it's fine if it's just practice
-after a slightly awkward incident -where a certain someone got drunk for the first time -climbed onto their dad -and had a sloppy makeout session before passing out -mal and ross are dealing with the fallout -mal is kind of afraid ross is going to...
jorkin my peanits
-pretty early on in their relationship -before things get very hot and steamy -instead they're just a tiny bit hot and steamy -and painfully awkward ross: \*knocking on the bathroom door\* mal, immediately snippy: what? ross: you've been in there a...
wrestlemania
-idk man -silly little story set early on in mal and ross's relationship -ross trying to get mal out of their shell a bit -and mal trying to get ross to like the stuff they do -they get to learn more about each other -not carnally though, that comes...
remember to stretch with your dad regularly
-mal works night shift at a convenience store for extra pay -so like, what's mal's day look like? -starts work at midnight -probably small dinner in the middle of work -comes back at ~8:30 am -takes about an hour to go to bed -sleeps until ~5:30 pm...