The Long Gift—Chapter 15
#16 of The Long Gift
The Long Gift 15--Meet the Adventurers By Zmeydros AKA Lucien Quinn AKA Alexi Tishen.
NOTES: This chapter can stand on it's own. It details the events inside Jaime, Leneth, and Kurt's tabletop RPG session from the perspective of their characters. If you don't like sexy tabletop RPG sessions or dislike the way this is told, you can skip ahead.
Now that I've said that, let's introduce the characters in a way the reflects the Tabletop RPG nature of the story that is to be told. Each of the characters in my story wrote their character sheet in their own quirky way.
Characters: Bertrand (Bert) Gelding Played by: Jaime Anthro Species: Red Panda Sex: Cuntboy Class: Spell Archer Abilities: Magic, bow and arrow, short sword, diplomacy, herbalism, hand to hand fighting, quick study Attributes: Slightly below average height, stretchy--but tight--pussy and ass (Leneth and Kurt's characters make this a necessity), limber, cute butt, strong wiry muscles, virgin, empathetic. Faults: Curious hands, powerful enemy, naive, vow of chastity (I put it here as a fault because I don't like it. I hope it gets broken early in the campaign.) Notes: He's been cloistered all his life and knows little of the outside world. He's knows almost nothing about technology, but he's very proficient in magic, archery, and close quarters combat. The monks of his order were obsessed with the idea that their monastery would be attacked and the relics stolen. The truth is that the outside world has forgotten about them and moved on. Bert decided to follow his current companions because he wanted to see the world and he snuck away with them one night. Other monks from his order want to bring him back home.
Rita Rosen Played by: Kurt Anthro Species: Busty bunny herm (It's a species) Sex: Hermaphrodite (with nice big balls) Class: Swashbuckler/Gun bunny (Pun intended. Get it? Shi's Packing more than just one type of gun.) Abilities: Tactics, Filipino stick fighting, small guns, weapons technology, sexual experience, and wrestling, good with hir tongue Attributes: Six breasts in decreasing size with the top two being D or bigger, above average cock, strong pussy, toned body. (Guess I can't help myself.) Faults: Cannot stop pointing out flaws in plans, braggart, gun nut (has to examine any new weapon until hir curiosity is satisfied), hates sexism and will cause a scene if someone says the wrong thing. Notes: Shi is an intelligent fighter that uses wits and dexterity instead of strength and fortitude. Hir battle experience is moderate, but shi is exceptional in a fight due to hir obsession with combat and practicing. With hir good looks, people often expect hir to be more sexual than shi is. The truth is that it takes someone special to distract hir from hir weapons and tactics.
Newton Windfast Played by: Leneth Anthro Species: Anthro Arabian horse Sex: Male Class: Technomage Abilities: Hacking, illusions, coercion, diplomacy, security systems, breaking into things, breaking out of things, seduction, kinky thinking, good at oral (deep throating, pussy licking, etc.) Attributes: Large horse cock, nice ass, skinny, shiny fur, bright eyes, gorgeous smile Faults: Dirty mind (he gets distracted by sex easily), overly meticulous, bad reputation (he once got drunk and ended up in bed with a crime lord who already had a husband), ugly burn marks on his back and arms (from what the crime lord's husband did), hates being captive, hates dirt, hates it when people call him Newt. Notes: Newton has had a rough life, but he's made the most of it. If anyone gets stuck in a situation it's very likely he can get them unstuck. He tries to act like a gentleman, but he can't hide his love of sex for long.
****Story starts here!***
A banquet for the cyborg space pirate Lord Arnold Weissenagger was going fine for our intrepid adventurers, until Arnold asked the wrong question.
Before this question was asked, they were chatting with Arnold's guests, sharing adventures, sharing jokes, even sharing recipes. The adventurers were originally drawn to Arnold when they heard stories of his good deeds. This man struck fear into the space corporations while helping those in need. At the banquet, they learned from Arnold's fearless crew that he had a flaw: a short fuse for people who step on his hospitality.
This warning from the crew made Arnold's seemingly benign question seem ominous. The moment he started to utter the words, Newton and Bert cringed, knowing that Rita was about to make their lives much harder.
The question was: "So, what do you think of my plan for dealing with Kharmacorp's next convoy?"
Now, let us see how a busty herm bunny with an ego and an absence of tact can turn a lovely evening among friends into a hostile war-zone of inflated egos where hopes are shattered and dreams are dashed. Where the permanence of our adventurer's lives is in question, where--you get the idea.
When Rita opens hir mouth, shi finds hir companion's hands in front of it. Shi holds back hir words, silently thanking hir friends for being there for hir.
"Oh, let your dual-sexed companion speak. I'm sure shi has a perspective as unique as hir gender." Arnold's words have a slight sound of distaste each time he mentions Rita's sex. It's not that he's particularly mean, it's just that he won't leave it alone. He didn't have to mention it every single time he referred to Rita this entire evening. His demeanor would have caused even the casual observer to wonder whether he actually wanted to piss off Rita.
As Rita's companions remove their hands from hir cute muzzle, they can see that Arnold's latest comment has angered hir further. For a few seconds afterwards, Rita just clenches hir fists and attempts to hold back her words on her own, but soon the internal pressure is too much and shi spouts them like geyser of contempt. "I think it's so full of holes that you may as well open the airlock and space all the pirates your sending so you can at least let them die whole. With your plan, the convoy is going to tear them into so many pieces, you won't be able to give them a proper burial."
The pirate lord Weissenagger's eyes seem to glow an even brighter shade of red. "Oh, really? Do you have any examples?"
"You're using too many old ships with outdated lasers. You need to put a couple of your other plans on hold so you can divert newer ships to this strike. If you use the ships you've currently got assigned, you'll look like a kid trying to break windows by chucking warm jello at them." Rita pretends to throw hir jello at Arnold.
"My data says that Kharmacorp is only using type two anti-laser coatings on their ships. Are you sure you're thinking of the right--" The moment Rita cuts Arnold off, Arnold's smile starts to wane.
Holding up four fingers, Rita interrupts him. "Try type four. A month ago, they refitted all their ships because their security analysts decided that their lack of proper ship defenses would invite pirate attacks. You were mentioned in the article, it's amazing that you didn't read it."
Newton whispers in Rita's ear. "You can stop now. I might be able to talk him--"
Rita puts a finger over Newton's mouth and looks into his eyes, showing him the boiling anger within. "I'm not done yet."
"Amazing I didn't... READ IT!" Arnold slams a metallic hand on the table, denting it and causing the food to bounce. "You think I'm so vain that I would actively look for articles in the news that mention me or my organization?"
"Add idioticness to that and you'll be more accurate." Shi holds up a finger. "Idiotic because you should be looking for articles about you and your organization so that you don't miss important events that could affect your entire operation. If there was an article that said you were so stupid that you let your lead tactician get captured and that someone already knew about your next attack, you wouldn't want to know?"
"You insulted my intelligence no less than three times in your last parag--
"You're a mechanized idiot. Is there a brain somewhere in there or is it just a hamster pulling levers?" Nodding in approval of hir own insult, shi smirks at Arnold. "There, that's four times."
"You've insulted the person who owns the air you're breathing and you think I'm the idiot?" Arnold appears to be trying to calm himself down. "I'm not a small man, I'll adapt my plan to account for your observations, but you're going to have to apologize if you don't want unfortunate repercussions to transpire."
"What's unfortunate is that I'm not done--" Two hands are in front of Rita's mouth again.
Both of hir companions lean in and say. "Apologize."
"Let the herm speak. It's too late for you two, if you knew shi had such unfathomably poor manners, you should have made an excuse and kept hir out of this banquet hall." He motions for them to take their hands off.
The moment Rita's mouth is free, shi spews even more disdain. "You're trying to ambush the ships as they pass a moon that you're going to hide behind, but you failed to account for the scout ships that will come before the convoy."
Arnold sits back and puts on a confident face. "There won't be any scout ships; Kharmacorp has put this route on their low threat list."
"But Genefisk hasn't, and they're coming though just before Kharmacorp. I was going to save these observations for the planning session I was invited to attend tomorrow, but I think your underlings need to know how overconfident you've become. I found out about Genefisk's schedule by running a simple internet search last night. Did you even task anyone with finding stuff like this?" When Rita sees Arnold's mouth twist in anger and the moment he opens his mouth, shi says, "Oh, never mind, I forgot that you don't read up on current events even if they directly affect your plans."
Arnold stands up. "You! I-insufferable E... Egotistical!" He makes a fist in front of hir and growls. Then he relaxes and says. "I'll be back." Motioning for his two top advisors to follow him, he turns and walks out of the banquet hall.
The guests just stare at Rita in disbelief. Bert pulls on Rita's arm. "If you get us killed, I'm going to spend eternity chasing you around humming Lady Gaga songs until you go insane."
Rita's angry grin softens. "Are you sure you won't go uber insane before you drive me normal insane?"
A smirk crosses Bert's face as he tries not to laugh. "It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make to ensure that you are punished for what you just did."
Before Rita can respond, shi feels someone pulling on hir ear. Shi turns to see Newton's enraged face. "I said 'apologize,' not 'see if you can get Arnold to terminate us!'"
Rita tries to speak, but Newton puts a hand over hir mouth. "When he comes back in here, if you make the situation any worse, I'll cast a silence spell that will keep you from talking for a month. Do you understand?"
Nodding slowly, Rita realizes that this is the angriest shi's ever seen him. When he takes his hand off of hir mouth, shi feels some of hir anger toward Arnold wane. Shi looks at everyone seated at the table. "I fucked up, I'm sorry I ruined the mood."
A female black panther next to Bert chuckles. "I appreciate the apology, but you shouldn't worry about us. The three of you are about to see Arnold's bad side."
The impact of what shi's just done causes hir to shiver. Shi's in Arnold's asteroid base, surrounded by well-trained guards and the three of them have no weapons. The guards all have rather scary-looking knives and DNA-locked laser pistols. If shi wants to live, shi's going to have to do what Arnold says, for now. Shi passes the next couple minutes thinking up hopeless scenarios where they all die trying to escape this asteroid base with no weapons.
When Arnold walks back into the room, he has a creepy artificial smile on his face and he's carrying a leather glove. He says nothing as he walks over to Rita. When he's close, he says, "Stand, please."
Shi stands as shi stares at his creepy smiling cyborg face. When shi's on hir feet, he slaps the side of hir face, with the glove, and says, "I challenge you to a duel and I haven't decided whether it's to the death yet. I'll let you know the conditions tomorrow at noon when my guards bring you into the hangar... You may sit."
As Rita sits back down, Arnold makes his way to his seat at the head of his table. One of his advisors pulls Arnold's chair out and he sits in it.
Taking a deep breath to cool hir angry mind, Rita puts on a warm smile. "I'm sorry, I don't think you're an idiot. You have a--"
"Oh, my dear voluptuous omnisexual bunny, you are too late. Far... far... too late. So late that the train you were supposed to board has already made it to its destination, leaving you behind in the cold loneliness of your social ineptness." When shi tries to speak, he holds up his hand. "Be silent and accept your punishment. If you struggle, you will be killed by one of the five."
Ten more guards enter the room, five of these guards are in full battle armor and carrying state of the art laser rifles. "Make that fifteen guards in this room." He points at three guards. "Strip them naked."
Newton speaks up. "Isn't that a bit harsh? You're going to duel hir tomorrow. Can't it all be settled then?"
"Harsh... Harsh? Harsh like being talked down to by a guest you invited to share a meal with you? Harsh like being humiliated in front of your subordinates? Wouldn't you say that being stripped naked in front of a crowd is an appropriately acute and embarrassing punishment? No, a simple duel is inadequate, especially if I decide to let hir live." He smiles even wider. "I bet you're wondering why all three of you are being punished..."
He stands up and leans on his chair while he points at each of his followers. "If an innocent person dies because someone fucked up, I pay the family of the deceased and the person who fucked up pays as well. We share responsibility in our organization, we're a family of outlaws." He points at the three adventurers. "You three are also a group. Each of you shares responsibility for each other's actions. I'd expect you three to work on each other's flaws and better yourselves as sentient beings. By punishing all three of you, I honor the bonds you share and give all three of you motivation to change together."
"But, you didn't let us stop hir from speaking." Newton protests.
"I'm aware of that. You have to understand that stopping hir from speaking isn't a very effective way of changing hir behavior. Both shi and I have anger problems. I admit I have faults, but I've been working on them. If I hadn't made progress with my anger problems, the three of you would be dead. Also notice that I'm not dueling all three of you, I'm just dueling hir. So, I do recognize that hir choices played a larger role in the events that transpired." Arnold nods to his guards. "I still believe that all of you should be humiliated publicly."
***Campaign break.**
Kurt looks at Jaime and Leneth and then says, "I like where this is going, but it's late and I think we would have more fun if we spent some quality time with Leneth's bed before we tried to go further."
"Bed sounds good." Jaime stretches.
"Mmm, let's cuddle ourselves to sleep." Leneth gets up from the table and walks into the bathroom.
The next morning, they wake up, eat a simple breakfast, and sit down for the game. All of them are smiling in anticipation of what's about to happen.
***Campaign resumes.**
Bert peacefully chants as the guards remove his clothing. The crowd, including Newton and Rita, gasp when they see that Bert has a cunny where his penis should be. Bert looks at them shyly and doesn't bother covering up his pussy. He seems to be at peace with his nakedness. The guards lift him up and display him to everyone, making sure they all get a good look.
Arnold shifts in his seat. "I've never seen one of those... I'm truly sorry, I had no idea you had something so unique to hide."
"I'm not ashamed of what I am. I've come to peace with my body. I just hope my secret hasn't caused anyone distress." Bert looks down.
A buff male rat speaks up. "You caused distress in my pants." Nods of agreement and chuckling comes from the entire table.
Not being used to this kind of attention, Bert puts his hands over his muzzle.
The heat rushing to Rita's crotch knows no limits and as the guards remove hir clothing and shi stares at Bert's crotch. Shi looks away from the crowd in embarrassment as hir cock pushes out of it's sheath.
"So, are you truly a herm?" Arnold leans forward.
Rita lifts hir balls and shows off hir pussy. A bit of pride pushes back at hir embarrassment. "I'm not ashamed either." A few cat calls come from the table, followed by looks of approval. These pirates would probably be nice people to get to know. They seem more open-minded than their leader. Too bad shi pissed their leader off. When shi sees the way Bert is staring at hir penis, it starts throbbing.
Newton starts undressing before the guards touch him. When they reach in to help, he looks at their dirty hands and shakes his head. A few members of the crowd lick their lips when he lets his large horse cock bounce free of his robes. Bert and Rita look at his cock in wonder. Rita's pussy starts to drip with anticipation as shi imagines being between the horse and the cuntboy.
A rather dumbfounded look is on Arnold's face as he sees the three horny adventurers. Then, slowly, he appears to get an idea. "I appear to have opened Pandora's box for you three. What do you say, men and others? Shall I forgo my other punishments, excluding the duel, and have them put on a show for us? It looks like I won't even have to force them."
"Agreed." Newton says without any pause for thinking.
Both Rita and Bert look at Newton and say "What?"
"I want to take care of this." Newton points at his throbbing shaft. "And I don't want to be locked up. I hate being locked up."
"You'd rather be knocking someone up?" Rita asks with a twinkle in hir eye as the pirates murr.
"But, but... I took a vow of chastity. I'll be going against my teachings and my fellow monks will see me as an outcast." Bert wrings his hands nervously. The smell of his arousal wafts through the air as his clit pokes out from his pussy and throbs. He can't take his eyes off of Newton and Rita's cocks.
Newton chuckles. "The monks that are trying to kidnap you?"
"Yeah, the ones that already see you as an outcast for leaving behind your incredibly boring life?" Rita presses hir cock against Bert's thigh and shivers at the touch of his soft fur.
Bert bites his lip and reaches down to touch Rita's tool. When he hesitates, shi guides his paw onto hir shaft and he moans at the feeling. Shi slides hir cock in and out of his curious paw and moans. When shi bends forward to thrust harder, shi feels Newton's flared horse cock press against hir pussy. While shi's distracted, Bert starts to lick at hir shaft curiously and shi pres on his face.
Newton rubs hir juices on the end of his phallus and then pushes it into hir. Arching hir back, Rita moans and squirms, clenching hir pussy around him. Bert's mouth starts to suckle hir head, trying to taste more of hir pre, and he is soon rewarded with a spurt as shi moans louder and shakes. The entire table is watching them and shi feels awesome. Shi fondles all six of hir breasts and grinds as Newton spreads hir wide, shoving the rest of his meat into hir tight hole. Shi almost cums when he starts thrusting into hir.
Concentrating on Bert for a moment, shi guides him to his feet and puts his arms around hir neck. Shi gives him a luscious kiss as shi lifts him up and, he puts his legs around hir waist. Holding him tight, shi presses hir cock against his pussy lips. "Ready?"
He nods and says, "Break my vow."
A large thrust from Newton drives the head of hir penis into Bert and both of them shiver in ecstasy. Shi can hardly believe how well Bert's pussy is taking hir when it's this tight. Soon shi reaches Bert's hymen, and to hir surprise, Bert presses down, breaking his own hymen with hir cock. He cries in pain, but he keeps going as if he can't get enough of hir cock despite the pain.
Shi makes light thrusts into Bert while Newton picks up the pace. Hir pussy has to stretch to accommodate him, but the feeling of being filled to the brink is entirely worth it. Hir sizable clit is sending jolts of pleasure through hir as his balls smack against it. When Bert grabs onto hir and squishes hir three pairs of breasts against his chest shi murrs. Bert starts shoving himself down onto hir cock, trying to get it all the way in. His growls of pleasure are signaling that he has the pain of his virginity under control.
Shi hilts hirself within Bert and they both moan into a sultry kiss before he clenches his pussy around hir and says, "Fuck me!"
Hir thrusts start out gentle, but Bert moves his body against hir, trying to make things more rough. He seems desperate to reach his first peak and shi won't deny him. Shi starts shoving back against Newton and then thrusting into Bert in a rhythm that has them all panting and growling.
When shi hears Newton whinny in pleasure, shi looks back to see Arnold buried in Newton's ass. The banquet has turned into an orgy. Pirates are standing, sitting and lying wherever there's room, licking, stroking, and fucking. Rita is so turned on that all six of hir nipples are tingling as they rub against Bert's abdomen and chest.
The tingling grows and starts happening on the tips of hir ears just before Newton whinnies loudly and gives hir one last powerful thrust. His cream fills hir depths as hir pussy starts convulsing around his shaft. Hir orgasm comes as little shocks leading up to a big leg-shaking release that has hir screeching and grinding. Hir cock fills Bert's hungry cunny as hir male and female orgasms collide within hir.
Bert hugs Rita hard as he cries out in ecstasy. His pussy milks hir shaft for every last drop of cum as he shivers in hir arms. Shi sees his eyes unfocus as more pleasure than he's ever felt wracks his body. It takes a couple minutes for the moans to stop and when they do, Rita looks about the banquet hall, witnessing more cum than shi's ever seen in hir life. Shi looks back at Arnold and sees that his face has a warm afterglow-induced smile. Maybe things will work out for them after all.
Rita looks back at Arnold. "You're a butt pirate now."
Newton shakes his head as Rita speaks and then folds his ears down when shi finishes. One of the pirates that is hidden from view by a pile of sexed up bodies says, "He's pirated a lot of booty over the years. He's lord of the butt pirates." Laughter erupts throughout the room along with some moans as bodies shift from the humor of the situation. Newton seems to relax when Arnold laughs along with everyone else.
***Campaign break**
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