Steven Magnet's revenge
Steven Magnet was doing what he did best: swimming. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that he loved to swim AND to show off his moustache. His right moustache had been mutilated long ago, but thanks to the great pony that was Rarity his moustache not only was fixed, but it was now purple! And curly as well. All other Blue aligned creatures were jealous to the very core of their souls, and some non-Blue creatures as well.
Steven Magnet saw a pond, and decided to swim in it. Unfortunately, the pond was very tight but very deep, so Steven Magnet got trapped in there.
"Hello?" he asked for help flamboyantly, "Anyone willing to save me?"
Suddenly, a shiver was felt down his spine, and two dragons appeared, one red and one green, physically and spiritually.
"Look what we have here, a chinese dragon!" said the green one derpily.
"N-no I am no chinese dragon, I am a sea serpent!"
"STFU you commie poser!" shrieked the red one, "I bet you're a taoist too!"
"Yeah, lets rape this fucker and then burn and eat his balls!"
Steven Magnet tried to scream at the top of his gill-lungs, but the dragons tied the moustache around his mouth to keep him silent. The green one punched him in the bacculum and the red one bit on his tail until he drew black blood, that tainted forever the pond. Steven Magnet then cried tears of blood. All the while the green dragon licked and fingered every single orifice he could find, including the nostrils and the ears. Steven Magnet began to moan while the tears of blood still run down his face, and they were joined by blood coming from his nose due to the fingering the green dragon had done.
"Mmm, you like the fact that we're going to rape you and eat your burned balls, don't you, little snake whore?"
Before Steven Magnet could respond the red dragon began licking his crotch. His tongue had a diamond piercing with the words "The whore [email protected] likes big things up her ass" written on it. The green dragon had a similar piercing in his penis, that said exactly the same thing in enochian. All three males had long erections; the dragons were the thickest, but Steven Magnet was the longest.
Suddenly a roar was heard and the gryphon Gilda appeared. She looked at the three and had an instant orgasm, but refused to admit.
"Ha, you lame-os can try all you want to be cool, but I am all awesome and you are all totally lame!"
"...wut?" asked the green dragon, whose brain had broken.
"Whatever. You're such failures that your boners are all viagra."
"Listen you dyke" shouted red dragon, "We're in the middle of teaching this poser a lesson, so if you don't mind go eat horses or create hypogriffs with them."
"Like I care about what you lame-os think."
Steven Magnet got very tired of this talking. His boner was demanding release, and this bitch gryphon was just making everything so much fucking slower!
"Will somepony care to give me a blowjob?" he asked politely.
"Only if you stop being such a chinese dragon poser!" roared red dragon, clearly also barely tolerating all the bullshit going on and just wanting to fuck that Steven Magnet so fucking bad.
"Screw the fuck, I have awesome!" shrieked Gilda as she jumped towards the green dragon. Fearing that the evil gryphon bitch would damage his pwecious little cock, the dragon shoved Steven Magnet's mouth on it. Gilda instead striked at his face and removed one of the sea serpent's eyes, slowly and painfully like she liked. Seeing such gore drove red dragon crazy, so he fucked Steven Magnet as well, no lub at all!
Bleeding from his eye socket and from his cloaca, poor Steven Magnet was in unbearable pain. Which quickly turned him on more and more.
"Like having no eyes, bitch?" cackled Gilda as she finished eating Steven Magnet's left eye. She wanted to remove the second and completly blind him, but that'd be too mercifull. She instead clawed off at his ear openings, blood now running from it as she damaged the entance to the cavity where the ear drums rested. Steven Magnet would be going deaf from the left ear.
Such carnage turned the dragons on more and more, so they began increasing their fucking rhythm. The green dragon then had an idea, and removed from penis from the sea serpent's mouth. Instead, he aligned it with the cloca of the aquatic reptile, and shoved it up the same entrance where the other dragon's cock was. Result: two cocks rubbing against each other and widening the cloca of poor Steven Magnet, making the hemorrhage worse. The feeling of the cocks touching as well as the carnage nearly made the dragons orgasm, but they controlled themselves for quite a while. Steven Magnet, still very horny, sucked his own cock; autofellatio is easy to practise when you're a flexible reptile, after all.
Gilda had a plan: she moved towards the left, unsevered ,oustache. Big mistake.
"FUCK OFF YOU BITCH!!!"
Steven Magnet grabbed her wings and twisted them off, leaving two bloody stumps on Gilda's back and a pair of wings on his hands, which he quickly ate.
"What the fuck did you do you lame-o!?"
But Gilda did not hear whatever answer Steven Magnet said because her neck was twisted and her head severed and eaten. This turned on the dragons so much that they at last came, and their rainbow cum was spewn everywhere, including on Steven Magnet's wounds, healing them.
"Wow, that was fucking awesome!" said green dragon suicidally.
"Yeah, that was the best fuck I ever had. I'm sorry we wanted to eat your balls, you seem an awesome guy with you tight cloaca and your awesome blood!"
"You're very welcome, my sexy dragons!"
Saying this. he took off a quill and a paper.
"Dear Discord,
I learned today an important lesson about chaos. It doesn't matter who gets on your way, so long as you can kill them. Power and the strength to enforce it on others are the most sacred of all concepts.
Your traitorious student,
Steven Magnet."
The red dragon then grabbed the paper and burned it, and the letter appeared at Discord's statue. If Discord was capable, he'd said:
"OH MY FUCKING GOD KILL ME!!!"