Nothing But A Little Rivalry Competition

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A story request for Kuneho on FA.

After Rocket Raccoon accidentally crashes his ship Blackjack O'Hare's ship, he has no choice, but to tow him. Letting it be known that he's still pissed at the rabbit for taking units of job that was rightfully his, Blackjack wagers an endurance competition to have all of the units. Will Rocket be able to beat Blackjack at all three rounds of not ejaculating before the rabbit?

Rocket Raccoon, Groot, and Blackjack O'Hare © Disney, Marvel

Story written by me


Nothing But A Little Rivalry Competition

By Natsuru

Out in the far reaches of space, were Rocket and Groot; flying about in their ship, as they were coming back from a job. A failed job, that is. While Groot sat composed and quiet, Rocket was upset, as he sported a frown upon his face. What started off low, was steadily rising in volume were the angry growls that escaped through his fangs. Balling up a fist, the raccoon slammed it down upon the control panel of his ship.

"DAMN IT", Rocket swore. "Another failed a job, and it's all because of that stupid rabbit."

It didn't take long for Rocket's fur to start turning to a dark shade of red in anger. Not only that, he appeared to be fuming, as steam was coming out from his ears. And who could blame him, considering he couldn't get the rabbit he was referring to out of his head. The thoughts clouding his mind were enough to make him not pay attention, while he piloted his ship. As the raccoon was having his temper tantrum, he failed to hear the sudden gasp that escaped his friend's mouth.

"I AM GROOT! I AM GROOT", shouted Groot.

Despite the flora colossus's terrified shouts, Rocket still wasn't paying attention. The raccoon was still too wrapped up in his own thoughts about the failed job. "If that stupid rabbit hadn't gotten in our way, we could've been swimming in units by now."

"I AM GROOT! I AM GROOT! I AM GROOT!"

Groot continued to shout; this time he was tapping the raccoon's head. All that did was just make Rocket become angrier. "H-HEY, STOP TAPPIN MY HEAD", Rocket shouted back. "WHAT IS IT?"

Before Groot could utter another word, the ship they were in came to a sudden stop. Rocket had inadvertently crashed their ship into another ship. And if that wasn't bad enough, that ship he crashed into just so happened to belong to the rabbit he was having a hissy fit about. Blackjack O'Hare; a blue cybernetic rabbit.

Upon catching their bearings, the two exchanged looks through their respective frontal windows. Seeing who was in the pilot's seat of each other's ships, the two let out a gasp, before sporting a frown upon their faces. "OH FLARG", Rocket swore. "OF ALL THE CRUTACKING SHIPS, I JUST HAD TO CRASH INTO HIS!"

With a hand on his forehead, Groot groaned as he shook his head. He was in a brief daze, until he remembered what just happened. And looking at him with his frown still present was Rocket. "DAMN IT, GROOT; WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I WAS GONNA CRASH INTO HIS SHIP?"

"I am Groot", the flora colossus sighed exasperatedly.

*********

Despite the earlier crash, Rocket's ship was still capable of flying. Compared to the ship the raccoon had crashed into, his ship only suffered minor damages. But all was not good for the raccoon, because now he had to deal with the fact that Blackjack was sitting within his ship. It was Groot's idea, seeing as they couldn't just leave the rabbit on his own. They were even towing his ship, much to Rocket's dismay.

Now having to make their way to wherever the nearest repair shop was, the ride there was a quiet one. The frowns upon Rocket and Blackjack's faces were still present; the two would even occasionally glare at each other. Being in the middle of them, Groot's eyes would move from side to side; eyeing both creatures, as he was waiting for them to eventually break their silence. Although, he was really hoping for the two creatures to remain calm, and not cause a ruckus.

Just seeing that blue furred, metal head plated rabbit, was enough to have Rocket growling again; which was steadily rising in volume. The raccoon's fur had risen, just as it was turning red again. His body trembled in frustration, until he could no longer keep his cool. Rocket was the first one to break the silence within the ship.

"AAAARRRRGGGG! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE", the raccoon suddenly shouted. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"WHAT; HOW IS THIS MY FAULT", Blackjack shouted back.

"Because of you stealing our job away, and stealing our units, I couldn't get you out of my mind", Rocket answered. "You made me lose my concentration, that I couldn't see you crashing into my ship."

"I CRASHED...", Blackjack said flabbergasted. "Sounds like to me that you're just too damn stupid to pay attention. It ain't my fault you can't get yourself a job."

"YOU FLARGIN BASTARD! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!"

"I don't think, I know I'm better than you", Blackjack clarified. "That's why I'm able to get jobs and rake in some units, while you and your tree friend here, will forever be unitless bums."

At that point, a large red vein had appeared atop Rocket's head. With his fangs clenched, his whole fur turning red, and steam coming out from the raccoon's ears, Rocket had lost it. "THAT'S IT!" Deciding not to hold himself back, Rocket put his ship on autopilot and proceeded to attack Blackjack; the two fighting it out in a dust cloud.

While the dust cloud was moving left and right within the ship - the sounds of their fists hitting each other - Groot continued to sit in peace. Or at least, he was trying to. The flora colossus's body was slowly trembling out of frustration; his own teeth now clenched. By the time lasers were shooting out from the dust cloud, Groot couldn't take it any longer; he had to put his foot down. " I AM GROOT!"

Getting on his feet, Groot stepped his foot down just as the dust cloud came back to him. Upon making contact with his ankle, the fight between the two creatures came to an end. But despite that, both Rocket and Blackjack were aiming their guns at one another's heads. However - before the two could pull the triggers - Groot grabbed the two by the scruff of their necks. "I AM GROOT! I AM GROOT! I AM GROOT", the flora colossus yelled.

"WHAT", Rocket yelled. The raccoon was grinding his teeth, as he held an expression that was a mix of annoyed and anger. Blackjack - on the other hand - just held a look of confusion on his face.

"Uh...what did the giant plant say?"

*********

To keep them from causing any more trouble, and from potentially destroying the ship, Groot threw the two into an empty room. Before both Rocket and Blackjack could probably sit themselves up, Groot also took any weapons the two may have had on their person from them. Afterwards, he closed and locked the door; essentially putting the two into a timeout. It was no surprise that Rocket wouldn't like that, as he was already banging his paws hard against the door repeatedly.

"HEY, GROOT, LET ME OUT OF HERE! YOU CAN'T PUT ME IN TIME OUT. GROOOOOT!"

"Well, isn't this just swell", Blackjack said. "Thanks to you starting our little fight, now we're in time out. And worst of all, I'm stuck in this room with you."

Hearing the rabbit's words brought another vein upon Rocket's forehead, as he turned his attention towards Blackjack. Just looking at the rabbit made his teeth grind. For as long as he could remember, his encounters with Blackjack were never ideal. Every time there was a job rewarding high amounts of units, the rabbit would be there to take it from him. And if not take it, he'd end up doing far better than Rocket and Groot, that the units would go to him anyway. Ever since, the two had become rivals, although it seemed like Blackjack was specifically doing all that to get back at Rocket for some reason.

"HEY! Don't act like this is all my fault", Rocket retorted. The raccoon then brought himself over the rabbit. "This is just as much your fault, as it is mine. You, always acting and thinking that you're better than me."

That last sentence from the raccoon brought a smirk to Blackjack's face, before he bursted out into laughter of the taunting kind. "Oh, is that what's got you all in a tizzy", the rabbit teased. "Man, talk about petty; could you be even more pathetic?"

The vein upon Rocket's forehead had grown; his teeth further grinding. In his frustration, the raccoon grabbed Blackjack by the collar of his suit; his hands literally right at the rabbit's neck. Oh, how so much Rocket just wanted to strangle him right now. "Those units from that recent job you took were for me and Groot", Rocket growled. Despite all that, Blackjack was unfazed by the raccoon's actions; still holding that smug look on his face.

"Hey, did it ever occur to you that maybe I AM just better than you at doing things", Blackjack taunted. At that point, Rocket was just done with listening to the rabbit. Surprisingly, instead of going all out violent on him, the raccoon just simply threw Blackjack to the floor, and walked away from him. Even then, the rabbit was still unfazed by Rocket's actions and was simply snickering.

"Tell ya what, since I'm beginning to feel sorry for you; how about we have ourselves a little competition?" The rabbit's words made Rocket's ears twitch; the raccoon's curiosity was piqued. Turning his attention to the rabbit, Rocket could see that Blackjack held a devious smirk; a smirk that couldn't be trusted. But, again, his curiosity was already piqued. "Yeah, something like an endurance test; just to see how long any of us can last", Blackjack added. "If you can outlast me and win, then I'll give you all of my units from that recent job I took."

"You mean MY units, since they were mine to begin with, before you stole my job", Rocket responded.

With a hand on his chin, Rocket went into thought about Blackjack's idea, as he rubbed his chin. Rocket wasn't known to ever just turn down a competition, especially if the reward was units. And seeing as the raccoon considered himself better than Blackjack, he figured he could win whatever endurance test competition that Blackjack was coming up with. With a grin having appeared on his face, Rocket made his decision.

"Alright; you're on", Rocket answered. The raccoon was now snickering, as he rubbed his hands together. "This will be a breeze, and soon those units will go back to who they rightfully belong.

*********

After a few minutes had gone by, the two were sitting side-by-side and completely in the nude. While Blackjack didn't have any problems with it, Rocket seemed a bit uneasy about it. But he wanted those units and there was no way he was going to just give up.

"So...what exactly does this endurance test competition of yours involve, anyway" Rocket asked.

"Oh, not much, except for...THIS!" Without warning, Blackjack brought a hand of his towards Rocket's balls, and proceeded to fondle them. Rocket was taken aback by the rabbit's actions; he couldn't even muster out any words. With those furry hands caressing his balls, Rocket's body jittered, as his dick was beginning to make its way out from his sheath. Rocket didn't like that one bit.

"For this competition, it's to see which one of us can last longest, before reaching ejaculation", Blackjack explained. "This will go for three rounds; handjob, blowjob, and anal. If you can get through all three, and not cum before me, then you win and you have all of mine units." That same devious smirk he had prior, had returned back on his face after he gave his explanation.

After hearing the rules of their game, the raccoon glared at Blackjack. "YOU FLARGIN PERVERT", he shouted; "YOU TRICKED ME! YOU PLANNED THIS ON PURPOSE, SO I WOULDN'T WIN THE UNITS!"

Blackjack couldn't keep himself from snickering, as what Rocket said was basically true. "Hey, even I don't like having to do this with you. In fact, you're the last person I'd ever do this with", Blackjack said. "However, unlike you, I'm pretty comfortable with doing this, since I know I can win this." As the rabbit went back to snickering, Rocket was grumbling as his body was squirming; something that Blackjack enjoyed seeing. Bringing his face to one of the raccoon's ears, Blackjack said, "If you want to give up now, then go ahead. You'll just have to live with the fact that I am better than you at anything."

After hearing those words, Rocket clenched his fangs together and made a grab for Blackjack's balls. And since he was currently ticked off, the raccoon gave a hard squeeze upon the orbs; making the rabbit wince. "I never give up, especially when units are involved", Rocket said. "You're going down, you blue furred metal head!"

And from there, the competition had officially begun, with both creatures fondling one another's balls. They were both being very sensual with their rubbing upon each other's balls, but since the two were still rivals, they would occasionally give each other a hard squeeze. That; combined with their fondling, provided stimulation for the both of them. While Rocket's member was already partially erect, as more of it was still coming out from the sheath, Blackjack's own dick was just now coming out from his own sheath.

"Ah...ngh...ah!"

A mixture of moans and grunts escaped the two's mouths, as they continued to fondle and squeeze one another. And soon enough, the two were fully erect; the both of them were about the same size at six inches. Moving their hands away from their balls, the two grasped one another's dicks, and wasted no time rubbing each other. The soft fur and paw pads of their hands felt ticklish on their members; riling them both up, as their hands moved smoothly up and down their bases. Just like with their balls, the two would occasionally give one another's dicks a squeeze.

"Ah...sss...ah...ngh...ah!"

The moans that escaped from the two were steadily increasing. Rocket and Blackjack's bodies were trembling, as they both felt their blood rushing through their groins. Since Blackjack already had a head start, Rocket was the first of them to emit precum. Seeing that was enough to make Blackjack chuckle; he knew this first round was in the bag for him. But it wasn't like that went unheard, as Rocket clearly heard it; prompting him to squeeze even harder on the rabbit's dick. Obviously, Blackjack winced, but that squeeze was enough to have him emitting precum as well.

"Aaahhh...hah...aaahhh...sss...aaahhh!"

The moans of the two had further increased, just as they both increased their stroking speed upon one another's dicks. Neither of them were planning on losing the first round, so their idea was to jerk each other off faster. A sting-like pain was now coursing through their groins; their fangs were clenched, as their bodies trembled even more wildly. With one eye opened, Blackjack focused his attention on the raccoon's dick; specifically the head. The rabbit brought his hand upon the head and gave it a squeeze; rubbing it with his palm. Such an action further riled up Rocket's body; the raccoon could feel himself about to ejaculate.

"GRRRR! What a...cheap trick", Rocket grunted.

Mimicking what the rabbit was doing to him, Rocket brought his own hand upon Blackjack's head; rubbing and squeezing it. The smirk that Blackjack managed to hold on for so long, was now replaced with a look of annoyance. "I'm not...ngh...gonna lose...mmph...this round...to you", he said between moans. Not wanting to lose to someone he considered below him, the rabbit brought his other hand to Rocket's dick. Placing it on the base, Blackjack was back to stroking the raccoon's member, while also stroking the head. With his body further stimulated, Rocket was emitting even more pre; it wasn't going to be any longer for him to eventually cum.

"GRRR! Oh...no...you...don't."

Once again, Rocket copied Blackjack's actions; bringing his other hand upon the rabbit's member. And just like Blackjack, Rocket was immediately stroking both the base and head at the same time. A chill ran along the rabbit's entire body, as he too was emitting more pre, but that didn't cease his stroking of Rocket. The two were feeling light headed; their eyes were half opened, but they just couldn't stop until one of them ejaculates first.

And then, something unexpected happened. While they were lost jerking one another off, the two unintentionally brought their dicks together; their members touching. Just doing that was enough to have the two reach their peak. "NGHHHH!" For the first round of Blackjack's competition, it was a tie between the both of them, as they both came at the same time. Their palms covering each other's heads couldn't stop the cum that was shooting out; some of it having escaped through the ridges of their hands, and onto their furry bodies. The two's bodies were jerking, as they felt more and more of their seed leaving them; their moans steadily decreasing, just as their orgasms were ending.

"Looks like...this round...", Blackjack started.

"...is a...flargin draw", Rocket finished.

*********

Proceeding onwards to the second round of their competition, Rocket and Blackjack got themselves into position; a sixty-nine position, that is. Before that, they were having a little spat about who would be on top, which ultimately ended with the raccoon being on top. That was much to Blackjack's dismay, but the rabbit ultimately didn't care; he just wanted to continue with their competition, as he believed he would still win in the end.

Even after the first round, their dicks were still fully erect; throbbing proudly before their faces. Rocket grimaced as he stared at the rabbit's member; really unsure if he wanted to go through with taking someone he didn't really like's dick down his throat. But while he was distracted by his thoughts, all that did was allow for Blackjack to get himself another head start. The raccoon's fur had risen, as chills coursed along his body upon feeling his dick being swallowed whole by Blackjack.

With his eyes closed, the blue furred rabbit slowly bobbed his head, as he sucked along Rocket's entire length. With his tongue coiled around the base, the rabbit moved it in time with his sucking and head bobbing. Since Blackjack had taken the raccoon's member all the way to the balls, he felt those orbs lightly tap against his lips and nose.

Rocket hated to admit it, but he was actually impressed with how far Blackjack would go to win, but he also hated that. Just like the first round, Rocket's body was trembling; he felt his blood rushing through groin, with a hint that he might emit pre. There was no way he was planning on losing, or let the rabbit have the upper hand against him. Completely sure now, the raccoon took Blackjack's entire length down his throat. And just like the first round, Rocket mimicked the rabbit's actions being done to him; simultaneously licking and sucking Blackjack's entire dick.

"Mmm...mmph...mmmm!"

With them both sucking each other off, they couldn't keep themselves from moaning. Their muffled sounds of pleasure vibrated off from their members, further making them throb within their warm mouths. To get back at the rabbit for having another head start, Rocket brought a hand to Blackjack's balls; firmly grasping them. To entice the rabbit, Rocket was fondling the balls again, while he sucked on the dick.

Blackjack's fur had stood on end; with Rocket fondling and squeezing his balls, the rabbit felt that sting-like sensation from his groin again. With his blood rushing through his throbbing member, it didn't take long for Blackjack to start emitting precum. Even more enticing to the rabbit was feeling Rocket's tongue move along the meatus on the head; licking up the pre that was seeping out. Blackjack had the shivers; he loathed the fact that what was happening to him felt so good. He also loathed the possibility that Rocket just might win this round, but he wasn't going to stand for that. Deciding to mimic the raccoon, Blackjack ceased his licking on the entire base, and instead licked upon the meatus, but that's where the mimicking ends. With his hands already holding onto Rocket's hips, the rabbit moved his hands back to the raccoon's ass. He grasped those cheeks; spreading them apart so he could send two fingers from both of his hands into that awaiting hole.

"MMPH!"

From the sudden penetration, Rocket's tail had stood on end. While his eyes were already shut, they were now tightly clenched, as he felt those fingers thrusting slightly through his anal passage. The inner walls were pressing against those fingers and his dick throbbed uncontrollably within the rabbit's warm mouth; seeping out pre that was immediately licked up. Rocket considered Blackjack's actions to be a dirty trick, something he loathed to admit was a good one. He then figured that two could play at that game, and so the raccoon grasped one of the rabbit's cheeks with his free hand, and sent a finger into the asshole.

Just like the raccoon atop him, Blackjack's eyes were clenching, even though they were already closed. The rabbit's lower body was trembling, as he felt Rocket's finger moving through his anal passage; his own walls pressing themselves against the digit. The only thing he could think about was how much of a bastard Rocket was for copying him. At that point, the two were trying to out entice one another to see who'll cum first. The two began to suck and lick each other faster; veins having appeared along their members, as more of their blood was rushing through their groins.

"MMM...MMPH...MMMMM!"

Despite being muffled, their moans were growing louder; almost filling the room. Their licking upon one another's heads had become rapid, as the precum seeping from their meatuses was increasing; a sure sign that both were close to reaching their second orgasms. Taking each other's lengths down their throats at a fast pace, had the two gagging amidst their muffled moans; saliva coming out from their mouths. Once again, the two could feel themselves becoming lightheaded from the stimulation they were getting from their groins. Just as they were reaching their peak, the two tightened their hold on one another, and plunged their faces balls deep; hilting their members down their throats.

"MMPH!"

A muffled grunt was uttered from the two, as they both once again came at the same time. They both could feel their assholes clenching, as a stream of cum was going down their throats. The sounds of their gagging had increased, and it wasn't just saliva that was coming out from their mouths, as some of their seed was mixed in. The two continued to bob their heads along one another's lengths, which were steadily slowing down, just as their orgasms were. Upon that last drop of seed being expelled from their dicks, the two's bodies stopped trembling, and they took each other's lengths out from their mouths.

"I...hah...won...hah...this round", Rocket said between pants.

"No...hah...I did", Blackjack panted.

Neither of them won the second round, as it was another draw. But they sure did believe that one of them got the other to ejaculate before either of them. The two argued and continued to do so, until they eventually came to the conclusion that it was another draw.

*********

With the third round of their competition now beginning, Blackjack had Rocket pinned against the wall. The rabbit's dick was positioned right at the raccoon's asshole; poking the head against the entrance with a proud smirk on his face. The grimace that was upon Rocket's face was evident that he wasn't enjoying what was about to happen next. But he knew he had to suck it up if he wanted to win those units that rightfully belonged to him.

"You ready for this", Blackjack taunted.

"Grrr", Rocket growled. "Just get on with it, ya sleazebag."

With his grin still present on his face, Blackjack gave a quick nod of his head, and then went balls deep into the raccoon. Rocket immediately went wide eyed, as his fur had risen again from the rabbit going all the way into him. "OH FLARG", Rocket loudly swore. With a firm hold on the raccoon's shoulders, Blackjack didn't hold himself back as he fucked Rocket. The rabbit's thrusts were fast and hard; the sounds of his balls slapping themselves against the raccoon's cheeks began to fill the room.

"UHN...NGH...SSS...AH...NGH...AAAHHH", the two moaned and groaned.

With his ass being fucked by the rabbit behind him, Rocket's body was jerking forward and back against the wall. As that happened, his own hardened dick rubbed against the wall; his balls being pressed against it too. A grunt was uttered from the raccoon's mouth, whenever he felt a hard pump going back into him. Compared to being fucked by four fingers, the dick thrusting through his anal passage made the raccoon's body squirm more. He couldn't keep his anal walls from squeezing themselves against the member. Rocket really wanted to dig his claws into the wall right now.

"NGH...GRRR...MMPH...NGH!"

Compared to the previous rounds, the two's bodies were getting quite the workout. Sweat was running down their bodies; their fur being drenched, while the scent enveloped them. That smell - combined with the smell of sex - sent Blackjack into a horny frenzy; the rabbit further increasing his thrusting speed, despite the pressing walls. Moving his hands down to the raccoon's waist, Blackjack held a firm grip, as he got Rocket onto the floor on all fours. Now in a different position, Blackjack fucked the raccoon like the horny rabbit he was; already emitting precum again.

With his asshole clenching as he felt the head nearly hitting his prostate, along with his dick rubbing against the floor, Rocket himself was emitting precum again, too. Now the raccoon really wanted to dig his claws into the hard floor. Rocket was struggling to hold himself up, as it felt like his arms were ready to give way, but he kept himself up as best he could. Throughout the whole ordeal, the raccoon held onto the grimace on his face, but that changed for the rabbit fucking him. The proud smirk that Blackjack had was replaced with the same grimace that the raccoon had.

While it was clear that Blackjack started the whole competition to prove himself better than Rocket, and to keep his units, the rabbit's thoughts were on something else during the fun. It may be because it was possibly mating season time for him, but Blackjack was much more focused on the sex. The rabbit was enjoying their sexual activity far more than he anticipated, that he pretty much wanted to forget the whole competition part of it. His biggest concern right now was to just reach his orgasm again.

"NGH! Let's just...forget this whole competition", Blackjack suggested. "I hate to admit it, but...mating with you...is far better than wanting to keep some units."

Just like the rabbit atop him, even Rocket didn't want to admit that Blackjack was right. The sex happening right now was fun - even if the raccoon was the bottom - but Rocket preferred his greed over his lust. The fact that Blackjack would even suggest such an idea, only made Rocket believe that he was actually going to win the round and the units.

"NGH! Screw...that", Rocket answered back. "You're just...saying that...because you're losing. Those units...are mine."

The raccoon's words couldn't be more true; Blackjack was actually on the verge of reaching his peak. However, the same was true for Rocket as well, as he was just as close whenever he felt his prostate about to be hit. The raccoon's asshole was clenching tighter and tighter upon the thrusting member inside of him; precum continuing to seep out of both creatures. Amidst that, Blackjack didn't take too kindly to the raccoon's words; further tightening his hold on Rocket. Briefly ceasing his fucking, the rabbit pulled himself and Rocket back; Blackjack was now on his back with the raccoon atop him. Blackjack resumed his thrusting in and out of the raccoon, as if he hadn't stopped; his thrusting seemingly having become even more faster and harder.

"You're right...what was I thinking", Blackjack replied back. "I refuse...to lose...to you. And...I'm keeping...those units."

Blackjack's words were half true; he really didn't want to lose the round to the raccoon, but he also meant what he'd said prior. The new position made it a little bit difficult for the rabbit to continue his thrusting, but he was making it work. More grunts escaped through their clenched fangs; saliva running down the sides of their mouths as they were both completely lost in their lust. Just like the prior rounds, the two became lightheaded and that usually meant they were just about to have their orgasms. And then within seconds, Blackjack gave a hard poke at the raccoon's prostate; hilting himself in place.

"NGHHHHH!"

With the anal walls completely closing themselves against the rabbit's member, both creatures had reached their climax; the two simultaneously moaning out through their fangs. And just like before, they both reached their peak at the same time once again; it was a complete draw for all three rounds. With Blackjack filling the raccoon's insides with his seed, and Rocket shooting his own seed upon himself, their bodies were trembling lightly. They were slowly no longer feeling lightheaded, just as their orgasms were slowing down; both of them relaxing their bodies and unclenching their teeth, as they panted lightly.

"Was that...hah...another...hah...draw", Rocket questioned.

"Seems...hah...like it", Blackjack immediately answered. "And since...hah...it was a draw...I guess...I can split...the units...in half."

"I'm...good with that", Rocket agreed.

With their orgasms having finally died down, Blackjack pulled himself out from the raccoon's rear. There was a brief grunt between the two upon the rabbit doing that; the two letting out a breath afterwards. And just as the two were getting ready to enjoy their afterglow, that quickly ended just as the door to the room opened. Standing speechless at the door was Groot; who held an expression of shock on his face. Likewise, Rocket and Blackjack had the same expression. There was an awkward silence between the three.

"Uh...Groot...", Rocket started. Getting himself off from Blackjack's body, the raccoon was now on his knees. "This...this isn't what it looks like."

Groot remained speechless; the only action the flora colossus could think to do was just close the door on the two. And for whatever reason, he just locked it again. And while he was silently making his way back to the cockpit, Rocket made his way to the door; banging his fist on it again.

"GROOT, SERIOUSLY; WHAT YOU SAW WASN'T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE", Rocket yelled. "SERIOUSLY, GROOT; DON'T YOU GO BLABBERING THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE! "GROOT; ARE YOU HEARING ME?! GROOOOOT!"

While Rocket was too busy screaming his lungs off, Blackjack sat himself upright as he watched the scene. The rabbit snickered; thinking about how pathetic the raccoon was acting just to uphold his reputation. And while Blackjack himself felt the same way about being seen after the sex, he ultimately didn't care because no one other than Rocket even understood the flora colossus.

"Heh! Well, at least I had fun", Blackjack muttered under his breath.

END!