Ultimate Furry Crossover: An Adult Choose Your Own Adventure: Entry 42 part 3 (of 3)

Story by Gideon Kalve Jarvis on SoFurry

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And so the voting begins once more, as the entry comes to an end, thus clearing the way for the one to follow.

Ninja chicks battle it out behind the scenes, while the Alexandra girls have a domestic dispute, while meeting up with an old frenemy.


Ultimate Furry Crossover: An Adult Choose Your Own Adventure

Entry 42

By Gideon Kalve Jarvis

Additional Requests/Votes

Characters (5 votes for new character additions):

*Character cleanup starts – ongoing

Adventures of T-Rex characters (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_T-...) – 2

Aisha Clan-Clan (http://outlawstar.wikia.com/wiki/Aisha_Clan-Clan) – 1

Bahamut (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahamut_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons))

Bubsy the Bocat (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubsy) – 3

Dr. Viper (http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Viper) – 1

Duke, Captain N’s Dog – 1

Easter Bunny (male or female?) – 1

Eleanor Lamb (http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Eleanor_Lamb) – 1

Foxy Roxy (http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Brutal:_Paws_of_Fury) – 3

Fran (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Fran) – 1

Gordon Freeman (Half-Life, https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PNZBb6b9L...) – 1

Gordon Shumway (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALF_(TV_series) – 2

Jazz Jackrabbit (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_Jackrabbit) – 4

President John Henry Eden (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/John_Henry_Eden) – 1

Lady Bow (http://www.mariowiki.com/Lady_Bow) – 1

Leroy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Catillac_Cats#Le...) – 1

Poison (http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Poison) – 2

Rajang (a monster encounter, http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Rajang) – 1

The Rescuers (Bianca and Bernard) – 1

Sailor Animamates (http://sailormoon.wikia.com/wiki/Sailor_Animamates) – 2

Subject Delta (http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Subject_Delta) – 1

Tank Girl and Booga (http://tankgirl.wikia.com/wiki/Tank_Girl and http://tankgirl.wikia.com/wiki/Booga) – 6 – they’ll show up eventually

Teemo (http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Teemo/Backgr...) – 3

Taomon appears (http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Taomon) – 1

Toralei Stripe (http://monsterhigh.wikia.com/wiki/Toralei\_Stripe and ) – 2

Tracer (http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Tracer) – 2

Zoo Crew (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Carrot_and_H...!) – 3

Scenes (7 votes for most to happen):

The Next Villain Scene (10 votes to take place) – 1

Boss, the charr engineer, becomes a voyeur with Riva, the asari comm specialist – 8 – peekers

Casino: Pleasure Island casino, a place for transformations – 6

Events at the Last Stop (since we delayed) – 4

Godzilla meets Superpuma () – 1

Kim Possible gets in touch with family & friends – 4

Marvel vs. Capcom teamup (Deadpool, Okami, and Dante) – 1

Chun Li/Judy Hopps (Nick Wilde also suggested) – 7 – very leggy

Vitani/Shenzi – 7 – in the Jungle

Vitani/Kiara – 7 – the mighty Jungle

Fluttershy/Toriel – 1

Characters on the Ship head to Castlevania – 1

Advance pregnancies (baby bumps all around) – in progress

Toriel/Asriel/Tails – 7 – a Ship scene

Sif/Wolf Link/Midna – 8 – wuffing to come

Brooklyn/Firebrand – 6

Matt the Anubian keeps Ron Stoppable as a pet – 7 – Ron’s getting a collar

Renamon reprograms her egg – 8 – this will take place

Draco/Saphira – 7 – definitely dragons on the docket

Khida/Thepa Elite Incest – 6

Wile E. Coyote sets up a sexual obstacle course/booby trap – 7 – he’s working on it

Zeke and those with him turn on Ninetails – 4

Characters from the ship head to Castlevania – 7 – now an option

Mewtwo turns someone into a body puppet – 4

Renamon/Rika Nonaka – 4

Renamon goes into male phase after giving birth – 4

Mewtwo becomes Lucario’s pet – 1

Matt makes the Kim Possible characters his personal harem – 3

Author Notes

One last image that I forgot, for those that don’t always read the comments section:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8282727/

And now we're finally back to voting!

UFC Entry 42 Part 3

[65% chance of success, 3 successes or 4 failures]

Sheeva watched, her lip curled slightly in disdain. Even naked and bound, the four-armed she-dragon knew she was far superior to the pathetic creatures that faced her now. None of these weaklings had earned the right to seed her – she would crush them between her thighs if they tried! Her eggs were reserved for that proud and powerful dragon, the one with the black scales and the metal armor. Yes, now that one…oh yes…

As Sheeva considered her possible fate as Black Wargreymon’s pleasure slave, gradually growing accustomed to the idea, and finding it not at all undesirable, all things considered, next to her, the dark lady Shura watched the room in silence. Her eyes were cold, calculating, dead, and utterly without pity or remorse. All that mattered to the dark lady was the death she intended to inflict, death that she was prevented from beginning only because of the stout ropes lashed around her. Unlike Sheeva, nobody had dared to strip Shura of her clothes, and so she remained, waiting and watching. Eventually, an opening would come. All she had to do was be ready for it.

The opening came sooner than anyone could have expected. The Road Rovers were satisfied with their work of cleansing the numerous ninja girls they’d liberated, and had happily freed them from their bonds, many of them during the course of the extensive orgy that had ensued and only recently finished. Now, however, as everyone was getting dressed, there was a loud cry from outside the room, and almost immediately, the chamber emptied, as everyone, now all friends after the pleasure they’d shared together, rushed to what they hoped would be a rescue.

Shura watched, then her eyes flicked to the window of the chamber. Up in one of the towers of Castlevania, there was often a magnificent view of the surrounding country, at least when it was daytime. Right now, however, it was as black as pitch. All the same, Shura could tell that there was no more snow, and had felt the subtle shift of dimensional energies, focusing on it rather than the orgy that had been taking place all around her. Instead of snow, there were the sounds of jungle creatures crying out in the night as the dance of death took place all around the vast and dark castle of evil. Though the sheer height of Castlevania caused those sounds to be muffled, to Shura, they were as clear as though she were in their midst, drinking in the beauty of death.

Because she was looking at the window, it was Shura who first noticed the figure crouched there. The figure was slight, small, slender, and covered in snowy white fur. Her fur color blended in well with the stone of the castle nearest her, and as she stepped into the flickering candlelight of the room, hopping lightly from the sill, Shura could see who it was, recognizing the blue paint around her eyes: Alopex. The ninja fox had arrived.

Without a word, Alopex glanced around the room, ensuring that there was nobody to stop her, and then went silently to Shura’s side. A hidden kunai whipped out, and instantly, the lethal swordswoman was free. Rising to her feet, giving Alopex a single nod to indicate that she wasn’t going to kill her right then – an important distinction with the dark lady – Shura glanced around, then went to the small pile of gear, where her sword and Sheeva’s clothes lay, and picked up her sheathed weapon. Already she could feel the demon within the blade singing to her, whispering its sweet words of lethal seduction. The smallest, coldest smile crossed her features as she lifted the weapon, and ached to draw it from its sheath.

“Come on!” said Trixie Lulamoon, the blue-furred and silver-maned mare suddenly appearing in a flash of magical light, her star-studded cape swirling about her as she straightened her peaked wizard’s hat. “We have to get out of here quick!” She was already going to Sheeva, her horn glowing as she untied the dragon woman’s bonds, having to pay special attention to the extensive knotwork on her four wrists. “If we don’t leave before those stupid do-gooders return…”

Trixie didn’t have time to finish her sentence, as she was suddenly forced to duck, a kunai neatly perforating her hat, pinning it to the far wall as she gave a short shriek as she dropped to the ground, covering her head with her hands. Standing by the door was Taki, another kunai already in her hand, her apprentice Natsu by her side, grinning confidently as she drew her twin ninjato blades.

“I was hoping for some action!” exclaimed the teenaged ninja, stepping forward, eager to enter the fray.

Alopex fixed the younger kunoichi with her normal expressionless stare, then reached out just as Shura was starting to step forward, a wild, terrible light in her dark eyes, and caught the dark lady’s shoulder. Shura nearly spun and took the vixen’s head off with a single iaijutsu motion, but held herself in check, her knuckles turning white on the hilt of her blade at the overwhelming self-control such restraint took from her. A look into those blue-lined eyes immediately told Shura, however, that Alopex fully understood what she’d done, and her danger in having halted Shura from unleashing herself. Those calm eyes glanced toward the window, and Shura followed them, then smirked again, cold and cruel, before she turned to face the kunoichi who had dared to enter the killing chamber, the beautiful and scantily-clad Mai Shiranui following behind them, her steel-weighted fans already in her hands, drawn from that unknown space where the busty woman somehow kept her seemingly endless array of items.

“Don’t be overconfident,” Mai was cautioning the pair of kunoichi before her, her eyes playing across the vixen ninja and dark lady standing to one side of the room, the petite blue pony cowering on the floor, and the towering four-armed warrior woman now rising to her feet, rubbing her wrists where the ropes had bit into her flesh. “These opponents are not to be taken lightly. Taki, send Natsu out to get the others: I think we’ll need all the help we can get.”

“No,” said another voice, soft and sultry, before the sound of the door quietly shutting filled the room, making all eyes turn to the red-garbed woman standing by the door, her hands never touching it, not even as its lock clicked as well, sealing everyone inside the room. “I think you will stay right here, my lovelies.” The smile of the red woman was audible in her voice, even though her face was partially obscured by a mask. “I think you will stay forever.”

[http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Skarlet]

“It’s really a shame we can’t get all the others,” said an eager female voice from the window, before a one-eyed woman dropped into the room, as lithe as a cat in her skintight purple bodysuit. She licked her lips as she eyed the three kunoichi with a lust that extended into realms far beyond anything natural or acceptable to even the most liberal of societies. “Then they could join the other prisoners at the temple of the Divine Slut in the jungle.”

“Patience, Juri,” said another woman, this one with silver hair, who stepped with regal carriage from the window, carrying herself with all the confidence of a queen, despite the skintight silver bodysuit she wore, her cleavage and lacy black brassier clearly visible through its half-unzipped front. “The hyenas and reptiles will take hours before they finish with their fertility dance. We have plenty of time still before they start the orgy with those girls.” Her smile was cruel and mocking as she continued to speak, deliberately revealing information to the three women in front of her, to goad them. “Do believe me, I’m as eager as you are to see the perfect beauty of Helena Douglas and her adorable little friends defiled by the brutal scaly cocks of a hundred reptites.”

[http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Juri

http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/Christie

http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/Helena\_Douglas

http://chrono.wikia.com/wiki/Reptite]

“Christie,” Mai said, curling her lip in distaste at the sight of the silver-haired woman.

“You bitch!” screamed Natsu, rushing forward in a fury before either Taki or Mai could stop her. Before she got more than three steps, however, the scarlet woman sank suddenly into the floor with a splash of crimson liquid, then burst in a similar splash from directly in front of the charging young kunoichi, her fist rising to meet Natsu neatly on the chin, even as her loincloth rose scandalously high, making it more than clear that she wore nothing beneath it. That first strike was followed almost immediately after by a wicked blow right to the solar plexus, doubling the blonde girl over.

“A good try,” chuckled the wicked woman in scarlet, a light wave of her hand causing a strange red mist to coalesce around Natsu’s body, then suddenly harden into ropes of solidified blood. “But not enough to save you from becoming a breeding bitch for Riptor’s sons.”

[http://killerinstinct.wikia.com/wiki/Riptor]

Smiling wickedly at the two women still standing by the door, the scarlet woman gripped Natsu, pulling her close, then tilting the younger girl’s head to the side. Brushing aside her mask, she sank wicked fangs into the virgin kunoichi’s tender neck with a fierce relish.

“No!” Taki cried out, suddenly losing her cool, before lunging forward herself, already flinging kunai at blinding speed. Already, however, the scarlet lady was jerking the now-limp Natsu to the side, while flinging out one outstretched palm. Instantly, a ball of liquid red sprang from that open palm, knocking aside the flung throwing knives with its force, before splashing with brutal power right in the middle of Taki’s center of gravity, sending the ninja woman reeling backwards in a heap to the ground.

Rather than rushing forward, as had the two other kunoichi, Mai held back, her weighted fighting fans in both hands, her eyes narrowed as she watched the women before her. Already, her stance was lowering, her body swaying and bouncing in that enticing, distracting way she’d long ago learned, the traditional mobile fighting stance of a kunoichi, developed long ago to befuddle opponents into watching Mai’s ample cleavage, rather than the weapons she would soon direct toward them at a moment they would never see.

“Let me,” said Juri, glancing at Christie. The silver-haired woman smirked at the purple-clad woman’s enthusiasm, then gave a short nod. With a shriek of delight, Juri cartwheeled forward, then dropped to the floor directly in front of Mai, grinning madly, her one eye flashing with the fire of battle.

Instantly, Mai’s fighting fans lashed out, and though Juri caught one on her arm, blocking it, the other smacked across her face, sending her reeling back. Instead of simply falling, however, Juri tumbled backwards, her arms reaching back, even as her legs came rushing upward, her body twisting as she turned the fall into an attack. Before Mai even knew what was happening, a purple-flashing foot caught her in the chin, sending her head snapping back. Juri’s second foot smacked against Mai’s breasts, sending them bouncing wildly, even before the first foot had quite finished reaching the ground. The moment the first foot did hit the ground, however, Juri bounced up into the air, both legs spinning together like the whirl of a pinwheel, and Mai cried out again and again as she was struck in swift succession, before a final whirling strike sent her flying into the air, then landing in a heap on the ground. Before Mai had even come to a rest, Juri was stepping forward, giggling softly as she prepared to continue her assault, to never stop until the fallen kunoichi was a red smear on the floor. But before she could enact this plan, Juri’s approach was halted by Christie’s hand on her shoulder.

[http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Senpusha]

“We’ll want her alive,” said the silver-haired woman, her smile cruel and smoldering as it played across the supple, beautiful body of the fallen woman, before she bent, and roughly tore Mai’s clothes off, tossing the shreds aside, while Skarlet similarly made short work of Taki’s and Natsu’s skintight outfits, then held up the younger girl, leaning forward to nuzzle at her exposed neck.

“Sweet virgin blood,” she whispered softly, hungrily. Christie rolled her eyes.

“Don’t drain her too much,” she said, walking toward the window. “We’ll need her healthy when the reptiles and hyenas finish their fertility ritual around the Divine Slut’s idol. Though I give her even odds whether she’ll end up popping out spotty cubs, or a clutch of eggs…though I hear Al Negator has a taste for mammals, especially ones with big breasts.” She glanced toward Taki and Mai as she said this, while Skarlet easily lifted both Taki and her student, and Juri tossed Mai over one shoulder, then blinked as she caught Alopex’s eyes, then followed it toward the bed by one wall, before she chuckled. “Sheeva, get the pig, please.”

Amelia squealed in fright as she ducked beneath the bed where she’d been hiding as soon as she’d seen Alopex first arrive, then squealed again as the tall and phyeically-imposing half-dragoness easily lifted then tossed the bed aside. Desperately, Amelia tried to crawl away, her cute curly tail coiling like a spring in her panic above her plump, bootylicious bottoms, only to sob loudly as Sheeva easily grabbed both her ankles in one powerful hand, hoisting her into the air, her head dangling near the green-skinned dragon woman’s perfectly smooth mons. She squealed again as Sheeva teased another of her four hands into the girl pig’s snug little slit, then started to moan as the heavily-muscled woman’s fingers began to rub that delicate pink cunny until it grew flushed and wet.

“Those hyenas are gonna have a luau with you,” laughed Sheeva as she arched her strong fingers inside the squirming, helplessly sobbing piggy in her clutches. “They’ll probably spitroast you…though which sort, I dunno. It’ll be fun finding out, though.”

Chuckling in her deep voice, Sheeva tucked poor Amelia, the only one of the group with the Road Rovers who knew how to find the ship, under one of her lower arms, and went to the window, joining the others as they slipped out onto the ledge beyond, and made their way into the warm, humid jungle night.

[65% chance of success – rolled 89 – failure #1 – new chance of success 60% - characters captured rolled randomly]

But that all happened in the present. Not long ago, during the orgy with the Road Rovers, Sophitia and Cassandra had been confronting Sophitia’s daughter, Pyrrha, snatched from a slightly alternate future to face her mother and aunt in the here and now. In that alternate future, Pyrrha had been corrupted by Tira, and Sophitia was dead, unable to stop the evil green-clad jester girl from her wicked designs. Now Pyrrha looked at the two women who were her closest relatives with eyes that lacked all recognition, as though they were mere strangers. Perhaps this wasn’t that unexpected, however, even with Tira’s banishment into dimensions unknown: in the current timeline, Sophitia was only in her late teens, and Pyrrha was the same age as Cassandra, Sophitia’s younger sister, just barely old enough to start needing to shave her sparsely-furred mons.

“I can’t believe it’s you,” Sophitia exclaimed, embracing the younger girl, squeezing her tightly between the older Alexandra girl’s more-than-generous breasts, only barely contained by her highly abbreviated toga-like tunic. “The daughter I always knew I’d have. Oh Pyrrha, you have no idea what this means!”

“Sophitia,” said Cassandra seriously, her eyes on the other girl’s emotionless face. “I don’t think she knows who you are.”

“I know who you both are,” said Pyrrha, looking up at the other two girls as Sophitia released her, her hands smoothing down her leather-reinforced, thigh-length dress. “You are both the ones that Tira warned me about. The one who would try to confuse me, to turn me from my purpose.”

“What are you talking about, Pyrrha?” Cassandra demanded, as brash and hot-headed as always, while the more gentle-hearted Sophitia raised a hand to her mouth, her expression anguished at the words of the one with whom she’d expected a joyous reunion. “What could possibly be more important than family?”

“I have no family,” Pyrrha continued, her voice as devoid of emotion as her face. “Only missions, one after another, as my mistress, Tira, directs. Nothing more. Nothing less. You are obstacles to fulfilling my missions, and so,” her face suddenly hardened, the first emotion she’d shown yet, “I will remove you.”

“Pyrrha, no!” cried Sophitia in a panic, reaching out to her daughter. But it was too late, for from nowhere, Pyrrha raised sword and shield, called from the same extradimensional space where Tira stored her deadly bladed wheel when it wasn’t in use, beyond where anyone could have taken them away. Sophitia’s eyes widened, and Cassandra was just starting to scream, leaping forward, but too slow. She couldn’t move fast enough, couldn’t possibly stop the blade that was even then plunging toward the naked spot between her older sister’s perfect breasts. Soon that razor edge, a sword forged by Hephaestus himself, would stain the milk white of Sophitia’s skin, and the snow white of her tunic, with bright red blood, and there was nothing she or anyone with mere human reflexes could possibly do to stop the lethal stroke.

But that didn’t mean someone more than human couldn’t reach Pyrrha in time.

[60% chance of success – rolled 5 – success #1! – new chance of success 65%]

CLANG!

Pyrrha’s blade went spinning away as the lightning-swift stroke of an axe knocked it from her delicate white hand. She spun, raising her shield, but before she could even properly react to her new opponent, her feet went out from under her at the swipe of a powerful tail, and she landed gracelessly on her pert butt, gaping up at the lizardman standing before her, unwittingly flashing him with her snowy white panties.

“Aeon Calcos,” said Sophitia with a gasp, before she reached for her own sword and shield, readying them, while her sister did the same, both looking at the scaled male standing before them, naked save for a breastplate, armbands, and greaves for his knees, two axes clutched in his powerful hands. “Be wary, sister,” she called to Cassandra, perhaps unnecessarily, for Cassandra looked more than ready to aid her sister in battling the creature before them. “We don’t know if his mind and soul are his own, or if he still serves the beast within.”

[http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Aeon\_Calcos

http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Lizardman\_(generic)]

Both Alexandra sisters had repeatedly encountered the lizardman, Aeon Calcos, and his numerous scaled minions. More than once, one sister or the other had been overwhelmed by the fighting skill of Aeon, or the sheer numbers of the lizardmen who followed him, and nearly had their delicate virginities stolen by the cruel reptiles, before the other sister, or some other ally, would come to their aid, saving them just in the nick of time. Even without Aeon Calcos to guide them, the lizardmen seemed driven to lust after the women of the Alexandra line, and so Sophitia and Cassandra found themselves regularly forced to battle squads of the scaly monsters, simply to defend their untouched maidenheads. A sure sign that Aeon Calcos was in the grip of the beast was when he was accompanied by the lizardmen, who regarded him as an ideal leader when his higher purpose was subsumed by the demands of his savage reptile self.

But Sophitia had known Aeon before his transformation, and then he’d been a noble warrior, proud and pure, an idealist who did his best to follow the Spartan tradition, updated to the modern times in which he found himself. Like her, he’d been charged with a holy quest, though it was cut short when he’d been captured and transformed into a minion of darkness by a cult of evil. When he was a creature serving darkness, he lusted after the light he saw in the holy women of the Alexandra family, and sought constantly to defile that light with the thick, ridged weapon contained in the slit between his legs. When he was free of the darkness, even though his mind and body were never the same as before, not only did he often travel alone, but he would sometimes find himself fighting alongside Sophitia or Cassandra against the forces of evil, just as he’d once done, in another life.

So which would it be this time? The sisters glanced around, wary, their eyes peering into the shadows of the corridor, watchful for any sign of the lust-driven lizardmen who so often followed the instinct-driven Aeon Calcos.

[65% chance of success – rolled 15 – success #2! – new chance of success 70%]

As though in answer to their unspoken question, Aeon took a step back, and spread the great white wings on his back. Instantly, the sisters blinked, then slowly relaxed. No, this was no bestial brute intent on deflowering them. This was the noble creature who sought, in his confused way, to somehow follow the path of goodness that he’d tread before his change.

Right then, however, it was a mistake to lower one’s guard. In the instant that Sophitia and Cassandra lowered their weapons, Pyrrha was up, her own sword and shield back in her hands, screaming a battle cry as she charged headlong at the three warriors before her. Though gone, Tira’s commands still held, and the young Alexandra girl would fulfill her orders to the letter, no matter what the cost!

Hearing the scream, the door to the chamber where the Road Rovers and their prisoners-turned-allies were recovering from their recent orgy burst open, Hunter in the lead as everyone inside poured out. Everyone, that is, except for Taki, Natsu, Mai Shiranui, and Amelia Pig, who had their own troubles to handle right then. On seeing the youngest Alexandra girl menacing his new allies, the Golden Retriever darted straight at her, his superhuman speeds making him a blur of pure motion. All the same, even as fast as Hunter was, Pyrrha was her mother’s daughter, and her reflexes were equal to her attacker as she spun, her shield catching Hunter in the chest, knocking him off his feet. That shield continued to stay up and read as Exile stepped forward, blocking the bolt of freezing cold from the husky’s eyes, which might otherwise have stopped her in her tracks. An instant later, as Exile turned off his eyebeams, Blitz pressed to the fore, his claws raking across Pyrrha’s shield twice, before she answered with a single swipe of her mighty blade. That was all it took to send the Doberman yelping away, his natural cowardly nature immediately coming back to the fore in the face of a real threat.

To fight an armed warrior, it took someone of similar skill. The Road Rovers, while hardly novices, were typically used to dealing with foes that weren’t truly serious, and they weren’t quite up to handling an opponent with such a lethal edge to her. Baiken, however, was quite a different matter. With a jerk of her hip, the one-armed, pink-haired swordswoman sent the chain that replaced her missing arm wrapping around Pyrrha’s shield, before another jerk sent it flying away, leaving her exposed. Another pink-haired figure engaged Pyrrha, this time the dark-skinned girl, Luna, and her longsword clashed loudly with the blonde girl’s gladius, her smirk mocking despite the continuing blank expression on Pyrrha’s face. But before the duel could turn lethal to either party, Colleen was there, her hips twisting as she sent a spinkick straight to Pyrrha’s hands, knocking the blade from the young warrior girl’s grip.

Disarmed, Pyrra still faced all her attackers, her face showing no expression except the determination to die where she stood. And die she might have, had not Aeon Calcos placed himself between her and the others, and grabbed her shoulders tightly. Pyrrha grabbed the lizardman’s hands in her own much smaller ones, looking up into his face in defiance. That action, however, caused her to blink, for in the lizardman’s eyes, she saw…something. Something strange and powerful. Though he lacked the power of speech, Aeon Calcos was a repository of mystic energy, divine and infernal alike, which had changed his inhuman form over time, giving him the power of a dragon rather than a mere reptile.. Now he poured a piece of that energy into Pyrrha as they locked gazes, until, suddenly, her eyes widened, and she gasped.

“Mother!” she cried out, tears staining her cheeks. Before those tears reached her chin, Sophitia was there to embrace her, welcoming her time-lost daughter with all the love that only a true mother could show, letting the younger girl bury her face between the full mounds of her ample bosom.

[70% chance of success – rolled 43 – success!]

“Huh,” said Hunter, blinking as he got up, Exile helping the Road Rover leader with an offered hand. “I would not have predicted this.”

“Is happy ending!” Exile agreed with a big grin, before he blinked, his expression turning serious. “But now we are needing to get out of bad castle.”

“I think so too,” whined Blitz, looking around the shadowy hallway. “We need to get back to that ship Morrigan told us about. Wait,” his eyes widened as he looked around frantically. “Where’s that pig-lady? Wasn’t she supposed to be the one to get us there?”

“This is bad,” said B. B. Hood with a sour expression as she looked up at the much taller Road Rover males. “If we don’t have our guide, how are we supposed to find our ticket out of this place? I’ve been a pawn of the things around here long enough, and I don’t want to risk having them take control of my mind again.”

“Guess we’ll have to improvise, what?” Colleen quipped with a shrug.

“Sounds about right to me,” Hunter agreed. “First thing, let’s get out of Castlevania. After we’ve pulled that one off, then we can start worrying about where we go next.”

Choices

*Superstation

Whose adventures should we follow next? Some of these will exclude other options.

1) Doomguy continues his one-man war on Hell –

(70% chance of success, best of 4 rolls)

2) Comet, Krypto, Ace, and Swift Wind lay down the law (an orgy) –

3) Laharl and Company meet Comet and Company (probably not an orgy) –

4) Laharl and Company meet Skeletor and Evil-Lyn (definitely not an orgy) –

5) Nova Terra and Widowmaker, alone and naked on a ship bound for Hell –

(40% chance of success, 3 successes or 4 failures)

6) Skeletor and Evil-Lyn encounter Nova Terra and Widowmaker –

(50% chance of success, 3 successes or 4 failures)

7) Ratchet and the SWATKats – space battle adventures

(60% chance of success, 4 successes or failures)

*Desert City

a) Shendu’s plan takes effect –

(an orgy, Rajah will be thawed out, 70% chance of success, 3 successes or 4 failures)

b) Fate of the slaves (a Villains scene) –

c) Bambi and company make their way to the Pyramid Casino and safety –

(45% chance of success, 3 successes or failures; success here will put Bambi, Berri, Shirley McLoon, and Goldie Pheasant into active play, and peacefully retire the others; failure will put everyone into the clutches of Shere Khan)

d) What’s going on at another casino? (votes will keep building until one reaches 10, then a separate scene will take place there)

-Fat Cat’s Casino – a 20’s-style speakeasy – 2

(There are 50/50 odds that either Tanya and Fieval will be ravished, or Gadget, Foxglove, and Tammy will be. The one who isn't ravished, however, will escape and reach our heroes.)

-The Last Stop – a devil of a good time – 5

-The Mouse Trap – a pub with the best card games in Casino City – 0

-The Percheron – all-horse review, actually a pretty safe spot – 2

-The Pyramid – what are our friends up to? – 0

-Treasure Island – pirate-themed, and pirate-attended – 2

*Castlevania

A) Alphys, Doggo, and Undyne get seduced (Dante gets girlhumped) –

B) Exploring the Jungles of Rage –

(40% chance of success, rolled five times, to determine how good or bad things get)

C) The Zerg and the Xenomorphs –

(50% chance of success for the Queen of Blades, best of 3)

D) King Sombra arrives (a Villains scene; the fate of Princess Cadence and Shining Armor revealed, and Twilight Sparkle has a 50% chance of losing her virginity)

E) Characters on the Ship head to Castlevania –

(60% chance of success, 5 successes or failures)