Zack's Wacky Dream (I Kissed A Boy)

Story by Wild the Helldalmatian on SoFurry

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Hey there fellow furs, Wild here! And, I wanna tell you, the characters your gonna see in this story, are some of the characters I'm gay for. From Kurt Hummel from Glee, Odd Della Robia from Code Lyoko, Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog, Balto from the self-titled movie, Sly Cooper, Natsu Dragneel from Fairy Tail, Roxas and Axel from Kingdom Hearts, the Hitachiin twins (Hikaru and Kaoru) from Ouran High School Host Club. Now, all of these characters, I don't own except for my lead character Zack (whom is my actual name irl.) All characters are owned by their rightful franchises and series'. Along with my version of Katy Perry's 'I Kissed A Girl' which i named 'I Kissed A Boy.' And, this is actually based on a dream I had. Also, Balto is anthro in this story. Now, this is a story with a song which means it's a song fic, so please, no hateful, mean or disrespectful comments. If there's any criticisms please let me know and go easy on me okay? Please and thank you! Hope you all like it! ^w^


It was a long day for Zackery Wilde, the 21 year old dalmy moaned as he walked into his house. But, he was happy that he finally made it home in one piece. "Ugh, I'm so glad I'm home. No people or furs to bother me. No one to tell me what to do, just me, myself and I." He sighed.

He then goes to his bathroom to take a shower, gently taking his tie off and unbuttoning his designer Alexander McPaw dress-shirt and lets it fall to the ground along with his tie. He grabs his IPhone from his jacket and asked for music. "Play, 4 Minutes from Glee." He requested and sure enough, the version of Madonna's well known song from the hit-show Glee played. Music like this always relaxed Zack, it helped him relieve his stress, his frustration and everything. The dalm unbuckled his belt and wiggled out of his Calvin Klein briefs and pants. Smiling as he looked at the vanity mirror on his bathroom wall. "Just two more days Zackey, and soon, you'll finally be rid of that heinous job. And, you'll finally go to New York and work for Cosmopolitan, you'll be there with the big dogs." He said.

Zack grabbed the shower handle and turned it on, stepping inside, he murred happily as the warm water hits his spotted fur, now humming to Lady Gaga's Born This Way, even doing the rap. "_Don't be a drag, just be a queen, whether you're broke or evergreen you're black, white, beige, chola descent, you're Lebanese, you're orient! Whether life's disabilities left you outcast, bullied or teased, rejoice yourself today, cause baby, you were born this way!" _

The dalmy was quite the talented singer when he was just a pup. At just about 3 years old he had taken singing and dancing lessons. Also a little bit of ballet just to make sure he had some good dancing as well. He sighed as he sat on the shower bench and lets the water wash his body, "Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever make it to Cosmo magazine. I know I'm a good writer and journalist, but all this depends on my skills. I hope this will be worth it in the end." He said. It was the pups dream to be a magazine writer and journalist for some of the biggest magazine's like Vouge, Elle, or Cosmopolitan. But, when Cosmo was announced they were looking for a new member, Zack immediately jumped the chance.

This was the dalms chance and he wasn't gonna let anyone get in his way nor let anything bring him down. But for now, it was time to relax, kick back and lay low for a while. After finishing his shower, the dalmatian stepped out and dried off. Getting to his vanity, he began combing his hair into its usual adorable swirl with his bangs and smiled as he began rubbing his face with some aloe and moisturizer to make sure he didn't get any embarrassing blemishes or zits.

After spending a good time making sure his hair and face were taken care of, Zack moved to his bedroom, slipping on his cute bone patterned collar, and putting on a black tanktop and some skull patterned pajamas, he turned the tv on and smiled as he watches American Horror Story: Coven. At first Zack wasn't a big fan of anything related to Horror, but when he was introduced to AHS, Zack instantly got hooked. And, Zack also had a fascination for the macabre, no matter what anyone else thought.

Grabbing his warm and comfy pillow, Zack snuggled up in his bed, sighing happily to be feeling the comfort of his bed. "God what I wouldn't give to sleep some good dreams tonight..." He sighed as his eyes fluttered close and began dreaming. But, the dalmy had no idea what he was in for as he dreamt.

Zack slept a peaceful sleep throughout the night, but when his bedside clock struck midnight, the dalmatian started squirming around in his bed, and, that's when he heard something. "Zack...Zackey, wake up cutie pie." The sleepy dalms ears slowly perk up as he heard the voice. It sounded so familiar to him. "Hey, he's waking up guys." Another voice sounded. "Hehe, let's get the jump on him and tickle him." One voice snickered, this one sounded way too familiar to the dalm. "Ugh, no tickling." The dalmatian said as he rubbed his eyes. Starting to get up and slowly opened his eyes, his vision blurry but soon it cleared up. "What the?" Zack asked, looking at his surroundings.

What was weird to the dalm, was that his room looked a lot more whiter than his fur, it was like a snowy white color. As he tried to get his vision back by rubbing his eyes more, he then noticed someone on him. "Oh, hey Odd." He said, going back to sleep...then his eyes were wide open. "ODD?!" He asked. And, the dalmy was shocked to see, Odd Della Robia, from Code Lyoko, sitting at the edge of his bed, smirking at him. "Was wondering when you were gonna wake up." The blonde purple clad boy chuckled. Zack was so shocked, he yelped as he fell out of bed. "H-How are you here Odd?! Y-Y-You're not real!" He said, in a panic. Odd looked at himself and felt his chest. "Well, I look real." He chuckled.

Zack was freaked out he ran out of his room, only to get to his living room. Yelping in shock to see more of his idols. Which include Sonic the Hedgheog and Natsu Dragneel from Fairy Tail. "Well, look who decided to finally wake up." Natsu chuckled. "Hey Zack!" Sonic smiled. Well Zack, on the inside was excited to meet them, he still felt very freaked out.

He felt a hand touch his shoulder, making him jump and turn around. Gasping at seeing Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin standing side-by-side with Kurt Hummel from Glee! "Hehe, look who woke up guys. Our little dalmatian prince." Kurt smiled. "You okay Zack?" Hikaru asked. "Yeah, you look a little pale...well, considering your furs white, but paler then usual." Kaoru said in concern.

Zack felt his body shake in and ran to his bathroom to wash his face. Then, he heard humming from his shower and the dalm slowly walked to his shower and what he saw stunned him, Sly Cooper standing in his tub, smirking. The thief raccoon held a rose in his mouth, "A rose for the most handsome dalmy in the world?" He asked. Zack was blushing deeply took the rose. "Back off from the boy Sly, he rather spend his day with guys like us, got it memorized?" A voice asked and as soon as he heard that catchphrase, Zack's eyes widen. There was only one person who used that.

Turning around, Zack's eyes widen to see Axel and Roxas, in front of him! "Heh, you look surprised Zack." Axel teased. The Nobodies wearing their usual Organization coats. Roxas smiled, "Need anything from us Zack?" He asked. Zack answered with a scream and ran out of his bathroom. Going to the kitchen, grabbing a glass of water and splashed it on him. "You know, you're probably gonna get your clothes soaked if you do that." An older voice chuckles. To the dalms amazement, it's the wolf dog Balto, standing on two legs!

All of this made Zack go crazy and faint. Roxas sighing as everyone else came. "I told you guys he was gonna faint." He tsked. Sonic rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, glaring at the blonde haired Nobody, "Well excuse me for wanting to make this special for him." Axel just smirked, "Heh, yeah, you and Natsu sure made that clear." He teased. Natsu got annoyed by Axel's remark and the two fire-users butted heads. "Oh yeah you ginger haired lummox?!" He snarled. "The only lummox is you, you pink-haired moron!" Axel growled.

Everyone else just sighed. The Hitachiin twins picked Zack by his arms and legs, gently flopping him on his couch. Sonic then sees the dalms wiggling bare feet and smirked. "Hey, Axel, Odd c'mere." The two mentioned males grinned and joined Sonic, they began tickling the dalms feet making his laugh awake. "N-N-Noooooooooo! No tickling guys!" He giggled. Then he yelped and tried to run again until Hikaru and Kaoru pinned him down, smirking. "Don't run." Hikaru taunted, "Unless you wanna get tickled again." Kaoru giggled.

Roxas, Kurt, Balto, and Sly just watched, giggling, thinking that Zack looked cute squirming around like this. After Zack promised not to run again, the dalm relaxed and laid on his couch. Kurt sitting next to him, "Now, I'm sure you're wondering why we're here?" He asked. "Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but for some weird reason, I kinda liking it, again, I'm sorry if I ran. It's just that, I got surprised by seeing you guys in person." He said. "It's alright Zack." Balto smiled, sitting between him and Kurt. Zack smiled, happy his idols forgive him for freaking out.

"You know, I've dreamt about this for a long time, meeting you guys in the flesh." Zack said softly. Natsu grinned and ruffled Zack's hair, making him giggle. "Well, its happening now little buddy!" The dragon slayer wizard chuckled. "So, what do you wanna do Zack, everything you wanna do, is fine by us!" Odd smiled. Then, the guys did everything together, dancing around, watching Roxas wield his keyblades and slash around through the room. Axel and Natsu using their fire to perform some fire dancing. Even, they let Kurt design their outfits. But, when it was Natsu, Roxas and Axel's turn, let's just say Kurt was a little less then impressed.

"Okay guys, these outfits are sooooooo last year. I mean, who the hell wears these kinda coats? Muggers?!" The fashion diva boy from Glee asked as he looked at Axel's coat. "Hey! Don't blame us. It was Xemnas' choice to wear this outfit, not us." Axel protested. Roxas actually took his coat off to show his Twilight Town clothes. Kurt smirked, "Now that's better. But, Roxas, you look more like you'd be on the cover of a teen magazine like Tiger Beat." Kurt criticized. "And, Natsu, seriously, who wears open coats that lets your body show? You look like you came from a strip club." Kurt said. Natsu got seriously annoyed. It took everything to keep Natsu from grilling Kurt. But nonetheless, everyone had a great night. They all happily ate some food and laid on the couch.

"Okay, Odd you and Balto really need to get some weight, you're scrawny as hell." Natsu said. "I'm not scrawny! I'm svelt!" Odd retorted. "I'd rather eat a pile of snow than eat fire like you Natsu." Balto glared.

Sonic just rolled his eyes and ate his chili dog. "Guys, this is stupid." Zack said. "We should be getting along." The dalm said. Sly chuckled, "Okay boss. We'll get along for you." The thief patted Zack on the back.

Later on, everything got much better as Zack was now on his bed. Soon, the Hitachiin twins began to grind against each other, which got Zack turned on. Everyone else began kissing and grinding each other, that's when Zack got an idea. Thinking of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl," the dalm smirked as he rubbed himself against Odd and Kurt. Everyone else looked confused as they watch Zack strip down to his skivvies and began singing, but soon they joined him in a little dance routine.

Zack: This was never the way I planned....not my intention.

Zack wiggled his butt and crossed his arms as he turned away from his idols and laid in his bed, having a longing look.

Zack: I got so brave, drink in hand. Lost, my discretion, it's not what I'm used too...just wanna try you on, I'm curi-us for you...caught my attention!

Zack then surprised Kurt by giving him a big deep kiss on the humans lips but Kurt relaxed and kisses Zack back as the dalm did the same with the others, all of them now under his spell as he sang his part.

Zack: I kissed a boy and I liked it, the sweet taste of his lips, I kissed a boy just to try it. I hope my parents don't mind it.

At parents, Zack got between Balto and Axel, seductively grabbing and rubbing their crotches with his paws. Then leaned against the twins as they held him up. The dalmy giving a fake-sad look then smirk as he sang again.

Zack: It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight. I kissed a boy and I liked it. I liked it.

Moving to outside of Zack's house and to the dalms garden, the dalmy who was still in his boxer briefs was now hanging out with his boys in his garden. Everyone now dressed in their skivvies while Odd, Kurt and Zack ground against each other, Hikaru and Balto slowly nuzzling each other while Roxas and Sonic made out. Axel, Kaoru, Sly, and Natsu dancing naughtily by flipping their hair and spreading their legs.

Zack: No I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter. You're my experimental game. It's just, human nature. It's not what, good boys do, not, how they should behave.

Zack slowly then grope Kurt and Odd's rumps. The dalm taking an innocent lick at their lips then slowly but naughtily stick his rump out as Sonic smirked and slapped it while he made out with Roxas. Zack then kneeled in the water as he held his head and acted like he had a headache.

Zack: My head gets, so confused...hard to obey-hey! I kissed a boy and I liked it, the taste of his sweet lips. (Ah-ha-haaa) I kissed a boy just to try it, hope my parents don't mind it. (Ah-ha-haaa) It felt so wrong, it felt so right don't mean in love tonight. I kissed a boy and I liked it. I liked it.

Back in Zack's bedroom, the boys were now all naked and having a pillow fight. Zack wrapping around Roxas and Balto's nude shoulders while Hikaru and Kaoru innocently sat together and snuggled. Sly teasingly massaging Kurt's rump while Sonic laid on top of Axel and Natsu. Odd wrapping his arms around Zack's neck.

_Zack: Us boys we are, so magical. Soft skin, plump lips so kissable, hard to resist, so touchable. Too good to deny it, ain't no big deal! It's innocehehent. _

Soon everyone began to naughtily dance and throw the pillow feathers all over the bed while they happily laughed together. Zack now sitting on Sonic's lap and feeling the hedgehogs cock rub against his spotted ass. Soon, everyone ganged up on the dalmy and rubbed him everywhere.

_Zack: I kissed a boy and I liked it! The taste of his sweet lips, I kissed a boy just to try it! Hope my parents don't mind it! It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight! I kissed a boy and I liked it. I liked it! _

Zack fell onto his bed and went back to sleep. He woke up next morning, shocked to see his playmates were gone. "Wow...what a dream...I coulda sworn i just saw Odd, Kurt, Sly, Balto, Sonic, Natsu, Axel, Roxas, Hikaru and Kaoru right here in my room. But, hey, can't get what you want but, i loved it. I hope I have the dream again." The dalm giggled then snuggled up in his bed and slept once more.

The End.