Psych Self - Proof I'm still alive [Joke]
I walked into a small room, a few of my friends there; the room had a distinctly ominous feeling, that's for sure - but then again, why would I care?
Anyway, as I walked in, my tail brushed across the door. The two police officers were sitting down comfortably, and Jane was propped against a wall, reading a book.
"Hey, Shirai - took you long enough."
She chuckled, dog-earing the book and putting it down on a small counter.
"Eh, for him, it's a new record."
The male policeman said, rolling his eyes.
"Ok, ok. So, what's the deal, guys?"
I asked, closing the door behind me, and sitting down on a chair.
"Well... putting it in an easy to understand manner, you haven't written anything up with our characters for ages."
Jane sighed.
"Frankly, we're kinda bored."
"She's right, you know. Get to it, pup."
The female officer chuckled, gesturing at a computer with shackles attached to the walls near it.
"Oh, come on. It's not my fault my muse is dead right now."
I sighed, my tail twitching a little.
"Well, the shackles aren't only there for holding you in place, Shirai..."
Jane chuckled, and winked at me.
I backed up a step, regarding my girlfriend and the topaz reptiles - I'd have opened the door if it hadn't locked behind me, as I quickly found out.
"So, you gonna write anything yet?"
She chuckled, walking over and hugging me, one of the reptiles quickly cuffing my ankles together. Or at least, I'm pretty sure it was one of them.
"That's not funny, officer."
I sighed, blushing a little;
"You shouldn't know I'm into bondage and that."
"Well, Jane knew."
The female officer grinned, and removed my daggers and handgun from their respective places; before pushing me back onto the couch.
"What exactly are you going to DO, hm?"
I sighed, drumming my claws on my side.
"Well, I don't really know..."
Jane chuckled, looming over me a little with her top off, exposing a fair section of her trim form - almost a pity she left her bra on.
"You're 'on top', aren't you?"
I chuckled.
"... Hey, Wake up already!"
Shae yelled, shaking me roughly from my slumber.
"Awh, why'd you wake me up!?"