His ass then splashes out cum like a water hose, spraying across the ground and even landing on a few office drawers and windows. Moans echoes from the duo, triggering a cheerful display from the futarians watching the show. A tiger futa even walks away from the scene quickly, muttering, "Fuck, I gotta jerk off again…"

The Zoroark pulls himself out, rubbing the massive cock up and down while seeds slide across it: Purring. "Now that's what I called an immaculate fuck show, eh miss Shroob?"

Shroob shudders, her cock wobbling. "I-It's Princess Sh-Shroob to you, a-ah…"

Rammi drops Shroob's dick, lying beside the alien lady—staring. "Hey, look at the bright side." Grins. "I gave you your wish~."

Shroob flinches, face reddening into the cherry fruit itself. "Why you." Scoffs. "This. Is completely unlike how I, mmm, imagined my demands!" She glares, folding her arms. "Can't believe you've embarrassed me like that."

Rammi shrugs. "You liked it, anyways. The embarrassment hardly matters now, doesn't it?"

Shroob pouts, looking away. "Si-Silence…"

Rammi provides the alien mushroom a cheeky grin. "You know it to be oh so true, missy~~."

Shroob pouts once more, grinding her teeth before glaring at Rammi. "It's _ PRINCESS _!"

Rammi pinches the woman's cheek. "Sounds like missy to me, hun."

Shroob glares. "Be glad my sister isn't around: She'll definitely mess you up for humiliating me…"

The fox rests on his hands, smirking deviously. "Cool. Because I'm certain she'll be in a similar position like you~."

"Hmph. Doubtful..."

"Besides, we're pretty even."

" EVEN!?" She glances at the foxbutt. "I haven't even breed you myself!"

Rammi snorts, wiggling his ass while a decent chunk of seeds drip out of his puffhole. "Sweetie, there's cum leaking out of me from how much you busted into my maw: I'd like to say that counts."

Shroob shields her face, looking away. "I-Insolent prick…"

Rammi blows his kisses, winking. "Love ya too, even though we just met~."

"U-Um, M-Mayor!"

Rammi leans up, eyeing at a few futarians in front of him: A silver key, a black cat, and a red wolf in these exact orders, all of the woman being fully naked along with ranging between tits and dicks sizes. The Zoroark folds his arms.

"Hmm~?"

The futas turn around, presenting their holes—their wet pussy dripping with aching horniness.

"Please fuck us, too~!" the three say in unison, wiggling their asses.

Rammi eyes down his shaft: Still rock hard and eager for more holes to fill, just the way he likes it—loves it, even. He licks his lips, caressing himself. (Seems like Janice and co. can wait a little longer while I take care of these three.) He blinks, more futarians approaching his table being naked themselves. (...More than three, actually.) The Zoroark smirks.

"Sure thing."


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