John Nasty Visits the Petting Zoo

Story by ArmadilloZero on SoFurry

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#35 of Petting Zoo (universe)

Here is the diverging path of what happened to Fang after he got got into a fight with Taco Supreme. I collaborated with :FuzzyTubeThing: on this one. Jihn belongs to them. The story kind of fizzled half way through when we both lost interest on working on it. I hope everyone enjoys this weird character and can understand him without reading a character sheet spoiling what's actually going on with him.

As always, comment and vote. I love getting hard criticism that helps me improve.


It is a quiet evening on the African savannah. Jihnashte the Spotted Hyena watches the watering hole for prospects of dinner or a good fuck. 'Maybe both?' he thinks to himself. Jihn knows he is different from his family. The black fur with silver spots is a dead give away. His mom loved him all the same, but as with Hyena customs, she still chased him off when he finally came of age just like with other male clan mates.

Jihn's black fur isn't the only thing unique about him. The skin under his fur is a deep purple. That includes his mouth, tongue, anus, sheath, and hefty balls. Jihn looks down between his hind legs at his genitals and smirks. They were obviously bigger than any other hyena he knows, save for only a couple of the most dominant females of other surrounding clans. He suspected the other males in his clan were jealous of him, though his size often made other clan's males mistake him for a female during the mating season. At first they were surprised but it was fairly easy to convince the horny males he could relieve their urges just as well. Maybe even better.

Movement catches Jihn's bright green eyes and he watches a small gazelle limp towards the watering hole. It is alone and Jihn revels in how lucky he could be as a big toothy grin spreads across his lips. He quietly creeps his way towards his easy dinner, but the distinct sound of a large bubble plops from the middle of the water, snapping both he and his meals' gaze towards it. Jihn tilts his head to the side, ears perked up while thinking, 'Was that a crocodile fart?' More bubbles gurgle to the surface and both the gazelle and Jihn watch them with curiosity. A light flashes and the water erupts like a geyser!

Out of the water spout arcs a blue creature with black stripes. It lands unceremoniously with a thud on the gazelle, knocking it down to the ground and squeezing a startled loud bleat from its lungs. The creature looks down at the little shivering gazelle and bathes it in his tired heaving breaths.

As Jihn stares in disbelief at the creature, a dim image of something whispers out from the deepest recesses of his mind and compels him to speak. "Tiger.." he says to himself under his breath. The image of a tiger matches pretty well except the blue fur and large saber teeth. Jihn wonders how he knows what a tiger is if he's never seen one before. The blue saber tooth tiger is out of breath as he yells at the gazelle, "Who are you? Have you seen any possums come through here? Who is the current president of America in this dimension?" The feral gazelle lets out a meek bleat as the tiger stands over it and yells questions. Jihn Listens to the tiger and what sounds at first like gibberish, repeats softly in his mind until clear words replace it. Jihn suddenly understands the strange words despite none of his former clan speaking in anything other than regular barks, whoops, and hyena laughs.

The black hyena is intrigued by the tiger and stands up to interject, "You're standing on my dinner, if you're finished questioning it." The tiger turns its head and it's glowing blue eyes flash brightly. "Who the fuck are you?", the tiger asks. With a friendly tone and intrigued grin, Jihn answers, "My name is Jihnashte. What should I call the...Tiger...who's currently crushing my next meal? The tiger says, "Okay, John Nasty. I'm Fang and this here, is my dinner." Fang steps a large paw on the frightened gazelle's neck pinning it to the ground.

Jihn looks between the rude Tiger and the dinner. Trying the diplomatic approach, Jihn says, "There is enough for both of us. I'm willing to share it with you, if you explain how you were living at the bottom of the watering hole?" Fang sneers as he replies, "These eyes see more than most and I can tell you're just as foreign to this world as I am! There's no telling what your saliva might do to my dinner."

Jihn considers conceding his meal to the tiger for more information about what he knows, but his body is hungry. Fang grabs the weak gazelle's neck in his mouth and starts walking off with it. "HEY!" Jihn yells out, running towards the tiger and blocking his path with a threatening tooth-baring snarl. Fang turns as Jihn begins to circle him. Dropping the gazelle with a sigh, Fang smugly says, "I was planning on having a nice dinner before I leave, but this just turned into take home dinner." The tiger's muzzle wrinkles into a dismissive sneer turning towards the watering hole as it starts bubbling.

Having seen what happened the first time, Jihn does the only thing he can think of and lunges at the back end of the big cat, clamping down on the base of the tigers tail with his bone-crushing jaw strength. Fang looks back in annoyance, growling, "That's so childish. Fuck off!" Fang gives his body a firm shake to try and dislodge the hyena while saying, "Whether you're attached to me or not, I'm still leaving." Deciding he couldn't take a hitch hiker home with him again, Fang thinks of another destination to ditch the annoying black hyena.

With an evil smile, Fang picks up the gazelle in his mouth. The large tiger drags the hyena into the water with little effort. Jihn takes a deep breath as they go under the water. The murky watering hole clears up the deeper they go and Jihn is dazzled by the lights and sounds. The tiger uses his claws against the cave's walls to drag them through.

Too frightened to let go, Jihn endures the barrage of kicks to the face from Fang as he's dragged through the passage. The gazelle isn't prepared for the journey. It kicks and writhes as it drowns. Fang reaches the end of the guided lights and works his way up into an exit pool.

At the Petting Zoo on the bad side of town, it is a peaceful afternoon. The families pet the employees and take pictures. Howard the Lynx is relaxing by the pond. He lays in the lap of a female human petting zoo guest and she pets his back. Howard says, "My ex-wife was allergic to cats." The woman says, "You poor thing!" Howard continues, "She never mentioned it to me until the day of my accident. I signed the Non-Feral Animal emergency contingency plan on a whim, before I even met her!" Howard rolls onto his back on the woman's lap and she slowly brushes her hand through the thick fur on his chest.

Howard says, "When she got the phone call explaining what happened, she came to pick up her brand new lynx husband with the car loaded with all my stuff!" The woman says, "How could she be so heartless?" Howard says, "She took me straight from the hospital to the humane society. She unloaded all the boxes of my stuff on the sidewalk right outside. I was begging her that we could work it out, but she didn't want to hear it. I couldn't exactly stop her since I'm just an oversized housecat." Howard is in heaven as the woman massages his body in pity.

The mood is completely ruined when a blue tiger carrying a dead gazelle in it's mouth begins to noisily bubble up out of the pond. The woman gapes and recognition hits Howard. He's seen that tiger somewhere before, though the confused black hyena flopping around in the water attached to it, is unfamiliar to say the least.

A deafening silence racks Jihn's brain as the portal closes. A feeling as if a part of his mind has been severed violently causes his jaws to release with a sharp yelp. Fang uses the distraction to get away. He quickly drags the gazelle away as kids scream in horror.

Jihn's mind is uncomfortably quiet as he comes to realize the comforting and reassuring presence has grown numb. Any attempts to focus and hear what it says to him about this new place, end in nothing but confusion. Standing in the shallow water, Jihn quickly hops out when he sees the forms of two familiar creatures swimming towards him. A crocodile and alligator look up at him as Jihn backs away. The alligator named Roy says, "Keep out of the pond please. For insurance purposes, you can't be splashing around in it."

The hairs on the back of Jihn's neck begin to perk as his previous and rather unpleasant experience with a crocodile from his home are forced from memory. Jihn makes sure to keep a prudent distance from the edge of the water and a close eye on the large reptiles. Roy cocks an eyebrow watching Jihn seem to panic to get away from him. Speaking bluntly, with a hint of offense, Roy asks, "You have a problem with reptiles or something?" "Uhh.. no! No!", Jihn replies, "S..sorry! It's just the uh...the crocodiles back home weren't much for conversation...or leaving you in one piece." Jihn apologizes, "I didn't mean to trespass in your territory, sir." Alex the crocodile flashes Jihn an annoyed glance hearing him mistake Roy for a crocodile. Looking over the hyena for a few seconds, Roy decided it isn't worth it today and sinks back into the water.

Small bubbles bubble up from around Alex's nose as he has a small chuckle at Roy's expense. "Well, no harm done." The croc and gator both sink back into the bottom of the pond before Jihn has a chance to ask any questions. The hyena gives his body a shake to try to get the water out of his fur.

A moon bear suddenly approaches Jihn from behind and says, "Hi, I'm Troy the moon bear!" Troy points a paw at the white V shape on his chest to emphasize his species. Jihn looks over the form of the new creature, the bear's mark catching his attention and he admires it's understated charm against Troy's black fur. "Oh! Uh, hi!", Jihn replies, "Moon bear? I always wondered what was up there! What's it like on The Moon?" Troy laughs off the sincere question as being silly. "It's all made of cheese of course!" The bear responds and compliments, "I love your fur dye job! Black and silver are very pretty, but why did you get your balls painted purple?" Jihn raises his back leg to look at his large hairless dark purple balls. Jihn says, "Oh, I was born this way..." Troy stares hungrily and then changes the subject.

"Why did you jump in the pond?", Troy asks, "There are crocogators in there." Jihn senses no hostility in the bear so he tells the truth and replies, "I was chasing a blue tiger. He stole my dinner! " Troy gasps and says, "You know that tiger?" Jihn answers, "Not really, I just met him." Troy thinks for a moment, "I wonder if that deer is going to be okay? It didn't look like anyone that works here."

Jihn's belly makes a loud gurgling noise as he thinks about losing his dinner. Troy's ears perk up as he recognizes the sound and says with a smile, "Let's go get a snack." Jihn looks around at the strange well kept landscape and asks, "You'll take me hunting with you?" Troy laughs, "You're weird. Come on!" Jihn hasn't known any other species that could talk or is even comfortable around complete strangers. It fills Jihn with joy that he has made a friend.

Looking around the Petting Zoo, Jihn is surprised by all the different animals around. He tries to hear the quiet whispers in his mind out of instinct, but the guiding voice is unnervingly silent. Jihn sees several of the tall two legged animals in brightly colored coverings. Everywhere they go, the creatures are touching all the other animals. He wonders where exactly that damn tiger has dragged him to, as Troy leads him to the snack bar.

"Hello Joel. Got any popcorn?", Troy asks the human standing behind the counter. Joel smiles and fills up a large bucket with the freshly popped kernels. "Load it up with that butter sauce!", Troy says, licking his lips a little bit. Joel pumps a handle several times over the bucket soaking the fluffy white puffs with the glistening golden oil. He walks out the door and places it on a low table to the side of the building. Troy says, "Thank you!" Joel nods and walks back inside as Troy takes a huge bite. The rich buttery scent swirls around in Jihn's nose as he sniffs at the delicious-smelling bucket and his gut tells him it is safe to eat.

Licking a small bunch of kernels into his mouth, Jihn is in heaven at the taste he has never experienced before. The hyena hungrily plunges his muzzle into the bucket, raising his head to chew the butter-soaked yet still somehow crunchy bits. Between mouthfuls he exclaims, "This tastes amazing! " Troy smiles happily then leans in to slowly lick the buttery side of Jihn's muzzle. The bear licks his own lips, chuckling, "The only problem is that it makes such a mess." Jihn swallows his last mouthful and perks his ears as Troy licks him again. The hyena's cheeks feeling suddenly warmer as he locks eyes with the moon bear. Jihn feels a different kind of hunger inside him and playfully licks back.

The two giggle and lick the butter off each other for a moment, a lewd impulse rises up in the black hyena's body. Jihn grins toothily and turns around, flagging his tail into the air to flash his purple anus at the bear and says, " I think you missed some butter." Troy's eyes widen with interest as the hyena bluntly presents himself. Looking around the area nervously, Troy replies, "We can't do that out here!" Jihn asks, "Why not?" Troy reaches a paw out to push Jihn's tail back down and explains, "Because people will see us." Jihn tilts his head, "I always used to play with my clan mates like this. Did you not want to?" Troy says, "We got to go somewhere else." Jihn isn't quite sure what the moonbear has in mind, but figures he knows about life here better than the hyena does and follows him to a quieter place.

In the dirty L shaped alley behind the maintenance building, Jihn looks at the tall brick walls and open sky above them. Jihn smells the distinct scent of dried jizz on the ground and asks in an excited tone, "Is this your breeding grounds?" Troy's muzzle curls into a grin and he states, "Yeah." Walking past the bear to look around a bit more, the corners of Jihn's lips pull into a closed smile at the confirmation, commenting, "This is a pretty nice spot." Troy takes the opportunity to walk right up behind the hyena and nuzzles his nose against Jihn's massive purple balls. He runs his long warm tongue across them slowly. Jihn's ears perk up and he glances back with a guilty smile, his back legs spreading as he enjoys the feeling.

The tongue slathers up and down the smooth balls and Troy inhales the hyena's natural musk. Troy says between slurps, "I half expected them to be grape flavored." Jihn chuckles softly, even though he doesn't know what a grape is, and raises a leg while the bear keeps licking the large swelling sheath. Jihn gives a shiver of pleasure. The bear really knows what he is doing!

Jihn pulls away and turns towards the bear to take his turn at exploring the ursine body, but notices Troy getting nervous. The hyena presses his nose under Troy's body and between his legs to feel something hard around the bear's sheath. Jihn sniffs at it asking, "What's that?" Troy smiles sheepishly and says, "I, uhhh, got into trouble doing stuff like this before." Troy sits up on his haunches and Jihn stares at the chastity device wrapped around Troy's balls with a pair of bars running on either side of the sheath poking into it. Jihn leans down to lick at it, tasting the bear's stunted arousal and asking, "Do all of your kind wear those?" Troy states with a sense of impish pride, "No, just the naughty ones."

Jihn smirks and remembers a hyena queen he once knew that would probably love to make the males of her clan wear those so they couldn't get any release without her approval. Leaning back down, the hyena takes one of the bars of the contraption between his teeth and carefully but firmly bites down in an attempt to break the needy bear free. His efforts however, only elicit a grunt from the bear along with even more strain of the sensitive flesh against the unyielding material. Deciding to help as best he can, Jihn awkwardly takes the whole device into his muzzle, slathering Troy's sheath and balls with a special cocktail of aphrodisiacs and pheromones unconsciously contained in his warm saliva. Troy's trapped cock begins to tingle unusually as the biological agents soak into the hot coated flesh of his groin, throbbing almost painfully in anticipation against the confines of the cage.

With his mind floating from the various compounds enhancing his arousal, Troy's attention drifts back to the hyena's purple sheath and with wide hungry eyes, he reaches his head over to lick at the black hyena's now erect 11" purple cock. The bear can't get enough of the feeling of the taut throbbing flesh against his tongue and he hungrily takes it into his muzzle to suckle on it, eliciting a moan and a thrust from the excited hyena with a large spurt of musky precum as a reward. Troy savors the taste as the warm fluid splashes over his tongue and fills his muzzle, soaking in even more of Jihn's adaptive pheromones. Gulping down his reward, Troy slides his muzzle off of the fleshy rod with a 'schlorp' and pulls himself away, moving in front of the hyena before looking back over his shoulder. With heavy panting, the bear begs, "I need you inside me!"

Jihn's ears perk up hearing the bear's words. His ego is inflated as Troy raises his haunches into the air and presents his butt. Jihn licks his drooling lips as he shifts his position up against the bear's rear to work his tongue around the eagerly presented tailhole. Enjoying the sound of Troy's needy moans of pleasure, his strong purple muscle slathers the hot musky ring of flesh. Deciding with a final lick up the length of Troy's stubby raised tail that enough of his special brand of lube has been applied and with a playful nip to the wet furry rump, he climbs up onto the bear's back.

Troy smiles wide and his cheeks burn as he feels the smaller male climb up onto his backside. He spreads his legs a little bit wider to help stabilize things. Though Troy is definitely larger than the hyena, he's still on the smaller side of other bear species and he wonders if Jihn can get the angle he needs, but as the hyena slides his eager long purple cock around the bear's butt feeling for his target, the bear's concerns are sharply dismissed. Troy's head dips low and he lets out a groan as Jihn finally hits the bullseye.

With a long satisfied exhale into the fur on Troy's back, Jihn carefully slides his length into the tight hot ring of the bear. Troy's paw scrapes the ground impatiently as the hyaenid cock spreads him open, with Jihn only halfway in before he starts to pull back. Troy's tailhole burns with anticipation as he feels the hyena's grip suddenly tighten around his body, letting out a loud gasping moan as all 11 inches of Jihn's cock suddenly plunge deep into him. The bear's head lowers and his mind swims with pleasure, his body shuddering as the hyena on his back starts eagerly and powerfully pumping into him.

The alley is filled with both beast's grunts and moans of bliss, becoming more frequent as Jihn's pace steadily increases. The hyena's heavy balls slap against Troy's rear with a soft and wet padder as they rut. The bear's body burns with passion as the biological agents excreted from Jihn's copious precum get rapidly absorbed. Jihn pants in pleasure as he plows with long forceful thrusts into Troy's ass, the bear squirming and writhing under him.

Feeling himself inching closer to his climax, the hyena spreads his hind legs a bit wider and adjusts the angle of his thrusts, quickly bringing the bear to let out a loud gasp of pleasure. With a guilty grin, Jihn confirms the special spot he learned from helping out other males back home works on bears too.

It doesn't take much more for Jihn to reach his peak, a few extra hard thrusts finally bringing the waves of his climax to flood his body. As his cock head inflates, his large balls do their job and dozens of large forceful squirts of hot gooey semen splatter into the bear's butt. Troy groans deeply as he feels the pressure of copious amounts of hyena cum flooding his insides. His tailhole quivers around the throbbing flesh while his caged cock and sheath drip desperately with precum. Jihn pants into the fur of Troy's back and unloads the rest of his seed.

After riding out the orgasm, Jihn slowly pulls his spent cock out with a lewd 'schloorp' and a dollop of his milky jizz splattering to the ground. Troy feels embarrassed at the large load leaking out of his used ass and looks back over his shoulder, panting slowly, "H...has it been a long while for you?" Jihn falls back onto his haunches in his post-orgasm haze and sits there looking at the gaping cum-splattered hole with a satisfied grin, replying, "Longer than I'd prefer but... not particularly."

Their post-coitus moment is cut short as a door in the alley swings open, a large polar bear carrying a power drill in his mouth, meets their surprised gazes with his own. Jihn's hackles raise at the sight of the much larger predator. The hyena stands alert with his still mostly erect cock swinging around. He examines the numerous claw scars across the ursine's head, chest, and front legs. the black skin beneath the white fur making them obvious.

Jihn takes a few cautious steps back towards Troy as the massive creature looks down at them. He starts preparing himself to defend them both. Troy grins sheepishly at being discovered and nudges Jihn, taking a few shaky steps towards the bigger bear and greeting him. "Hi Philthy..." With an indignant expression, Philthy's senses roam over the scene before him, keenly observing the details of Troy's leaking anus, the large wet spot on the ground, the strange black creature alone with him, and the thick smell of cum in the air.

Looking over the black hyena with a piercing glare, the big white bear drops the power drill with a clatter and turns towards the smaller bear yelling, "God dammit Troy! Have a little restraint! Why would you let that little sparkle dog fuck you in the ass!?" Troy shrinks back at the angry questioning, quietly responding, "Because he's cute?" Philthy scoffs, "I don't give a shit! If you want to fuck, you should be the one doing the fucking!" Jihn watches as the large aggressive bear angrily berates Troy and can't help feeling somehow attracted despite the awkward display. Perhaps it is the same instincts that made hyena males attracted to aggressive females.

Troy sits up on his haunches and pokes at the wet mess that's his caged cock while protesting, "But I can't as long as I'm locked up..." Philthy slams the door behind him with his hind leg as he sighs loudly. Waving his head condescendingly, he barks, "Then go to the locker room, get it taken off, ditch work, and go fuck him behind the coffee shop dumpster down the street!" Troy breaks eye contact with the polar bear, looking off to the side embarrassed as he twiddles the claws of his front paws nervously,"Oh, I didn't think of that..." Philthy grumbles, "You never fuckin' think do you?"

Philthy turns his spiteful gaze to Jihn, growling in a patronizing tone, "Why the fuck you still waving that purple dick around? Once wasn't enough?" Jihn recoils slightly at the forceful questioning by Philthy. The hyena looks between his own legs to surprisingly see his cock standing at full attention again.

Lumbering aggressively towards Jihn, Philthy stops to bark orders as he towers over the hyena, "Sparkle slut! Face down, ass up! That's the way I like to fuck." Jihn looks over the demanding bear with a trained eye. While the bear is pissed, the scene he stumbled upon is obviously making him horny too. Deciding to play along, the hyena spins around and flags his tail into the air, looking back over his shoulder as he exposes his already wet purple pucker. Grinning, Jihn quips , "What's the matter, you mad I got to plow Troy's ass before you did?"

Obviously provoked by Jihn's comments and attitude, Philthy stares at the black hyena's exposed anus and grumbles, "You really are a whore. You don't even have the decency to run off when I threaten to rape you!" Philthy annoyedly lumbers up to the hyena's glistening ring, his deep growling voice vibrating through Jihn's body, "Fuckin' desperate tourists coming here for an easy fuck." The hyena lowers his head some and pushes his ass towards the bear, playfully responding, "Says the bear about to fuck someone he just met 5 minutes ago!" Philthy grumbles again and grabs Jihn between his massive paws, sitting up on his hind legs and roughly jerking the hyena's body towards him until his ass grinds against the bear's crotch.

Sitting on his haunches, Troy paws uncomfortably at his locked up sheath as he watches his mentor abuse his new friend. Philthy impatiently rubs his sheath against Jihn's butt to work up his erection, the hyena delighting in the feeling of the horny bear's growing dick hotdogging him. The big grumpy polar bear starts to shake his head slightly, feeling lightheaded and unusually horny from the large dose of Jihn's special pheromones floating around the alley.

Philthy's cock quickly grows fully erect. The bear breaks his gaze from Jihn's ass to look Troy in the eyes and instructs, "This is how we treat slutty dogs!" With no warning, Philthy rams his 8 inches of polar bear cock up into Jihn, stretching open the slick purple ring violently. The hyena lets out a groaning grunt of surprise. His purple cock flops around in the air, spraying a jet of precum onto the ground as the large powerful bear's paws pull around his much smaller hyena body.

Jihn's ass quickly adjusts to the feeling of the bear sodomizing him. The initial discomfort quickly turns to pleasure as his natural lubricants do their job and his body relaxes. Philthy looks down at Jihn with a domineering and toothy grin, feeling satisfaction in his sexual domination over the hyena.

As Jihn acclimates to the rhythm of Philthy's thrusts, his passage starts to squeeze and suck at the bears cock, milking the throbbing organ. Philthy grunts in surprise as the hyena's hungry anus grips and massages him. The combination of pheremones and sudden intense stimulation causes the bear to quickly lose control of himself. With an awkward desperate spasm of his hips, Philthy uncontrollably sprays his load into the black hyena's ass, groaning in an embarrassed and confused tone.

Seemingly as surprised as the big bear, Jihn looks back at Philthy as he grinds his still-filled ass against the bear's groin quipping, "Was that it? No wonder Troy didn't think of trying this!" Troy giggles at both the hyena's words and the very short session. Jihn flexes his tailhole teasingly on the bear's spent cock a few times, eliciting growls as the ursine's orgasm clears from his head. Philthy frustratedly pulls his cock free without a drop of cum hitting the ground and the polar bear angrily orders Troy, "Go get Tyler for me damnit, then go wash your ass! If this slut wants a challenge, he's gonna get a fucking challenge!" Troy quickly snaps out of his amusement to attention and nods obediently. Dragging his jizz-covered butt on the ground to wipe some of the excess seed away, he hurries out of the alley.

Philthy lumbers grumpily over to some wooden crates and hooks a claw on to the top ring of a small cigarette dispenser laying on them. The cigarettes splay out and the bear grabs one in his muzzle. Jihn watches curiously as the polar bear carefully pulls the trigger on a large barbeque lighter. Philthy sucks on the cigarette while holding it over the flame and exhales a puff of smoke.

Jihn wrinkles his nose as the smell of the burning matter wafts over to him, wondering why anyone would willingly inhale something like that. Taking another drag, Philthy looks over to the hyena asking, "You think it's funny to fuck that kid? He's too young to know any better." Jihn plops down on his haunches, tilting his head as he responds, "Is he your son? He doesn't look or act like a cub to me." Blowing out a big puff of smoke, Philthy explains, "He's not exactly a cub, but he is like a son to me. He went through a lot back when he was a human..." The word human clicks in Jihn's mind and he realises that must be what those tall two legged animals are called.

With concerned interest, Jihn asks, "He was a human? How did he become a moon bear?" Philthy shoots the hyena an annoyed glance and answers, "The same way everyone around here became animals." Jihn cocks an ear, looking blankly at Philthy as if waiting for him to further explain. Philthy rolls his eyes in disbelief, asking, "Are you fucking kidding me? You're a Non-Feral Animal descendant aren't you?" Jihn shrugs, unfamiliar with the concept of feral or non-feral. "Well, my mom is a hyena. I never met my father." Philthy gives Jihn a sideways glance, raising an eyebrow before shrugging off the weird answer. He huffs, "Of course you would come to a petting zoo looking for some action." The big polar bear's ears twitch and he begins to grin when he hears the familiar trot of Tyler the Tapir echoing into the alley. Philthy taunts Jihn, "Now I'm gonna make you regret coming here."

Tyler says in a sing song voice as he enters the alley, "Heeey Phil!" As he notices the strange black hyena conversing with the bear, Tyler looks him over admiringly and says, "My aren't you a cutie!" Jihn's ears perk up as he looks over to the strange looking and sounding black creature with a grey back. "Oh uh, hi? Thank you?" Tyler smiles and quickly deduces what's been going on, his long tapir snout waving around in the air as the smell of fresh jizz enters his nostrils. Philthy spits out his cigarette and says, "Hey Tyler, this sparkle dog slut wants a challenge, so why don't you make use of that fucking huge cock of yours and wreck his asshole?" Tyler smirks and walks around to look over the hyena, "Smells like you already had a turn. Hmmmm nooormally I wouldn't be interested, but I just can't resist having your cum squish around on my cock." The tapir gives Philthy a flirty wink.

Philthy hides an embarrassed frown at the thought of his cum doing something so gay. The thought of having the bear's sloppy seconds makes Tyler's erection quickly drop out of his sheath. Jihn's maw is left gaping, watching wide-eyed, as it pulses and grows until it hangs down to touch the ground. Jihn's own cock starts to spring to life again as he imagines the 18 inch tapir cock somehow being jammed inside him. Tyler grins proudly and points his snout to his cock, cooing, "Hey sweetie, do me a favor and get me a little warmed up?" Jihn licks his lips hungrily, entranced by the massive cock, and eagerly complies with the tapir's request. Walking over and leaning his head down, he first licks excitedly at the top of the large warm glans before opening his maw wide and wrapping his tongue around the bottom of it, taking the bulbous tip into his mouth to slather with his saliva.

A memory surfaces in Jihn. He often watched zebra herds during mating season and was always curious what one of those massive black cocks would feel like, or how it'd feel to take the huge loads he saw pouring out of the females after sex. In his gut, that fascination and curiosity always lingered. He later had the chance to sneak up and get a closer look at a sleeping zebra's long cock, but his clan shortly discovered where he was and scared it off in a hunting attempt, so he couldn't examine it further.

Tyler's cock is very close to an equine's and almost as thick. The flair on the end is quite a mouthful for Jihn. The tapir works and wiggles around his prehensile cock like he is doing an oral exam. Jihn wrestles with the organ in his muzzle before Tyler playfully pulls it out to slap him across the face with it. Philthy watches with a smirk and exclaims, "Ha! Nice!" Philthy enjoys what he thinks is a humiliating scene, even though Jihn was more than happy to be there. Tyler waves his long snout happily that he is entertaining his secret boyfriend Philthy. Tyler giggles as he looks down at the hyena, "Sorry honey, sometimes that thing just has a mind of its own!"

The long hard tapir cock swings around under Tyler, as Jihn runs his tongue up it. Tyler remarks, "I remember a certain bear once did this on my first day as a tapir." Philthy gets bashful and says, "Don't tell him that." Tyler nods and looks down at the hyena on his cock to say, "By the way, I never did get your name." Jihn pulls off the cock with a slurp and says, "Jihnashte. Jihn for short. Pleased to meet you." Tyler smiles and says, "I'm Tyler the Tapir and my cock doesn't."

With confusion Jihn asks, "Doesn't what?" Tyler waves the long thick tube of flesh under him and says, "It doesn't taper." Philthy exclaims, "That joke is so lame." Tyler says, "I talk too much when I'm horny, and I haven't felt this horny in a long time." Jihn's saliva is working its magic on Tyler just as well as it did for Troy and Philthy.

Tyler says, "I'm ready to take the train to pound town whenever you are, Jihn." Jihn doesn't quite understand the euphemism, but assumes Tyler meant he wanted to cram it up his butt. Philthy lays down on the ground and looks under Tyler in anticipation of the show. Jihn is giddy and his body is craving the massive tapir penis.

Jihn turns around and spreads his hind legs. Tyler happily looks at Jihn's purple tail hole and says, "The hardest part will be getting the head in." Tyler slides onto Jihn's back and starts poking around. Jihn feels the heat of the Tapir's large body against his back. Philthy is very impatient and reaches a paw into the fray to aim the massive 18" cock. Jihn gives a grunt as the large tip pokes into him and leaks precum.

Philthy grins at Jihn's discomfort and orders Tyler, "Slam it in!" Tyler ignores Philthy and slowly works his cock tip around the already used hole. Jihn grunts, pants, and moans as Tyler makes headway. Finally Jihn relaxes enough and Tyler exclaims, "Oh there it goes!" Jihn feels the large tip give way and the length starts to slide around.

With satisfaction, Philthy taunts, "Is that enough cock for your slutty asshole?" Jihn's boner strains with satisfaction of his own as he answers, "No! I can take more!" Tyler starts taking tiny steps forward waiting for the inevitable scream for him to pull out. To Jihn's credit, once the head got in, the cock easily slides into his sloppy anus.

Tyler pauses to ask, "You okay?" Jihn opens his eyes and says, "It's so big!" Tyler feels the cramped wet passage squeeze and milk his cock in an unnatural way. Philthy judges about 12 inches are inside and says, "I bet you're regretting this now!" Jihn shakes his head no and breathlessly answers, "No... just give me a moment to adjust."

Jihn's body is telling him to keep going and he trusts his gut. Tyler flexes his prehensile cock around and it slips in deeper with every movement. Jihn gives submissive little grunts to Philthy's amusement. Tyler pulls his cock back and slowly slides it around.

The pheromones in the air and the sight of Jihn getting the dicking of a lifetime causes Philthy to bone back up. Philthy crawls over to sit in front of the hyena cocksleeve. Jihn sees the polar bear's black cock in the thick white fur and leans forward to lick at it.

With a loving look, Tyler stares into his boyfriend's eyes. Philthy looks away but Tyler draws his gaze again by saying, "I love you Phil." Being tipsy from all the pheromones and aphrodisiacs in his system causes Philthy to reach his head down and kiss Tyler on the mouth. Tyler closes his eyes and walks his hind legs forward to lean into the kiss. The tapir and polar bear pant and playfully suck on each other's tongues.

Jihn feels very full as Tyler accidently finishes stuffing all 18 inches of cock into the hyena under him. Continuing to lick at Philthy's cock, Jihn's tailhole sucks and massages the massive tool inside him. Tyler pulls away from the kiss as he realizes Jihn's rump is pressed firmly against him.

Philthy looks down and says, "God damn. That's a first." Tyler looks down at the moaning hyena under him and starts giving quick thrusts. Tyler has never had the pleasure to fully hilt his cock in someone. He savors the feeling as Jihn presses back against his thrusts. Philthy places a paw on the back of Jihn's head and pets the Hyena in admiration for being able to fully pleasure Tyler.

The tapir's thrusting starts to get harder and faster as Jihn's passage gets sloppier with Philthy's leftover seed and Tyler's precum. Jihn is in a world of his own as he curls his tongue around the cock in his mouth and squeezes his stretched tailhole on the one in his other end.

Tyler says, "I'm not going to last much longer!" Philthy smiles and says, "Cum in him so deep and hard that he gets pregnant." The word pregnant bounces around Jihn's mind for a while as he focuses on licking the cock in front of him. Philthy grunts, "Here comes the second one!"

Pulling his cock out, Philthy starts painting a much larger second load on Jihn's face. Tyler laughs and reaches his tongue down to try to catch a taste. Philthy grunts as his cock spasms with uncontrollable force. More and more jizz rapidly squirts onto Jihn's head as the hyena tries to put the spasming cock back in his mouth.

The struggling causes Tyler to climax and start to fill Jihn with the huge load the tapir has been saving up. The orgasm is a big one as Jihn's special saliva increases the sensitivity and Tyler gasps and grunts in ecstasy. Jihn's black face is streaked with white cum as Philthy looks down with a smug look.

Tyler dabs his tongue on the jizz on Jihn's face and says, "That was a lot. I thought you already took a turn with him." Philthy answers, "I don't know what just happened either. That was intense."

Tyler says, "I'm gonna pull out now. Are you ready?" Several emotions cross Jihn's face as the tapir slowly starts to extricate his cock from the hyena's stretched tailhole.

Philthy pants and says, "I think I'm gonna just close my eyes for a moment." Philthy rolls on his side and quickly passes out. Tyler finally pulls free and doesn't hear the expected sound of his large load splattering on the ground. Tyler backs up enough to look at Jihn's slightly gaping tailhole and exclaims, "Jeez sweetie, maybe you are gonna get pregnant with all that cum trapped in you. My loads aren't small."

Jihn says, "I feel it inside me." Tyler jokes, "I hope Phil's load hit the spot first. I wouldn't mind a bear cub of our own." The word pregnant curiously bounces around Jihn's mind again. Jihn's body gives a rumble and the hyena feels funny.

Tyler looks over the sleeping Philthy and says, "Typical male. Passes out as soon as he got what he wanted." Tyler roots his snout under Philthy's hind leg and gives the sleeping polar bear's cock a goodbye cleaning. Jihn licks the cum from around his mouth and says, "That was great!" Tyler giggles and remarks, "He really got you good. How about we go get cleaned up?"

Leading the hyena out of the alley, Tyler looks around and says, "The coast is clear. Stick close to me and keep your head down." Jihn's body feels like he has eaten a satisfying meal. He happily follows the tapir a few buildings down and they walk into the locker room.

Looking around, Jihn sees the large empty tiled room. Tyler sees the bored human attendant sitting around and says, "Hey Ash!" Ash smiles at Tyler and then frowns at the jizz covered black hyena. Ash asks, "What happened?" Tyler waves his snout and answers, "We had a little accident. Would you mind giving us a little scrub down?"

Ash gives a knowing smile to Tyler and says, "Stand under shower station one. I'll go get the special shampoo and some gloves." Jihn is unsure what is about to happen and just quietly follows. Tyler says, "Ash is a real professional. He doesn't mind cleaning us up after we have a little fun."

The man returns wearing long rubber gloves and holding a shampoo bottle. He adjusts a hand sprayer and looks at Jihn's face to say, "Keep your eyes closed until I'm done." Jihn complies and the warm water runs over his head to wash away the bear cum.

Running his gloved hand through the fur, Ash works in the shampoo. Jihn enjoys the strange tingle and opens his eyes to look at what the man is doing. A sharp sting burns his eyes and he shakes his head with loud yips of pain. Ash sighs, "I told you to keep your eyes closed!" He holds the hyena's head still and blasts the water at Jihn's eyes to flush out the shampoo.

Once Jihn calms down, Ash says, "Sorry about that. Your fur is pretty dirty. I don't mind shampooing your whole body too." Jihn isn't sure about that. Before Jihn can object, more shampoo is dumped on his back and he starts lathering up.

Working his way around the hyena, Ash reaches under Jihn and feels up his large sheath and balls. Tyler giggles as Ash grabs a big handful of purple balls and says, "I've never seen a hyena your color before." Jihn remembers what Philthy kept calling him and replies, "I'm a sparkle dog."

With a smile, Ash reaches back and raises Jihn's tail for a look. Jihn's anus is purple like the rest of Jihn's skin and Ash has trouble telling if it's supposed to look like that. Tyler looks too and brags, "You're no worse for wear after managing to take all 18 inches of my cock." Ash says in shock, "He took all of it!?" Jihn looks back at them with a big smile. Ash shakes his head and says, "You guys are crazy."

Ash gives the tailhole a quick spray and pokes his gloved finger into Jihn's hole. He adds another as he works the soapy finger around the warm hole and then pulls them out for inspection. The fingers are just as clean as when they went in and Ash says, "You must have really came prepared." Jihn's tailhole feels better after Ash sprays it clean.

The stimulation has caused Jihn's cock to fluff up a bit and Ash curls his soapy glove around it. Jihn humps the hand a few times and Ash quickly lets go to say, "I'm just cleaning it off. Cool your jets, hotshot." Ash finishes the bath and gives Jihn a good rinse.

When the human turns to the tapir, Tyler says, "I only need an ABC wash." Jihn asks, "What's that?" Tyler says, "Just the Ass, Balls, and Cock." Ash pokes his soapy gloved finger into Tyler's tailhole and the tapir says, "Oh yeah, keep going." Ash starts pumping his finger and Tyler's cock starts plumping up to fall on the floor. Ash looks between the Tapir cock and Jihn's butt, trying to imagine how all that fit.

Pulling his finger out, Ash sprays Tyler's anus and the tapir dances around in pleasure. Ash reaches lower to massage the ball sack that presses tightly against Tyler's body. Jihn watches Tyler's balls get fondled for a little too long to be considered strictly for washing purposes.

Finally, Ash reaches his other hand down to run along Tyler's penis. Tyler says, "Careful, still feels pretty sensitive after all that." Ash gives it a gentle washing and rinse. Ash holds his elbow up to the base and measures it against his forearm. Ash says, "I never get tired of seeing this beast. I could never imagine having one so huge." Tyler says, "It's just a body part. No need to make a big deal over it." Ash whispers, "I once saw Zachary's zebra cock and it wasn't as big as yours." Jihn makes a mental note to find the zebra to see for himself.

Ash finishes up with a longing stare at the monster cock and asks, "Anything else I can do for you?" Tyler says, "No darling, that's all. Thank you Ash!" Jihn also says, "Thank you." Ash replies, "You're welcome," and walks off.

Tyler looks between the drying jets and the large bathing pool to ask Jihn, "Did you have time for a soak?" Jihn answers, "Is it safe? Last time I was in the water there were crocodiles." Tyler gives a laugh and says, "Look for yourself." The large empty pool of water is very clear as Jihn inspects the bottom. Tyler walks down the ramp and into the warm water. Jihn jumps into the pool with a splash and Tyler giggles again.

Tyler and Jihn sit quietly in the warm pool for a few minutes and just relax. Tyler finally asks, "Where are you from? I've never seen you around here before." Jihn thinks for a moment and can't come up with the name. Going for a vague answer, he says, "I just call it home."

Tyler tries another approach and asks, "Which direction is your home from here?" Jihn remembers Fang swimming through a tunnel under the wateringhole. Somehow Jihn doesn't think Tyler will believe that answer. Jihn lowers his ears in shame at being lost and answers, "I don't know. May I stay here until I figure it out?" Tyler exclaims, "A slumber party? Great idea! I will introduce you to all the cute boys that work here."

Jihn is relieved that he has a place to stay while he figures out which way is home. Tyler walks up the ramp out of the bathing pool and Jihn follows after. They walk towards a few warm air jets and Tyler flips two on. Jihn is fascinated by the technology and basks in the warm breeze. Tyler slowly spins around as the water drips off his short fur and evaporates.

Following his lead, Jihn does the same but pauses when an air jet hits his balls. A goofy grin is on Jihn's muzzle as he lets his large balls flop around for a few moments. Tyler looks over to see the hyena's balls flapping in the breeze and bursts out into laughter. Jihn lets out a hyena laugh as he raises his tail and waves his butt at the air jet.

Ash looks around the corner to see what they are laughing about. He shakes his head with a smile as he watches the fun.

Once the duo are dry, Jihn walks by a mirror. He sees the black hyena and it takes him a moment to realize it is a reflection of himself. Jihn starts to admire his black fur with silver spots. He is shiny, clean, and feels wonderful after soaking in the warm water.

With a flamboyant swish to his trot, Tyler leads Jihn back out into the park. They walk down the path and Jihn sees the other animals look at him and whisper. Tyler asks, "Have you met the 'yeena couple yet?" Jihn is filled with joy that this strange utopia has others of his species. Jihn looks around and sees a of pair spotted hyenas laying in the grass.

Cody and Belka are a crowd favorite at the zoo. Cody is a normal enough hyena, slightly smaller, extremely loyal, and submissive. His wife Belka? She is the badass. After surviving a landmine in her homeland of Russia, Belka is missing her right front leg and right eye. The patch covering her eye did little to cover the scars on her right side. A brown painted prosthetic covers the stump of her leg. Cody didn't mind his wife's rough condition, he just made sure he stayed on her left side all the time.

With her thick Russian accent, Belka exclaims, "What we have here? Strange colors but nice." Tyler and Jihn finish trotting up and Jihn lowers his head in deference to the female. Looking at the black hyena, Belka stands up and says, "Very rare. Traditional male." Jihn gives her pseudo penis a sniff in the traditional hyena greeting. Cody says, "Hey, that's my wife!" Belka shoots Cody a glance and says, "He just giving it little, sniff sniff. No worry darling."

Keeping his head low, Jihn introduces himself, "My name is Jihnashte, my queen." Tyler rolls his eyes and interrupts, "Some people just get too into their role as an animal here." Belka says, "Nothing wrong with showing respect."

Tyler starts walking and says, "Come on Jihn, enough playing around." Belka sits back down and says, "Very nice to meet you." Cody looks after the strange black hyena and whispers to his wife, "What a weirdo." Belka lifts a hind leg and says, "You can have a turn to sniff sniff?" Cody is slightly embarrassed and looks around to make sure no one is watching before diving his head in to take in her scent.

Walking down the path through the petting zoo, humans stop Tyler and Jihn to pet them. Jihn enjoys the soft hands rubbing through his clean fur. Tyler playfully grabs hands with his tapir snout. A child is placed on Tyler's back and pictures are taken.

The humans depart and a skunk comes bouncing over. Tyler says, "Hey there stinky cat! Jihn meet Curtis. Curtis meet Jihn." Curtis looks over the black hyena and says, "I heard Howard saw a black dog, a blue tiger, and an antelope playing in the pond." Jihn answers, "That was me. Did you see where the blue tiger went?"

Curtis walks under Jihn and answers, "No, but I heard Flappy was interested in having a chat with that tiger." Curtis looks up at Jihn's smooth purple balls and says, "Do you shave them or something?" Jihn looks between his legs and says, "They are just like that." Curtis compliments, "Well they look nice."

A liger in the distance yell, "Hey Curtis, if you want to sniff some balls, come sniff mine." Curtis sighs and trudges off towards the liger.

Jihn asks, "I eat small creatures like that all the time. Why is nobody afraid of me here?" Tyler says, "Were you raised in the wild? Welcome to civilization. Everyone cooperates and we all live easy lives without fear." Tyler continues the tour of the park and Jihn meets a lot of strange animals.

For the dozenth time today, Jihn forgets about the missing connection in his head and asks about predator and prey cooperating to make life easier. The lack of an answer back, is lonely and confusing.

At closing time, Tyler says, "Another successful day at the park. Let's get some dinner." Jihn follows Tyler to the cafeteria. Sitting on the floor in front of long low tables are the animals Jihn has been meeting all day. The duo head to the counter and the cafeteria lady, Mrs Larson, looks down at them.

With his flamboyant and cheerful voice, Tyler says, "Heeey! Look at this cutie I found. He's not used to civilization yet, bless his heart." Mrs Larson looks down at the black hyena impassively to ask, "What can I get you?" Jihn is put on the spot and says, "Ummm got any, wildebeest?" Tyler laughs and says, "How about you get him some fried chicken and I'll have an extra large plate of steamed veggies?"

Mrs Larson reaches the scanner wand down so Jihn can pay for his meal. She taps it over his back a few times and Jihn whispers to Tyler, "Why is she poking me with that stick?" Tyler asks, "Don't you have a microchip?" Jihn asks, "A what?" Tyler exclaims, "You haven't been microchipped?" Mrs Larson says, "No money, no food!" Jihn folds his ears down and says, "But I'm hungry." Tyler shoulders against Jihn and the wand beeps as it detects his microchip.

Tyler says, "Don't worry about it buddy. I'll pay for both of us." Jihn rubs his head affectionately against Tyler and says, "Thank you!" Mrs Larson says, "I'll have an intern bring it right out for you. Find a seat."

Jihn sees Philthy's scar covered face in the back corner of the cafeteria sitting with Troy. Tyler makes sure not to sit too close to Philthy and picks the spot across the table from him. Tyler asks, "Did you have a good nap Phil?" Philthy nods his head and then goes back to stuffing his face in a bowl of cubed pork.

Troy whispers to Jihn, "How was it?" Jihn asks, "How was what?" Troy looks around like he is going to get in trouble and then whispers, "The sex?" Jihn says, "It was amazing. I have never felt anything like it before." There is a warm feeling in Jihn's belly as he thinks about how deep the Tapir's cock went. Tyler runs his tongue across Jihn's muzzle in a kiss. Philthy sneers, "Stop acting so gay." Philthy's eyes dart around the room checking to see if anyone saw Tyler.

Rolling a cart from the back, Shawn the intern park attendant heads towards Tyler and asks, "One XL steamed veggies and an order of fried chicken?" Tyler answers, "Yes, the veggies are mine. The chicken is his." Shawn sets the platter of steamed broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, and potatoes down in front of Tyler. Jihn sniffs towards it and doesn't see the appeal.

Reaching back towards the cart, Shawn grabs an eight piece plate of fried chicken. Jihn presses his nose towards the delicious smell. His mouth waters and he quickly looks around for who gets to eat first. Everyone at the table watches Jihn. With excitement, Jihn asks, "All this is mine?" Philthy reaches a paw across the table and asks, "Unless you don't want it?" Troy giggles as Jihn growls at Philthy. The big polar bear pulls his paw back and says, "It's just a joke."

Tyler swallows a vegetable and says, "Shawn darling? Can you salt this for me?" Shawn asks, "Table salt or Sea salt?" Tyler says, "Sea Salt please." Shawn grabs a shaker of sea salt from the cart and violently shakes it over the vegetables.

Philthy points a claw at his bowl and says, "Me too." Shawn sprinkles some in annoyance. He points the salt shaker at Troy and Jihn. Shawn asks, "Will that be all?" Tyler says, "Thank you!" Shawn walks off and stops at another table to collect empty dishes.

Jihn starts eating the warm chicken. Despite it being average, it tastes amazing to Jihn. He uses his powerful jaws to loudly crunch the bones. Tyler swallows a mouthful of veggies and says, "Jihn wanted to stay the night for a slumber party." Philthy says, "I'll pass. You just want to play truth or dare to make everyone do gay stuff with you." Tyler looks at Troy and the moonbear says, "Sorry, I can't stay. My dad's picking me up in a few minutes."

Feeling slightly snubbed, Tyler looks around the cafeteria at who else he could invite to hang out. Spotting Barnaby the Dikdik at the next table over, Tyler asks, "Hey Barn, wanna come to my room for a party tonight?" Barnaby says, "Sure. I'll bring some booze." Tyler gives a triumphant smile at Philthy and waves his head in victory that his party isn't just going to be him and Jihn.

Jihn crunches the chicken loudly and weighs the pros and cons of trying to find a way to stay in this paradise. Jihn's thoughts are interrupted when he sees Flappy the Griffin walk into the cafeteria. Jihn turns his head and looks at the strange creature as it walks by. It's Harpy Eagle front contrasts sharply with the Lion back half.

Troy exclaims, "Hey Flappy, come meet Jihn!" The griffin walks up to the table and looks at the strange black hyena. Jihn has half a piece of chicken hanging out his mouth when Flappy says, "Just the person I wanted to talk to. Do you know a blue tiger?" Jihn drops the chicken on the table and quickly says, "I met him this morning at my watering hole and he brought me here! I don't even know where my home is."

Troy reaches out a paw and plays with Flappy's lion tail. Flappy ignores it and says, "Very interesting. From what Howard told me, it sounds like the tiger is up to his old tricks again." Flappy walks over to press his beak to Jihn's ear and whispers, "Do you know, The One Eyed Monster in Black?" Jihn answers, "No. Is that a sex thing?"

Tyler asks, "Want to come to our slumber party?" Flappy flatly says, "No." Flappy looks over Jihn's body with squinted eyes and says, "I will see what I can do to get that asshole to take you back home." Flappy gives his long lion tail a flick and walks off.

Mrs Larson sees Flappy coming and pulls out a dead rabbit from a heating pad in the back. She tosses it to the griffin and he catches it in his beak. Flappy bobs his head a few times to get it into position and then swallows it whole.

Curtis the Skunk and Kyle the Rabbit watch with frowns at the uncivilized display. Curtis whispers, "People would stop treating him like a freak if he stopped acting like one." Kyle whispers back, "That's just the way birds eat." Curtis asks, "And it doesn't bother you that it's a rabbit?" Kyle says, "What really bothers me is when I caught you eating a live grasshopper." Curtis defends himself, "Meals are expensive and if I can get a free one, that's money I can spend on other things." Kyle says, "I saw a huge cockroach the other day. Would you eat that too?"

Dante the Beaver looks across the table and says, "Could you talk about something else? There is only one table our size in the cafeteria and I'm sitting near you out of necessity, not choice."

In the dorms Tyler, Barnaby, and Jihn sit in Tyler's room. Barnaby pulls off the two beer cans he has tied to his tiny back. Tyler says, "There are three of us and that's all you brought?" Barnaby says, "Dude, I'm only freaking 15 pounds. I can get wrecked off a few shot glasses of this stuff. I'm not gonna drink a whole can by myself." Tyler says, "Oh right. After all this time, I still forget about ratios."

Tyler turns on his TV with his snout and a movie starts playing. Barnaby holds the can between his hooves and manages to open the tab with his mouth. Barnaby happily stuffs a straw into it. Jihn watches Barnaby's display of dexterity with interest. Barnaby sucks down a big gulp and says, "I love having such a small body. Want a sip Jihn?" Jihn leans his long neck down to sniff at the drink and detects the strong odor. Jihn blurts out, "It's poison!" Barnaby says, "Well yeah. That's the point. Tyler, you want some?" Tyler answers, "Okay." and quickly sucks down the rest of the beer from the straw.

Barnaby rolls his eyes and says, "Of course." Barnaby uses his technique to open the second beer can and transfers his straw. Tyler eyeballs Jihn and says, "I love this movie. Try not to talk over it while we watch." Barnaby folds his hooves up and lays down in front of the beer. Jihn watches the flat screen tv and stays quiet to avoid embarrassing himself about something that is clearly mundane to them.

Jihn lays his head on his paws right beside Barnaby and starts to drift off to sleep watching the boring movie. Barnaby playfully leans against Jihn to get comfortable. Jihn drifts off into a deep sleep and dreams about the savannah he left behind to come here.

Tyler finishes the movie by himself and looks at Jihn and Barnaby in disappointment. They didn't even pretend to be interested and are cuddling by the half drank beer. Tyler finishes the beer and lays down beside them to drift off to sleep.

The next morning, Tyler and Barnaby stand over the sleeping Jihn. Tyler pokes a hoofed foot at Jihn and says, "He sleeps like he's unplugged or something. My alarm clock didn't phase him." Barnaby says, "Should we just let him sleep in?" Tyler says, "Sure, I doubt he has anything important to do today."

A few hours later, Jihn wakes up with a discomfort in his belly. He doesn't know what's wrong. He stretches his hyena body for several moments trying to figure out why he feels weird. Jihn waddles out the door uncomfortably. His heavy purple balls are tender and swing with each step.

Jihn sniffs at the floor but there are too many different scents to track down Tyler. Curtis the skunk looks at Jihn as he passes and says, "You don't look good. If you're gonna puke or shit everywhere, do it in the restroom." Jihn's eyes have trouble focusing on Curtis and he wobbles slightly. Curtis raises his front paw and points at the door at the end of the hall.

Jihn feels tired and dizzy as he waddles down the hall towards the restroom. He walks in the room and squats over a patch of fake grass that smells slightly of piss. His belly contracts and nothing will come out. Jihn grunts with force until he feels like he is making progress. The discomfort he felt in his belly moves further down to his butt. Jihn crouches and twists on the floor in discomfort as his tailhole is forced open. A large dark fluid filled sack starts to emerge.

Out of instinct, Jihn keeps going as more of it stretches his tailhole to an extreme width. Something inside the sack moves around as it's jostled about. Curtis hears the strange hyena's grunting and moaning coming from the restroom. He watches in horror as the fluid filled sack dangles from Jihn's tailhole. More is pushed out and as the sack reaches the air, it's membrane starts to change shape, harden, and get thicker. The membrane sack expands to a diameter of nine inches after the last of it squeezes past his anal ring.

The sack of liquid wobbles and readjusts its shape to form a black and silver spotted egg. Curtis yells, "What the fuck?" The effort to lay the egg took a lot of energy and Jihn curls up around it to keep it warm and rest. The skunk is a blur as he runs off down the hall and out into the park to get the park nurse.

Nurse Linda comes running in the door holding Curtis. Curtis continues describing what he saw happen as they hurry to the restroom. Linda looks in the door at the unnaturally colored Hyena cuddling an egg of the same color. Linda quickly assesses the situation and sets Curtis down outside. She puts on her gloves and begins, "Hello. Jihn? Was that your name?" Jihn looks up and weakly says, "That's me." Linda asks the obvious question, "Curtis said this thing came out of you?" Jihn lays his head down and says, "Yeah, what is this?"

Linda says, "My first guess is, it looks like an egg. I'll need to examine you." Jihn makes a noncommittal noise. Linda lifts the Hyena's tail and stares at the deep purple skin around his tailhole. She pokes a finger at it experimentally and nothing seems to be bleeding or obviously broken. Linda stares at the hyena's large balls and sheath. She knows enough about hyenas from Cody and Belka to know something very very unnatural just happened.

She turns her attention to the egg. It's hard shell doesn't look how Curtis described it as it came out.

Out of curiosity Linda pulls out a stethoscope and listens to it. Something is moving and she can hear a heartbeat. Linda says, "I've heard of female hyenas being mistaken for males but I've never heard of a mammal laying an egg." Jihn lays his head down and focuses on breathing.

Flappy pushes his way into the restroom and flops his head in exasperation when he sees an egg. Flappy says, "What the hell! I just managed to force Fang to come take you back to wherever you came from and you lay a freaking egg?" Jihn says, "Yes, I need to go home. Everything feels so quiet and wrong." Flappy says, "This just makes things complicated." Linda says, "Jihn needs to rest." Flappy looks at the egg and says, "Fang is already on his way. If he finds out you can lay eggs, I have doubts he'll take you home. You'll end up on a vivisection table."

The word vivisection flashes in Jihn's mind. It causes a sharp stabbing pain in his brain. Jihn looks at the egg and can't feel any psychic energy coming out of it. He thinks for a second and realises the child already knows all the information it needs to survive. Jihn stares at the egg for several seconds. Jihn looks to Flappy and says, "The child should stay here with his fathers." Nurse Linda asks, "Fathers?" Jihn says, "Philthy and Tyler. I can trust him to take care of our son."

Linda is exasperated and says, "None of this makes any biological sense." Flappy says, "Neither do I. But I know that Fang is not to be trusted." Jihn says, "Bring Tyler." Curtis runs off to find him.

After a few minutes, Tyler the tapir comes rushing into the room. Tyler stares at the egg and asks, "What happened?" Jihn says, "Here is the child you and Philthy wanted." Tyler is left dumbstruck. Curtis asks Tyler, "You made a butt baby, in him, with Philthy?" Flappy says, "Shut the hell up and get out." Curtis drags his tail as he trudges out of the impromptus delivery room.

Flappy turns to Nurse Linda and asks, "Can you give the three of us some privacy?" Linda frowns but she isn't going to argue with a griffin. She says, "I'll be right outside." Flappy watches the human go and finally says, "Tyler, the short story is: Magic is real and this child will be extraordinary in several ways. Jihn isn't from our universe and Fang is the only one I know capable of taking him home. It will be very bad if the people he works for find out about this egg."

Jihn nods in agreement that most of that explanation sounds true. Jihn says, "Don't worry. Our child will know everything he needs to survive. I've had lots of fun in this place, but my mind has felt weak, like an empty void, ever since I got here. I can't stand to stay here. I need to go back." Tyler says, "I think I understand. But won't the kid have the same problem you do?" Jihn thinks for a moment and then answers, "No. He will be different from me."

Tyler ponders what Jihn means by all this. Jihn nods and says, "I'll try to find a way to come visit." Flappy shakes his head no.

Tyler sadly says, "Umm, I just want to say, thank you." Flappy closes his eyes for a second and then says, "He's already here. Jihn, don't look at the egg and follow me." Flappy stares up at the ceiling as he walks out of the room. Jihn follow suit and forces himself to not look back at Tyler and the egg.

Linda and Curtis look in at Tyler. With a shrug of his body Tyler asks, "Do I sit on it to keep it warm?" Linda says, "First, let's put it somewhere cleaner than this restroom."

Fang sits outside the employee dorms holding a rope in his mouth. Flappy stares into Fang's glowing blue eyes and spreads his wings aggressively. Jihn looks around Flappy and asks, "You'll take me back home?" Fang drops the rope and replies, "Yeah, Flappy wants to make a big stink about it. But I think this circus could use a few more freaks."

Fang holds up his claws to count off. "They have the mangled nazi polar bear. The alcoholic, sex addict, criminal wolf with a dozen degenerate children. The three legged Russian hyena in a green card marriage. The dinosaur on constant suicide watch. The thrill seeking rabbit suspected of causing a multi-car pile up playing chicken on the freeway. The victim and his murderer, forced to work side by side. But my favorite attraction is the heartbroken adoptive mother whose child ran away to become a super powered monster for the United States military."

Flappy yells, "Shut up!" Fang smiles around his large teeth and says, "Tie the rope around blacky. I'd rather not touch him." Flappy uses his beak to tie the rope around Jihn's chest. He gives it a few pulls to make sure it's secure. Fang turns to walk towards the pond. Flappy says, "You're just going to keep doing that in view of everyone?" Fang says, "I don't give a shit. Let everyone think it's an elaborate illusion." Jihn drags the leash behind him as he follows.

A crowd of humans starts to gather around Flappy like they always do when he walks around the park. Flappy does his best to draw attention away from the conspicuous blue tiger dragging a black hyena up a tree by a rope. Flappy stands up on his hind legs and spreads his wings to draw more attention away. Lots of camera phones snap pictures and Flappy uses his scaly front bird legs to push away any hands that try to touch the scar circumnavigating his torso.

A few people turn to look when they hear a loud splash. Flappy lets out a sigh of relief that Jihn is going home. Flappy starts waving his wings to clear a path and says, "I'll be back out later. I need to check on my friend." The crowd lets out disappointed sighs that the griffin they came to see, barely made an appearance.

Flappy is glad the crowd respects his wishes as he heads back inside to check on Tyler. He finds Linda, Curtis and Tyler setting up a nest in Tyler's room. Flappy says, "Linda, Curtis, a word please?" Tyler lays down with his head against the egg to listen to it. Linda picks up Curtis and pets him while walking out the door.

Flappy swings the door shut and looks between the two. He finally says, "Who all knows about this egg?" Linda says, "Curtis ran to tell me right after he saw it happen." Flappy says, "We need to keep this a secret." Linda asks, "I have doubts anyone would believe me if I told them." Curtis says, "Dude, this is so fucked up. There is a baby in that turd?"

With annoyance, Flappy says, "Linda, could you please hold Curtis out in front of you and close your eyes?" Curtis wiggles in fear as Linda holds him under his front legs and dangles him in front of Flappy. The harpy eagle feathers on Flappy's head raise as he stares directly in Curtis's tiny black skunk eyes. Curtis can't look away as the griffin inches towards him.

Flappy's eyes glow a bright yellow as he rocks his head side to side in a swaying motion. Curtis is quickly hypnotized. Flappy orders, "You will forget everything that happened today and if anyone mentions a black hyena, you will report it directly to me." The memories of the past few hours fog over in Curtis's mind. He remembers seeing something strange today but can't remember exactly what he saw. Flappy reaches his front leg up to pet Curtis. The skunk looks around in confusion for a few seconds. Flappy says, "You should be getting back to work." Linda opens her eyes and puts Curtis down. They watch the skunk walk off.

Linda asks, "That didn't sound very threatening. How do you know he's not going to gossip about this?" Flappy nods his head knowingly and says, "I'm very persuasive, when I want to be. Unlike him, you have enough sense to not gossip about your patients?" Linda holds up a hand and says, "I would never." If Flappy's beak could smile he would.

Linda asks, "I know you want all this to be a secret, but is anyone going to tell Philthy?" Flappy considers the question and says, "Depending on what the baby looks like." Linda asks, "You mean, is it going to hatch into a hyena, tapir, bear, or something in between?" Flappy nods and says, "You're taking all this in stride." Linda pats Flappy's lion back and says, "We've already passed the point of ludicrousness. Might as well not try to think too hard about the why and focus on what we should do next."

Flappy says, "Exactly. If it's a hyena, get a birth certificate ready with Cody and Belka's name. If it looks like Tyler or Philthy you can just say that one of them fathered it with an unnamed feral they met in the wild." Linda frowns and says, "I could see that happening with a bear. It's sad how often that sort of thing actually does happen. There is literally a checkbox for it on NFA Birth Certificates."

Pushing the door open, Flappy looks in at Tyler and says, "Don't let anyone see that thing until it hatches." Tyler says, "Who knows how long that could take!" Flappy retorts, "If he laid it in a day, it's highly likely that the growth cycle is also just as accelerated." Tyler says, "Well, could you at least take a turn to sit on it while I go to the bathroom, stretch my legs, and get lunch? I didn't know I was going to be stuck in my room all day." Linda giggles at Flappy. Flappy says, "Okay but, don't tell anyone about this egg."

With gentle care, Flappy trades off with Tyler. The television on the wall plays an episode of some home remodeling show. Flappy half heartedly watches it as he drapes a wing over the egg and holds it to his body. Linda says, "It's not much work to incubate an egg. I'll check in again before closing time." Tyler stops at the restroom and then makes a beeline to find Philthy.

Philthy is wearing his tool belt chassis and walking down the path. Carlos walks beside him, talking his ear off about his children. Philthy didn't much care for the human's kids but that never stopped Carlos from talking about them. Tyler walks several feet away parallel to them and tries to get Philthy's attention. Philthy looks at Tyler and then turns away to keep walking. Tyler veers closer until Carlos notices him too.

Carlos says, "Hey it's Tyler. How's it going, buddy?" Tyler says, "Hey Carlos, I'm doing great. What are you two up to?" Carlos waves a lightbulb package and says, "Just the usual. Checking the reptile house heat lamp wiring." Tyler looks at Philthy and the polar bear is still putting on a show like they don't know each other. Tyler tries to get under Philthy's skin and says, "I'd like to check your wiring." Carlos laughs and says, "Sorry, I'm still married."

Philthy is annoyed and says, "Is there something you wanted?" Tyler says, "I just wanted to let Carlos know I might be a father too." Carlos says, "Oh really? I know you don't swing like that." Tyler says, "I donated my seed yesterday and have been informed that it's already been put to good use." Carlos says, "Oh, artificial insemination." Tyler nods his head and says, "Yeah."

Philthy squints his eyes at Tyler trying to decode what he is saying. Tyler says, "Well, I better enjoy my free time before my baby comes." Carlos says, "Hey congratulations. Coming home to my two kids is a highlight of my day." Tyler walks off in annoyance at the show Philthy puts on in front of humans and hopes Philthy got the message that they needed to talk.

After quickly eating a big lunch to hold him over until tomorrow morning, Tyler rushes back to his room. Flappy looks awkward and uncomfortable with the egg. Tyler asks, "Are you going to ever have kids with Sheree?" Flappy is taken back and says, "What? No." Tyler nudges Flappy out of the way and says, "What I mean is. Can you even have kids with what you are?" Flappy holds the eggs still with his eagle foot as Tyler lays next to it. Flappy answers, "Yeah, it's just that Sheree uses birth control." Tyler asks, "What would your kid look like?"

Flappy points to his scar and says, "I might as well tell you. I'm just a freak made by magically sewing two animals together. I've gotten a test done. It's pure 100% lion DNA in my seed." Tyler says, "Oh." Flappy gives his wings a stretch and says, "It really deflates my air of mystery now that you know my secret."

Tyler asks, "Magic is real though?" Flappy answers, "With people getting turned into talking animals, of course magic is real." Tyler looks back at the egg and says, "Can you do magic?" Flappy looks away and says sadly, "I've been practicing on my own, but I don't have anyone to teach me. I know just enough to sense where people are and when to be in the right place at the right time."

Tyler smiles and says, "That's why you are always running around the petting zoo." Flappy nods and says, "Yeah, something like that." Flappy turns to the door and asks, "Are you all set to incubate this egg?" Tyler shrugs his body and answers, "I've been meaning to catch up on a few TV shows." Flappy flips his tail back and forth as he pushes out the door.

To be Continued...