Dirty Games and Dirty Minds 1
Who knew online games had such nasty options?
Dirty Games and Dirty Minds
Who knew online games had such nasty options?
“Now, you scroll down.”
“Ok. I’m scrolling.”
“You should see ‘Adult Content’ in the list.”
“I only see terms of service.”
“Go up.”
“Oh! It’s there! So I click on it?”
“Yes. Accept it and accept the third-party content under it.”
“That’s good! I accepted it!”
“Then you do apply and restart.”
“Oki. Gimme three seconds.”
With one press, the button ‘apply’ was replaced by a request for the system to restart. And so, Ed pressed on, yes, turning off his entire world. He was in the dark, a formless and bottomless abyss without any scent or sensation. He wasn’t falling, merely floating as he felt the sting in the back of his head. His nervous system was disconnected from the full-dive system. Then, he felt the second sting as the connection was restored.
During that short time, it felt like Ed could be absorbed by the darkness. But then, the abyss was replaced by white light coming from all directions, and his body steadily levitated towards a platform.
Atop the platform floated the words: “ Endless Frontier ” as well as smaller lines such as ‘Options’, ‘Start ’, or ‘Logout’.
In that situation, Ed’ pressed ‘Start’ and felt his body tingle as everything was synced up.
Gravity. Weight. Height. Proprioception. Light. Scent. Taste. Touch. Ed or “Luxor the Conqueror” was back in game.
“Ah! That’s good!” he said, flexing his muscles. Instead of a scrawny office worker once outside, Ed was able to enjoy the beauty of a barbarian’s body, perfected to become the best tank in the game. His stats, his gains, were the results of his efforts, and they were reported on his appearance as he presented himself as a Viking-like barbarian.
With his red mohawk, his red beard, and his gruff traits on his fair complexion, Luxor was made to be the archetype of a gruff man in an even more gruff world that was Endless Frontier.
He continued to flex, feeling the wind rushing to his exposed chest and legs, before he turned to the presence on his right: a ninja, Shadownight.
It was one of those typical names taken when someone starts gaming in their teenage years. But Shadownight was an adult and a ‘friend’ Ed knew in real life.
“It’s good?” asked Shadow, his face covered by a black mask. His entire body was covered with that black fabric ninjas tended to use and abuse.
“I’m not sure. How do I check if it’s activated?”
“Check your interface. There should be a new pink bar under your energy bar.”
“Oh! I see it! So… What’s this?”
“That’s your sanity bar. It’s like a second health bar. If you empty it, well… You’ll see. But don’t worry, it shouldn’t be a problem for your gold farm!”
“Yeah. If you say so. The more I think about it, the more stupid it seems. Nobody uses it?”
“Only some people. It’s not like everyone will reveal the trick on the forums. You know?”
“True… But that sounds too good to be true!”
“It works, though.”
Luxor crossed his arms and arched an eyebrow, but Shadownight nodded and was emphatic.
After all, they knew one another, and Shadownight was part of Luxor’s previous roster for the mythical dungeons.
Even if the Ninja left the squad and got replaced, he remained a steadfast presence in the guild, always logged all day, and was ready to answer questions. Plus, he was rich. Absurdly rich. So rich, Luxor had to ask him how he got that gold.
And if he could get it, too. But Luxor never expected he had to activate the ‘Adult Content’.
Still, he strolled as he looked at the pink bar. Then, at his stats as he saw the Sanity Bar that had appeared, as well as more stats he didn’t know existed.
**Luxor the Conqueror. Barbarian Level 98.
Sanity: 100/100
Oral capacity: 2 | Anal capacity: 2 | Fertility: 1**
“You get stats, too?” asked Luxor, frowning at his status window before he chased as they left the security of the Eastern newbie town to enter the vast forest surrounding it. It was a spot that was practically abandoned, since most newbies were heading to the Capital at the center when they started the game. Plus, the leveling quests here were terrible.
All the more reasons for Luxor and Shadow to talk without fear to be heard as they strutted under the canopy.
“Yes. But don’t worry, they level up naturally. Ready for your first try? Ready for the piles of gold?”
“It sounds like a trap, dude.”
“It’s not. Don’t worry, it’s more pleasant than it seems,” chuckled Shadow, making a sign for Luxor to follow as they passed under the undergrowth and approached a clearing.
At its center, a balding, slightly overweight, tanned human was asleep. However, his attire was a mismatch of cheap fabric and leather. Everything was made of cheap leather, if not cheap iron, and even the axe at his left side was rusty.
And atop the human’s head was written the words ‘Lazy Bandit level 2’.
“Are you sure I’ll do one hundred gold with that guy?”
“I tell you. It’s a bug in that game. They never adjusted the gold gain for the adult contents. It’s the gold you’re supposed to earn while working as a courtesan, but an update fucked the values.”
“That’s like cheating.”
“If anyone asks, you can tell you have a kink for sucking dicks.”
“Seriously, dude?”
“What, seriously? Yeah. They’ll not ban you for that. That’s why they allowed the adult content in the first place.”
“I’m not gonna tell an admin I love to suck dicks!”
“Suit yourself. But go get him, tiger. I’ll look around if any noobs come closer.”
“I-“
Luxor’s answer died in his mouth as he noticed Shadow was gone. Plus, it was stupid to check for noobs since, unless they had the adult content activated, they couldn’t see a thing that was to happen. Or even interact.
Nevertheless, Luxor grunted and stood up. He stepped around the foliage they used as cover and approached. His steps were heavy, powerful. Naturally, if he were to come closer to the low-level monsters, they would ignore him as if he didn’t exist, so he wasn’t afraid to be discreet or not.
Yet, this time, the lazy bandit opened his eyes and glared at Luxor.
“What’cha ya want, bitch?” asked the lazy bandit, scratching his belly.
“Shit. They even allow NPCs to use slurs.”
“What ’cha yer problem? Got something on ma face? Let a man sleep!”
“Shit,” grunted Luxor in petto, hiding his mouth while glancing aside. “How do I…”
“What? Ye’re here to suck ma dick. Ya’re too shy to say so?”
“Huh?”
Luxor’s eyes drifted back to the bandit, watching him heft a large bag of gold. The kind that clanged as he made it bounce on his hand.
“All bitches want that when they come ‘ere”
Luxor gulped, watching that large bag once again bounce. So much gold, he could repay all the repairs from one night of raiding with it. He gulped again, watching that Lazy Bandit reach for his belt and undo it.
The movements were not instantaneous, and a tangle of fingers revealed that the devs had put thought into each action within that Adult Content. Or someone was a truly degenerate when that fat old man, the perfect representation of that NTR porn, Ed sometimes consumed, pulled his pants down enough to reveal that… Fat cock. And those balls.
If his model didn’t show a thing, that man was fucking endowed. He was big, massive even. His testicles were like apples, and that fat, uncut cock? It was like a mace the man waved around and stroked lazily.
“C’mere and use yer pretty mouth. Ain’t gonna wait for ye all day,” scoffed the Bandit.
And Luxor looked around, seeing no one. Not even Shadow. So he approached then went on all four, approaching the Lazy Bandit.
Even then, at that moment, the smell from that bandit was pungent and heavy. Sure, that cock seemed clean when, by stroking, the human revealed his glans and all… But the scent was making Luxor heave. It was pungent, heavy on the nose, brutal. The scent of someone rarely bathing, a stench from working all day, and letting that hair soak up all the sweat sticking to it.
It was worse coming from those pubes, from the hairy testicles, or from that large cockhead pointed at Luxor’s lips.
“Go on! Dig in, bitch, if ye want yer gold!” laughed the lazy bandit, clearly acting like a bastard with total impunity. Maybe he considered Luxor a mere low-level newbie who got too deep into the forest for his level.
But the barbarian was forced to accept the tease, as he wanted and needed that gold. But grumble.
He opened his mouth. Closed it. Then opened it again.
Then gargled, pulling back. Only to have a hand grip the back of his head and suddenly yank him closer to that cock.
Luxor grunted, huffed, but felt that warm and salty cocktip by his tongue. And saw the lazy bandit scratching his belly and face, uncaring. His two hands were too busy. So… Who was it who held him?
Sex Scene initiating
“You’re taking too much time. Dig in.”
The message flashed by Luxor’s eyes, and as he looked left, he could make out a translucent form. The lazy bandit didn’t. But Luxor could see the outline of Shadownight holding him against that cock and forcing him to suckle on that fat shaft, to have that tongue practically titillating the urethra and slurping that precum dripping from it.
“Hrmphhh! Hrmph!” tried to answer Luxor, shaking his head. Then, the accessibility options kicked in.
**“Release me, dude! It’s disgusting!”
“You want that gold? Go suck that old man’s dick! You’ll thank me later!”**
“Hrmph!!!”
“I’ll fucking pk you!”
The hand didn’t move. Shadow didn’t peel back. And so, Luxor was forced to swallow. The more Shadow pushed, the more of that cock was ushered in. And as a security measure, the Barbarian could feel his jaw locked so he couldn’t bite. A strange security, one that stopped him from defending himself or hitting the NPC once he started the scene.
And so, with Shadownight blocking him, Luxor had to… Swallow. To let that cock slip in, to feel inch after inch of sweaty and grimey skin forced through his lips, between his teeth, against his tongue, and almost at the back of his throat.
Then, at the back, as he grunted, unable to stop as the lazy bandit chuckled above, patting his belly.
“Deeper, bitch. I wanna feel that throat-cunt!” laughed the old man, his attitude and speech as dastardly as the abuse Luxor was experiencing.
As the shame he felt as he sensed that cocktip nudge the back of his throat and…
New skill acquired: Throat-game! 0% proficiency!
The screen flashed for a second. But before Luxor could understand it, he felt that cocktip delve within his throat. Soon, there was an ache at the back of his throat, and his breathing quickened. Even his eyes began to water… But that cock continued to advance, to stretch his throat, to push against the uvula and beyond… Before Luxor’s nose locked against those pubes, he was forced to inhale the scent coming from that bastard’s pubes.
“Hrmphhh!”
**“It reeks!”
“You’ll get used to it. You want your gold, no?”**
Again, the whisper flashed before Luxor’s eyes and… He gulped. Or so he tried, but the result was his throat contracting around the shaft and a searing pain hitting the Barbarian as he was forced, again, to breathe loudly through his nose.
The stench was intense, too intense. Luxor’s nostrils burned. But soon, guided by Shadownight, holding onto his nape, Luxor peeled back. Slightly, slowly.
In its wake, he left a mix of throat slime and saliva on that glimmering shaft until it was practically resting against his lips.
But the instant after, Shadownight pushed against Luxor’s nape, and the Barbarian cried. Or tried to, as the muffled cry followed, and the accessibility system narrowly crashed from the flow of insults that came right from Luxor’s mind.
Nevertheless, he got his throat swabbed and, above, the lazy bandit chuckled.
That bastard smiled, content with his situation, scratching his belly and waving that gold bag, while Luxor was crying against the man’s pubes. And then, he was pulled back by Shadownight. Only to be forced in. Steadily, assuredly, Shadownight used Luxor as a sort of fleshlight for the lazy bandit who huffed and laughed.
And Luxor, unable to resist the protection, could only let Shadownight abuse him, abuse his throat… Impale it on that fat cock until the lazy bandit’s attitude shifted and… he grunted.
The bastard grunted, gripping Shadownight’s hand and Luxor’s head in a wide grip as he pulled the whole lot closer to his groin. Then, with more huffs and growls, that fat bastard began to hump Luxor’s face, hitting the Barbarian’s nose with his pudgy belly until he followed… Followed the cum shot, the ejaculation, the growl… And finally, the sigh from that heavy bastard as his posterior dropped on the grassy soil and he stopped, sighed.
“Ah, yes. That’was good. Not perfect. But enough for ye to get yer gold, lass! Now, get away b’fore I get it back!” growled the bandit, who had turned from ‘Lazy Bandit’ to ‘Content Bandit’.
A difference that was visible through the Human’s grin while Luxor pulled back and free, but not letting cum drip over his beard, from the cumshot he had been forced to take in his mouth.
And he grunted, spitting the mix of saliva and fluid on the grass while eyeing the invulnerability status on the bandit.
“You… Are a cunt,” growled Luxor, wiping his mouth while glancing in Shadownight’s direction… But still, with a deft hand, Luxor gripped the bag of gold from the bandit and checked his account balance, watching how he earned 150 gold in one action. One single action, and he had enough to pay for a whole raiding night.
It was… good.
“Fuck… I should try this again.”
**Luxor the Conqueror. Barbarian Level 98.
Sanity: 98/100
Oral capacity: 5 | Anal capacity: 2 | Fertility: 1**
New Trait: Throat-Game!