remember to stretch with your dad regularly
earliest story I've written in the canon as of january 18th, 2026!! will probably be writing earlier ones, but eh. if you'd like to check out all my art and stories before I upload them here, they're all hanging out at https://t.me/malandrossadventures
-mal works night shift at a convenience store for extra pay -so like, what's mal's day look like? -starts work at midnight -probably small dinner in the middle of work -comes back at ~8:30 am -takes about an hour to go to bed -sleeps until ~5:30 pm -large breakfast -then free time! -mostly browsing the web and watching videos on the laptop they share with ross -~10:30 pm large lunch -then gets ready for work [shitty little convenience store] [grab'n'go or something generic] [mal in overalls and a button vest, both a bit tight and uncomfortable] mal, at the cash register: *staring at their phone* mal: *browsing videos* mal: *so bored* mal: *looking around, not seeing anyone else* mal: mal: *logging into an onlyfans-esque app* mal: *heart pounding* mal: *looking up 'lion solo'* mal: *getting hard, skimming through profiles* mal: *spotting their dad's* mal: *bending over the table, phone close to their face* mal: *tapping on the profile* mal: *seeing some new images* mal: *tapping on those* mal: *getting a good eyeful of some ass shots, balls dangling and all* mal: *dick throbbing, biting their lip* mal: *definitely trying to justify it to themself, oooooh it's just his body, a lot of lions look like that, just don't think about it* mal: *taking a deep breath* mal: *running over to the bathroom* mal: *throwing the door open* mal: *locking the one door, throwing the toilet lid up* mal: *struggling to take off their vest* mal: *finally undoes the buttons, pulls the vest off* mal: *pulling the straps of the overalls off their shoulders* mal: *yanking their overalls down* mal: *pausing, having a moment of clarity* mal: *dragging their paws down their face* mal: *taking a couple deep breaths* *sound of a bell ringing* mal: *another deep breath, trying to distract themself with work* mal: *getting their clothes back on* mal: *flushing the toilet* mal: *opening the door* family of owls: *turning their heads 90 degrees, looking a bit annoyed* mal, smiling awkwardly: sorry about that ------ mal, exhausted: *walking up the steps to their second-floor apartment* mal: *holding a paw out to block the light from the windows* mal: *walking down the hallway* mal: *opening the door* mal: *smelling cum and lube* mal, closing the door behind them: d- ross, what are you- ross, from behind the couch: can you at least not- mal: *walking over to the couch* ross, sitting on a tarp, back to the camera, facing mal, horse dildo halfway up his ass: -get in view mal, immediately hard again, gripping the couch: dad! ross, paws out: hey, look, sorry ross, pulling himself up, a couple inches of dildo slipping out of his ass: shoot took longer than I thought it would ross: but I *told* you to get down and crawl to the bedroom if I was working on something mal: I- mal: I mean mal: I don't want to see you like this ross, crossing his arms: well, you could've just crawled away ross: so great job there ross, swinging his dick: oooooh, a penis ross: so scary mal, trying not to look down: I don't want to look at anybody's dick! mal: especially not my dad's!! ross, raised eyebrow: middle of summer? ross: shit AC? ross: you're seeing a dick, mal ross: that's just life mal, gesturing down, still trying not to look: but I'm not showing my fucking hard, wet dick to my kid! ross: like you didn't tell me to do this? ross: barely making an arg[ent] an hour here ross: you want me to pay the bills? ross: you put up with my dick ross: which you aren't even looking at mal: ugh! mal, walking to the bathroom: you'd like that, wouldn't you? ross: if it'd get you to calm down, yeah mal, back to ross, kind of walking side-to-side so ross doesn't see their boner: fuck off ross: sorry for being right? mal, opening the bathroom door: fuck offff ross: getting the last word isn't going to help you win- mal: *closing the bathroom door* ross, louder: win this argument! mal: *taking a deep breath* mal: *staring in the mirror* mal: *seeing all the fur they want to shave when they wake up* mal: *getting undressed* mal, naked, back to the mirror: *staring back at the mirror* mal: *shaking their butt* mal: *imagining their dad grabbing their butt* mal: *grimacing* mal: *turning on the shower* mal: *checking to see if the water's warm enough* mal: *stepping inside* mal: *trying to think normal thoughts* mal: *hearing ross start to moan* mal: *and the wet slop of a fuckton of lube* mal: *reaching down and starting to jack off* mal: *trying to convince themself it's just the idea of sex or something* mal: *cums into their paw* mal: *watches some cum fall to the shower floor* mal: *washing their paw off with soap* mal: *then the floor* mal: *trying not to slip, but also trying to hide the smell of cum* ross, knocking on the door: mal? mal, tiny heart attack: yeah? ross: mind if I clean up? mal: uh mal: one second mal: *getting out of the shower* mal: *wrapping a towel around their waist* mal: *opening the door* ross, still naked, lube running down his back legs: hey, mal mal, immediately turning around, heading back to the shower: hey? ross, leaning against the doorframe, arms crossed: uh, wanted to say sorry mal, looking back at ross: ooookay? ross: I'm being a bit harsh on you ross: you've got your own job and all ross: prooobably not what you want to come back home to mal, sighing: a little ross: I'll try to be better ross: can't guarantee it ross: but I'll check the time more ross: and wrap up things early if I need to mal: that'd be great ross: and I'll clean up the tarp and other stuff before I go to bed ross: *if* you don't try to reclean everything in the morning mal: *sighing* mal: can I check it over, at least ross: if you leave a note for me ross: so I can reclean it ross: I'll probably be out running mal: fine mal: ross: mal: *stepping back into the shower* ross: you're going to get that towel wet mal: *closing the shower door* mal: *throwing the towel over the top* ross, kind of visible through the translucent glass: *grabbing the towel, hanging it up* ross: *sitting on the toilet* ross: *wiping off* mal: *still showering* ross: long shower mal: hm ross: mal ross: you're going to have to deal with getting naked eventually mal: no I don't ross: stop wasting water, at least mal, turning off the shower: ugh ross: there's nothing wrong with nudity, mal mal: says the guy who wants to eye me up [let's make incest jokes to gross him out, it isn't revealing at all!!!] ross: I'm not going to look, mal ross: kind of busy here mal: whatever ross: mal: ross: really could just trap you in that shower all night mal: you couldn't ross: I spent four hours on that dildo mal: really didn't need to know that ross: just saying mal: mal: mal: *opening the shower door a peek* ross: *standing up to flush the toilet before sitting back and keeping on wiping* ross: *very pointedly Not Looking at mal* mal: *closing the door* mal: mal: *opening the door again* mal: *opening it just enough to reach a paw out* mal: *reaching out for the towel* mal: *struggling a bit* mal: *grabbing the towel, yanking it back* mal: *wiping themself down* mal: *wrapping the towel around their waist* mal: *stepping out of the shower* ross, still looking away: *sighing* mal, glaring at ross: fuck off ross: wow, little bit of backtalk mal, keeping their eyes level with ross's head: like you care ross: I *do* care ross: because *you* do ross: love yourself a little more mal: oooh, you need to work out more mal: you need to stretch more mal: you'd fly away in the wind mal: you're a twig ross: lot of ways you can love yourself mal: god, you're fucking annoying ross: doesn't mean I'm wrong mal, walking off: whatever mal: let me know when you're done ross: k mal: *getting to the door* ross: and mal? mal, grabbing the door handle, sighing: what? ross: I told you not to call me dad ross: I won't call you kid ross: you won't call me dad ross: that was the deal mal, who kind of wants to be called kid: sorry biology exists? ross: mal. mal: and you won't even tell me why mal: just I'm not comfortable, please respect it ross: *mal.* mal: fine, fine mal, opening the door: god ross: and feel free to use my laptop ross: just don't mess with my setup mal, closing the door behind them: fine mal: *taking a deep breath* mal: *pulling the towel off, setting it on the ground* mal: *walking over to the closet* mal: *opening the closet doors* mal: *putting on underwear and PJs* mal: *walking over to the living room* mal: *trying to ignore the smell of cum and lube* mal: *walking around the tarp and cameras* mal: *grabbing ross's laptop* mal: *walking back over to their floor bed* mal: *sitting on their pillow, back to the wall* mal: *opening up the laptop* mal: *seeing the log in screen* mal: *opening up their own account* mal: *typing in their username and password* mal: *grabbing some headphones beside their bed* mal: *connecting those headphones* mal: *doing a bit of internet browsing* [mal watches a few streames and listens to rock music] [doesn't actually look at porn much] [and isn't familiar with sex in general] [the cult told them sex was impure, a temptation, a waste of time] [which mal bought into, in part because they were ace and it felt easy enough to not have sex] [and even outside of the cult, mal has a lot of guilt around sex] [but mal still has a sex drive and still jerks off sometimes] [just imagines sex in their head] [and doesn't jack off or look at porn much, is afraid their dad would notice] [so a tiiiiny bit of sexual frustration going on here] ross: *opening the bathroom door, walking through the bedroom* mal: *maybe eyeing ross's butt a tiny bit* mal: *feeling worse* mal: *watching videos until their boner goes down* mal: *getting up, walking over to the bathroom to brush their teeth/get ready to go to sleep* ------ [in the middle of the night] mal: *waking up, feeling a weight on them* mal: ?? ross, laying down on mal: hey kiddo mal: ?! mal: *looking down* mal: *seeing they're both naked and hard* ross: c'mon kiddo ross: let's fuck ross: you want this mal: I- ross: *laying down on mal, grinding against them* mal: *holding on to ross* ross: *huffing and growling* mal: *moaning* mal: *feeling sticky and wet* mal: *waking up to the late afternoon sun* mal: *staring up at the ceiling* mal: *seeing the midday light filtering through the door* mal: *looking down, realizing they jizzed right through their pajamas and the blanket* mal: *so tired* mal: *trying to get the blanket off quietly* mal: *and pulling their clothes off quietly* mal: *listening in on their dad* ross: *still asleep* [ross probably keeps similar hours as mal does] mal, naked: *balling up their clothes and blanket, tossing them in a hamper* mal: *heading for the closet* mal: *opening the door gently, looking back* ross: *still facing away, asleep* mal: *grabbing a pair of underwear* mal: *heading over to the bathroom* mal: *closing and locking the door* mal: *grabbing some tissues* mal: *getting soap and water on them* mal: *wiping down their crotch* mal: *and the toilet seat while they're at it* mal: *putting their underwear on* mal: *staring at the mirror, exhausted* mal: *turning off the light* mal: *opening the bathroom door quietly* mal: *trying to walk back to their floor bed* ross, half-mumbling: that you, mal? mal, freezing, whispering back: yeah? mal: went to the bathroom ross: k ross: try to be quieter next time, okay? mal, resisting the urge to be snippy: k ross: night mal: k ross: mal: ross: *appears to be asleep* mal: *lays down on the floor* mal: *struggles to fall asleep, eventually does* ------ mal: *waking up* mal: *seeing ross, naked, crouched over them, snapping fingers in front of mal's face* mal, scooting back: what the FUCK mal: *smacking their head into a wall* mal, pulling themself up, rubbing their head: god fucking ross: don't want you getting up so late mal, trying to hide their dick between their legs: the fuck's early? ross: I'm done with my run and getting breakfast by the time you get up mal: okay? mal: and I'm a grown adult? mal: so I can do whatever I want? ross: and you're single ross: in a dead-end job ross: complaining about your back pain all the time mal: and? ross: I'm teaching you how to do stretches mal, bonking their head against the wall: fucking kill me ross: are you going to get some help ross: or are you just going to complain? mal: oh, complain mal: every time mal: it's not that bad mal: it's in the background mal: I can just ignore it ross: and then it gets worse mal: look, the doctor's expensive ross: and stretching is free mal: but that's time and effort ross: what else are you doing in your free time? mal: you know, you're single too ross: but I'm trying ross: look, mal ross: I was young too ross: still kind of am, but ross: you think it lasts forever ross: and then it doesn't ross: your body starts giving out on you ross: you can't do things like you used to ross: and whoops ross: sure hope you made some friends and found yourself some partners ross: or you've got money lying around ross: or you're fucked mal: sounds like your problem ross: mal ross: it's just a few basic stretches ross: once a day kind of deal ross: you do that ross: and I won't bitch at you getting up late ross: and I'll let you bitch about your back whenever you want ross: sound good? mal: *sighing* mal: god, fine mal: if it's basic stuff mal: just stop waving your dick in my face ross: *waving his dick, smirking* like this? mal, rolling their eyes: ass ross, reaching a paw out: k, let's get started mal: right now?? ross: it'll be quick mal: I just mal: just ross: I know you've got some morning wood going on ross: you're awful at hiding it mal: ugh ross: if you've got to see my dick ross: probably fair I have to see yours mal: wow, almost like you're excited about it ross: that can't be your only joke mal: *rolling their eyes* mal: mal: *taking ross's paw* ross: *pulling himself and mal up* mal: *trying to adjust the boner to make it less obvious* *it's still really obvious* mal: god damnit ross: hahaha ross: stretches take care of that too mal, annoyed: really selling me on this, huh ross: at least you're giving it a try ------ mal: *trying to do a squat, struggling* ross: *holding mal's paws, squatting with mal* ross: deep breaths mal: *shaky breaths* ross: don't bend your back, keep it straight ross: puff your chest out a bit ross, lifting up with mal: there we go ross and mal: *standing up* mal: *taking a few deep breaths* ross: how was that? mal: you're trying mal: to kill me mal: my fucking mal: legs suck ross: almost like you're actually using them! mal, glaring at ross: fuck off ross, patting mal on the shoulder: helps though, doesn't it? mal, looking away: ugh mal: I guess I'm a little more awake now mal: and I heard some stuff pop, so ross: see? ross: it helps ross: you should get into a routine ross: and it might take a sec ross: but then you'll really start to feel it mal: oh good mal, bitter: I have to keep doing this ross, rolling his eyes: no, just once, and then all your pain will magically go away ross: look, it'll just take you a few minutes a day ross: you can do it in the middle of work if you need to ross: and it *will* help you, I promise mal: *sighing* ross: how about some stuff for the arms too? ross, walking out of the bedroom: let me get the bar real quick mal: *leaning against the doorway* ross: *grabbing the bar from off the living room floor* ross: *walking back over to mal, setting it in place* mal, smirking: wow, really raising the bar here ross: I thought I was supposed to be making the dad jokes in this house mal, now scowling: I thought you weren't supposed to be the dad ross, shaking his head: whatever ross, stepping back: k ross: see if you can do a pull-up mal, staring at the bar: uh mal, reaching up with an arm, just barely below the bar: I don't know if I can reach it ross, squatting: just bend your knees and jump mal: uh, okay? mal: *squatting* mal: *lifting themself up, jumping up* mal: *manages to grab the bar* ross: ayyyy mal: *holding on for a second or two, dropping* mal: ow! mal, paw on a shoulder: fucking ross: yeeah, kind of figured you didn't have the arms ross: worth a shot though mal, glaring at ross: thanks for checking ross, sarcastic: you're welcome ross: *adjusting the bar lower* ross: just grab on and hold on ross: as long as you can mal: *sighing* mal: *reaching up for the bar, grabbing it* mal: *holding on, lifting their legs up* mal: *struggling for a couple seconds* mal: *letting go* ross, rotating his arms: and you can flex them a bit, get some stress off them mal: *copying ross* mal: ugh, I think my arms are going to pop off ross: hahaha ross: I always feel like that trying something new ross: you get used to it mal, annoyed: I hope so ross: anyways ross: we can still try pull-ups ross, squatting: if you're willing to let me give you a boost mal, staring at ross: uhh mal: you sure? ross: yeah, I should be able to lift you pretty easy mal, not the thing they're worried about, but not sure how to bring it up: k mal: *walking over to ross* mal: *sitting on ross's back* mal: *fur brushing up against ross's, more than a tad uncomfortable* ross: *lifting himself enough for mal to grab the bar around their stomach* ross, tilting his head back: and yeah, grab it from the top ross: and lift yourself up! mal, getting turned on being in this position: uh, y-yeah mal: *struggling to lift themself up* mal: *straining* mal: *trying to focus on the pull-up and not get hard* ross: *lifting himself a bit, helping mal out* mal: *managing a few push-ups* mal: *letting go of the bar, taking a few breaths* ross: hahaha ross: how's that feel? mal: euughghghghhh ross: hahaha ross: proud of you, though! ross: thought you did alright, all things considered ross: needed a bit of help ross: but a step in the right direction ross: posture was good mal, definitely getting a bit hard again: t-thanks ross: and we need to do something about your hard-ons eventually mal, blushing: you d-didn't have to bring it up ross: I think you're just touch-starved ross: haven't had a partner ross: that whole deal mal, really getting hard: come on! ross: should really look into dating ross: and even getting naked! ross: it's not a big deal ross: and dicks aren't a big deal either ross: it's all a natural thing mal: okay?? mal: can I still get down?? ross: *lowering himself* mal: *getting off ross's back, heading for the little floor bed* mal: *sitting down, wrapping themself up in blankets* ross, turning around, smirking at mal: right back to bed? mal: see if I can anyway ross: hahaha ross: well ross: not going to stop you ross: but if you could at least try the stretches out ross: that'd be great mal: *sighing* mal: I think I will mal: when *I* get up ross: I'll take it ross: night, mal mal: see you later -fin