Vergil and Napoleon: The tendrils of life
Vergil finds someone who understands him.... in the animal kingdom
Vergil was mad and sad. He wanted to kill his brother Dante but he could not. So he became an alcoholic and went to bars to drink some beer. He was so inebriated he let dirty truck drivers caress him sexily before slicing them to pieces with his katanac, but it was a morose way of living. He cried bitter tears like- "...you lost everything?" Virgil looked. He could not believe it! It was a pig walking on two legs! "What hic manner of hic demon are you?" Virgil questioned questioningly? The pig laughed. "I'm no demon except in the sheets! I'm Napoleon, pleasentry to meet you!" He extended a hooved paw, that was soft and beautiful. "Vergil" Virgin answered. He shook the pig's paw. He liked that very much. "So, what's got you in the dumps?" Napoleon asked. "Fucking everything! My brother is a narc, Mundus is a liar, I'm all alone and my mother's dead!" "That's rough buddy. I lost my farm at the height of my power, but I have a plan to get it back." Vergil looked at the pig's eyes and understood. That animal had gone through hardships like he has, he would not be stopped by the dysentery of emotions and hells so granted. So he kissed him. Napoleon kissed him back, his mouth was full of gengivitis so he blooded Virgin's mouth with blood, but he liked it. Vergil then got on his knees and sucked Napoleon's corckscrew penis with much pleasure. "Oh you're a natural slut!" Napoleon moaned in Seth Rogen's voice. "Enough preleminary let's see you in action!" Vergil said. He then took out his clothes and went on all fours on the ground. TYhe irony of man being on the ground and pig being on two legs wasn't lost on both of them, but their passionate love could not wait any longer. Napoleon got on top of Vergil and inserted his penis inside his ass, the blood from Virgin's hemorrhoids lubing him up. "Oh Napoleon!" moaned Vergil sexily as he masturbated himself to compliment the penis inside his ass. "Oh Virgil your so tight!" moaned Napoleon, thrusting like a lion condemned to years of torment. Vergil came on the floor, but Napoleon wasn't done yet. He put his hoof on Vergil's mouth and made him lick the blood and cum, making him moan sadistically and get another orgasms. The two fucked for two hours until Napoleon's orgasm subsided. The pig landed on top of the demon who collapsed on the ground. Both were spiritually awakened and connected like two stars in the darkness of the heavens. They now had each other. To be continued?