The Tiger and the Unicorn
There was a tiger that bread horses for a living, He had many a fine stallions that produced fine fouls that went on to racing or farm work. Many farmers became quite jealous of him and wanted to know how he got them to produce such offspring.
One day the tiger was surprised to find a unicorn walking into yard. Unicorns where quite rare and to come across one was usually a good omen.
He was quite the looker too. His coat was shiny and white, his hair was long and silvery and his horn was a long pearl white.
"Ah...hello" said the tiger "can I help you?"
"Yes" said the unicorn "I've heard much about this place and I've been wondering how you bread horses'."
"Well surely you know about the birds and the bees" grinned he tiger.
"Of course" said the unicorn "my kind control them"
The tiger looked at him quizzically. "No I meant as a euphemism".
"Oh you mean mating! Apologies" said the unicorn "yes of course, but you must get them prepped in a certain way or something"
"Are you a farmer?" asked the tiger suspiciously
The unicorn looked insulted.
"I am a unicorn sir!" he said grandly "we don't farm and we don't reveal anyone's secrets either, if that is what you were implying!"
"Forgive me," said the tiger "But I have to be careful. Here! Let me show you around."
The tiger brought the unicorn into the stable where seven or eight horses were grazing in their stalls. They walked over to a black stallion.
"Wait here while I go and get changed" said the tiger.
The unicorn looked around at the stables and the other horses. They all seemed well looked cared for and tidy.
Just then the tiger returned and the unicorn was surprised at what he saw.
There stood the tiger wearing a black leather vest and assless chaps, displaying his crotch, which the unicorn noticed was stiffening as he took him in.
"What the...!" exclaimed the unicorn.
"I dress like this to get them in the mood" said the tiger " you'd be surprised at how much they like it!"
The tiger then walked into the stall of the black stallion and began stroking his mane and back.
The unicorn watched with interest. The tiger then took a stool from the corner and placed it under the horse. He then sat down facing the horses under carriage and began fondling him.
The horse made gruff, neighing sounds as he felt the tiger's hands touch his sheath. Slowly the horse's cock fell out of its sheath and the tiger began to slowly caress and fondle it.
The unicorn slowly felt aroused as he watched the tiger give the stallion a nice slow hand job. The horse naid and murred slightly as the tiger continued and soon his cock head flared up!
"Oh yeah that's a good sign" said the tiger and he suddenly began to lick and slurp the horse's cock.
The horse moaned and naid even more. The unicorn was pitched so hard he began rubbing his pant leg vigorously.
The tiger continued to suck and slurp the huge long horse cock till it began stamping its hooves. The tiger pulled off and grabbed a nearby bottle.
"He's about ready to blow!" said the tiger "You might want to stand back!"
The tiger gave a few more deep sucks then pulled off and began to toss the stallion off. All of a sudden the stallion gave a long satisfying nay as it spurted copious amounts of cum from its cock. The tiger managed to fill the bottle in seconds; he capped it and then began to clean up the remaining cum off the floor. He walked round to the horses' head and gave him a pat on the head then placed a sugar cube on his cock head. The horse lapped it up and began sucking the tiger off.
"Oh fuck! Oh shit! Oh blacky! Yes boy! Yes! You sure know how to give daddy a thank you huh! Oh fuck! I'm cumming blacky! I'm cumming! I'm' cumming! I'm...I'm...I'm...oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Good boy blacky!"
The tiger pulled out of the horse's mouth and rejoined the unicorn. He noticed that the unicorn's pant leg was throbbing and leaking pre round his knee.
"You liked that too huh?"
"Holy fuck!" said the unicorn "that's how you get their milk!"
"Yeah" replied the tiger
"Can you do that to me too! Please I really...really need to blow my load!"
The tiger smirked and agreed and the unicorn pulled down his pants to reveal a whopper of a unicorn cock!
"I reckon I can handle this" smiled the tiger.
Slowly he began to give the unicorn a hand job. The unicorn moaned loudly as the tiger's expert fingers and palm worked his unicorn meat.
"Oh fuck! Shit that feels so good! Keep going! Don't stop! Use both hands! Ah yeah just like that! Oh fuck your ssssoooooo ggggggoooooooooddddd! Oh fuck! I think I'm gonna...gonna CCCCCCCCUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHMMMMMM!"
The unicorn spurt his load, as he did the tiger secretly grabbed a bottle and filled it with the fresh cum now spurting from unicorn's cock.
"Oh! Oh! Fuck! You're good! I've never had a hand job like that before!"
Fully satisfied he cleaned himself up and left. The next day the farmer decided to sell the unicorn jizz at the market.
Months later the tiger was surprised to find a group of farmers standing at his door all wanting to tell him how wonderful the unicorn jizz he sold them was and if he could sell them anymore.
"I've bread three grand national winners!" said one
"I've got plough horses that will do a field in 30mins!" said another
"Have you got any more of that specimen you sold us?"
"Yes we want more!"
"Sorry" said the tiger "But if I can get anymore I'll sale you some"
Disgruntled the other farmers left with promises from the tiger that he'd get some more before the week was out. Fortunately for him the unicorn returned a few days later. However the tiger had become rather greedy and caught and chained up the unicorn in one of the stalls.
Every morning he'd give the unicorn a hand job. Instead of it being nice and slick gentle the tiger would tug hard and fast. He'd tug so hard that the unicorn would tear up from the pain. As he collected the unicorn's jizz he would say to him.
"Ah yeah! Your gonna make me so rich with your fucking wonder jizz!"
Afterwards the tiger would make the unicorn suck him off. He'd thrust his cock hard and fast, pulling on his horn making him gag.
When it came to the climax the unicorn was made to choke down on the tiger's cum.
As time went on the unicorns gleaming coat and shiny hair became dull and matted. He more resembled a hooker than a magical mystical stallion.
The tiger went and sold the new batch to his fellow farmers and he did indeed find himself very wealthy, until a few months later.
One morning the tiger had just come out of the stable with another batch of unicorn jizz when some of the farmers came up to him in an outrage.
"We want our money back ya thief!" they roared
"What are you talking about?" asked the tiger.
"That batch of semen you sold us had no effect on any of our new breeds!" said one.
Puzzled and annoyed the tiger returned their money and he went to see the unicorn.
"How come your jizz didn't work on their new fouls?" he asked.
The unicorn looked up at the tiger. His coat tatty and matted and his hair greasy and tangled.
"Well you see all unicorns are free roamers. When we offer our seed it contains miraculous effects to whoever is born from it. But if a unicorn is kept captive and is forced to give his seed it looses all value".
The tiger soon realised what he had done. He unchained the unicorn and took him back into his house. There he helped give him a bath and wash his hair and within a few days his coat was shiny and white, his hair was long and silvery and his horn was a long pearl white again.
The unicorn then thanked the tiger and to show his appreciation the tiger had the most wild and lustful night of sex he had ever had.
The next morning the tiger woke among a mass of used condoms, wet lubed dildos, but the unicorn had left.
Happy and free.