The Orgy Before Christmas!
( Based on " ' Twas the Night Before Christmas" By Clement Moore )
'Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through our house not a creature was horny not even the mouse. My Kneesocks were hung by the tv a-glare In hope that Saint Nick would soon be bare
The dogs were cuddled all bummed in my bed while visions of knotting me pranced in their heads And my mate in his boxers and I in my shower cap Had just settled down for a post orgasm nap
When out in the yard there came such a clatter I jumped from my bed with a nasty cum splatter Away to the window I lazily walked Tore down the Curtain and undid the lock.
The moon was fresh on the florida palm Gave the image of paradise to end all qualms\ When what to my still asleep eyes would appear But a tiny red corvette tugged by eight well-hung reindeer!
What a lecherous driver all swollen and thick I knew it was santa at the sight of his dick! More potent than legal his flyers they came! And He moaned and groaned as he called them by name!
Now Dasher! Now, Danceer, Now Prancer and Vixen! On Comet! On Cupid! On Donner! And Blitzen! To the whoire on the porch! Pin 'her to the wall! And Rut away! Rut Away! Rut Away all!!
As dry cum that burns in my heated used pride When they met with my cervix they mounted and pried So up to the empty womb the swimmers they flew With their balls full of cum and Dear Santa too!
And then in a inkling I heard the little "Hyu!" The slopping and slushing on each sizely spew As I turned my tired nap and was looking around Down the roof Santa he came with a bound!
He had took off all the fur from his head to the foot.. And his beard was all covered in Ash and soot A Bundle of joy he had hung between thighs And I turned around to squeak in surprise!
His eyes how they sparkled with michievous Delight! His cheeks were all red as he came with all his might His mouth latched onto my nipple as he sucked And behind my back my arms were they tucked...
The base of his cock he still plowed inside And his cum circled around him as slammed with great pride He had heavy balls and a round little belly and when I took in air, by god were they smelly!
He was all hung and plump, a horny little lecher And I moaned when I saw him fill my cum-catcher A wink of his eye he withdrew his cock head Wiped his cum on my ass then sent me back to bed!
He spoke not a word but went back to his junk Filled each of my stockings with more of his spunk And laying his fingers upon his balls He squeezed and then came onto the walls
He ran back to his car and then to the reindeer a snore And away they all flew leaving behind his cumwhore But I heard him explain as he drove out of site "Merry Christmas to You! Hope you took the pill tongiht!"