Your Mission is to Hump
Kinktober Theme #21: Humping Objects
The trio of heroes arrive in an alien world and their mission is to hump strange nodes scattered around the place! Rudy is enthusiastic, but Trent and Juanita are disgusted by the idea but could Juanita have a secret desire to hump solid objects?
It's october again and I haven't finished all my kinktobers from last year. I'm going to finish them all in the next few weeks (will extend into November probably). One of the kinktober kinks was Humping Objects which is a strange kink for me and not th biggest one but i like it as a dumb, depraved thing to do
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One look over the horizon and anyone would have known that place was an alien world. It had grass, trees, and mountains. It had rivers and clouds, but the colors were brighter. To the eyes of venturing teens Trent, Juanita, and Rudy, it looked like a cartoon world. They walked across a plateau, taking it all in. Trent pulled out his communicator. Xehpyr's alien face lit up on the screen. "What kind of world is this?" asked Trent. "An alien one," Xehpyr answered. "The other ones were alien worlds too," said Juanita, "but they didn't look so... video game like." Rudy peeled out his clothes, a white tee underneath a plaid overshirt. "Why are we still in our regular clothes?" Trent arrived at the station wearing a long sleeve and pants and Juanita was wearing a jean jacket over a tee and jeans. When they jumped through the portal into that alien world, their clothes (nor their forms) didn't change like they usually did. "You don't need any special clothes for this mission," said Xehpyr. "In fact, it might be preferrable to wear [i]less![/i]" "Why?" asked Trent. "What's our mission?" "Find yourself a golden node," said Xehpyr. The trio wandered the grasses until they found a golden knob emerged from the ground, surrounded by a few rocks. "Yeah. We found one," said Trent, into his communicator. Xehpyr smiled wide. "Now [i]hump[/i] it!" "H-hump it?" Trent exclaimed. He and Juanita shared a glance. "Yes!" said Xehpyr, her glee shining through. "Get freaky with the node!" Trent and Juanita were shocked. They couldn't believe Xehpyr was serious. What a disgusting mission they had! Rudy was unfazed in comparison. He walked up to the node, examined it, and then took his hands on it. He positioned his feet, squatted down, and then got thrusting into the orb! "R, Rudy!" said Juanita. After a few humps, Rudy thought it felt good so he giggled. Smacking his penis against a solid surface? It was pleasurable. He got into a groove and began to grunt, happy to treat the bulb head as his mate. "Rudy!" said Trent walking over. But what was he supposed to do? It was their mission to hump and Rudy was humping. A grin came over Rudy's face. It wasn't full-on masturbation, but it felt could to smack his shaft against a surface. He tried picturing the node as a giant woman's breast and Rudy started getting hard. "Yes!" said Xehpyr through the communicator, "That's the way to do it!" As Rudy humped, the beacon began to glow. Every thump of Rudy's crotch hitting the beacon brightened it a little. Rudy grunted, and his face dulled, the boy got into the activity. Humping things; it was a lot of fun. The beacon shone bright as an outdoor light and a ringing was heard. "That's good enough," said Xehpyr. Rudy didn't stop. He liked humping. Trent and Juanita got chuckling. "Rudy, st-stop!" Rudy stopped, getting up and smiling. "Good!" said Xehpyr, "Now find some more to hump! Everyone get humping!" It was weird hearing Xehpyr use the word humping. She seemed so sophisticated and classy. Now she was cheering the kids on to get freaky with big bulbs sticking out of the ground. Rudy giggled again, a bump on the front of his pants. Juanita and Trent had to realize that Rudy [i]really[/i] got into it! They split up. It would have been too embarrassing to have other people watch you hump a random node so they didn't want to be around their friends. Rudy was the exception. He probably wouldn't have cared. Juanita walked off across the plains, going down a hill and passing a stream to walk into a forest. She was scared about entering a forest with tall tree trunks and a dark canopy. It was a place that screamed danger, but she entered anyway. The place was quiet. She heard the faint chirping of birds but could not see where they were. She couldn't see any nodes either. That was until she saw one reflecting light through the forest's darkness. It hummed quietly. Juanita approached it. This was awkward. She didn't want to actually hump anything, so she stared at the node for what could have been an entire minute. She touched it. It didn't hurt. She wasn't up to hump anything like a depraved monkey so she tried to cheat. She took a hand and smacked it the node. She smacked for what could have been a couple minutes. Nothing changed. The node didn't glow. Frustrated, she positioned herself in front of the node, crouched down, and put her arms around the node. She pressed her crotch against the node, letting her vagina squish inside her pants. A feeling rode through her body. She tilted her crotch into node, the rounded surface. It didn't feel bad. She did it again. Her vulva tingled. Hunched over like a monkey in the wild, she humped the node. She stared out into space as the disgusting deed got done. But then a feeling of warmth came over her crotch. Pleasure flickered in her mind. Her thighs hardened and she humped some more, her thumps stronger. She relaxed and let her legs thrust. She her her nature take over. It felt good to hump. She gripped the ground tighter and groaned as her center smacked the node. It felt... good. She dropped her eyes and grinned. A pulse flowed through her crotch and made her toes wiggled. She grunted and let her thighs go wild. Her pants smacked the node like a mallet to a slab of beef. Her ample breasts wobbled back and forth inside her shirt. She wanted it. She wanted to hump. It felt good. It might have been weird but she enjoyed it. It made her vagina feel good. She wanted to hump more things. Juanita opened her eyes to see that the node was glowing. She had done her job. She slowed her humping and got up on her feet, staring at the oval shape's brightness. Something was moist. In the process of humping the node, her vagina got a little excited and released some juice into her panties. Her vulva tingled. Did the node cause her to cum? It seemed so. She didn't know what force inspired her to leak like that but she could feel the goo smacking around in her pants. She walked off. She supposed she would have to find another node. Would that one make her feel good too? Trent found a pond and as he examine the edge, he found a node hiding in the cattails. As he approached it he heard frogs and even insects but could not see any. He wondered if they were invisible. He then checked out to see if anyone was around. He assumed that him and his friends were the only people in that realm but what if a strange came by while he was getting busy? He walked up to the node but couldn't figure out how to start the strange motion. The thing was just a mound. A round mound. Trent couldn't imagine fucking anything that didn't have a hole. It had to be done anyway. He leaned over onto the node and positioned his thighs around the roundness. He liked to straddle things so rubbing his thighs around the object felt good. Through his pants, Trent's penis rubbed up against the mound. It felt good. He swore he felt his dick rising in size at the rub. The comfort inspired him to try a little hump. It was a hump. Nothing more. But it felt right. Trent got a better grip on the ground and smacked it harder. It still felt good and the pleasure overwhelmed his embarrassment. He got humping! Right from the start, he was keeping a fast pace. His dick got hard inside his underwear, pushing out on the fabric, trying to escape. His body jiggled a certain way that his dick popped out of his underwear and rode down the length of his left pant leg. That made the humping feel better. He grunted as he humped, letting his face relax and his mind wander. He wished that the round node was Dorothy, a girl in his college. Dorothy was so hot. She had perky breasts and a great ass. Trent would have given a lot to be humping her but she was taken. The node lit up. It made a humming sound. Trent got up and backed away, worried something was going to happen. He noticed his dick out of his underwear so he rearranged his drawers. He had to wait for his erection to disperse before he could slip the penis back inside. The node glowed though. Was his mission complete? Xehpyr wasn't calling him to say so, so Trent knew that more nodes needed to be humped. He scanned the area for whever a node could be, some place that Juanita nor Rudy would have explored. He saw a bunch of trees off in the distance. Tall ones. He walked in that direction. Surely the grove would have a node waiting for him. Juanita had cleared out three nodes and went exploring for a fourth. Her vagina was warm with delight. Humping these nodes had a pleasurable award! She would never admit that humping weird nodes in the middle of strange wilderness was anything but repulsive though. She walked over some hills, looking out from a clifftop over the land. There were green fields, ponds, forests, and there was a horizon in the distance. It was hard to believe that the world was real. But Juanita reached down and pulled at the grass. It ripped like any grass would. Tossing the grass aside, Juanita walked down a hill to a large shrub. She heard something strange though and got worried that a monster was about. The realm was similar to the lumberjack realm that Juanita and her friends had first crossed and she worried dangerous monsters were lurking in the shadows. She turned a corner and saw Rudy humping a node. It wasn't a monster-- it was her friend getting busy with a node. She took a moment to watch the guy fuck a giant yellow hemisphere but quickly regretted it when, in the midst of Rudy's humping, a big pink stick rolled out of the guy's clothes. It was his dick. Juanita stamped down on a squeal of embarrassment and turned away. Did Rudy unzip his pants? thought Juanita. She peeked again to see Rudy in the midst of humping, not noticing Juanita. The dick was flailing, no doubt. As fast as she was silent, Juanita got out of there. Questions passed through Juanita's mind. How could Rudy get [i]so[/i] into it that he would actually let his dick out? Did the nodes make him do that? Juanita also noticed that Rudy had a pretty big dick. As disgusting as it was to see Rudy's johnson, it was flailing at about nine inches. Juanita had to take a couple minutes sitting by a tree to relax but when she was ready to continue, she noticed Rudy's sounds were gone. She crept over to the node Rudy was humping and the boy was gone. The node was lit. Juanita walked up to the node. It was inocuous until Juanita noticed a white spattering on the nodes side. Rudy [i]came[/i] on the node. Juanita couldn't take it anymore. She got out of there! Juanita wasn't up to do any more humping after that but it was fine because after a few minutes of wandering and trying to shake off what she had just seen, she got a call from Xehpyr saying that the mission was complete. She was to report to a hilltop around where the portal home would appear. Juanita found Trent and Rudy up there already. She tried her best to hide her embarrassment at seeing Rudy with his cock out, but the boy didn't seem to notice any weirdness in her. Trent pulled out his communicator. "I think we're done, Xehpyr." Xehpyr's alien face appeared on the device. She smiled. "Alright. The portal is coming." They had to wait for a bit but they didn't want to talk about what they just had to do. It was embarrassing and primitive. The portal appeared in its light of purple and yellow. The three kids walked through into the gate facility. Xehpyr was at the console like before. They went in with the clothes they wore so returning to the base didn't switch their clothes back. Juanita noticed the cum in her panties was gone however. "Welcome back," said Xehpyr with her arms open. "That was weird," said Trent. "I never expected our adventures to be like [i]that![/i]" Xehpyr fanned her arms out and gestured at the facility. "Through this place, you will go on [i]many[/i] kinds of adventures!" Juanita crossed her arms. "I don't want to hump orbs in the middle of an alien planet though!" "That is what the mission asks," said Xehpyr, "so that's what you'll do!" Rudy giggled dumbly. "I liked humping the nodes. It felt nice." Juanita rolled her eyes. She didn't need to be told that Rudy liked humping nodes-- she witnessed it explicitly! Xehpyr smiled and nodded. "I was keeping track of your vitals and all of you were pretty aroused humping those nodes." Trent and Juanita blushed. They had been found out! Xehpyr waved her hands. "There's nothing to be ashamed of. Why wouldn't you enjoyed a good hump? Masturbation is something every animal does." Xehpyr walked out from behind the console and walked up to her human friends, bare alien feet smacked the metal floor. "Why deny something that feels good?" Rudy chuckled. "I got really horny. I think I humped seven of the nodes!" Xehpyr walked up and stroked Rudy on the cheek. "That you did! Very impressive." Trent sighed. "When I signed up for this, I thought we were going to be heroes. Fighting bad guys! Or adventurers, like searching for treasure. This time we had to have sex with a bunch of orbs!" "You [i]are[/i] heroes," said Xehpyr. She walked back to the console and pressed some buttons. A windowless screen appeared on the wall, displaying the world that Trent, Juanita, and Rudy had just left. It looked just like they left it except there were shining lights moving across the ground. "This world was empty before," said Xehpyr, "but now there's activity! Those balls of electricity are the first signs of life in that world." She smiled. "All thanks to you!" Trent was confused, but at the same time watching those balls of electricity move around was something. It was more active than what they had witnessed in the realm. "You have missions to help people," said Xehpyr. "It might seem strange but if you help a world by humping nodes, then what's the problem?" They saw the reason in that. "Will more missions have us hump things?" Rudy asked enthusiastically. Xehpyr smiled. "I'll let you wait and see on that." The mission was complete and the kids were ready to go home. They walked themselves out through the large dark hall. "I hope next mission doesn't have us doing anything as humiliating as that," said Juanita. "Yeah," said Trent. "That was too weird." "I liked it!" said Rudy. "I like humping things. Don't you guys like humping things?" "That they do!" said Xehpyr. She clicked a few keys on her console and some images popped up on the display. It was a series of pictures of Juanita's face, all of them in states of arousal. In one she was staring into space, quiet contentedness. In another she was moaning her mouth open. In another she was bitting a lip. Juanita was mortified. "What! What are you doing!?" Trent snickered. Rudy stared taking great pleasure seeing his friend in such a state. "I took some pictures," said Xehpyr, with a big smile. "They came out well! Would you like to keep them?" "No!" said Juanita. "Yes," said Rudy. Juanita gave Rudy a nasty look. He went quiet. Juanita down at his pants, though. She wondered about the penis he had behind those pants. Was it actually nine inches like she had seen? She couldn't get the thought out of her mind. --