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Episode Six :Guess What, Chicken Butt

Saturday 12 AM 04/05/1997

"Have you thought about a new job yet, sweetiebun?"

Dawn was in the main entrance, laying on a couch and reading a book. Something to do with the constellations and theories of other garden worlds like theirs out there. It was mostly theoretical science, but it used a lot of the oldest myths and legends, stuff about mirrors and travel between worlds to explain itself. It was actually quite fascinating but he was having one problem. His loving mother Sol, the giant fluffy dragon with white fur and rainbow hair was pestering him yet again about getting a job.

She was holding a glass of lemonade for him. He took it and sipped at it. The glass was a bit on the large side, it was one of hers, but it tasted sweet. "I'm thinking about it mom."

"Good, good."

Sol left and let him go back to his research. Page after page he was really digging into this idea. It was nonsense of course. there couldn't actually be other gardens out there, ones that supported life. Let alone have strange and unheard of rules to them. Still the ideas presented here were fantastic. Who was the author of this piece. Looking at it he saw the name The Krystal Kobold. Interesting, that was a prominent wizard he believed, not that he knew much about the guy. Magic was interesting but since he didn't have any himself it was mostly a disappointing thing to think about. No, he was interested in robotics and void science.

His mom returned. "Sweetiebun, have you thought about a job?"

He glanced at her. "Mom I'm..."

She was holding a sippy cup, bright red with a bunny face molded into the plastic. "Sorry, I didn't realize how big one of my glasses were until I saw you holding it with both hands. So I brought you something your size."

It took everything he had not to react negatively to that. "Mom, I'm eighteen years old. I do not need a sippy cup. I am just fine with your glass. I like it. It tastes like... you."

Oh fuck that sounded weird didn't it.

She smiled. "Oh thank you. I'm so glad you like it." She leaned forward and pressed her lips to his in a gentle kiss. "You can taste mommy's mouth anytime you want. Maybe if you get a job, Mommy will let you do something special? Perhaps with mommy's rear end? Would you like that, sweetiebun? Would you like to do mommy in the butt?"

He closed his book and just stared at her. He was honestly, truly, lost for words. It took him several moments of staring at her, slowly nodding in agreement until he realized what the hell he was doing himself. He shook his head hard. "MOM! I am trying to do research here and you keep bugging me."

"Oh Sweetiebun, I'm so sorry. Can mommy make it better?"

"No, I mean, yes. Let me read in peace for a few minutes please."

"But bunny-boy."

"Mom, we are dragons." He took in a steady breath to try and calm down. "Okay, you two are dragons. I am a rabbit, but I count myself as one darn it. You two have just retired for the what, third, fourth time now? We have a horde of gems and wealth somewhere that you and Lune will use if we ever needed it. Why do you want me to get another job so badly so quickly? There's no library here for me to enjoy working at."

Sol knelt down on the floor. "I'm sorry. I must really be stressing you out. I know this move was a big change in your life. Bunnies aren't so good with big changes. I'm not always the best mom, but I try to be. I promise. Take your time to adjust, get used to this new life, and then you can get a job."

"But why is it so important?"

"Because it's good for your mental health." She leaned forward and kissed him on the forehead. "And I want my sweetiebun son to be in good mental condition."

He leaned up a little. Trying to get his lips closer to hers. She blinked, and then smiled. "Oh, oh, are you trying... my baby bun all grown up and trying to ki-"

He pressed his lips to hers and returned the initial surprise kiss. She really did taste amazing. A little like smoke and candy. Once he pulled away he watched as a pink blush overtook her fluffy white cheeks. "I'm not going to forget your offer."

She swallowed. "Oh baby boy, no, my baby man." she winked and stood up. She turned and began walking away. A noticeable sway in her hips, with her hair and fluffy tail swaying. Her wings looked a little erect as well. His eyes could not leave that ass as she entered the kitchen.

"I have to get a fucking job, like now."

A deep sensual voice purred from behind his head. "That's a good boy. Join the butt side. We have thick cheeks, musky scents, and anal sucking pleasures for you."

He looked over his shoulder to see Lune behind the couch. She was hiding behind it. Her dark gray scales complimented by her long dark blue hair which was tied back into a ponytail. She was wearing deep blue lipstick which matched her eye shadow.

He let out a sigh. "You've been there the entire time haven't you?"

"Maybe."

"Well if that's the case." he closed his book, set it down and then jumped up toward her face. He kissed her on the lips and then sat back down. "There."

She giggled. "Oh, oh you want to play that way huh?" She leaned forward. Her giant body towering over his as she grabbed him by the shoulders with her massive hands and began kissing him. On the cheeks, on the lips, foreheads and neck. anywhere her lips could touch she was kissing. He kissed back though she was holding him just out of reach and he couldn't get closer.

After a couple minutes of the kissing treatment Sol's voice came from the kitchen. "Lune, honey, are you going to let him kiss you back more are you just going to tease him the entire time? Poor baby bunny has a hard on now."

Lune blinked. Looked down at his pants and then giggled. "Oh, maybe I should kiss something different."

Dawn swallowed. "C-could you?"

"Are you asking me to give you a blow job?'

"Please?"

Lune smiled. Then dropped him onto the couch and stood up. "Nah, you haven't earned it yet. She turned and wagged her thick scaly tail at him as she walked away. "See ya later baby boy."

"Mama!"

Lune was not coming back. Dawn groaned. This wasn't fair, they both teased him, turned him on and now they weren't going to finish the job. How cruel could they be to him? "This isn't fair. I don't even know how I'd get a job out here."

Sol was gone too.

His head was a bit foggy with lust at the moment so he decided it was time to leave. Dawn got out of the house, jumped on his motorcycle and took off. He had no idea where he was going on a Saturday. Yet he was going to go somewhere that was for sure. Thinking about it the more he drove he realized there might just be one person who could help him out. It was a Saturday and he was pretty sure that Poppy said she only worked on weekends for special clients. He even knew where she lived.

Driving in that direction he was determined to go there and enjoy himself. Surely Poppy, or Flicker would help him out. Care for his needs. Honestly he was surprised that by the time he turned down the dirt road leading to Golden Acres he was still as horny as he was. It was making him drive a little faster, a little less safe.

The lust effect, heat, lust, the fog of it all. It was something that could really mess with someone's mind. In fact it was pretty much because it messed with the mind that sex was given so freely.. probably. Honestly it wasn't his strong suit for study.

Lost in his mind he missed a pot hole in the road. His bike's front tire hit it, and he watched in silent horror as his bike jumped into the air. He floated over the bike and watched it going away from him. He reached out for the handle, hoping he could touch it. The ground was racing beneath them. Him and the bike were fast coming back to the earth. He was going to die here. Just because he was horny.

A blue blur consumed his vision for a moment. A second later he found himself sitting on the bike just as it hit the earth and though it bounced hard he landed safely. The moment he could he pulled the break and slowed down to a stop. His breathing was fast, hard, and heavy. He looked around. He almost died. How the hell did he get back onto his bike? Why didn't' he crash?

He heard a voice nearby. A rough raspy female voice. "Looking for me, kid?"

His head shot over and he saw a blur of blue motion.

"Over here, lilac."

He moved his head to follow the sound again. Nothing.

Finally he felt a hand clasp over his shoulder. "You should be more careful, you're going to die if you ride under the influence of status effects."

He looked over. Bright blue feathery fingers. The feathers ran up to a woman who was a little taller than him but completely flat chested. She also didn't have much of an ass to work with. A yellow beak, and purple hair that covered half of her face. She blue it out of her vision as she smiled down at him. "Sup, dude?"

"I-I, what?"

She vanished in a blur of motion, moving so quickly that she appeared behind him before he even knew it. "Damn, your fucking hung. What made you so horny? Someone slip you a roofie? Or some stirge poison?"

He glanced at her. "Who are you?"

"I'm your hero, call me Raindrop."

"My name is Dawn..." he remembered the blur he saw when he was falling off his bike midair. "Wait, you saved me?"

"Catch on slowly, don'tcha."

"I... thank you."

"Oh you wanna thank me do you?"

"Of course. I could have died there."

Raindrop smiled at him. "Okay, big bun. Tell ya what. Follow me, I'll even move slowly for you."

Raindrop began running ahead of him. The speed at which she moved had actually stunned him. This was the fastest chicken he'd ever met, and her he was following on a bike. He drove after her and found that she was actually keeping up with him. Or rather, he was keeping up with her just barely. She was clearly slowing herself down for him too, it was insane to think anyone could move this fast.

Eventually she pointed to the side. "Take this turn, Dawn."

She turned first and he followed her on his bike.

They pulled up onto a dirt road going between tall fields of corn stalks. It was like having two walls on either side. He watched as Raindrop jumped up off the ground and landed on the wooden fence running by the side. She was now running atop it like it was nothing. He almost lost track of his bike again and decided to focus on the road. Not the super fast bird ass in front of him.

She jumped off onto a side road and he turned to follow her. She ran up a dirt ramp and jumped off of it. Spinning in the air and blowing a kiss at him before completing the spin and landing. Well she was good.

He jumped up off the ramp, he didn't have any fancy tricks but he managed to land without issue. She watched him, there was something in her eyes. A curious look that he couldn't quite place. Almost like she was evaluating him and his bike skills.

He followed her as the road twist and turned. Some of the turns were hard and sharp, yet she didn't slow down a wink. If he slowed too much he'd lose her and then get lost so he had to keep up. Lucky for them both, his earlier blunder aside, he had actually taken courses on motorcycle riding, including the advanced courses. He wasn't the best no, but he could keep up with them.

Eventually the broke out of the corn fields and he saw a small house built on stilts. Raindrop slowed down and he matched her pace until the two of them stopped. The house was perhaps a little larger than his last bedroom in the city. Though with only one floor from what he could tell. There was a ramp that led up to the door. Raindrop turned to face him. The tight latex black shorts she was wearing stood out sharply as did her matching tank top.

He parked his bike and grinned. "That was fun."

Raindrop smiled. "Sure was. You're not quite as fast as Ann, but you're a hell of a lot more flexible. She could never take those turns at that speed."

"You know Ann?"

"You know Ann?"

He nodded. "Sure do. She's nice."

"Heh, I guess she can be... but she's a real stick in the mud. I think my roomie Cloud, or that bitch Nightshade are more fun... then again you might be fun too. I need lots of fun you know, I mean look at me, I'm the fastest damn thing here. Magic up the chicken chute and speedy as fuck. But you know, not a speedy fuck... usually."

He turned off the bike, and slid the keys into his pants pocket. "Well I certainly can't keep up... wait magic? Your magic?"

She nodded. "What, you thought all wizards were old dorks with beards and shit?"

"That or milfs."

"Ha! Fair point. Nah, most magic users are just weirdos, and I'm like the coolest son of a bitch you'll meet." She glanced side to side really quickly. "Do not tell anyone I said that. Ann would kill me if she heard me call my mom a bitch, even if in a good way."

He nodded. "I won't tell."

She looked down at his pants. "Why the hell are you still horny?"

"I'm a rabbit, name a time where I'm not horny."

She smirked. "After you cum?"

"Only sometimes."

"Damn... fine. You might be worth sharing chilidogs with."

"Chilidogs? I love those." He was half lying, he was okay on them. Depended on the chili really.

"Okay, big-bun. You passed the test. Come on in, Dawn."

Raindrop walked up the ramp and went to the door. She threw it open and walked inside. He followed her. the house was at least three or four feet off the ground. Not exactly safe for him. Though now he was here he could see that the chicken was a good foot taller than him, but then again so were most species of bestkin.

Once inside he saw that this was pretty much one single room. There was a door going to a bathroom in the back, but aside from that the kitchen, bed, couch tv and mess was what was left. There were a few empty frozen chilidog wrappers, some mechanical pieces such as gears or computer chips, and there was a bag of sillyweed on the counter, open and one join rolled up.

She glanced back at him. "Okay bunny-boy. You earned me."

He watched as she slid her shirt up and off of her head. She wasn't wearing a bra, but then again from the flat chest it was clear she didn't need too. Her chest was flat as could be, her lavender colored nipples were erect and her feathers damp from sweat from the workout.

Raindrop hooked her thumbs into her shorts and then slid them down. She was also not wearing any panties. Her bright blue tail feathers fluffed up to help show off her small but very tight ass. Her pussy lips were dripping with sexual lust. Her body was covered in a slight sheen of sweat. Now naked he could smell it. Sweat and sex, a sweet scent that made his head spin a little and his pants seemed to grow even tighter.

"Okay, Dawn. Your turn. Give me your chilidog."

He took off his flannel and his long sleeved shirt. Next he took off his pants and boxers. His dick was hard, erect, and lavender. The soft white fur on his balls complemented it well. She looked him up and down licking her beak. "You're a bit of a twig, but damn you're loaded for a rabbit. Well I'm sick of dog dick anyway, so you're in luck. I want some rabbit meat."

She walked over to the bed shaking her ass all the while. "Besides you owe me your life or whatever." She lay down on her back. "Now come here and eat me."

He licked his lips. This was a task he could do. He walked over to the bed, and climbed up onto it. she spread her legs open for him and ran fingers across either side of her wet nether lips parting them slightly to reveal the lavender color of her inner folds.

He leaned forward. Bringing his face closer to her nethers. The scent of her musk hit him like a truck and made him even harder than before. He pressed his lips to those pussy lips and kissed them gently. She giggled from the kiss. "What are you doing."

"I'm making out with your pussy."

"You're doing w-"

He shoved his mouth over it and began thrusting his tongue hot and hard against the slit. She groaned as her words trailed off and her body was hit by the heat of his tongue. She tasted amazing and the more he licked at her the more she groaned.

"F-fuck your gahh, yes right there."

Dawn licked harder, using his fingers to spread her pussy open to get in deeper than before. His tongue found her entrance and slipped inside tasting the deepest parts of her body. Thrusting his tongue in and out of her she could only moan and wriggle from the motions. Her fingers dug into his dark blue hair and gripped tight as he kept eating her out.

Lick after lick, he sent her body into ecstasy. Her juices flowing out and matting the fur of his face down. He was covered in her lust, but he was happy to please her. He slid his tongue down further, slipping it between her sweat soaked ass and found her backdoor.

She groaned. "That's my ahn, yes, lick it. Lick whatever you want!"

He massaged her asshole with his tongue. Tasting her backdoor, and feeling the dark rings of her pucker with his tongue. Lick after lick she groaned as he kept eating out her ass. She was thrilled with the motions of his tongue. Of course, she wasn't the only one here in need of pleasure.

He slid his tongue back up across her slit making her loose a powerful moan. Then he kept licking her body further north. Over her belly button, across her abs, then up over her nipple. He focused there as his tip poked against her entrance. He licked her nipple, hard, fast and wet. Placing his lips over it he sucked too making them stand out more than before. Once finished with one he slid his tongue over to the other and repeated the process.

His dick prodded her entrance. She was wet, and hot. Her voice moaning in his ears. She was loving every ounce of his tongue with her whole body.

She grabbed his head and lifted it up. Before he knew it she pressed her beak to his lips and their tongues reached out meeting in a hot, sticky kiss. She was tasting his salvia and her own juices against his tongue as they shared the kiss.

He couldn't hold back any longer. He pushed forward and slipped inside of her. She pulled her head back. "Ah! Oh goddess! Fuck me. Fuck you silly bunny you!"

He wouldn't disappoint her request.

His dick was sucked deep into her hole. As he thrust into her, the walls of her vagina spread open to the shape of his member. Her insides were soft, hot and wet. Fluids gushed out with every thrust into her. His dick was practically on fire with the lust as well. His mind had fogged over.

"F-fuck, ngh, so fucking, hot."

She pressed her beak to him again and they kissed. Her hands ran through his hair and his through hers. One hand he moved to her ass and squeezed tight as he continued thrusting deep into her. She groaned from the motions and he grunted in return.

The heat and passion surging through his body was almost maddening. He wasn't sure he could hold out like this. Then again her body was tense as it writhed and thrust up against him. She was lost in the throes of ecstasy just as much as he was. He wouldn't have to hold out for long.

She pulled her mouth away and groaned. "YES! YES! Breed me you filthy fucking rabbit! My me your whore!"

He grunted and thrust harder into her. She screamed as her body clenched down against him. Her fingers pulled at his hair. Her pussy squeezed his dick tight. Hot sprays of sexual fluids splashed up against his lap as he squirted from the climax.

He lost his hold on things then. His body exploded into a firecracker of heat and lust. His dick thrust as deep as he could. His cock erupting with sprays of hot thick fluids deep into her vagina. He kept pumping his seed into her. More and more of it filling up her womb and filling her up with hot lust. Some of his seed escaped her entrance sliding out around his cock and into the puddle of their shared fluids.

They kissed again, and as he finally finished cumming they pulled their mouths away.

Still docked deep within her they shared a soft sensitive look. She smiled up at him. "That was amazing. You know your stuff."

He laid his head down on her chest, brought his knees up under her thighs and then wrapped his arms around her side. "Mmm, yes. I was taught well I guess."

She held him in return. "Cuddly after a good humping are you? Is that normal for rabbits?"

"I don't know, never had sex with one. But I like to cuddle after."

They snuggled eachother. Raindrop kissed the top of his head. "Alright, Dawn. I'll let you cuddle me. Guess we're friends now anyway."

She smelled amazing and was so soft and warm. He could easily drift off to sleep here. Today had turned out well after all.

The End