The Farmer And The Viper

Story by AstroSecant on SoFurry

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Sadly for me, scaly folk are few and far between in Aesop’s fables. Snakes and tortoises are the only ones that grace the titles! So at least as far as original-inspiration content, there won’t be as many of my most preferred types. But I’ll manage! It’s not like I can’t write plenty of reptile-oriented stuff in other stories.

Reminder that you can request things for this! Fable pairings you want to see, follow-ups to posted pairings, new pairings of existing characters, it’s all on the table!

OBLIGATORY CONTENT WARNING: This story contains sexual acts between two males and unrequested adrenaline shots.


It was a quiet life, but as far as Jerry was concerned, that was perfect. He'd never really wanted to be more than a farmer like his parents had been, but it wasn't easy to find a good place to have his own small farm - such things were challenging in a day and age where big farming operations were the most successful and small town farms tended to struggle. Aesop, though, was a notable exception - they loved having small farmers around and helped to support them any way they could.

Of course, just because he liked a quiet life didn't mean he wasn't with the times. He had plenty of technological help to keep his farm running, especially because he was running it all on his own more or less - he had a few occasional helpers and hired people during the harvest season, but Jerry liked having his own little corner of the world to be in full charge of, so machines certainly helped with a lot of things. But there was always a need for a personal touch, and a desire to be up and about as well, so he did plenty of his own manual labor with the larger farm and with his own small personal garden. Especially on a warm, sunny day like today, he couldn't not be out there doing something.

Today it was less about the normal gardening, though, and more about checking the state of his land. Aesop was all about sustainability and stewardship, and part of their terms of support were that he maintain the land in a condition where it wasn't degrading over time. So a number of testing measures were necessary, including occasional soil sample testing. A few different samples at various depths were required, meaning he had to dig down a bit to get at the right levels. It wasn't really a terribly bad thing, turning over the soil now and then was a good idea, though he wasn't exactly doing as thorough a job as the machinery would. But for the sake of making sure the farm wasn't a burden on the land, Jerry was happy to do his part.

He was digging down today, trying to get a hole deep enough to get what he was aiming for. The sun shining bright overhead, he wasn't dressed heavy, a plain T-shirt and jean shorts, though considering the norm around Aesop some might have considered that heavy. Jerry might not have really minded going in the buff, but he was a bit outside the town proper and passersby had a greater chance of seeing him without knowing what was going on, so he tended to keep 'decent.' Not a problem for him either, he was used to it from before moving here. Out in the field where he was, he wasn't easily seen from the roads, but he never knew when he might have to head out front, so better safe than sorry.

When Jerry was at work, he got quite focused on it, enough that he was able to tune out a lot of distractions. That was why he was entirely unprepared to be tackled from behind suddenly. The shovel was knocked away before he could use it defensively, strong arms holding him as he tried to break away, attempting to wrestle Jerry to the ground. A life of manual labor had made Jerry quite fit, not exactly a bodybuilder style but he was trim and had a good bit of lean muscle, but the attacker was bigger and stronger than he was, and in his unprepared and disadvantageous position, he was eventually taken down. His heart pounded as he felt that weight bearing down in him…this was it, the attacker could do whatever he wanted, he was helpless, his life was at someone else's mercy…

And then he felt a pinch on his shoulder, and an amused hiss in his ear. “Snakebite."

“Agh! Gavin, get off!" One sudden lurch and the attacker was finally pushed off of him, and Jerry was able to scramble to his feet, panting and glaring at the all-too-amused viper. His heart was still pounding hard, and he was panting like he'd just sprinted a mile. “That's not funny!"

“Hee hee, I disagree." Gavin brushed himself off, still grinning widely in that snaky way. A marbled lancehead a good decade or more younger than the middle-aged human, his dark marbled scales gleamed in an odd way in the bright sun. He cut quite a figure, plenty of visible muscle in his body, though not as highly toned or defined as it might be on some others. “You're too fun to sneak up on. I did warn you that you had to be more aware of your surroundings."

“Dang it, Gavin. I thought I was actually being attacked! You know, from someone not around here!"

“And if you had been, you would have been in much worse shape. A good lesson for you to learn, no?"

Jerry sighed and groaned. Gavin had a point…if it HAD been someone from outside, his inattentiveness could have cost him a whole lot, rather than just being a somewhat mean but harmless prank. It wasn't exactly outside of the realm of possibility, either, sometimes people got some weird ideas about Aesop, like that the food had magical properties to it…and attacking a farmer and wounding him so they could steal his crops unhindered was a fear he'd had for a good while. The town afforded him some protection even from outsiders, but nothing was perfect. “Isn't there a better way of making that point than to scare half the life out of me?"

Gavin flicked his tongue out. “Given that you haven't been listening to me every time I say it, don't think just talking's gonna cut it."

“Rgh. Well, you're not making my life easier here. I'm gonna be tense and stressed all the rest of the day now, you know I tend to stay jumpy when I get that way!" Jerry rubbed his head, turning away from the snake, only to feel a pair of muscular arms wrap around him, holding him close to that sturdy body. Not an ambush type of hold this time, but more gentle and soothing.

“Aw, all wound up and tense now? Definitely doesn't help to be jumping at shadows, either. Maybe you just need a little help relaxing. I'd be happy to help with that, too…"

“Ngh…really?" Jerry grunted as he felt one of those hands trail down towards his groin. “First you wanna get me all nervous and then you wanna fuck me?"

“Hm, I don't hear you saying no. And this part of you certainly isn't putting up any objections." Gavin's hand darted under the waistband of his shorts to finger the human's dick, getting a shiver and moan out of Jerry. He already knew he had the go-ahead just from that, but he was determined to coax it out of the human anyway. “Consider it a minor apology for the surprise…even if I do think I made my point effectively."

“Sneaky snake…" Jerry knew full well where it was going, there was no point in pretending otherwise. “You know I can't resist you. Should we head in?"

“Mm, no. I'm feeling nice and frisky. Let's just do it here. Feels nice out here in the sun anyway."

Jerry might have protested that, but…well, the sun did feel pretty nice. And it wasn't like it would be their first time doing it out in the open, either…his silence was basically his assent, as was his working to remove his shirt, while Gavin did the heavy lifting with his shorts. With the two of them on the task together, Jerry was naked in seconds, down on his hands and knees in the dirt, offering himself to Gavin. The snake wasn't kidding, it felt good in the sun, especially with nothing on…there was something satisfying about being in the outdoors when getting raunchy, Jerry felt, and they were lucky enough to be sheltered from sight so there was no real risk of anyone seeing them who might not 'get' it.

Gavin's weight came down on Jerry's back, his scales rubbing against the human's skin as he wrapped one arm around Jerry and braced the other in the ground, his tongue flicking against the back of Jerry's neck. “Mm, you smell like nature. My favorite smell for you."

“Lucky you I haven't been needing to fertilize any fields today."

“Sss, I'll fertilize YOUR fields."

“Crack a couple more jokes like that and they'll go unfertilized."

“You love it." Gavin's hand left the ground to grope at his twin cocks, long and thick and having a bumpy texture; they were rubbing against the human's rear end, jockeying for position to enter him, but he was of a different mind today. “Gonna make sure you're nice and relaxed…let's give you both."

“Ahn…" Jerry shuddered a bit, feeling an usual level of thickness pressing against him. That was a lot of cock to handle all at once, it wouldn't be damaging but it would be extra draining, a lot of stretching and energy expect by his body…but he wasn't speaking out against it, he knew Gavin loved doing it that way and whenever he could get away with it he would try to. If Jerry really wanted to back it down, he'd say something…he didn't often say something. And this was no exception, there was nothing he urgently had to get done today, so he just relaxed and waited.

He didn't have to wait long, as Gavin stretched his hole open with his fingers and wedged the semi-blunt ends of his shafts into place. From there, all the powerful snake needed to do was strike…and strike he did, driving forward hard and pulling Jerry back to help meet him, burying both cocks inside the human's tight rear all the way to the hilt. Jerry couldn't hold back a tense cry as his body was pushed to what felt like the limit with the two considerable staves driving in so deep, rubbing in such odd and enjoyable ways…it was always rough like this, Gavin had to hurry to get them in lest he lose position. Now that they were inside, he'd take it slower.

And of course that was what Gavin did - he wasn't just rutting Jerry for the sake of a rut, he wanted to give as much pleasure to the human as possible. His thick twins pulled out slowly, then pushed in only slightly faster, working Jerry's ass to relax and open a bit more. He was naturally pretty slick, but his precum would help smooth things as well as he leaked into that taut passage. “Mm, yeah, and they call ME the constrictor…"

“Fffuck…" Jerry's fingers clawed the ground, the immense pressure was also immense pleasure, and he was already feeling the heat start to rise in his own loins, his erection bobbing underneath him. “Why…would they call you that, you're a, hfff, a viper…"

“Tch, to some people all snakes are the same." Gavin was very gradual about picking up the pace, only inching faster here and there as he felt Jerry relax more around his twins. The tension was leaving the rest of Jerry's body as well, just as he hoped, and he helped this along more by rubbing at the human's chest and stomach, teasing his nipples with clawed fingers here and there. His tongue flicked out here and there, drinking in Jerry's lust and natural scent; as with a feral snake, he got a much richer odor experience with the help of his tongue, and Jerry's scent was always so enticing to this part of his senses.

Slowly Jerry got more and more into it, pushing back against Gavin as the snake thrust in, those two rods having a much easier time as his muscles relaxed and his ass was thoroughly soaked with viper precum. His own cock was leaking pretty hard as well, making the dirt underneath turn a bit muddy. Much as he enjoyed a romp with anyone around here, something about Gavin was just the most exciting and enjoyable of all of them. Maybe he just had a thing for snakes…they certainly felt good, he loved those belly scales rubbing against his back, they were so smooth and pleasantly cool, even despite their dark color.

Suddenly Gavin lurched forward, and Jerry found his arms giving way. But Gavin didn't land on him, instead rolling them onto their sides, tightening his grip on the human as he took control. Now he was really going to town, pounding away at Jerry's fully loosened rear end while the human just squirmed ecstatically. A mix of hissing and moaning was lingering in the air around the wet slaps and squishes of their bodies coming together, their coupling witnessed by only the crops surrounding them, their own little private getaway where they could do whatever they felt like and were doing exactly that. On and on it went, the arousal building in both of them, pushing them closer and closer to the sensational finale they sought…

Jerry was the first one to reach it, thanks to an assist from Gavin - the snake suddenly struck, his less occupied hand moving from gripping the human's leg to sneaking under it and gripping his dick, pumping it a couple times as he hammered in hard, giving Jerry's prostate a thorough working-over to push him to the finish. Jerry was overwhelmed, and in no time at all he was shooting off, his seed painting the ground in front of him with white streaks as he jerked in the viper's arms, clenching down hard on those cocks. Gavin didn't waste the moment, thrusting in hard and fast as he could, until that tight passage claimed his climax for its own - a loud hiss rushing out of his mouth as he pumped a double-barreled blast of snake seed into Jerry's ass, filling him rapidly up with his cream. A fair bit of it leaked out, the crevice between his cocks allowing for an escape route for some of that prolific load, but Jerry still felt himself getting well-filled with that warm, thick fluid, a pleasant and relaxing sensation that helped carry him off to the afterglow. He slumped in Gavin's arms, riding out the tight grip of the viper as he continued to unload, finding the energy leaving him rather rapidly after the quite satisfying climax.

Gavin joined him not long after, his own body going slacker behind Jerry, his chest heaving in and out as he caught his breath, his grip shifting again to more of a warm embrace. “Mm, that was fantastic. Maybe I need to 'surprise' you more often."

“Hf. No thank you…you know you can get this outta me without that kinda thing."

“Yeah, but you seemed especially keyed up for it this time. Maybe the adrenaline helps prep you."

Jerry couldn't help but let out a bit of a groan. “Maybe I'll just have to be more attentive so you can't ambush me like that, then."

The viper let out a small chuckle as he rubbed his hands over the human's body. “Hmhm, sounds like a win-win to me. Either you get better at that or I get to enjoy giving you another snakebite."

“Just so long as it's not a real one."

“Course not. Much more fun giving you a tab of my venom anyway, and a lot less messy."

Jerry rolled his eyes, but let out a little chuckle anyway. Gavin didn't seem to be in any rush to get moving…well, he probably wasn't getting much more done today anyway, so maybe it would be nice to just lay there and enjoy the sun a while. Such was the nice thing about having a quiet life, you could take your time to stop and enjoy it.