Fuck the Cook

Story by Jeeves on SoFurry

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Jake returns from college just in time to enjoy the first neighbourhood barbecue of the summer, and all the orgiastic sex that comes with it. :3


This vignette was written for HandofBlades as part of my Patreon request days for May 2019. It contains sexual acts between multiple consenting adults, and incest!

Fuck the Cook

Late spring and summer were the neighbourhood's favourite times of year. Of course they had fun all year round, fostering a sense of community and kinship with all their neighbours no matter the weather. But when it started to get really reliably warm and bright outside, that was when the neighbourhood barbecues could resume once again. And as everyone in the neighbourhood knew from many past years of experience, there was truly no better way to get the whole community together in a spirit of harmony and companionship than with all the delicious treats on offer at a barbecue.

"Ohh god, I'm cumming. I'm cumming! Fuck!"

The three dozen or so people standing around Tanner and Georgia's back yard cheered as Linda Carter from number 17 shrieked in orgasm, the ocelot's claws digging into the bark of the garden's large silver maple tree while Tamina le Clerc's muzzle worked urgently between her thighs. Close by sitting on a picnic bench, Tamina's husband and Linda's wife sat side by side, trembling, moaning, the stallion's fingers buried in the tigress' pussy and one of her hands feverishly pumping his cock as they watched their partners go.

Jake emerged from the house just as Linda's cries were fading, the retriever-collie cross naked and rock hard. He was just back from his junior year of college, and as was always the case unlike many of his friends, he was always eager to get back home. His family had lived here in this very special neighbourhood on and off for generations, but for obvious reasons when his mother had gotten pregnant with him they'd moved away, and hadn't returned until the summer after his eighteenth birthday. Jake had always known that before he was born his parents had lived what they called a 'free love' lifestyle, and he'd been aware throughout his childhood that they would go on holidays somewhere that he wasn't allowed to visit, because it was for grown-ups only. But it was only after his eighteenth birthday that his parents had revealed to him the truth of their past, and offered him the chance to return with them to live in that neighbourhood again.

Admittedly and perhaps understandably Jake had been somewhat overwhelmed and embarrassed by the idea at first. But then he'd taken a visit there, just a week long trip to test the waters, and by the end of it he had been begging his parents to find a way to let him stay while they went back and sorted out the actual move. After that, heading off to college had felt like torture. Leaving this place, leaving this sanctuary of complete sexual liberation and heading back into the cold and often bigoted world beyond. Even though he'd only lived there for a few months before heading to college, more than once he had considered throwing in the towel and moving back home. And it truly had felt that way even after just those short few months. The neighbourhood had swiftly become his home, and only in part because a young, handsome guy like him was a hot commodity amongst basically every part of the community.

"Oh my gosh, Jake! Look how much you've grown!"

A plump otter in her forties beamed as she called out to the dog, eyes darting down towards his already swollen erection as she rushed over to embrace him. Jake hugged her back tightly, and whined happily as a moment later she had a hand on his cock and her tongue was flicking back and forth against his own. He reached around her body and squeezed her ass, soft and warm and comforting as ever. She shuddered happily, but released him before their embrace could grow any more fevered.

"It's wonderful to see you again, Jake."

She murmured softly, joyously to the retriever-cross.

"Miss Lane, uh... Olivia, it's amazing to see you too. I'd really like it if we could catch up later."

He raised a hand and caressed her face, both of them smiling as they recalled how she had done that to the younger version of him the very first time he'd taken a naked walk around the neighbourhood. Touching his cheek, guiding his eyes back up from the ground where they'd fallen in shame as he found himself staring at this beautiful, naked woman outside washing her car without a care in the world. Then touching him somewhere else, and telling him that while it was okay to look... he didn't have to just look, if he'd like to do more.

Olivia Lane would always be the woman who had taken Jake's virginity, and for that reason he would always have time for her. Always make time to spend a night, or hopefully several at her home, in her bed when he was home for the holidays. But, not right now.

"I'd catch up right now, but... well, I got in late last night, and I saw mom, but... I haven't actually said hi to dad yet."

The otter giggled, and nodded in understanding.

"Oh, that's quite alright. You go ahead, Jake. Come find me when you're ready, or pop by my house tonight. I've got a new hot tub, you know."

Jake shivered in excitement, and couldn't help but step forward and kiss the otter deeply once again as she mentioned the very venue where she had sat down upon his lap and ridden his cock to his very first orgasm at the behest of another.

"I can't wait. Really. I'll see you soon, Olivia."

He pulled himself out of her tender grasp, and yelped, then laughed as she sent him on his way with a playful spank on one cheek of his ass. Two or three more times as he crossed the garden Jake was intercepted by people eager to welcome him home and offer him their time either now or later, but tempting as each and every offer was from people he knew and cared for deeply and passionate, he remained resolute and continued onward towards the centre of the garden and the actual grilling stations themselves.

Another bellowing cry of ecstasy rang out, another cheer following in its wake, and Jake chuckled as he watched none other than his mother kneeling on the grass of their lawn, bouncing vigorously upon the lap of Mr Garcia from across the street. The bull wailed and grunted, shuddering in bliss and overstimulation intermingled while the border collie rode him hard throughout his orgasm, and it was only when she too yelped in ecstasy that she sank forward, grabbing the bull by the horns and kissing him deeply even as she was moaning and whimpering in her own orgasmic rapture.

Jake only got distracted by the sight of his mother and their neighbour briefly, and before long he was approaching one of the three grills. To his left Mrs Johannson from number six was turning some chicken wings dripping with marinade, a heavy, flowery patterned apron protecting the lioness' otherwise bare body while her mouse husband stood behind her, kissing her between the shoulders and buried deep in her ass, rocking back and forth on the tips of his toes. To his right Mr Wyszynski was being rimmed by a younger woman who Jake didn't recognise while she in turn was being fucked in her kneeling position by Richard Bower, the Bowers' son who had just graduated college himself last year. Mr Wyszynski's broad lupine frame was protected by an apron of his own decorated with all manner of fruits, vegetables and cuts of meat, while his barbecue was occupied by several sumptuous looking vegetable skewers all dripping with their own individual marinades to ensure they were no less flavoursome than the meat options.

It was the centre grill and its occupant which held the majority of Jake's attention though, for not only was the figure standing in front of the grill flipping burgers and turning sausages alone and unoccupied at the current moment, but he was very, very familiar to Jake too. Seeing the glistening of the golden fur between his father's buttocks, and the trail of cum dribbling down the insides of his dad's legs, Jake knew he wasn't the first person to have some time with his father and to thank him for working the grill in the time honoured neighbourhood fashion. That didn't matter though. Everyone in the neighbourhood knew that it wasn't about fucking before someone else or more than or even better than some other person. It was about making sure that when you did fool around with someone you gave it your all, and trusted in them to do the same. And in that regard, as far as his father was concerned, Jake never had to worry about giving or getting anything less than one hundred percent.

"Hey dad."

Jake murmured as he stepped up behind his father, slipping his hands around the golden retriever's midsection within the interior of his own apron, the most appropriate and on the nose of the bunch with 'Kiss the Cook' emblazoned upon its front, only with 'Kiss' scrawled over with a permanent marker pen and 'Fuck' written in just above it instead.

"A-ah... oh, Jake. Sorry I didn't have time to stop in and spend some time with you this morning, I had to... ahhhhh..."

The older dog tensed up, gasping, trembling, the already tented front of his apron's crotch twitching as he felt his son's cock slide between his buttocks and start to slowly, gently press itself into him as Jake leaned his head upon his father's shoulder and simply cuddled up against him as they pressed themselves together.

"It's okay, dad. I know how busy it is the morning of a barbecue. I'm just... I really needed this. I hope it's okay to do it here."

Try as he might, even after several years and multiple whole summers spent living here, this was the one aspect of life in the neighbourhood around which Jake still couldn't entirely wrap his head. It had taken him over a year before the first time he had willingly masturbated in front of his parents, though he had incidentally been seen fucking or pleasuring someone by them several times before that. Even now, having slept with them both individually and together many times in private, he still found it awkward, embarrassing to fuck them in view of others. It didn't matter how many times he was assured that it was perfectly fine, or how often he saw other family members from other families in the neighbourhood doing the same thing together. It still bothered him, even though he knew full well that it shouldn't have.

And yet, here he was, having just pressed his cock into his father's ass right there in the middle of the first barbecue of the season. Surrounded by a good third of the entire neighbourhood and already able to feel eyes turning upon him as people noticed this rare and wonderful sight developing before them.

"It's always okay, Jakey. Always."

His father turned his head. Kissed him on the cheek, then as Jake shifted his head slightly to face his father and smile gratefully, on his lips. Tender at first, then deeper, more urgent as they both heard a loud, deliriously excited whimper when somewhere close by Jake's mother and Tanner's wife saw her two boys starting to go at it right there in front of everyone.

"I missed you, dad. I... I missed talking to you. Holding you. I missed... I missed your cock in my ass. Mine in yours. I missed being able to be us."

Jake said the same thing every time he came home from college, because it was always true. He blushed as the older retriever licked him affectionately across the face, and responded in the only way that seemed right, by both repeating the action in return to his dad, while at the same time reaching down and wrapping a hand around Tanner's throbbing knot just as his own began to rub and grind against the well lubricated pucker of his father's ass.

"Ohhh, fuck, Jake. You're... ahhh... you're gonna make me ruin these burgers, I know it."

Tanner moaned playfully, both he and Jake gasping, moaning and laughing all rolled into one. The older dog turned his head, and ever so slowly, carefully with Jake picking up the intent and starting to move with him, began to turn on the spot a little.

"Georgia, could... aahh... could you take over for a little bit?"

He gestured towards the grill, then his apron. Sure enough Jake watched as his mother padded across the lawn to them, cum drooling down her thighs from her well stretched pussy. She reached around between the bodies of her husband and her son, unfastened the ties of the apron, and ever so briefly reached down to squeeze Jake's knot before withdrawing her hand and lifting the apron off over Tanner's head. She squeezed his knot too, even as Jake was still grasping it, and giggled as her two boys moaned to her in near unison.

"Fuck the cook indeed..."

She murmured as she tied the apron, and gently hip-bumped Tanner to urge both him and Jake to shuffle their way a little further away from the grill so that she could take up his former position.

"I hope the apron will work as well for me as it did for you, honey."

The collie teased, only to turn her head and giggle as she realised that the two men weren't really listening to her any more. Already they had tumbled onto their hands and knees on the grass, and already Jake was starting to actively move, to actively thrust into and to fuck his father's ass.

"Fuck me..."

He heard his father beg, and obeyed eagerly.

"Oh god, Jake. Harder. Deeper. Knot me. It's.... it's been too long, son. I need it. I... a-ahhh, I need your knot inside me."

Again Tanner begged, and again it was Jake's absolute joy to give his father precisely what he wanted.

Soon with a thick, wet pop Jake's knot plunged inescapably into the workings of his father's ass, swelling thicker than ever as it was suddenly subjected to tight, squeezing stimulation from all sides. His hips kept on working though, albeit in shorter, sharper thrusts, and his hand upon his father's own throbbing, dribbling erection became a blur. He kissed his father's neck. He nipped at his father and heard Tanner cry out in elation.

Before long, the garden was full of cheers once again as fresh howls of ecstasy rang out from not one but two entwined, shuddering, cumming bodies. Jake blushed, and wailed louder still as he flooded his dad's ass with hot cum. He listened to the cheering voices. To all the dozens of people present here who were celebrating him in that moment, but more specifically celebrating him for cumming into his father's ass, and making his father paint the grass with his own seed at the same time. He listened to that, to the sincerity and the true joy behind their cheering, and though he had known it from the second he arrived back from college; though he had known it from the moment he set foot out here at the barbecue and though he had most certainly known it from the instant he pressed his cock into his father's ass, Jake considered once again in that moment just how extremely and wonderfully glad he was to be home.

By Jeeves

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