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It was another lovely day on a new street that was newly built to a point where the grass was green and the paint was still new and not faded from the sun.

There was new furs moving in from the end of the war and they had kid's new cars and new toys for both mum and dad were in the house.

And then there's Sammy the lion that is still young but a full grown lion, he is 5'9 slim but well built in his suit and brief case he loves to make a sale and sell almost anything to furs that includes your very own fire proof asbestoses garage remember that at the time that was the best new post war fire retardant.

He saw a whole new house complex go up and he pulled up in his 1940's ford business man coupé it had no rear seat but had a bed and a load of items mostly mini fridges and other things, he looked around and saw signs up saying "sold" and a happy families playing in there new yard.

"Okay Sammy time to go knock them dead with your sales"

He said tightening up his tie and grabbing some sweets for the kids,

He walked up to the first house putting on the smile and knocking on the door it was opened normally by the wife, who saw the lion and gasped,

"Good morning madam, or should I say little girl is your mother at home? Gasp you're the mother? Well that just shows how good you are,

"I'm here to sell you some wonderful items may I come in?"

He said pushing his way in and going to the kitchen to see what he could sell

"I'm very sorry sir but we have everything we need"

She said as she watched him look around studying the layout of the kitchen

"Indeed you do but do you have the latest cleaner? I note you have a washing machine but do you have a vacuum cleaner? I have the best one here suck me up 2000,

"Its powerful suck can destroy any dust you or your husband and kids track in allow me to show you"

He said plugging it in and hovering a part of the carpet that was still clean but looked dirty

The furry girl gasped as it sucked so hard on the carpet and was loud very loud,

"Its a bit loud have you got something less powerful?"

She said covering her ears as the power was turned off

"Why yes I have this, the mini suck me up 1300 it can be stored in any space and looks rather nice on its own, it be a shame to hide this in the cupboard"

He said plugging it in just as the back door went as a husband and two kids walked in

"Hunny who's this?"

He said as the kids pushed the other hover around like a racing car

"Oh this is um, someone selling us this hover can we have it?"

She asked as Sammy sucked up the dust on the coach

"Sure if it's going to last and not break let me see"

He said picking it up and hitting it hard into the wall in the corners making the light go out

"Um sir if you break it your have to pay"

Sammy said to the bigger fur who turned then picked him up and threw him out of the door making him go argh and land in the newly cut grass

"AND STAY OUT YA NO GOOD BUM! I didn't fight in a war to see the slime like you sell me crap!"

He said slamming the door and talking to his wife slapping her for letting him in

Sammy dusted himself off and sighed he then light up a ciggy and got into his car to drive next door but it was pretty much the same.

He got thrown out and was told to not return, then the cops showed up which he tried to sell them a freezer for those nice cold drinks after going after the bad guys, they took the papers and just let him go.

Sammy went up and down only making five sales, three new freezers that had an ice box in the lower part with a draw, and two washing machines, the rest were either door slammers or threw him and his case out which made him sad, that night he went to a bar that was local to him.

He parked up and went in sitting at the bar as some jazz and rock blues stuff played on the jukebox in the room he sighed and light up a ciggy the barman giving him a coke on the house, Sammy asked for something stronger, the bar man gave him a stiff drink which Sammy drank down and gagged he liked them smooth and sweet not rough and dry.

He sighed and ordered another the bar man who was an old horse going grey and had been in the war as he had a plate over his arm where a tank being blown up by a mine had pinned him and crushed the bone, they fixed it but he had limited movement.

He cleaned the glasses and poured Sammy another he knew Sammy when he was younger and only just starting in the business then the market crashed and he was hit hard only just living on as he was selling items at a cheaper rate only just above the water.

Then there was the war he'd been in a factory making ammo for the troops he'd had a bad life and now it was getting badder,

"Hay Sammy, what's wrong brother? You're not your normal self, only last week you were happy and selling items by the truck load,

"Let me guess business has gone south?"

He said as he light up his own ciggy the bar full of that haze fog of ciggy smoke and ash in the trays

"Pretty much, it seems the market has tightened up on us sales men when you can just go to a store and sell an item rather then have pictures of the various items"

He said drinking the coke and then the stronger drink

"Well why not go up the west end? There are tons of those foreigners moving in, they only have bare houses I think a kitchen sink bathroom sink beds and maybe a coach"

He said cleaning the bar and sliding a drink to a fur on the far end putting money in the slot machine for the 20th time

"Why would I bother up there? Oh wait unless I want my ass kicked and hurt from being told what is what even if they are foreigners they will have sense"

Sammy said finishing the drink and puffing the last the his ciggy before putting it in the ash tray

"Sleep on it Sammy and trust me I know I've had foreigners in here a and a few in my army camp, they were not as smart as you think, besides you might get lucky"

He said with a wink as he turned the power off to the place for the night

Sammy walked drunky back to his car and groaned he then walked up to a shop front, in the window were all new items.

A thing called a TV was centre stage, next to it was hovers and sound systems as well as the latest lights and fridges with some girl fur smiling and saying "low prices built to last" in a speech bubble this made Sammy want to throw himself off the nearest bridge.

His time was over, his prime was in the 20's and 30's the 40's too but only when furs and people were buying his ammo, he walked to his car and opened the trunk then crawled in and lay on the bed he then closed the trunk and found a pillow and went to sleep groaning from the drink.

All though the night he could hear the old horse say the same things again and again, "try down west those foreigners aren't as smart as you'd think" it went around until there was a load crash that woke up him making him look out the fogged up window it was morning.

Sammy got out and looked at the street it was busy furs going to work and there he was looking like a bum or something from the past that was out of date and only fit for scrap or the dump.

Sammy went into a bar and washed himself up then shaved and got his suit pressed and cleaned from the grass stains he then put on some anti musk stink and made him self look like he had just won the big game.

He then threw out all the old items that he would never sell.

The mini sales man coolers no one wanted them any more, the older style hover and the older fridges from the 30's he then cleaned his brief case out and light a ciggy he was ready he had a few items that might sell.

Turning the key in his car he backed out and drove to the west.

There was houses still being built on land that was now cleared of dead bodies or was just open fields he saw shops going up selling new items he drove past until he reached a small housing complex he then parked up and saw that there was no car out the front either they didn't have one or the husband was out at work.

Neatening himself up he stubbed the ciggy out and then grabbed his case and walked up the pavement he then knocked on the door which was opened by a hippo girl who looked at him,

"Yes can I help you?"

She said looking at the lion

"Good day mam I see your house is nice and new but do you have such wonderful items as these?"

He said handing her a booklet with items in he had for sale

"Oh my, these are so cheap! And there items I've not got!"

she said opened the door to him as he walked in looking in the rooms to see them almost bare only a few items here and there

"well those are the base models my dear, if you want to we can get you the more better items but I'll have to get permission from your mother as your only young and clearly aren't the owner of this wonderful house"

He said giving her a grin and wink making her blush

"Oh you, he-he I'm 33 I think I'm old enough to buy these items you cutie, now then please come in the front room I want to know what this washing machine is"

She said as Sammy walked into the living room which had only a few items shelf's with items on as well as pictures of family and a coach

"well my dear that is the latest in great washing clothes tec, your be able to wash the clothes and do something else, no more washing them by hand or hoof or paw then having to dry them out, the only part you have to do is let the clothes dry"

Sammy said as the girl went all wide eyes at him

"I'll take one! That'll be great for me as I need to fix dinner for him, if he came home stupid arsehole stay out late with the boys"

She said starting to cry Sammy offered her a sweet which she took and ate in one gulp making him blush,

"That's wonderful mam now then; please fill out these papers and I'll look around the house to see where it should go"

Sammy said giving her some paper work and a pen which she filled in

Sammy went to the kitchen and saw a spot that was blank it would be great but then he had an idea, evil but he had to sell stuff to be rich.

"By the way my dear there is a gap in the kitchen would you like a fridge too? Only if you buy this item and another your get a discount"

He said flipping the pages to the fridges which made her gasp

"A fridge?! Oh yes I want one, that'll show my sister who only has a block of ice in her basement"

She said filling in the paper work Sammy smiling wanting to add more but then he knew not to save other items for another day

"Okay mam thank you and here is your sales paper it should be here whiten at least 2 weeks if not then please call the depot and say that number there"

He said as he exited going to the next house and knocking on it

He knocked on the door and another hippo opened the door she took love the idea of a washing machine and the fridge.

In fact the whole street liked Sammy he was selling them all nice items and whiten a week he was rich he had over 3000 dollars from just one row of houses he went to the club and sat at the bar smiling and ordering a drink and a cigar.

The old horse put the box of cigars on the table and Sammy picked one out he then cut the end off and light it puffing it away giving the old horse more then he'd asked for Sammy then drank the drink he had and loved it.

"Gods you were right horse, those foreigners really do like these items thank you, hay can't wait to go back there again with the hovers and cleaning items for that new house smell"

Sammy said drinking more and puffing away on that cigar

"I told you didn't I Sammy? Those foreigners love that stuff, but be warned don't push your luck I'd give it about month before going back there"

Horse said putting the cigars away when a random paw from the floor of the club tried to grab one

"Why would I do that; you stupid fuck?! I'm going back there and selling them a TV that'll be great then the hover and who knows if I can maybe a car"

He said getting happily drunk as the horse just shock his head as Sammy left putting money on the bar

"Poor sod, if only he knew what those foreigners husband are like oh well at least he'd happy"

He said pouring out some more drink and lighting a ciggy for a fur as he cleaned a glass

yes horse was right for those hippos were married to a much bigger hippo a male and they were more then happy to see there wife happy playing with the new machines and only slightly angry over the price but if they were happy then they were too, plus they liked to show off there clean shirts to the others at work.

The next day Sammy pulled up at the first house and knocked on the door he smiled and said hello again and that he was here to check on the items.

He went in and the hippo smiled Sammy did note that she was in very thin clothes a night grown almost but a bit thinner.

"Yep this all looks okay but I couldn't help but see your front room is missing out on the up coming sports and world events which is why I have this"

He said pulling out from his brief case a small model TV the girl gasped and looked at it

"Won't that make us go blind? It so small unless we all have one each"

She said before Sammy took it back and smiled

"My dear that is just a model can you see it? Over there in the corner, just as the news breaks to who the new president is or if there is a world event you can watch it happen and on the weekend while you go out and have fun he can watch the game on 5 channels with a remote"

He said showing her the square block that had 6 buttons 1 to 5 channels and a button for an extra channel if needed when they added more

"I want one Sammy, and I want you"

She said grabbing him and pushing him onto the couch making him look at her

"Well I can get you one my dear but what do you mean by, by oh my"

He said as she had undone a knot and there she was fully nude as the day she was born,

her body was thick and plump like all hippos her breasts big and round her butt as wide as the TV screen and she was coming towards him she smiled as she moved her hips rocking and her breasts moving about.

"Sammy I want you, my husband hasn't touched me in months I need a man Sammy think your a man? You're just a kitten"

She said as she rubbed his growing bulge making him gasp

"Please miss get a hold of your self, what would on lookers think? Let's go to the bedroom"

He said kissing her deeply making her moan he had no remorse a fuck or sex was a fuck or sex even if they were married

she got up and walked towards the door Sammy giving her butt a smack making it jiggle she gasped and moaned walking up the stairs Sammy could see her pussy under all that hair he took his clothes off and was in his boxers he then saw the bedroom basic as it was it was enough.

She got onto the bed and lay on her back she then spread her legs and rubbed her big pussy lips.

Sammy felt his cock throb he then took his boxers off and got onto the bed his cock was only 5 inches his balls the size of golf balls normal lion sized.

He thrusted into her fat making a slap sound echo loudly she moaned as she felt his cock tip enters her.

Sammy thrusted and buried himself into her breasts licking them and grouping them they were like a water bed.

Sammy thrusted deep into her only just getting about two inches in her pussy walls she loved it though as he was like a wild animal thrusting and going like a piston up and down into her lips she cried out as she rocked her hips his cock throbbing.

Sammy then kissed her deeply and then roared out as he came she gasped as she wrapped her legs around him her fat holding him in place as his seed went into her, her pussy dripping slightly.

Sammy fell back and gasped that was a good fuck he looked for his jacket but was then kissed by the hippo who offered him a ciggy which she light then kissed him and there was two Sammy was impressed she then got up and started to get dressed.

Sammy did the same giving her the paper work seeing that he saw his name on it that's how she knew his name, he exited dressed and went to the next horse were the same thing happened.

At that point Sammy didn't know but his seed was very much powerful it swam into her womb and found an egg which one lucky sperm seed got into, all without both of them knowing Sammy thinking it would be killed off by the anti bodies, and her thinking that two different furs can't have a kid.

Sammy went the whole neighbour hood fucking these hippo's all getting them pregnant by the end of it Sammy was fucked himself.

He went to the club and sat at the bar puffing away on another cigar he was so happy that he had no idea in the next few months he would be the most wanted lion since Tommy lion gun the gangster from the 20's that killed cops for the fun.

"So Sammy sold some TV have we?"

The old horse said lighting up the cigar as well as his own ciggy and pouring a drink for Sammy being helped to stop as his arm stopped working

"yep, who knew these ladies wanted so much stuff, but I'm going to do what you said to do now horse, leave it for a few months, those TV and other items are going to put a dent in there income"

He said smiling at horse as he drank the bottle dry

"So you fucked them huh? They fell for you and you took them to town in both places"

he said making Sammy spit and cough on his drink his cigar landing in a drunks mouth which he puffed and left after falling over a chair and though the doors

"How; how would you know? Your not one of those FBI or aliens from that 52 area are you?"

Sammy said looking at him as he was feed another drink and a cigar

"I know as I've done it, why do you think I left the army? I took that blow so that I could go, those foreigners had nice wife's so I fucked them while there husbands were asleep and yes they got pregnant, these foreigners are very easy to get pregnant"

He said as he poured out Sammy another drink

"Ha! Yeah but your a horse, your seed is more bound to make them pregnant mine? Pfft it's just a whiskey on the rocks nothing but ice and the small drink"

Sammy said but the horse gave him a look that made Sammy shrinks in his seat

"your see, but don't worry Sammy I have a place to hide ya but your have to go to another state once its all blown over as your be wanted here"

Horse said looking around and opening up a door to under the bar it was an old bomb shelter

"Bah! I'm fine besides I have more houses to go to and there full of other foreigners, your going to be eating those words horsy boy"

Sammy said drinking the last drop and exiting cigar in mouth

"Oh Sammy if only you were a good boy and took my advice"

Horse said as he closed up the bar

in his car Sammy thought about it, maybe he had gotten them all pregnant, they were very horny and seemed to want him right there instead of later like most girls he'd tried to seduce;

he tossed and turned until he saw them all in the waiting room the fathers handing each other cigars and drinking beer then when all of them pushed out came a mini Sammy brief case and mini TV and all Sammy then woke up in sweat and gasped he light a ciggy then another and another to calm himself.

At that point he drove up to the other houses and sold the same things fridges and washing machines, then a month later he went back did some basic fixes and then sold some TV's and the same thing happened this row though had lioness and they were all in heat Sammy smelt it the moment he walked though the door but being the horny cunt he was fucked them and even got them to buy baby items, mostly cribs.

At the bar Sammy was smoking a whole packet he was now panicking and then at that point in burst a load of work hippo's who saw Sammy and pointed and grunted they then circled him Sammy then woke up and gasped he was sweaty and needed some air.

He exited and then saw a few hippo's which round bellies out for a night walk oh fuck he then saw them wave to him which made him dart back into the bar.

Once again he woke up this was real as the band was some jazz playing guy who knew his stuff.

Sammy went to his car and drove, at that point he went west and there he saw all the big trucks and the houses all had baby banners on the doors.

He was fucked Sammy drove and drove until he was out of gas he then walked in the cold desert until he found a gas station.

He told the old turtle behind the desk that he ran out of gas the turtle got his son to go fetch it which he did.

Sammy smoking like a chimney was told that life has a way of killing you slowly Sammy took no notice then he saw a sign on the door;

"Help wanted, cleaner and gas pump guy, no foreign furs"

he took it and said he needed a job, he then saw his car being towed in he filled it up and the turtle said your hired, Sammy parked his car around the back and slept in it, the turtle and son went home which was in the town were Sammy had left.

"Well Sammy this is your new life now you fucking horny cunt"

he said to himself getting out of the car and going into the desert and digging a hole he then buried his brief case and his suit and papers in the brief case it all fitted he sighed and walked back to the car and got out the old oily overalls and put them on then went to sleep.

A few months past and Sammy was always on the look out as a car drove up he used his eyes to see who was driving if it was hippo he'd dart into the bathroom and start to clean it.

If it was anyone else he would fill them up and with gas at only 15 cents a gallon which was a bit pricey but it was out there so it can be most furs only too half a tank as well as an oil check and everything else.

One day Sammy was cleaning the rest room when he heard a truck pull up and there was the hippo he'd first fucked he hide in there until they left but they didn't old man turtle was asleep and his son out doing a job.

HONK! HONK!

"Bloody gas furs lazy cunts not willing to work in hot weather"

The hippo said as she got out and was about to fill his own tank when Sammy stepped out

"Sorry was cleaning the John for ya mister, gas or other?"

He said making sure his hat was low so as to not get her to see him and go all soft

"Gas and thanks I needed to go stay in the truck my dearest and soon to be my son or girl"

he said blowing them kisses Sammy put the pump on full and filled it up as it tinged over he could see the hippo open the window

"Sammy is that you? Look come here I want to talk"

Sammy walked over and was looking at the tyres all the time

"Yes it's me and I'm sorry I got you pregnant, please don't tell him look here's money go and buy a nice dress"

He said looking at her and then getting deeply kissed making him moan into it

"He has no idea and I only want you, you should come back all the girls want you back besides, who said we wanted to buy stuff? Just a fuck would be great too; in fact I want you now"

She said opening the door and turning spreading her legs and letting him see the baby bump that was more a boulder then bump

"What if your husband catches us? Oh fuck I want it"

He said going down and licking her pussy lips making her gasp and moan until she pushed her legs inwards and told him he was coming

"Hay what are you doing? You'd better not be wooing my wife you cunt unless you want to be snapped like a twig"

he said taking a phone book and just ripping it in half making her blush and get very hot might be the reason she married him for that powerful rage he had or was it she was forced? Okay the phone book was local so thin but still enough to make Sammy gulp

"I was just checking on your wife, she was getting hot, can I add a fan? It's cheap"

Sammy said his old sales man side not quite dead yet but he wished it was as he heard the ting of the pump

"no thank you, the wife has enough junk, that sales guy sold us some junkie stuff the TV is blown and the fridge works but only if you hit it, and the washer is only good for making a mess of the floor"

He said as he gave Sammy a load of bills which Sammy counted and gulped

They went on there way, in the notes was a note; it was from her Sammy read it.

"I want you; come back Sammy I'll make sure you're safe when you're with me"

Sammy sighed what was he in? A hole? Nope he could dig or crawl out of those, a rut? Nope as there only a few moments or a day long, he was in over his head that what he was

That night he lay in his bed in the car and looked at the empty space that was next to him, no more papers no more mini models and no more suit instead oily overalls and hard work fixing tyres and cars.

Sammy sighed and looked at the note he then got out the car and grabbed a shovel he went out to the desert and dug up his items, he put on the suit and the case but left the items he no longer needed them he then drove to the town where'd he'd been going around the side to avoid the new complex.

He parked up and slept then in the morning he dusted off the suit and the brief case he then watched and saw the trucks go past he then took off for the complex parking up he got out and knocked on the first door he then took his tie off and looked around he then watched the door open.

"Hello sexy want to fuck?"

He said walking in her face light up and she pulled him in and kissed him deeply

they went up to the bedroom and fucked like animals after the sex Sammy light a ciggy and puffed away laying there in bed but then there was a loud door bang Sammy looked and saw that it was her husband.

Sammy grabbed his clothes and slide out though the drain pipe at the side of the house still in his boxers he then looked for his brief case he then got dressed and neaten himself up hearing the row going on he walked up to the door and knocked on it he heard the foot steps then the door opened.

"Good day sir I'm here to fix your items as you said they were broken I'm the repair guy I came as soon as I could been busy selling and repairing others sets and stuff you know"

Sammy said still slick and nice even though he stank of sex and sweat

"About time too, that phone line costs money and you'd better fix it or else you'll find it outside trashed and with a sign saying do not buy this crap"

He said lighting a ciggy his lighter failing Sammy light it up with his, the husband grabbed his lunch and went out to his truck

Sammy fixed the problem it was a common thing to go wrong he knew it a con to get furs and people to buy another one or get it fixed at quite the cost, at that point he felt two thick hands on his shoulders then the light breasts he smiled turning and rubbed the belly bump he then kissed her and fucked her right there in the kitchen after that he left and went to the next one who did the same.

As the evening came he went into the bar happy and with loads of cash in his bank he sat at the bar were horse had to do a double take he ran over and saw it was Sammy;

"Sammy!? Your okay! Wait do you need to hide? Quick get in there"

Horse said opening it up Sammy just shock his head

"not yet horse, but I'll take a drink hell have one yourself I've found the cure, keep on going back, those foreigners are crying out for sex, hell I'm having to save up on ciggy's as I'm having one after all the sex"

He said lighting one up and puffing away coughing from the smoke and tar

"Your playing with a rattle snake Sammy boy, you may only get the rattle but one day POW! Your get the venom and get caught"

Horse said lighting up his own ciggy and pouring himself a drink downing it

"Nah, I've got it figured out, go in there and say I'm here to fix your item and then fuck the misses and then go back these items are meant to break down so it costs them money its the best scam ever"

He said smoking and downing the drink, however he did not keep his voice down,

In the corner in the foreign furs bar part was a hippo that over heard Sammy and thought about what he said and how his wife was pregnant yet they'd only had sex on the honeymoon and not since then as work was weak.

He then growled and was about to go over there and punch him out, but then he had an idea, if he was fucking all our wife's let's get him all at once.

He exited making sure no one noticed him, he then went to a phone booth and rang up all the others hippo's they were angry and were about to go down there and destroy the bar with him in it but he said to not to.

He then told them the plan they all liked it and said they'd do it in the morning.

Sammy left drunk and happy he went into his car and slept it off at that point he thought about going there and getting a nice bed, hell maybe get the husband to leave for the weekend.

At this point Sammy woke up it was morning he yawned and cricked his neck he went off to the complex but the other part sold a load of items as he'd kept the papers in his brief case but there was no sex.

At this point he parked up to a house that was still for sale, he then knocked on the door and then kissed her going inside his face in her breasts.

"Silver this is gold, the copper is in the wire over"

said a male hippo in one of the houses his wife gagged and tied up so as she could not yell out to the other house the other houses were the same but they were locked in a room with no phone at that point an army of pick up trucks came over the highway and drove into the complex sealing up his car and the exits

Sammy was in full fuck mode today he was doing her anal today so as to not get her waters to break she was that close.

At that point all the trucks parked around the house then the door was broken in and 6 hippos ran up the stairs and into the bedroom there was Sammy balls deep into her he gasped and she did him.

Sammy pulled out and grabbed his clothes he then exited though the window only to land in the arms of another hippo in fact there was 16 of them he gulped and then told them to look over there and threw a wad of bills at the fence they went after it fighting over the bills.

"Sammy run I had no idea you bastard get back here and be a man like he is!"

She yelled as Sammy left getting into his car and crashing though the pick up trucks that blocked him in

Sammy drove to the bar he parked the car in the dustbins he was still in his underpants he burst into the bar and grabbed horse by the collar.

"Hide me you were right horse I fucked up hide me!"

He said horse seeing the pick up trucks going by stopping outside the bar he opened the hatch and Sammy went down there in a flash

At that point in walked all the hippo workers they grabbed horse and started to smash the place up looking for him.

"Where is he horse? Unless you want to take the beating instead of him"

He said grinding his teeth looking at him

"He's not here why would I hide him?"

Horse said gasping for air from the tight grip on his throat when he was dropped

"Gee, would it have anything to do with the fact that a few states over your wanted for the same thing he has done, now tell me"

horse pulled up the door but Sammy was gone there was another exit were the barrels used to be rolled in before everything was now in light weight steel drums at that point they heard the engine go

they all roared after him 23 pick up trucks after one ford coupé Sammy hit the gas and went over the speed limit there was now cops after him at that point he watched as the new bridge was not built, workers told him to stop as he smashed though the gates and stop signs.

Workers fled and jumped out of the way as Sammy flew though at that point there was more piping and steel girders.

Then a long hole Sammy looked back he then pushed his paw into the floor and hit 90 in the car which was smoking and starting to fall apart.

At that point the cops stopped one pick up truck flew after him at that point Sammy hit the slight ramp there and he flew screaming as his car went up into the air.

The pick up truck skidded to a stop only inches away from the destroyed ramp Sammy's car flew he looked back and waved he then laughed.

"Bye-bye suckers! Better luck next time I'll see ya in hell!"

he said watching as the bridge on the other side was there but then there was a cough a hack and his car died it started to fall, the engine spluttered as Sammy tried to start it at that point he was fucked.

The car plummeted into the river down below exploding on impact the hippo's dusting there paws and spitting down onto the fiery wreak that was Sammy car, they then were arrested by the cops for killing him they all got jail time only a few months as the judge took pity on them when he saw all the wife's with a very hairy hippo baby that was very yellow in the hair even though all the husbands were dark black or brown haired.

As for Sammy? Would you believe it? He lived, just before the car started to plummet he had a parachute and used it everyone was so on the car they never saw him exit and float to safety.

He landed in the water and watched as the car he'd brought new was gone, in fact he was gone there was no more Sammy.

He walked along the river and then saw the train tracks he got on the rails and went were ever the train was going.

Decades pasted and the bridge now had flowers on it and notes addressed to Sammy from the hippo's ladies they would put it there at night to say goodbye to him.

As for Sammy? He was now a bum, his clothes torn and tattered, his mane and fur itched and looked bad mange I think they call it, his face was all dark and dirty he sat around the fire as he watched the city over him grow and die.

He smoked left over ciggy's he would drink rain water or water that looked okay, as for food? He'd have to fight for it he couldn't so he would go hungry not any more.

One day on the streets begging and looking like he was half dead someone dropped a few dollars into his tin can he looked up and there was a hippo from decades ago he just smiled with his few teeth left from the drugs he'd done to keep warm.

"Sammy?"

She said looking at his face thought the dirt and wrinkles

"No mam, just a bum, like everyone else just a bum"

He said coughing and spitting up some blood

"It is you that suit I'd know it anywhere! Oh Sammy your alive!"

She said picking him up he was a thin and weak as a baby

"I'm not Sammy help me this woman is, ah who cares"

He said as he went limp in her arms his body wasn't as young as it used to be

When Sammy woke he was in a bed in a house he then looked and saw it was the same house he'd seen new a decade ago.

He got up and groaned at that point he saw someone standing at the door it was a hippo but had his mane and hair.

"Sammy, this is your son, after the trial he was born and I devoiced him for doing that to you, he's a teenager now and is in a gang please tell me your stay"

She said almost with begging eyes Sammy looked at her then the kid who was smoking a ciggy and in a biker's jacket with hells outlaws on the back

"I can't everyone thinks I'm dead, besides I saw the papers, I was wanted for 200 accounts of sexual intercourse with a married person"

He said coughing some more and groaned as he lay in the bed

"Is there a reward? Could use the money to get out of this hell hole"

The son said looking at the limp body that was his real father

"Sammy JR there is no reward, it was removed years ago when they changed the law, and this place isn't a hell hole!"

She said opening up the curtains Sammy looked and there were more houses and they were all destroyed or burnt down

"My gods what happened?"

Sammy said looking out of the window to the destroy cars and houses the ones that were lived in looked only just able to stand up

"You happened, after you died, our fathers destroyed the place, making sure that your items were trashed, that and the fact that the factory where my father worked at closed down and you know why? They were building your items!"

He said spitting on Sammy's face he wiped away and watched him walk out

"Its true Sammy, but your back so now you can fix the place up and best of all you can have me all to yourself"

She said taking her top off her breasts sagged and her belly had lines on, Sammy threw up at her sight

"No way I'd much rather be dead, but if its one for the road then why not"

He said getting out of his clothes and starting to fuck her

He thrusted into her sagging old body making the wet sounds of sex which his son found gross slamming the door on his way out.

Sammy then stopped mid fuck his chest tightened he then gasped and crocked and fell backwards and then he was dead.

The hippo did CPR but it was no good Sammy was dead for real the years of smoking and the years of no sex had put a strain on his heart he'd had a heart attack, he was only 62.

The hippo's that were left from decades ago came out and cried as he was gone.

Most of them had moved away from that place or had died from other things.

Sammy was a good lad; he was only doing what everyone else did a do anything businessman if you think about it, just that sex got in the way.

(Well sorry but that's how it goes screw you, you only want sex)

~the end~