Today was an average day.
This is my story of today in the form of an online conversation with a mate of mine. Please do not complain about spelling, grammar etc. I am aware it is appalling but I did not want to alter the convo just for readability. Reality is unrealistic :)
[14:36:48] Heli: How's it going, dude?
[14:43:03] LoL Clan: infinate rage because college but atleaset they acknowledge that im smarter XD i got sent home 3 hours early coz i started on next weeks work, and they dont want me being that far ahed of the class ¬¬
[14:44:40] Heli: XD Brilliant!
[14:44:47] LoL Clan: ¬¬ no no it is not. alsoo i was an hour late this morning XD
[14:45:11] Heli: Why ever not? Also, how was the weekend? And lol at you :P
[14:45:12] LoL Clan: they didnt give a flying one coz ive got nuffin to do anyways also weekend was ... fun.... :3
[14:45:28] Heli: ... You were so derpy I wish I coulda seen your face :L
[14:45:56] LoL Clan: lol whaiii?
[14:46:05] Heli: It's adorable
[14:46:12] LoL Clan: what u mean? i r confuzd
[14:46:26] Heli: I think you are adorable when you are happeh. But didn't his bf have something to say about him being there so long?
[14:46:48] LoL Clan: they broke up XD and dawww thanks :3
[14:46:57] Heli: WAT Really?
[14:47:02] LoL Clan: yup...
[14:47:05] Heli: So...
[14:47:30] LoL Clan: coz they had an argument and joe said " im off to westys coz atleast he can make me cum" their relationship died on the spot. So nao i can haz :D
[14:47:48] Heli: XD
[14:47:48] LoL Clan: and i rofled for about 3 hours.
[14:47:53] Heli: Pfghhaahahah I spat outmah milkshake
[14:48:05] LoL Clan: XD
[14:48:09] Heli: / facepalm Also nom...
[14:48:39] LoL Clan: rawr?
[14:48:42] Heli: My mouth tastes like meat...
[14:48:51] LoL Clan: ¬¬
[14:48:56] Heli: And I smell like dawg. I is happeh :3 I snuggled and made out with Kolda for like 40 mins *Sigh* He is so fluffy! Was funny though... I decided it was getting dangerous so stopped and got on with other things. 3 mins later Jaguar texted me to say if I haven't gone to the shops not to worry cos he was a few mins away. If I had been busy I'd never have heard the text go and can you imagine if he walked in!
[14:50:56] LoL Clan: >.< ahhh the aaaaawwwwwwkwwwaaaaaarrrrdddddd also NOT HAPPY, had to resort to using my sword on skyrim... im a fucking stealthy ninja archer, i shouldnt have to deal with this BS
[14:51:12] Heli: ROFL I am getting skyrim
[14:51:28] LoL Clan: i pirated it like a boss
[14:51:32] Heli: Meep I am telling you, I know you do not approve but that dawg seduces me! He has a sexier derpface than GayBear Seriously.
[14:53:00] LoL Clan: :3 i have nothing against you doing what you do with them there goggies, if you like it do it, but i will always o.0 whenever you mention it coz its that odd..
[14:54:47] Heli: He does this thing when he sees me. Instead of jumping up excitedly he goes over to the couch and leans on it all chilled. The he half-closes his eyes with this goofy grin and licks his nose and opens his legs a bit It's flipping more obvious than most skinnies You had to be ther -.- He's very kissy Always looking for mah face and snuggling me Nelson's not like that, though All he thinks about is sex He's a typical dog Always tryna jump on me They very good in company though
[14:56:53] LoL Clan: 0.o
[14:57:23] Heli: Except they do this thing where they walk past me, rubbing at my leg just a little and then walk away, holding eye-contact with staffie-eyes. Then they sit in the corner watching me They know it makes me uncomfortable and they never do anything around other people but if my sister goes to the bathroom they'll be all over me and then go ack to their bed when they hear her coming back Bloody distracting when I have to keep pretending I am not red and wet as fuck :(
[14:58:47] LoL Clan: lolz you are getting pwnt by goggies
[14:59:03] Heli: Member how much of a flirt the squirrel was> ?
[14:59:07] LoL Clan: aye
[14:59:16] Heli: They are worse. Especially Kolda
[14:59:19] LoL Clan: XD
[14:59:24] Heli: Always sniffing! Gah And not just There My neck and my ears You know how that feels So today I was in the bathroom an Hang on Wanna hear what happened? Or not rlly?
[15:01:59] LoL Clan: go for it. :3
[15:02:26] Heli: K well I was washing my hands after using this AWFUL rust remover Kolda was sitting at the door and he started walking over to me, licking my toes, and then going back to the door. It was really weird (He has a foot fetish btw Srsly That damn dog will wake me up in the mornings when I feel my feet are cold and he's licking them like the last ice-cream on earth Anyway He's licking my feet and then going back to the door then back to my feet etc) Nelson was outside chilling next to the fence cause the neighbours got a new dog and he's very territorial
[15:06:38] LoL Clan: go on...
[15:07:37] Heli: I got a little flustered (wet -.-) but I had loads to do so I went out the door, hugging Kolda and kissing him on top of his head on the way out. He looked up and licked at my face so I smooched him a bit cause I can. He was whining a little but I really didn't have time to stop as I needed to spraypaint those stupid pots before the rain Only I made the mistake of getting carried away and rubbing his chest a bit and he loves that so he followed me outside and would NOT leave me alone for five seconds. He kept sniffing and whining and licking my hands and eventually he stood up on my shoulders and tried to eat my face. Well Nelson saw that and he always gets a wee bit jealous so he came over and pushed Kolda out of the way. He's much smaller but he's quite strong and I couldn't support Kolda's weight anyway cause he is flipping heavy so I fell on my butt, Kolda landed next to me on all fours and Nelson tried to jump me then and there. I could see the tip of him poking out, glistening and looking delicious. I figured they were not going to stop and my chances of getting any work done whatsoever were nil so I went indoors and sat on the couch. Nelson got to it straight away, obsessively licking at my bare legs and anywhere he found skin. Kolda lay accross my lap and snuggled and kissed and nibbled and played puppy but I could see he was frustrated so I... Erm Helped him out a bit Like I said: Best Derpface Ever. He was all happy and chilled and suff.
[15:14:26] LoL Clan: you gave a dog a hand jerb¬¬ they aint people yous know...
[15:16:00] Heli: Not exactly... I licked at him and played with the tasty saltiness until I couldn't wait anymore, then I swallowed him and sucked out all the delicious I could then he licked out my mouth and throat *shiver* and I played with his paws a bit. He likes playing pat-the-paw :3 And tell THEM that XD Anyway. Nelson was irritating me but also making me kinda hawt so I started getting a bit worked up. He had pushed aside my shorts and was pushing his long tongue as deep into me as he could get it. But before I could get the rest of my clothes off I reckoned we had better stop so I switched the channel over to MLP and snuggled in a warm blanket of heavy furries till I got that damn text. End of day.
[15:16:26] LoL Clan: lols like i said, you got pwnt by doggies
[15:16:41] Heli: Repeatedly They just so sneaky Remember how that dogue de bordeaux followed us and licked and sniffled and flirted? Can't tell me that was innocent She wanted it She wanted YOU
[15:18:42] LoL Clan: ¬¬
[15:18:46] Heli: Only diff between you and me is I am a caring person who will help out others if they ask or demand it XD
[15:18:57] LoL Clan: see what you did there/// :P also.. DOGS ARENT PEOPLE>>> they are being selfinsh they just wants to orgasm on you
[15:21:00] Heli: I am like that most of the time too. You saying I'M not a people??
[15:21:52] LoL Clan: no you are a PERSON....
[15:22:09] Heli: You sure about that?
[15:22:18] LoL Clan: also the difference is you know what you want but they just have the 'i like that immah do it moar' thing goin.
[15:24:12] Heli: I see no problem here. :D
[15:24:57] LoL Clan: Starngly, me niether :p
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