Jake Long's British Demise

Story by MacroStoryScalie on SoFurry

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In this alt universe, the American Dragon gets revenge on two assholes, by taking it out on an entire coumtry.


It was early morning in Jake Long's kingly home on a far away planet of unknown distance to Earth. The humanoid with a tubby figure is just waking up after a night to fester on a bad trip to Earth, Great Britain to be exact. He had been there in his alternate form and two particular people on the king's trip clearly had nothing better to do than wear their Osiris shoes despite it being snowing and harass him. So today was the day he mused, that he'd get revenge. And my.... what a glorious revenge plot he has cooked up overnight!

He starts off by pulling out a futuristic tablet and connecting it to all of Earth's emergency visual feeds simultaneously. All of the humans on Earth freeze, remembering what had happened in New York months ago with this male so they were now ready to pay attention.

Unfortunately they weren't ready for what happens next. As he talks on the screen to the weaker human race, that recognized dragon flame reappears, though this time it encompasses more area than in the first appearance, taking up the entire width of the main isle of Britain moving at breakneck pace north as he says in a sinister, cold tone "Yesterday I was planning on having a nice relaxing snowy vacation in Britain in my more famous, dragon form. Unfortunately for me, two citizens of the Queen's people decided it would be best to bully me and make up false info. As a consequence to the interstellar crime of trespassing in a royal deity's space among other capital offenses as decreed by yours truly. I have decided to punish the entire country. Don't worry though, your so cherished country will return. Doubt you'll like the condition its in though!"

With that the Asian American's face fades off screen back to regular programming worldwide but by then it was too late for the Brits as their entire country had been pulled off of Earth and somehow transported to this cruel alien's bedroom. The very sight of the walls makes the millions of Brits panic and start to take cover. Some though start looting thinking that might help.

It is then that the towering male, at least twice as big as the country is long north to south span wise, stands over the land fully nude, in his western dragon form, complete with red and yellow scales and all that, and says in a cruel yet excited tone "Well, well, well. Looky what we have here. Millions of subpar at best human bugs all in fear of the superior alien life form, which now towers over your country like the god I am. This is how your fellow bratty Brits SHOULD have treated me. But nope. They HAD to go and ruin it for you all. I would tell you to thank their asses but I'm sure a couple of my worshippers have.... exterminated the problem by now. Though if they haven't least I will in this phase! Too bad you're going down too. Not that I care. This country is merely fuel to my fire. Collateral damage to my cause."

The first order of business as far as the godly male is concerned is to further assert his dominance since he IS the American Dragon after all, over the people. As such he starts by picking up Cardiff in his left hand and shoving it down his urethra. Most of the people and objects get tossed tens of miles down the overweight male's flaccid penis into his testicles where they are quickly drowned in endless waves of softly glowing red cum quicker than they are digested into more cum but several unlucky souls make it into his bladder, not dead instantly but soon will be doomed after the next time he chugs soda down. Satisfied by that opening act to his dominance, he looks over London with an evil glimmer in his flame red eyes and says "You know and I know I'm saving you, my precious city.... for the grand finale!"

For his next phase, he snaps his fingers, making the city of Edinburgh get moved to an edge of his bed. Not close enough to fall off but still within seated ass impact range. With that he walks towards his bed, the millions of people looking up in terror as they see nothing but smooth balls, a rounded gut, thick pale thighs and a clearly aroused erect and very girthy penis. He then snickers menacingly and states matter of factly "Time for you lot to die. Under my divine fat ass! With that the pudgy titan of a god turns around and slowly seats himself with his tail raised feeling many warmths against his fatty cheeks from a simultaneous symphony of explosions and flame "Oh how nice of you inferior humans. You decided to warm my draconian ass up! Quite thoughtful!" After ten minutes the lack of oxygen extinguishes the fire and he admires his gorey charred handiwork that was once a thriving metropolis

After that he stands up, replacing the ruined city back in its correct spot with ease. The giga sized god of a dragon then says "Time for the grand finale!" With that, he opens his nightstand's drawer, pulling out a pink fleshlight that looks like a custom made Bad Dragon toy in the style of a Janine the Dragoness only much bigger and purple. He then coldly grins as his cock throbs, bouncing on his gut in eager anticipation as London gets hit by his precum "Mmmm seems like the mini AmDrag is ready to go. I hope you fuckers are! Its showtime and you are the supporting role. Time to see how long you inferiors can last to my lust!" With a quick flash of flame London disappears into the fake womanly flesh of the sex toy and all those inside could do is watch, frozen by whatever emotion they have, as his big hundreds of miles long phallus enters the sex device with a booming lustful draconic growl. He then loses himself in his lusty fantasy no longer caring for London in the least, moaning and saying to himself in a booming lustful tone "Ooohh yes Cynder. Accept my dick." He then hilts the toy, destroying London in the first pasd but he was far from done.

The godly male begins to thrust the toy along his thick shaft, rumbling as he feels the mini fires from his impact with gas stations, not that those would harm a god like him, warm his dick, with some survivors ending up in his foreskin and urethra for added pleasure. He then grunts as his lustiness intensifies and humps the sex toy faster groaning for the remaining littles on the country to hear clearly "Ooohhh yes you beautiful woman. Cum for me. Lets cum together!" He then pumps the toy as fast as he can before bellowing a primal draconic roar of pleasure, thick red glowing cum surging from his throbbing uncut manhood like a giga fire hose in one continuous stream for ten minutes.

Convinced no mortal could survive that he removes the toy from his glistening, softening penis and mockingly says to the country as sweat from his fatty gut and thighs lands on them like musky rain "What? Want to see my output? I'm more of a male than all of you combined!" With that he joyfully laughs and tips the labia end of the toy towards the ruined continent, cum landing on the once beautiful landmass with a plop causing him to grin darkly and say "Tens of millions of people. Slaughtered at the hands and lusty dick of the almighty American Dragon! I am your GOD! Don't fucking forget that, mortals!" With that he etches in mind controlled flame "Courtesy of the American Dragon" in the area where the Sherwood Forest stands and snaps his fingers, placing the once mighty world power, now ex TV star turned god's cum towel back where it was on Earth.

He then walks to his throne and relaxes by watching various Earth news sites covering the disappearance, reappearance and "mysterious apocalyptic devastation" of the mighty British Isle. This causes his dick to get hard again and he muses to himself "I might save something for America later on. We'll see." And with that, he walks to the kitchen to get leftovers and eat. Being a destructive vengeful entity was hard work after all.