Oh, Fuck It

Story by Jeeves on SoFurry

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Sometimes a day doesn't go as planned, and much as you want to be pissed off, all you can muster the effort to say is... oh, fuck it!


This story was written for SSJ3Mewtwo. It contains sexual acts involving multiple individuals, body control and TF/Statufication. Also, some lewwwwd jokes. :P

Oh, Fuck It

This was it. Daniel's one chance. His last, possibly the last opportunity for anyone to save countless lives. The dark fleshed mewtwo hybrid wouldn't have believed it possible if someone had told him about it just days ago. But then, a few days ago the city had been a relatively normal place. No obscenely posed statues appearing upon street corners. No robed, hooded figures chanting, worshipping and shamelessly exhibiting their own sexuality around those creepily lifelike and erotic stone figures. Statues that leaked fluids from their organs whenever the slightest contact was made against them by one of the equally horny worshippers.

In those last few days, the city had changed. The world had changed, and Daniel had been forced to change along with it. To take a stand, and join the movement of those working against whatever dark force seemed to be not only freezing people in stone, but doing so with them locked in what seemed to be the volatile throes of inescapable sexual frenzy.

Now he was here. At the source. Walking through the city's central park with a host of other hooded acolytes who had already pledged themselves to the unnatural monster behind these transformations. On all sides, upon the park's grassy land, the robed flunkies had been gathering statues from all around the city. Bringing them here so their master could feed, and so they could revel in the statues' presence without fear of harassment or arrest from the struggling law enforcement authorities still active in parts of the city. Left or right, no matter where Daniel looked, the mewtwo hybrid saw stone figures with faces strained and mouths wide open in frozen, strangled screams of ecstasy. The males bore rigid stone erections, some impressive and others less so but all of them dripping and drooling pre-cum steadily to the grassy earth below. The women dribbled and dripped liberally from their pussies, and milky white fluid trickled from their stone breasts.

A great number of the statues were occupied, surrounded by living figures that either still wore their robes, or had discarded them only to interact with the statues in absolute nakedness. A female serval on Daniel's left hand side had her arms wrapped around the grey stone neck of a powerful bull, and she screamed in euphoria as before the eyes of the robed precession she lowered her hips down and impaled herself tenderly upon the statue's thick, swollen cock as it sprayed hot ribbons of cum up into her. Close by a group of males stood masturbating in a circle around a pair of entwined stone women, frozen clutching tenderly at one another, fingers pressed against their lover's pussy. Each time one of the men worshipping the statues came, erupting and spraying their cum over the stone figures, a gush of liquid poured forth from within both women.

Daniel tore his attention aware from all that debauched chaos though, and turned it towards the head of the procession of which he was a part. He watched as they marched into the centre of the park, and his eyes flashed brightly beneath the hood of the robe he had stolen in order to infiltrate this event as he finally set eyes upon his reason for being here. His target. Standing atop a large stone plinth, the entirely non-sexual statue that had previously stood there crumbled and broken upon the ground below, was a tiger. A white tiger whose stripes were just a shade or two apart from his snowy main coat, but visibly distinct as they seemed to possess an eerie glow even in the bright afternoon sunlight.

Carefully, Daniel planned his next move. Within his robes the hybrid male's second pair of arms fondled the hypodermic needle he had been given to complete his mission. The syringe loaded with enough tranquiliser to knock out anyone of any size long enough to hopefully break whatever thrall he had over his subjects, and get him out of the park and somewhere he could not transform any more of the population into stone. Daniel tugged the cap off the syringe as he got closer and closer to the plinth upon which the tiger was appearing to survey his domain; trembling, growling, moaning with pleasure as his bare, swollen erection strained and throbbed like it was feeding on the pleasure surrounding him, regardless of there not being anything actually touching it.

Just a little closer. Just a little nearer, and Daniel would be passing right by the tiger's left foot. Close enough to leap out of line and inject the full dose before anyone including the big cat himself could react. Before anything could possibly go wrong.

A split second later, behind the mewtwo hybrid, something went wrong.

Someone stepped on the hem of his robe, its previous stallion owner a size too large for even Daniel's sizeable figure, and the male stumbled forwards. He flailed all four of his arms in an attempt to regain his balance and keep from toppling into the robed individual in front of him, and in doing so pulled open the front of the robe beneath which the second pair of arms were hiding. The needle flashed within one of those no longer hidden hands, exposed and visible, and to Daniel's horror, someone close by cried out in shock.

"Master! Look out!"

Before Daniel could react, he was hit by a wave of powerful magical energy. The tiger had spun to face him, extended one arm, and the next thing the mewtwo hybrid knew he was being tossed through the air like a leaf. He watched helplessly as the syringe went flying in one direction, and the robed disguise he had been wearing was torn clean off him by the force of the magical impact. Nude, exposed and airborne, there was time enough for only one brief thought to flash through Daniel's mind as he watched the ground rushing up to meet him once more. Not a prayer. Not a deep seeded fear of death or mortality. Just...

'Oh, fuck it.'

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When Daniel awoke, it was dark. The park was illuminated only by the moon and stars, and of course the glowing stripes of the tiger standing directly in front of him. The mewtwo hybrid could not move. At least, not his feet nor anything from his knees downward. He glanced down, and groaned softly. Not at the sight of the grey, stone-like skin that had replaced his dark flesh of his lower legs, but at the fact that before he could even look down that far, he noticed his cock. His hard, rigid erection, twitching and dripping pre-cum as the tiger chuckled with victorious pride.

"How does it feel? Knowing that you have failed. That your resistance has failed, and now you along with this whole city will feed me with your sexual energy. Give me enough power to conquer the..."

Daniel cleared his throat, raising a hand politely as he interrupted the powerful sexual sorcerer.

"Y'know... your mum never talked this much."

The tiger's eyes narrowed, and he growled in confusion.

"What?"

Nodding warmly, Daniel shrugged with two of his arms, and reached down towards his crotch with the other pair. He grabbed his thick black erection within one palm and began to stroke, massaging his thighs with the other as he started to casually masturbate.

"Mmmh... your mum. When she was sucking my cock last night? She was too busy to talk. And, I guess your dad could have spoken, but I think he just got so turned on watching me muzzlefuck the mother of his child that all he could do was whimper like a needy slut, and jerk himself like I am now. Tell me... does that run in the family? Are you just a needy bitch deep down? Do you wanna suck this cock?"

The sorcerer snarled as Daniel thrust his hips forward, offering his erection to the tiger. The glowing feline male took an intimidating step towards the captive figure, teeth bared.

"You think that making jokes will help you?! Don't you realise that I've won? I've blown your little resistance away like they were gnats."

Daniel smirked, shivering as he caressed himself a little faster and the already liberal production of his pre-cum increased.

"Oh, I'm... ahh... I'm sure you've blown a lot of things in your time. Do all your family have such oral fixations? C'mon, kitty cat. There's much more enjoyable ways to pass the time with your muzzle than evil monologuing."

Again he gestured to his cock. A shudder of pleasure ran down his spine, and he moaned loudly as the tiger roared in frustration once again. The sorcerer grabbed Daniel's masturbating hand by the wrist and dragged it away from his cock, only to replace it with his own remaining free paw. The tiger squeezed the mewtwo's cock tightly, and Daniel wailed as a pulse of magical energy surged down the other male's arm and into his already pleasure-stricken, unnaturally hard and horny shaft.

"A-aaaahhhh!"

Instantly and without warning, Daniel found himself cumming. Hot ribbons of thick white seed were gushing from the tip of his cock, all over the tiger's hand, his forearm, and a considerable quantity falling down onto the grassy ground of the park between them. Daniel gasped and shuddered as his hips pumped forward against the tiger's touch uncontrollably, but fought through the pleasure to call out to the feline once more.

"Y-you... ohh... you're really fucking good at this, aren't you? I do like a-aah... a man not afraid to embrace the fact they're an absolute fucking cumslut."

The tiger snarled in rage, releasing his grip on Daniel's cock which continued to spurt and strain in orgasmic ecstasy for another ten seconds at least before settling, though not softening in the slightest.

"My powers are divine. I am God of all things pleasurable and erotic, and you dare to call me a slut?! Watch, pathetic little man, and see if these powers are anything but the mark of a deity... one who should be worshipped, not mocked!"

Raising his hands skyward, the tiger's eyes rolled back into his head, glowing with a golden light. He called out in a booming, layered voice that seemed to make the whole park shake, and as he did so his own thick, meaty cock let loose a single powerful torrent of sticky seed.

"Servants of desire. Footsoldiers of my bliss, heed my call!"

Daniel watched, trembling in arousal as the tiger's cum drooled across his face and torso, as from all around them figures began to rise from the ground. It was the tiger's subjects; some robed, others nude, all apparently having taken a break from their orgy amidst the statues and opting to sleep here, close to their master rather than returning to their homes. They moaned and whimpered as they saw their master's cock pulsing and still dripping with the residue of his brief orgasmic outburst, and rushed forward, fighting and screaming at one another in a frenzied attempt to touch his cock. To taste his divine seed, whether from the source or perhaps even to lick it from the body of the figure he was currently holding captive.

"You see? You see what I mean to them? I am their master. Their god. And you dare compare me to some mere slut in my actions?"

The mewtwo hybrid could only grin as he looked at the assembled crowd, and raised his voice to not just address the tiger, but all of them too.

"Oh yeah, because no slut has a list of booty calls they can rely on for some fun at a moment's notice. Hey... hey, folks! Did you know that while all of you were sleeping, I saw your boss watching two goats, one pug on one of your cell-phones? He was jerking it so hard! He likes it dirty. He wants you to get nasty with him. Anyone got a glass coffee table? That'll win you points with him, for sure."

The tiger's eyes bulged as to his shock, he heard a murmur of mirth and a couple of disgusted groans run around the assembled crowd. In a voice that was surprisingly high and shrill, he nervously defended himself.

"W-what?! No I didn't!"

Daniel snorted with laughter.

"Yeah, sure. Just like I bet you don't have a drawer at home full of the old, crusty panties you've taken of all the people you turned to statues after making them cum a couple of times. You kinky motherfucker! You take them all out and roll around in those stanky panties, don't you? You snort and snuffle at them like a truffle hunting pig."

A few more figures in the crowd burst out laughing, and the tiger rounded on them sharply. With hands outstretched he unleashed a fresh volley of magical energy, and in a matter of seconds not only those who had been laughing but about a dozen men and women around them were tumbling over one another to their hands and knees, shrieking and sobbing in joyous orgasmic rapture even as their rapidly entwining bodies began to petrify and stiffen into stone over a matter of mere seconds.

"I will not be mocked. Next person to laugh at me gets..."

Daniel cut in over the tiger's furious roar.

"...to tongue-punch his fartbox all night long, baby!"

As promised, more laughter was followed by more cumming and more bliss-stricken, frozen statues in the crowd. The sorcerer turned back to Daniel and stared at him savagely, wide eyed and trembling with disbelieving fury.

"What's wrong with you?! Don't you realise that soon you're going to be one of them? A statue whose only purpose is to feed me with your inescapable, unquenchable and eternal lust? Don't you care that I'm going to do the same to every person you hold dear? Every living creature that doesn't bend to my will?!"

Daniel winced as the tiger stalked closer and closer to him as he yelled, stopping just inches away from the mewtwo hybrid, bringing them face to face.

"What I care about... is you telling whoever you've been eating out that they either need to visit their gyno, or open a bakery. Can you say yeast breath?"

The tiger threw his head back and howled in dismay before burying his face in his hands.

"You... y-you... fuck it. Y'know what?! Fuck this. This world, this dimension is one of millions. Billions I have to choose from amidst the multiverse. It's not worth the hassle!"

He turned to the crowd once more, and as his eyes blazed with brilliant golden fire, each and every one of the remaining flesh and blood figures began to cum. To squirt. To shout. To scream in unified ecstasy as they were lit up by that dazzling glow.

"Come, my servants. Come... and cum with me, to the next world. To spread our message to a population more deserving. A population more sane than this."

His eyes flashed, and with one last blissful, echoing scream all of the tiger's followers vanished. With a satisfied growl, eyes smoking as the glow in them faded back to normal, the sorcerer turned back to Daniel.

"And you... I was going to draw this out. To petrify you slowly, and ensure that you were pent up and desperate for an orgasm that would never, ever come. To fill you to the brim with lust upon which I could feast. But, now..."

Once more, Daniel cleared his throat to interrupt, and the tiger winced in horror of what was sure to come.

"I think I know where you're going with this, kitten. But, sorry. I don't sleep with hookers. Especially not ones as cheap and skanky as you. I'd rather..."

Daniel never did get to finish that last insult, for with a blaze of renewed golden magical energy the tiger seemed to unleash from the whole of his body at once, the mewtwo hybrid was instantly and totally petrified within stone. Locked inside his own body not with a pleasure stricken cry upon his lips, but a teasing, mirthful smirk. Yes, he could still feel the urgent and desperate throbbing of his cock; the sensation of his desire rising to a fever pitch with no way for him to relieve it.

But even through that supposedly endless lust with which he was stricken, Daniel could still think. Could still form rational thought through the haze of his desire. And maybe... just maybe, if the way that the tiger fed upon his sexual energy was in some form of psychic connection, that meant the sorcerer might be able to read his thoughts too, so long as he was still within this dimension of reality.

And thus, as he stood there, stone-bodied and living out the first few moments of possibly an eternity like this, there was only one thing that Daniel could think to himself.

'I wonder... do you get off on statues, kitten? Like how that one woman married and fucked a bit of the Berlin wall? Or how some people want to have a deep, fulfilling relationship with an inflatable pool toy? You kinky bastard!'

One last flash of golden light illuminated the park, and with an echoing roar of frustration from the supposedly all powerful sexual sorcerer as he abandoned this accursed dimension without another second of hesitation... Daniel, together with his dirty mind, saved the world.

By Jeeves

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