#11 - Poor Dating Practices
#11 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.
Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.
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POOR DATING PRACTICES
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Imperial Sovereign Romari:"That's the last time I'm going out for a romantic evening with him! See if I call him back at that number he gave me. That was the worst first date I've ever had."
Imperial Assistant Neal:"Sir, we've been over this--"
Romari:"What kind of restaurant was that, anyway? The atmosphere was like meeting someone at a mortuary, and the only foods they had available were those horrid confections!"
Neal:"Sir, you--"
Romari:"And afterwards! No tact at all! He was just like, 'Pull down your pants, raise your tail, and bend over'! That sorry excuse for lube he used was freezing! It felt like Death's ice-cold bony prick probing my rectum! And I didn't even get off!"
Neal: "Sir--!"
Romari:"Nobody's allowed to touch my ass but you and my harems from now on!"
Neal: "SIR!!! It was a prostate exam -- a necessary medical procedure!"
Romari:"...Oh... Uh, right... Then I'm having that quack's license revoked! There's only one 'thermometer' he's sticking up my tail-hole, and that's the one he'll use if he becomes one of my lovers. Otherwise, he can very well just butt-out!"
Neal: *Sighs* "I'm never giving you that brand of cold medication again."
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