Pretty Furry for a Furry Guy
Everyone gets a little too enthusiastic in the early stages of obsession.
(Give yourself a bonus point if you can tell the song.)
Pretty Furry for a Furry Guy By Danath * * * SoFurry caused awakenings, he wants to know more He searches FurAffinity, doesn’t even know what for Discovered all the dating sites and e621 He’s confident he knows it all, he’s ready for some fun He wants to be a furry, he’s making his suit He’s in a real hurry ‘cuz he wants to be cute He’s a new furry, just made his first ‘sona Yiffed himself so hard that he contracted glaucoma So don’t contract mange and don’t make it strange Don’t complain about species and gender change Because he’s a new furry, he treats it like a sitcom Got it in his head that he’s the only good dom He talks about the foxes and how they wanna hump He puts all the prey species into one big lump Delusions of the dominant infiltrate his mind He thinks he’ll get any sub to turn and lift behind Says he’s a top and he wants to hump muzzles Two months later on his knees he squeaks, “I’m confuzzled!” He’s so big and buff, he’s so rough and tough Wants to show a stereotype that he digs their fluff MC syndrome flares up, it makes him wanna talk Like he’s the OC furry and the cock of the walk But he won’t act weak, he won’t admit defeat Spends hundreds on commissioned pictures of his feet So horny for RP that his profile lists him “bi” He’s even into vore because he says it gets him high He’s a new furry and he’s going overboard With all the new experiences that he’s gonna hoard Just calm down, friend, and take a deep breath in And welcome, like us all, to a long lifetime of sin