Spongebob & Squidward
In a long lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob finds himself pacing back in forth in his house wondering what to give Squidward for his birthday. Spongebob: "Hmmm, I don't know Gary, I really want Squidward to know I care about him." Gary: "Meow" Spongebob: "Nah, I already gave him a hooker last year, she walked out on that one remember?" Gary: "Meow" Spongebob: "*Gasps* Gary! How dare you recommend Squidward a stress ball!" Gary: "*Tired* Meow" Spongebob: .."Squidward isn't stressed...he just...doesn't know how to express himself that's all. I KNOW he really enjoys Patrick and I. I light springs out of his sponge-hole as he snaps his fingers. Spongebob: That's it! We'll throw Squidward a surprise birthday party. That'll surely show he isn't stressed".
Next scene at night.
SpongeBob looks out the window, keeping an eye on squidward's house. Spongebob: "This is normally the time when Squidward goes out to go shopping... In a few seconds, Squidward is seen walking out of the house, down the road. Wish me luck Gary!" Spongebob brings a set of underwear and bed linens in a box as he quickly sneaks into his grumpy neighbors front door.
We get a glimpse at the outside of Squidward's house as we hear construction and bed blankets getting set up.
The next shot shows a close up shot of Spongebob's junk, yes that junk, as he snaps his handy leather thong snug into place. Spongebob: "Ahh fits just fine too". He slabs some lube onto his butt cheeks as well, keeping it nice and shiny. Footsteps could be heard ascending the stairs. Spongebob: *Sets up the sheets* I really hope Squidward likes this" His bedroom door opens as Squidward is humming some song. He freezes to see Spongebob's illuminated butt facing right in front of him, with a horrendous smell coming off of his naked feet. Squidward: "AHHHHHHHHHHH! AH! AH! AHHHHHHHHHH! *breathes heavily*. Spongebob! What the hell are you doing!" Spongebob: "Ohh! Hey Squidward! I'm just setting up so we can celebrate your birthday...alone" He gives off a sleek smile and blushes. Spongebob looks down to see something coming out of Squidwards nether regions Sponge says in a seductive tone: "I didn't even know Squids can get penises" Squidward, blushing like made: "Sp-SpongeBOB! Get outta my House!" Spongebob: "C'mon Squiddy o' pale! I just want to let you know how much I think about ya." Sponge walks closer to the blushing green dude. Spongebob: "Want to know how much I've been thinking about ya?" Squidward: "N-No!..H-h-How Mu-" Before Squidward can even finish his sentence, Spongebob lunges atop of Squidward and french kisses his him hard. Their tongues rubbing together and shit As your childhood icons smooch each other hard, Spongebob slowly lifts Squids shirt off and guides him too the bed. Spongebob: "Sit your ass down", he then spanks Squidward before he actually sits his ass down.
Spongebob slowly lowers his thong down as he reveals to Squid his glowing cock, Squidward, now getting a nose bleed, has a shocked expression. Spongebob: "C'mon, give it a lick!" Squidward: "I...I can't, I..." Spongebob: "It's deliciooouus". Squidward: "I mean I, guess I could" *Squid tries and fails to cover his boner* Spongebob lowers Squidward head to his decent size dick, point blank range. Spongebob: "Just smell it." *Squidward sniffes, hard!* Squidward: Oh myyy! *Squidward licks Spongebob's dick lightly before gulping down on it* Spongebob: "Yeah....Yeah that's it.", he whisper as he fingers Squidward gently.
Just then, Patrick bursts in the room. Patrick: "Hey, I thought I'd just stop by to ruin everyth- HOLY JESUS FISHCAKES!" Squidward get's his head off of Spongebob with his jaw hanging low. Squidward: "Patrick! What are you-" He looks to Spongebob before holding him close to his side. "Who invited you!" Patrick: "Spongebob...." Spongebob: "Patrick, uhhhh.." Patrick: "You weren't supposed to start without me remember?" Spongebob: "ahhh yeeahh. Hahahahahaha" Squidward looks both at Patrick and Spongebob all confused before getting another shocked look. Squidward: ....Uh oh.
A shot seen outside Squidward's house as we hear the following while "Nostalgic Hawaii" is playing. Patrick: "Here let me just get my pants off" *zip* SPongebob & Squidward: Oh my God! Patrick: "Come to Daddy!" Footsteps heard running as we hear him jump on the bed. Spongebob: "C'mon you get on top" Squidward: "No fair, you're hogging Spongebob's dick Patrick!" Patrick: " I still have my ass Squiddy.." Squidward: "ahhhhhhh..huhhhh" All three laugh.
The end!