Snow shenanigans

Story by Nulkurrak on SoFurry

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This is a story commission that I have written for a friend of mine

Description: It's the next commission done with the characters from this previous story https://www.sofurry.com/view/1606097

This time, the two boys are visiting a resort in a snowy area that has all the luxuries one can want in life, but because of Vex' wariness of public places, they stick to wilder areas shielded from view that allow for proper intimacy when the lust strikes ^^

Rel and Vex belong to my friend

***Snow Shenanigans***

Vex removed his glasses to wipe them off for what must've been the tenth time since they arrived at the Braundenweald resort, grumbling something to himself only he understood. Rel tried to stifle a chuckle, aware that it was his choice of trajectory that vexed his companion to such degree, but barely managed to suppress it. Bundled up in brown and tawny furs fluffier and thicker than his spikes, equipped with short, low boots tailored for his long feet and cute little legs, Vex looked endearingly ridiculous. He even insisted to clad his frontal horn in a cone-shaped, fuzzy cap in addition to the hoodie he kept his mane tucked in.

"I truly don't get the point of this," he said, testing each lens for top notch, clear visibility before putting them back over his wide, sometimes judgmental but mostly cute face. "It's either a spa, a winter activities resort, or a cozy hut in the middle of nowhere to savor some delicious food and beverages while not assaulted by brisk winds and steam alike."

"That's the beauty of it," Rel said, staring at the steamy pools in the distance with great longing that Vex immediately took notice of. "It's all in--"

Rel almost stumbled from his partner's friendly shove in the direction of a temptation Vex couldn't stomach. "Go on. Share a spring with those charizards. I bet at least one of them came in the water, so have fun sleeping outside my door. I don't allow spooge-clad obstagoons in my room."

"Your room?" Rel whirled to face him, smirking in that playful, provocative way that always softened Vex. "Do you know how many pies, strudels, croissants, cakes and the like I've baked to get you here?"

"Enough to get your head as soft as that dough if you thought I'd actually get into a pool with strangers, exotic and alluring as they are..."

Not even he could help himself from admiring the charizards from a distance, with their tails whipped over the edge of the pool, laughing and spraying water at each other's flames, probably a game of theirs.

"They seem to have fun, which is more than I can say for myself."

"Alright so, what's fun for you? Apart from ordinary things we can enjoy back home. I didn't travel to the mountains solely for a bowl of steamy soup, gnocchi, garlicbread, and a mousse with so much whipped cream I can barely see the rest of it."

"Hah, so you are thinking on it," Vex chuckled, hitting him in the shoulder in a friendly, albeit suggestive way that told Rel more than his words did. His patience was running short, as was expected, so he had to come up with something fast unless he wanted to share a pool with himself, unlikely as it was to drag Vex into one.

"What about you?" he asked, unfazed. "We came here together. It wouldn't be proper if we don't do everything as a team."

"Oh, that is proper teamwork. You have fun with all the things you love, and I wander aimlessly to...take in the sights, I guess."

"Come on..." the obstagoon's ears drooped at the sound of noticeable disappointment. "I didn't purposefully take you through this route. I'm new here too."

"So are they, and them, and them," Vex pointed at each of the distant gaps, where the snow gave way to lichen the color of old gold, mixed with varying shades of black and brown that broke the monotony of the white expanse. Various heads--and sometimes necks in the case of charizards and others with bigger stature--poked out from the water, teasing Rel more and more.

"You've already got more in common with those people than I do with this entire place. It's...not my thing."

"Heyyyy," Rel's arms wrapped around the smaller form of the Toxtricity, holding him in despite his agitated protests. "You know my coat muffles even the meanest of hits."

"Not if I get you in that dark, sensitive nose."

"With a kiss? Sure!"

Vex giggled dryly at that, unwilling to spoil Rel's fun but still a slave to his stubbornness. "There are so many people. What if they...I feel like all eyes are on me."

"Hey," Rel's hands cupped the furred cowl nestling Vex' head. It made him look like a blueberry donut, but he kept that jape to himself. "It's me. It's my fault. Alfred tells me I look too good at work every day, and should stop styling and tying my mane at the back because it's cooler than his drinks."

"You bloody narcissist..." Vex aimed his knuckles for Rel's ribs, hitting hard enough to draw a sharp yelp.

"Dude!" The obstagoon cried out. "You're one sly jab away from making a scene!"

"Then let's get going," he disentangled himself from Rel's grip, resuming his trek on the marked path, straying from the fresh, crunchy, exciting snow. "You said it yourself. After we check the stuff you like, we check mine, and you already know what that is."

"Yeah yeah, same as always," Rel followed along, wistfully checking arguably the best part of the resort, the public hot springs. "You know they have private pools as well in scenic locations where it takes like ten minutes to get to in order to preserve a sense of serenity and perfect silence."

"Mmmm," Vex hummed. Whether in curiosity, disinterest or merely to delay the inevitable ever further, Rel couldn't know. At times, Vex and his sense of propriety were a mystery to him.

"You can't possibly think some pervert skulks around in camo clothing with the sole intent of getting a nice, ripe picture of that tushy," Rel rushed after Vex to slap him across the back of his awkwardly improper black jeans on this weather.

"Graaah, you--" Vex whirled, eager to deliver the same swift stroke but almost falling in the process due to his adorably stubby legs. "Were we in one of those private pools of yours, I'd be far less mannered."

"So let's go there and unburden you of your constipated aristocracy."

"Hmpf, you can try."

"Argh..." Rel growled, unreasonably frustrated with his failures. Unfair as it felt to push Vex out of his comfort zone, he hardly anticipated to be met with such wall of apathy and distinct disinterest. Vex didn't see fun when glancing at all the pokemon having fun in the pool; he saw the dreary scenarios of his overthinking mind, where everybody, no matter their type, took the negative sort of interest in him.

Why couldn't he see himself the way Rel did? As a lovable, uptight, but charming in his own way Toxtricity? It's like the numerous and sometimes scandalous adventures they had did not count at all for him, for they happened either in key locations, or during key moments. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. Unless he had his cappuccino with brandy and all the other stuff he liked to chug, Vex remained his straight-backed, proper, slightly judgmental self.

"Fiiiiine, we'll let it pass. But just for today," Rel lifted a finger to warn Vex that this was but a temporary setback. "You promised you'll try out the new stuff too."

"While I was my happy, carefree self, sure, but you're dealing with the rational Vex now," he poked Rel in the chest to get his point across.

"The boring one," Rel mumbled, taking after Vex whose steps became decidedly more enthusiastic now that they were about to head back to the inn for food and drink in their quiet, private, VIP booth.

One good thing from the trek back--aside from the nagging, exactly nothing that happened on Rel's most anticipated day--was the shrinking of the path weaving between the snow-clad firs and spruces. The further they the hot springs behind, the thicker the forest that had once shielded its heart from view grew. On the side of the path, the older, staler snow shoveled into uneven mounds began to freeze and harden, growing into a bothersome, waist-high wall that shrouded the fresher, cushier one.

"What about the Windswept hills? Courageous enough to charge down them on our sled?"

"Only if I sit behind, so that I have your fluffy self to cushion our inevitable fall." Unexpectedly, Vex slowed down so that distracted Rel could catch up to him, wearing a promising smile. "That sounds more like me, Rel."

"Only because you've an easy time sitting on it with your low, wide arse," Rel couldn't help but hug him for his courage, flaring the Toxtricity's hum of contentment a pitch higher thanks to his fluffy cheek rubbing against his.

"Now you're delaying it. I know you are," Vex teased, for his hands were all over Rel's mane, caressing it with downward strokes and paying special attention to his ears, fondling them between his burly fingers. "Think I'll change my mind and do you first?"

"You can do me right here, right now, but it would be rude to keep such deliciousness waiting. Got plenty of time after."

"To puke while speeding down the hills, sure," the toxtricity added.

"Hah, fortunately for you, I've got a strong stomach. Takes one to stomach you, for one."

"Ha ha ha, so smart, I had to force myself to laugh."

"If only you could force yourself to do other things..." Rel mused out loud, but Vex did not bother to correct him, probably aware of the necessity of broadening his horizons.

The sound of clattering plates, sizzling pans and meats searing on the grill immediately revitalized Vex. Without even pausing, he removed his coat on the way to the clothes rack, inwardly beaming at finding himself where he belonged.

"Thanks so much," he said to the flareon who asked for the permission to grab his coat.

"You're welcome," the too-cute-to-be-taken seriously guy responded, smiling sheepishly at him. "Seems like you had fun today. You're practically glowing."

"And the best part is just starting," he high-fived the attendant, bearing the widest grin he could muster as he turned to Rel. "I challenge you to order everything you mentioned earlier in that exact order."

"Why would I bother daydreaming about it if not to make it into reality?" Rel casually handed the returning Flareon his coat as well, nodding his thanks to the energetic youth. "I'd love it if you can take us back to our place?"

"Vex knows the way. It's your place after all, eh?" The sassy pokemon winked at Rel, confusing the poor Obstagoon. He didn't know whether to reply with something equally snarky or give props to him for being so chill unlike his quite monotonous at times partner, if today was any indication.

"It is," Vex took the lead, grabbing Rel's hand and giving the Flareon quite the friendly and easy-going shoulder pat. "Rel's had so much fun today at the pools, his head is still swimming."

"Which head? Because neither of the two got dunked because of your long, judgmental staring."

The Flareon hid his chuckle under his palm, giving Rel the go-ahead sign by signaling he'll bring the menus right away.

"Thanks mate," Rel sighed rather dramatically for the fun of it. "This toxtricity..."

"He's rocking your world, isn't he?"

"Oh, you have no idea..." Rel said to the departing Flareon before turning to his companion, his red eyes narrow with suspicion.

"It certainly didn't take you long to make friends here."

"Maybe it's because I'm better suited to warm, cozy, food-scented environments?" Vex shrugged, motioning for Rel to tag along.

In the inn, he was their team leader, for it was his kingdom. Rel could hardly begrudge him from becoming familiar with the whole staff in less than two days. Now that they moved closer to the hot springs and deeper into the heart of the wide, snowy expanse that the resort took great care of to provide their customers with the best, most authentic experience they wanted, more of Vex' reticence began to show. At first, the novelty kept his spirits high, but he could only take so many things he felt inadequate with before he started to grow grumpy.

In times like this, the Snowtail Inn provided much needed nourishment for him, both physical and spiritual. Three stories high and built entirely from wood to preserve the cozy, rustic appearance of a hunting lodge, it charmed its visitors not only with well-kempt furs of local predators spread over the walls seemingly at random, but also exquisite paintings, old tales from at least a century back when these mountains were still wild, and racks of hunting and surviving tools alike. Rel paid little attention to them, but Vex seemed drawn to them, more fascinated with the hardships of the past than the luxury of the present.

"Random people here, random people there, all doing random things."

"Ey, quit the grump. It's unbefitting," Vex elbowed him slightly in the side, all smiles and charm to the staff they passed by.

"Maybe I just needed to wash it off in a hot spring, which was the reason we came here."

"It's not going to grow cold or dry up just because you're here Rel. Cheer up. You're no longer freezing your ears off."

"You mean the fuzzy ones that are perfect for this climate? If you were me, you'd understand."

"If I were you, I'd have trouble getting out of bed due to the size of my bollocks," Vex whispered, flaunting an elegant smirk.

"Only if I wouldn't have them drained by your dutiful self," Rel stroked the back of Vex' neck more salaciously than he intended, earning a few straying gazes from the other dining pokemon.

"At least you're doing what you do best, being the center of attention," the toxtricity distanced himself enough from Rel to avoid his cheeks from turning into volcanoes. "Can't you wait until we're all nice and tucked in? Only ten bloody seconds left."

At times, even those felt like an eternity to the fun-starved Obstagoon, especially when Vex chose the least interesting route to the VIP lounge, preferring to stick to the sides to maximize the distance between himself and other people. When they were finally settled into their more-room-than-an-enclosed booth, Rel lounged back on the corner of the fluffy sofa, crossing one foot over the other and sipping from the surprisingly fresh welcoming cocktail that awaited him.

"Mmm, I didn't know they'd go the length to make my stay here orgasmic."

"It pays to pay attention to the right people I suppose." Vex settled himself on the other side, the boring one with...wait, was that him? In his Chill Noon outfit?

"The Flareon from earlier? He likes to draw. The frame's kinda poor but...he's got talent, the bloke."

"I wonder what else he's talented at," Rel said with half a mouth while looking over the pencil sketch. It was rough in parts, but it paid great attention to how Vex described the clothes. He had the right mind, his Vex, and enough creativity and sharp observation skills to create his brand one day.

"I make for a killer bartender while back in the city," the cute little bugger shocked Rel back to the present with his stalker-level punctuality.

"Maybe you can tend to my bar someday."

"Someday," he threw Rel a devious grin, checking him up while Rel pretended to study the menu just to overcome this pang of awkwardness. He often pretended to hit on people for the fun of it, but hardly expected others to respond in kind.

Or to favor Vex instead of him.

"Right, I'll have a bowl of steamy soup, gnocchi, garlicbread, and a mousse with so much whipped cream I can barely see the rest of it," Rel handed the menu back to him, the tips of his fingers touching the equally fluffy one of the Flareon.

"He didn't even need the menu, did he?"

"Nope, he's quite certain of what he wants, as am I," Vex took after Rel, only he looked twice as cool due to his calm, composed demeanor. He then proceeded to list at least six drinks, combining them with alcohol in ways that boggled the mind.

"Yeah, I won't taste any of that," the obstagoon's eye darted to the door to make sure it was properly closed. "Thanks, but no thanks."

"Good. I'll have all of it for myself, just the way I like it."

"Hmpf, same," Rel refused to back down from a challenge, even a stupid one such as this.

"You wouldn't be able to keep up anyway," Vex taunted him, fondling one of the napkins on the table to keep his hands busy. Of all his quirks, that had the tendency to stir Rel on at times, for those hands did so many wonderful things to him in the past. "You bakers are like your dough, soft and squishy."

"Ah ah," Rel interrupted with a raised finger. "Soft at first, hard later."

"As in, half an hour at least later. Kinda like you after work at times."

"Weeeeell," the obstagoon drawled, scratching at his mane to buy time for a witty retort that failed to come. Vex' big eyes were the ones that softened him the most, always! No matter how much he wanted to come on top in some situations, the toxtricity somehow kept him grounded with his cuteness and less than playful but truthful remarks.

"Imagine how unfun things would be if I'd be ready and in the mood every day. No more of these hands sliding over your neck," he gave Vex a sample by doing what he suggested, taking great pleasure in how his claws made the toxtricity squirm and tickle.

"Yeah, let's keep your bedroom hands safe and civil," Vex pushed him away, his worried eyes constantly skipping to the door. "It's not enough that you invited me into a pool of hot water very likely seasoned with Charizard juice. Now you have to make the staff believe I'm one of those guys who can't last more than a few minutes without being touched."

"Hah, I'd wish."

Unfortunately, the arrival of Vex' drinks interrupted their moment together. Rel prolonged his cocktail's lifespan by only sipping now and then, pretending to keep up with the toxtricity who tried to savor his beverages, but found them so irresistible he drank them like water instead. When Rel's food finally arrived, Vex already finished his first round, rosy-cheeked and bright-eyed.

"I guess you're ready for the main course," the Flareon said, amazement palpable in his voice.

"Sure thing, and I'll have..."

Rel didn't bother waiting for Vex. He began mouthing his soup while his partner engaged in his very elaborate ordering antics, and even starting on the gnocchi by the time Vex concluded his list, thanking the waiter so profoundly he even grabbed his hand in gratitude.

"Wow, you've got quite the crush on bartenders. I think I'm in the wrong profession."

"Or the right one," Vex took a spoon from his meal without even asking for permission, then grabbed his garlicbread and bit into it like a savage, chewing in that slow, dramatic fashion mixed with moans that aggravated or elated Rel, depending on whether it was his baked goods or another person's food. "You do bake some bloody good treats that go hand-in-hand with my lattes and cappuccinos.

"If you think compliments will get you another bite, you're wrong," Rel rescued his plate from his grubby hands, finding himself weirdly satisfied with how Vex eyes his order with such obvious longing. "You could have ordered this yourself, but instead, you chose--"

"Awesomeness," Vex' spirits immediately lifted when the Flareon returned with a tray almost as big as their table to accommodate Vex' insatiable thirst. Just like before, he tried pacing himself, only to fall prey to the addiction of too well-mixed drinks.

"Soooo," Vex drawled, leaning over the table, eyelids drooping, cheeks flushed, his smile so broad it threatened to swallow Rel. "What next? I'm still up for it. Not only me, but also myself," he pointed down at the tent in his pants, chuckling in that semi-silent, half-drunken way of his.

"Well," Rel got up from the table, his blood boiling and his cock throbbing with lust. "When you are like this, I just don't feel generous enough to share you with others, much as I'd have enjoyed some time together in a public pool."

"Hah, I'm up. Lead the way," Vex flicked his wrist forward, egging Rel on. "So long as they appreciate my eloquence during my time of enlightenment."

"I think the world isn't ready for such nextgen performance. How about we do a bedroom trial first?"

"Trial, mmmm," Vex mused, rubbing his chin. "You think I'm not capable of looking after myself? Of making friends without your aid?"

To an extent, certainly! Without his liquid courage, Vex was so nervous, he'd forget a person's name right after shaking their hand, too focused in the moment for anything else. When rid of his emotional weights, however, the Toxtricity soared. How high, Rel couldn't know, and that was precisely why he felt inadequate to unleash such phenomenon into the world.

"Of course you are, but friends are just talk while us lovers..." he reached for the bulge in Vex' pants, rubbing it gently, amplifying his partner's hum into a moan of pleasure. "We're all about the physical displays, ey?"

"Nah ah," Vex caught his hands, shaking his head playfully. "Not so fast. It's your idea, so you go first."

A devious smile spread over Rel's muzzle, his balls already churning in anticipation. "With great and pent-up pleasure."

***

Rel was the first to wake up after a most unexpected last night, his head still pounding from his terrible decision of accepting to play Vex' lewd drinking games. Sharper than any drunkard had the right to be, Vex exploited Rel's vulnerability of always wanting to come on top, tricking him into trying to beat the unbeatable.

But that's what made him so interesting, so unpredictable, and so fun! One could hardly believe that the soul of the party from yesterday shared the same bed with Rel. Although the lack of glasses made him look more imposing, Rel had no doubt that the Toxtricity he looked at now was the gentle soul he grew to love despite his constant nays. Shy and well-mannered as all the loveable geeks came, Vex was curled up on his side, probably having the same morning predicament down there given how yesterday was a total bust in more than one regard. For Rel, it was easy to resume from where things left off, given that their party never reached its climax, but sober Vex was another kettle of fish.

Nevertheless, Rel found it too hard to resist the temptation of checking if something lingered from last night; if Vex still wished to uphold his promise of starting from where they left off. So, he snuck his hand under the blanket, sliding his fingers gently along the soft skin of his partner's leg. He smiled when he caught hold semi hardened meat. In the throes of his booze-enhanced sleep, Vex didn't let loose as much as a whimper, sleeping like a babe until Rel decided to push this a little further. With his fingers curled around his partner's shaft, he stroked up, then down, up and down...stimulating the most sensitive part of the penis for more than a minute, until traces of precum leaked out to lubricate things a notch further. Rel loved the sound of that tender squelching, as delicate as his partner's frame. Slowly, tenderly, he continued with his morning massage until a reaction finally arrived.

Vex grunted softly. He rolled on his back, squeezing his eyelids repeatedly as his breathing picked up. With a wide smirk, Rel kept stroking. Vex kept throbbing and tensing within his grip until a coarse moan escaped through his gritted teeth.

"What...Rel, what are you...?"

"Alright, before you say anything, I dare you to look at the clock," Rel winked towards the nightstand where an aged mechanical clock showed a different time than what they agreed to wake up to.

"I don't...what has the clock anything to do with your hand between my legs?!" Vex gripped the offending hand and made a wry face when it refused to dislodge. "Really?"

"What?" Rel asked innocently. "You said we should come up with creative punishments for tardiness on particularly beautiful days. Last one to rise gets cut by the vice."

"That's not what I meant when I said...," Vex blinked a few times. "Will you please take your hand off my penis so we can go before we lose the light? Seeing as we've lost every notion of ourselves yesterday?"

"Can't last more than a minute?"

"You won't last half if I shock you down there. Don't tempt me."

They stared at each other. Rel, with the same smirk plastered all over his face, and Vex, with his eyebrows locked in half a frown over his brilliant eyes. His lips twitched, then stretched all the way as he burst into a laughing fit. "You bought that! You really did!"

"You're the damned perv of this team, not me. You just liked pretending way too much for your own good," Rel crawled over to his partner to be embraced by his welcoming arms. The lamp thudded off the nightstand. Rel never favored half measures. He made this a proper bear hug, with a tight embrace to boot. Vex groaned at the weight exerted upon his more delicate body. He felt every one of his partner's bones and muscles pressing down on him. Those fur-lined pecs pressing against his chest, his belly pressed against his, and also his raging cock slamming against his balls with each hard, consecutive throb.

"Ok, that's enough hugs for now," Rel said with a quick kiss on Vex's cheek. "What fun things are you up to besides untimely leakage and sled activities?"

"As if yesterday didn't prove us wrong about-"

Rel winced, his quivering butt cheek tensing up from the semi-gentle slap that came from his smirking bastard of a mate.

"I thought you don't deal in teasings."

"You thought wrong."

"Well then, "Rel returned the favor twice over, then paid the price as Vex's dexterous arm grabbed his package just like he'd been grabbed moments before.

"You want more?" he squeezed the plump cock between his fingers, teasing the balls with his tips just enough to get his point across. "Because I hardly think you'll last even ten seconds from how worked up you are if I shock you right now."

"Nghhh...you win...this one..."

"I'll win the next one too if you provoke me."

"Maybe. Gah, you should take it easy with your shocking jokes, this bed is not ours to stain as we see fit."

"Joke's on you to think I'll ever do something so improper," Vex chuckled, slapping a hand into Rel' chest. "Come on, you mighty attractive lad. Let's do our thing."

Their thing was simple, really. Wake up much later than the sun, eat the tastiest meals they could order, drink whatever they wanted and as much as they wanted in Vex' case, spend most of the day out and keep a good spirit. Rel had all of those in the bag. He still needed to work a bit on Vex's try hard attitude, and breakfast, the best meal of the day, offered the perfect opportunity.

Vex sat in his chair, rolling both forks between his fingers over the table while his merry partner turned and twisted his fabled bacon-wrapped eggs. They looked ripe and ready. The only thing that needed to be added was a pinch of salt over that tasty bacon, and then-

"Hey, don't you dare to before I--"

By the time Rel reached for his delicious, steaming bacon, Vex already reached across the table for it, chewing with a satisfied hum. "You're right, this is really tasty. Should have ordered it myself"

"You little hungry bastard! Eating my bacon like a starved jackal! Where's the manners you've shown for the better part of yesterday?"

"I just had to get a taste. Consider it payback for the way you manhandled my meat before I even had the chance to wake up."

"Whatever were you dreaming about? Don't tell me it was the bloody charizards after all you've put me through..." Rel laughed.

"Oh, about that," Vex couldn't help but smile in return. "I maaaaay have thought about them during my less than sober moment. But then I woke up and realized how stupid that sounded," he paused to draw a long slurp from his brandy cappuccino while Rel scowled at him with the intensity of a betrayed partner.

"One day, it'll be your sausage that ends up wrapped in bacon. And I'll bite." Rel sprinkled pepper along with a special brand of spices over the now-barren eggs of his. "Since you stole my bacon, I'll make due with what's left on the table."

"Like the obstagoon that you are," Vex added.

The meal was tasty, and the blessed beverages even more so for Vex. Once again, like yesterday and many other instances while on vacation, Vex--much to Rel's benefit--chugged as many and as varied combinations of chocolate and alcohol as they were in the menu. He even impressed his Flareon friend by setting a new record by the sound of it, for the happiest breakfast in the history of the inn. All the while, Rel went outside on the porch, watching fresh snow settle on the laden boughs of the trees, only to be disturbed by Vex' unusually straight form after so many drinks.

"This is too beautiful of a day to spend playing board games and other boring things. What do you say we take the sled for a ride?"

Vex pondered for a moment, torn between the promise he made Rel and the reality of their situation that even the obstagoon understood much to well. Go out in the cold...or remain inside with a loving partner that started his day oh so well already? "We made a pledge, remember? And I thought I'm the drunk one of the two."

"Hah, you'd empty every bottle in the inn and still ask for more," Rel laughed.

The weather outside was perfect, for there was no brisk wind to stuff their mouth and eyes full of stinging snowflakes. With Vex eager to get going, Rel challenged him to bring out their sled. The first part, where their aide took it out of storage, went easy enough, but what made Rel's jaw droop was Vex maintaining both his balance and that of the sled. He not only kept his steps straight, but also the course of the sled, given the almost straight tracks through the virgin snow.

It wasn't anything fancy, much less an aerodynamic thing adapted for great speed. In truth, it was barely theirs. On the way here, while crossing a fair, Vex was accosted by a high-spirited and overly enthusiastic arcanine who pulled on the poor Toxtricity's people-pleasing ability so hard, they ended up with this new toy. It wasn't what Rel had in mind when it came to toys, but given their destination, it was hard to say no to humbled Vex dragging his new gift after him, so here they were.

"Hop on it," Vex urged with a more than passionate wave of his arm. For all of Rel's cool demeanor around strangers, it was now his turn for his cheeks to sear at the strangers arriving at the inn, only to glance sideway and take amused notes of Vex' overly friendly approach. "It's a sled, not a chair. It slides, you know?"

"Ummm, sure," the obstagoon chose the path of least resistance, ridiculous as it might look. He barely had where to place his big, booted feet on the thin legs of the sled, let alone do so comfortably.

"Fockin' 'ell mate, with the way your legs are spread, there's only one thing crossing through my mind."

"Would you--" Rel signaled, as subtly as he could, for Vex to keep his voice down. "And for your knowledge, I'm showing you my dick, not my butt, so suck it." He grabbed himself to taunt Vex.

Immediate regret filled him when a wide, sly grin spread over the Toxtricity's lips, his little legs picking up the pace, his one single arm dragging Rel after him for far longer than Rel ever expected.

"At least...wait until we're out in the hills. Between them, shielded by a copse of trees where the snow's the only witness to our inevitable perversions."

"Oh, worry not," Vex said through his excitement-driven huffs. "What do you take me for? Some extrovert?"

Vex was a far cry from anything that remotely resembled an extrovert. Then again,he wasn't without his tricks. The little devil, intent on keeping the party going, had brought a flask that he tied around his neck like the most vulgar of pendants, no longer bothering to cork it given that he took a swig from it every dozen or so steps.

"I can see you clear as day, you brandy-addled donut."

"And? You like what you see?" Vex slapped his rump, chuckling at himself and merrier than Christmas itself. "Told you there will come a time when I'll make this trip more about the things I like. This is one of them."

"And the only way for it to work is for me to sit on a sled while you drag me at a pace that is slower than walking?"

"Mhhhm. Part of the magic, part of the plan."

"Ugh..." Rel groaned inwardly, relieved that the narrow trail winding between the hills was curtained by tall firs on either side. It made sense that the wilder, more secluded parts remained like this; after all, who in their right mind came to such lavish resort to spend time in the middle of snowy nowhere? Nevertheless, at least things were moving, and the more Vex kept sipping his mystery concoction, the higher the chances grew for things to take a most pleasant and unexpected turn.

"This is where you get off," Vex stopped at the base of a slope covered in fresh snow that crunched under the Toxtricity's boots. "I love that tushy too much to see it tumbling down the hill."

"Sure," Rel obliged. "It's got nothing to do with my weight at all."

Vex stepped up to him, sizing him up. "Is that a dare?"

"Not the one we need right now. Full steam ahead, captain inebriated."

At first, the slant did not seem that bad, especially when the frozen ground beneath the blanket of snow was smoothed and beaten for this particular reason. The higher up they went, however, the more Rel's fingers had the urge to ball into fists. Doing this alone was no problem at all, but letting Vex lead...now that made him nervous.

"Let's start from here," Rel stopped about two thirds up the hill, right before the steepening way to the crest. "Good enough for a first go."

Vex looked around, took in the surroundings, emptied his flask, pocketed it, and brought out another from an inside pocket of his coat that he tied around his neck. Then, without warning, his hand shot right for Rel's crotch like a snapping eel, the clutch on his balls stealing his breath.

"Apologies," Vex ruffled his mane in his cutsy, slightly irritating way. "Had to make sure you didn't lose them along the way."

"Ha ha, brilliant one mate." Not one to back down, Rel did the same to him, only he cupped them more sternly. "Apologies. Had to make sure they're not made of steel."

"Gotta admit though, that's quite the view up here," Vex paused to look over the way they came, not at all perturbed by Rel still holding his package. "And it gets even better up top! First one to get there gets a dare!"

His slight fear all but forgotten, Rel took in the slope at full throttle, refusing to be beaten by a short-legged, pretentious, three-fingered guy, even if that guy happened to carry their sled.

"Ah well. I guess...I guess you win." Vex patted his shoulder, his same hand then pointing at the sled. "Which do you prefer? Front or back?"

"What about not at all?" Rel's arms wrapped around his torso, the obstagoon's eyes squinted to block out the pesky snowflakes that began blowing in his face. Just his luck, to have snow fall and make their way down even more interesting.

"Fine, you take back, given how much you like to hug me."

And what a hug that turned out to be. Rel's heart pounded while Vex aligned the sled to face the incline. Panic surged through his temples as they both pushed it closer to the inevitable descent, and his stomach already began to knot with nerves. Vex, calm and collected, was the only reason he still remained here, perversely aware that if something happened, the squat toxtricity would tumble down all the same. That would make for a good tease for weeks.

"Aaand down we go," Vex' announcement came as fast and as sudden as his push forward. Whatever Rel wanted to say, it came as a sharp cry instead that cut through Vex' elated cheers.

"This is awesomeeeee!" the insane little bugger shouted from the top of his lungs with Rel holding onto him for dear life, his feet instinctively shifting from the metal frame to try and slow down, only to reconsider due to their speed. Frost pelted his face head-on, forcing his eyes to close almost all the way, making the sensation of his churning stomach all the more apparent. Panic, adrenaline, and an all too pleasurable thrill flowed through the obstagoon whose cheek pressed against Vex', the force of the wind almost taking their cowls off. It was insane, and dangerous, and so awesome Rel remained frozen in place for a whole minute while trying to process what the hell just happened.

"It was great, ey?" Vex paused to take a gulp of whatever the heck he brought, not bothered at all by the sled's heavy rocking towards the end. "Up for some more?"

"Heck yeah," Rel nodded, high on adrenaline.

He never expected the old, rickety thing to catch such speeds, to maintain such good balance, or for Vex to be so good at steering it. His low center of weight might have had a hand to play in it, for he proved himself not only down this familiar trek, but also on wilder, smaller, more densely snow-packed hills where the layer of snow reached up to Rel's knees and well past his waist. Charging down a small slope, only to crash at the very end, felt particularly exhilarating, more so to the beaming Toxtricity.

"Fuck me..." he paused to catch his breath, his eyes alight with joy. "I haven't had this much fun since...I guess since last night?"

"About the first part..." Rel looked around, blaming his pumping blood for the desire that struck him in full force. "It can be arranged."

With their sled parked in a snowdrift and surrounded by trees, even Vex couldn't say no straight off the bat. He wanted it; craved for the risk while surging with adrenaline.

"It's part of the list. We have to."

Vex needed no further motivation. He grabbed his mate's head with both hands and pressed himself against his wet muzzle into a long, passionate kiss. Rel squirmed for a bit against the unexpected tide of affection that befell him. He held his breath as Vex penetrated his way inside his mouth one little bit at a time, always enjoying this bolder, less inhibited side of his partner. It was a wet, and warm, intimate experience, beautiful beyond what words could describe. While they kissed, they shared a quick look, affection blazing in their eyes That sole reason kept the two mates going at it. They tongues danced around one another and with each other in slow and frantic rhythms alike, their necks turning left, right, sometimes at awkward angles, trying to experiment as much as they could before they broke that long, lovely kiss.

Vex licked off the saliva from his lips, while Rel simply wiped out his mouth in canine fashion, grinning from ear to ear.

"That was..."

"Exactly what I needed to warm me up for the sequel," Rel continued. "Call me crazy, but in this moment, I think the foreplay is just as important as the main course."

"Me too," Vex sighed dreamily. "We should-"

"Do it again."

This time, Rel initiated, and Vex moaned softly as their tongues embraced once again. He allowed his weight to slide forth into his mate's warm grip. Vex dug his fingers into the silky dark hair of his partner. He loved his mate dearly. This was a perfect opportunity to show just how much. As their tongues danced around each other within the suckling confines of their mouths, Vex's hands journeyed down Rel's neck. He liked how lean, yet strong his body felt. Vex slid tantalizingly along his chest, then down his belly, his arousing touch oiled by pent-up lust. Such a perfect physique, his mate had. He was not a body builder, but neither a lazy pastry eater. Just the right kind of muscular.

Gripped by his growing sense of excitement, Vex slid further down Rel's body. He knew what dwelled below a certain point. Felt it in every jerk of his mate's swaying motions. Slowly and surely, Vex trailed along his mate's crotch, lowering his pants just enough to free his half-hard cock and grip the base between two of his fingers. Vex allowed his palm to fall and embrace the organ just as Rel tensed with abandonment. The raw power within that cock made his heart thump wildly for the sequel that Rel mentioned. When Vex gave his member a long, quick stroke, Rel trembled all over. He leaned over for support, only to be caught in the embrace of his naughty mate.

"I got you," Vex said as he broke the kiss with a swirling lick around Rel's trembling lips. "You're not going to fall face first on the snow on my watch."

"You're so damn naughty when you get worked up," Rel rushed to undo the clasp of Vex' belt and get him out of his highly unnecessary pants.

"No no," Vex caught him when his pants pooled around his knees. "Halfway is good enough."

Rel grinned at that. "I don't do half measures."

With that, he continued all the way and more by kicking away Vex' boots when he tried to put them back on now that his pants and undergarments were off.

"Ah, I see. You want my feet to freeze off so that I'm confined to your bed for the rest of my life."

"You can have one boot," Rel went and brought it to him. "The other foot, you can warm on my back."

"Always thinking ahead, eh?" Vex smirked, only to gasp as soon as Rel finished tying his shoelaces. Pleasure rushed through him in a wave of heated delight, melting everything in its wake. His muscles bulged as hard as his cock that was slowly engulfed by Rel's mouth, who decided that kneeling in front of Vex was too good of an opportunity for such wet surprise. The obstagoon pushed his foreskin all the way back with his tongue, then pulled back after he suckled off the bead of precum crowning Vex' tip, aware that if he kept him wrapped in such sweltering warmth, he'd finish right there and then.

"Mhmm," Rel grunted approvingly, staring at the drops of precum rolling from the toxtricity's spurting cockhole. "I see those drinks recharged you in more than one way..."

"I'm going to experience a lightning fast power drain if you keep surprising me like that."

"You mean like this?" Rel grabbed his member and worked the foreskin over the sensitive glans a couple more times much to his mate's murmuring whimpers. "Ahhh...ohkay...ohkay that's enough teasing." Vex pulled back his hand, then he too groaned as the pressure around his cock vanished. Here they sat, two aroused males with dripping cocks, panting for a moment they both desperately wanted yet had no courage to make the first step.

"You sure about this? Given that we're still on resort grounds?"

"Surer than I've been the last five times you asked that. Now please, fuck me."

"Alright...but if someone sees us, you deal with the explanations."

Rel agreed with a dip of his head. At this moment, Vex grew a bit apprehensive about doing it out in the open, on a freaking sled out of all things, but that's why Rel was there to encourage his dearest mate in all the right ways. He wrapped his hands gently around his cock, gently guiding it between his buttocks, anus clenching repeatedly with the desire to receive something long, warm, and hard inside it.

"Ready?" Vex whispered in his mate's ear as he slouched over the sled, one hand kept on Rel's back for support.

Rel gave a sharp nod, then Vex moaned out loud as his cock slid inside the fleshy passage of the obstagoon with a decisive thrust.

"Ooohhhh..." his eyes rolled over in the back of his head.

"Feels good...I know..."Rel murmured. "Thrust like you mean it, my dear mate. Push yourself deep. Claim every inch of me."

"Nghhh," Further and further Vex slouched, until his face brushed against that of his mate. "it's...so nice, so cold out here, but inside...so warm, so nice." He whimpered, only remembering to continue his job when Rel's tongue affectionately slid over his chin. He sunk halfway through the mine shaft in one long motion, trembling with elation.

"Too tight...you're squeezing me so tight. I'm going to burst...darn it the dam's going to burst."

Rel stroked his partner's beautiful head with whatever hand he had available. "Not yet. Look at me."

His face was flushed, and his eyes unfocused. A gentle slap summoned his attention. "You're strong enough to last a few more thrusts. Damn it, Vex, you're my mate. Act like the badass you truly are!"

"I love you..."

"I love you more," Rel said confidently. And with that, Vex pressed his lips hard onto his, sharing one of the wildest kisses of his life. Rel hungered for love. He only broke the kiss to groan his overwhelming desire to spill his own essence.

"Thrust deep. Thrust hard. Take me like a man!" he encouraged his mate as he settled himself in what resembled a planking position over the sleigh to make things easier for Vex and far more pleasurable for himself.

Vex grabbed his mate by his thighs, and rose just enough stand above him. Then, he thrust in, deep and savagely, forcing another primal grunt out of Rel as he buried himself in the obstagoon's hungry rear all the way to his balls. Vex gasped with delight. He wasn't happy just to watch his mate huff and grunt under the throbs of his ploughing cock. He touched, and felt his mate's muscles tense up as they bulged with the great effort of withholding his own semen.

"Like this?" He smiled as he picked up his pace by a little. "That's what you want? To have your softness flipped and turned like a pancake?" His thrusts picked up in the same manner as his huffing breath. "I'll give it to you, Rel...I'll give you all I have."

"I'm close. Grrhh....so deliciously close...because you're doing such an awesome job. Keep...don't just stare, keep at it!"

"Cum, then," Vex slapped Rel's butt. "You can cum if you really want to. Don't hold back on my account, cause...I'm just about to..."

The next time he slapped, Rel loosened with a feral cry. He pushed his cock perpendicularly against the sled's rear and unleashed all he had in his churning prostate, pumping wave after wave of manly essence over the cold powdery snow. Vex groped his arms, his abs, his ass...he gripped everything, huffing like an enraged boar. It was incredibly hot to see his own mate's muscles become as hard as his cock during his unruly climax. His muscles became tempered steel, remaining like that until every drop of milky essence was evacuated from his heaving cock.

For Vex, the sharp squeezes around his member was heaven. Overwhelming heat squeezed from all the sides at once. The pleasure speared him in a sudden, savage surge. Vex couldn't even breathe. He gritted his teeth and groaned out loud, pushing himself through that quaking passage on and on and on. Rel's muscles stretched in his wake, but not nearly enough to give him reprieve from the oppressive heat prodding at his overly full prostate.

Vex steeled himself for what was to come. He had to follow his mate's advice. Had to last. Needed to show him what a strong male he was before cumming like a mewling cub.

Unlike Rel, who sprawled over the sled with no room to spare, Vex had to make due by placing a dominant foot on Rel's back, toes pressing against him harder with each thrust. He towered above Rel, as any male should, and started fucking him with true, raw abandonment.

"Fhhhhhaaaaaahhh!" Rel's throat burst into savage screams. Tides of liquid heat flowed out of his cock like the water pipe just broke. Vex tensed from every fiber of his muscles. The sheer pressure became too much. The heat, overwhelming. He pumped in and out of Rel, forcing his generous precum to smother the tender walls before he announced his own imminent release.

With a sharp scream, Vex's footing gave in while at the height of passion, sending him crashing over his mate's back. Even as he came, Vex pounded Rel. His heavy spurts pierced deeply into his ass, but he kept ploughing him as deep as he could for good measure. The thrill to satisfy his partner was strong, but so was his desire to leave his essence as deep inside as he could. He didn't stop until Rel yowled out with feral delight. He came into him again and again, milking himself until every drop of seed left his tensing balls to gush across Rel's suckling package, and straight into the place that produced his own cum.

Vex knew he flooded his dearest with all he had when strength completely fled his body. After a short afterglow, he flopped down onto Rel's back to pant just like that satisfied goon.

"I've seen how your ass clenched, how your balls pumped, and how your cock throbbed. Must've been one hell of a ride."

"Gave the snow everything I had too," Rel licked his dry lips. "You've done way better than I could dream of."

"Yeah..."

Rel smacked his lips again. "So, seeing as we're both spectacularly filthy, how does a bath sound?"

"In which type of pool?" Vex shocked Rel by even entertaining this topic, bolstering the obstagoon's courage to try and press for something as new and exciting as what they just experienced.

"Whichever fits your current mood."

***The End***

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