Poem - The True Story of Rudolph the Reindeer

Story by Scrub Pine on SoFurry

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Fun fact: Did you know that female reindeer have antlers?


The True Story of Rudolph the Reindeer

You've heard of Dasher, Dancer,/ Prancer and the rest.

Santa's famous reindeer team,/ and perhaps you've heard the best

was one strange deer named Rudolph/ who had a big red nose.

But that was really not the reason/ he first became well-known.

Now, you will see in the all the pictures/ of these fabled deer

They all have great big antlers./ It's obvious. Quite clear.

And that's the reason why/ most people will assume

that it's a team of hearty stags/ that fly across the moon.

But the thing with reindeers is,/ the does have antlers too.

Yes, reindeer gals have BIG ol' racks!/ I'm telling you, it's true!

And the ones who bring the presents/ to kids all 'round the world

Yes, these ones were all does as well./ Santa's reindeer were all girls!

That is until old Rudolph/ became the odd man out.

But it's only of his biright red nose/ that people talk about.

Yes, Santa's team was staring/ at that thing so out of place.

It was big, and red, and shiny,/ but it wasn't on his face...

Comet turned to Vixen,/ and whipsered in her ear,

"What's that thing between her legs?/ She's probably not a deer!"

But Vixen was unlike her friend;/ not as innocent herself

Cause she was awfully popular/ with the reindeer stable's elves.

But those little men were nothing/ compared to this new buck.

At last, the North Pole had a guy/ who she could really fuck!

So Vixen, she got down and lay/ spread-eagle on the floor

To show to all the other does/ what this Rudolph boy was for.

Rudie jumped up right away,/ eager for the ride.

"Oh, GINGERBREAD!" cried Vixen,/ as he pushed himself inside.

Now Rudolph was a big one/ and Vixen was so tight

The two went really at!/ 'Twas _not_a silent night...

The other deer watch on in awe./ This "sex" they'd never had.

But Vixen's little moans were sweet./ It must not be that bad!

So when their friend was finally spent/ and couldn't move a lick

Each doe took her turn to ride/ on Rudie's bright, red dick.

The word it spread 'round quickly,/ about the team's new stud

and it didn't take too long before/ the whole Arctic was abuzz.

Every gal was awfully curious/ (and some fellas too)

So they all came by to see just what/ this special deer could do.

None cared to sit on Santa's lap./ Such things had lost their thrill.

Rudolph was the one to see/ to get your stocking filled!

Everyone agreed he was/ the best they ever felt.

One day he met an eskimo/ and made her igloo melt.

And the elf girls had their candy canes/ but said it felt the best

When Rudolph's reindeer games would make/ their little pussies stretch.

So, now you know the truth about/ the most famous deer of all.

And how it not his nose that counts/ but his _juicy_dick and balls.

Now Santa's workshop is a place/ of merriment and mirth.

But truthfully, with all the sex/ it _does_cut in to work...

Rudolph's very special gifts/ fill all with joy and cheer.

And that is why the reindeer team/ only works one day a year.