mister mister's soft clean fur

Story by Jim Wolfie on SoFurry

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Mister mister, sing a pretty song

So very pretty, so very long

Such a pretty song, cause your wearing a thong

And your tail is wagging, so could you bang that gong?

Such soft fur, so very clean

Could I brush it, and give it a sheen?

That will do more than just gleam?

Oh it belongs to a queen?

But you're a guy

And most think you should die

But not i

And I don't lie