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"Surprise!"

Jake leapt from his bed at the sudden shout. Tangled in his covers, he rolled off the side of his bed, flailing and panicking as if there were earthquake. He thrashed to and fro until his assailant yanked the blanket from underneath him. As his eyes adjusted to the morning light, he was able to make out a large figure standing over him. He knew it could have only been one person.

"Really, June? Was that really necessary?"

"Of course it was," she said as she ruffled his hair. "Don't you know what today is?"

"...Tuesday?"

June sighed. "No, well yes, but it's also May 15. Happy birthday!" She grabbed Jake from the floor and pulled him into a tight hug, her large breasts almost enveloping his head. As a kangaskhan, she was more than strong enough to hold him up. "My little man is one year older, and he has morning wood!"

Jake tried to speak, but everything he said was lost between June's breasts. After June was done swinging him back and forth, she pushed him backwards. "Did you say something?"

"Being my birthday and all...are you gonna help me with my little morning wood problem?" As he eyed June's plump body his little problem soon began to grow.

"Yes and no."

Jake raised an eyebrow.

"Come on, silly." June spun him around and put her hands over his eyes. As big as her hands were, he couldn't see a thing. He wobbled back and forth, nearly crashing into many things as she pushed him out the door and down the hallway. "J-June, where are going?"

"Shut up, it's a surprise."

Though he couldn't see, he had been down this hallway more than enough times to know where he was going. It looked like June was directing him toward the living room. He was both curious and excited. June's presents tended to be very...eccentric.

"And stoooop here," June commanded him. "You ready?"

"I guess, but I swear I better not get hit in the face with another pie."

"Nope, even better. Tadaa!" Quickly June removed her hand from his eyes. She smiled wide as his jaw dropped. In front of him was an ocean expanse nothing but water stretched on for miles. Directly to his left and right were the edges of the doorway, but nothing was beyond them. "Happy birthday!" While he was distracted, June pushed him forward. It was a short fall into a large, wooden tub floating in the middle of nowhere.

"What the fuck?! June, where-" Looking up, he found that the doorway had disappeared. "This isn't funny! June?! Oh my god..." Stranded in the middle of the ocean, Jake felt seasick for the first time in his life. The waves lifted him higher than he liked. He clung to the edges of his tub as he frantically looked around for some sign of land. It didn't take long so see that there was none in sight.

He tried his hardest not to panic, but it was a losing battle. After a minute of drifting, something caught his eye. On the horizon was a small figure. He squinted his eyes to get a better look, but he couldn't quite make it out. Before long, he realized he didn't have to. Slowly it began to grow and take the form of a ship. Never before had Jake felt such relief.

He waved his hands, shouting at the ever-growing shape of the boat. "Heeeeey!" He was quite fortunate, it seemed to be coming right at him. But his relief soon turned to worry as he noticed the flag it displayed. "...what?"

Its sails were pitch black, as was its flag which displayed a skull and two crossed bones. The jolly roger, mark of pirates. The ship itself seemed dated as well. It appeared rickety and wooden, with several cannons jutting from its front and sides.

As it passed Jake by, a head appeared over its edge. "Capn, meat!"

"Haul it up!"

A rope flew down toward Jake's tub, and soon after, a figure began to rappel down it. It landed in Jake's tub, nearly tipping it in the process. Jake was soon faced with a tall zangoose woman, dressed in stereotypical pirate clothing. He was beginning to wonder if he was in some kind of theme park.

"Oi, you, up the rope." Her European accent was surprisingly thick.

"Uh, actually, I'll just be on my way, I'll float to land in no time. Don't worry about me," he said as he nervously chuckled.

No sooner did he finish did the zangoose draw her sword and stab a hole in the boat. "Look's like you sprung a leak." She aimed her sword at his throat. "Now up the rope."

Jake climbed faster than he thought possible. In less than a minute he was up and onto the deck. The zangoose wasn't far behind him. As he looked up, he froze as he found himself surrounded. There were pokemon of all kinds surrounding him, all of them dressed in various kinds of pirate clothing, leather pants, bandanas, and swords. Zangoose, charmelon, seviper, raichu, and even more. He couldn't spot a single male among them.

He soon became even more worried as they all started smiling and nudging each other. All of them had hungry looks on their face, and not for food. The way they whispered among each other made him nervous. He contemplated jumping ship and risking the open sea.

"Out of the way before I keelhaul you!" The crowd spread and another pokemon approached. A blaziken dressed in, what Jake had to admit was some pretty stylish captain's garb. She wore black from head to toe, her hefty-looking overcoat flowing in the wind. Her belt was adorned with a silver skull. The inside of her coat was red, as was the lining of her large, black, captain's hat.

The crew went silent as the blaziken looked Jake over. She reached down, pushing his face back and forth as she took a closer look. As she stood back up, she forcibly jammed her foot into Jake's crotch, making him yelp. She wore no boots. Her bird-like feet squeezed him again and again, making him feel more than a little uncomfortable.

Once she was done, she smiled and retracted her foot. "Sorry, girls. I'll be taking him." The rest of the pirates all groaned and complained, some of them throwing their hands in the air and tossing their bandanas on the ground. "Quit yer bellyachin'. You can have what's left after I'm done. Now get back to work."

None of the pirates stopped complaining as they went back to their posts. Jake breathed a sigh of relief, but it was only momentary as the blaziken grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to her quarters. Once inside, she threw him to the floor and slammed the door shut. Before Jake even had a chance to move, she pulled his hands behind his back and bound them with rope. He was less concerned with being tied up, and more curious about where she had gotten rope so fast. There was little time to contemplate it as she grabbed him and threw him into a nearby chair.

She removed her hat and coat, hanging them on a nearby wooden coat rack. Jake was confused at what he found underneath, she was wearing only a black bra and panties. Her breasts were huge, like two melons resting upon her chest. Her hips were wide as well. She reminded Jake of someone, but he couldn't quite remember who.

In the blink of an eye, the blaziken drew her sword and swiped down Jake's front. It happened so fast, he barely had time to be scared. His clothes fell apart in seconds, leaving his underwear with a small gash in it. Smiling, she sheathed her sword and threw it to the side.

"H-hey, can't we talk about this? I don't even know how I got her-AH!" Jake yelped as the blaziken drove her foot into his crotch. It hadn't hurt much, but he could feel the claws on the ends of her toes almost digging into his skin.

"You got two choices. Either I get you, or my crew does. It's been a month since we came across a man and they're getting rowdy. What say you, landlubber?"

"Are you sure we can't just cuddle." The blaziken's sharp talons dug even deeper into his skin."Ah! Okay, okay!" Jake sighed. It looked like he didn't have much of a choice. "Can I least know your name?"

"Ashl...Ash. Captain Ash."

"Oh, I'm-" Jake yelped again as Ash forced her foot forward.

"Quiet, you pansy. All I want to hear out of you is moaning."

Ash applied firm pressure against Jake's crotch. Slowly she moved her foot up and down, grinding it against his ever-hardening member. He went to protest, but upon seeing Ash's disapproving face, he shut his mouth as quickly as he had opened it.

Jake shuddered, biting his lip as he fought not to show his arousal, but dressed in nothing but his underwear, there was little he could do to hide it. His legs trembled. He squirmed in his seat. The blaziken's bird-like foot felt better than he expected. He couldn't help but follow her legs up to her body. She had such thick thighs. The small black string from her panties gently dug into the soft fat of her curvy hips. Her bra seemed one size too small. Her breasts looked as if there were spilling over the top. Jake couldn't take his eyes off of them.

Ash could see and feel him growing aroused. Using her dextrous toes, she hooked a claw into the top of his underwear and ripped them in half. Jake's member flew forward, landing directly in between two of the Ash's three toes. She chuckled as she closed her foot around it, letting her middle toe rub across his tip.

Jake gasped as she slowly began to move her feet up and down. Her toes gripping him tight, it was almost like a three-fingered hand jerking him off. Little by little, he forgot about the risk her claws posed. His body shook as Ash's middle toe rubbed across the tip of his member. It smeared pre all over his head as the other two toes squeezed him for more.

Ash's feet were surprisingly soft. They felt better than expected, but Jake would never say it out loud. It didn't matter. Ash could see it on his face. She enjoyed teasing him.

Jake couldn't help but let out a disappointed groan when she relinquished her foot's grip. A moment later, she knelt down, laying her hand on Jake's thigh. She reached around her back, and with a flick of her finger, her bra came undone. Jake's jaw dropped as Ash exposed her two large breasts. Not since he met his girlfriend had he seen breasts so round and perky. He couldn't take his eyes off of them. Ash quickly took notice.

"My eyes are up here."

"Yes, yes they are," Jake said as he continued staring at Ash's breasts.

"You're a funny pervert, aren't you? If I didn't have plans for ya, I'd run you through, but you're lucky this time." Leaning forward, Ash mashed her breasts into his crotch. "Now let's how long you can last."

Jake was willing to bet it wouldn't be very long. He was mesmerized by the sight of her two melons squeezing in between his thighs. Already aroused as he was, he was having trouble holding still. Ash shifted back and forth, grinding his member in between her two jugs. Pre had long since built at his tip. It ran down the side of his shaft, and stuck to Ash's giant breasts.

She chuckled as she rubbed her tits against him. "Look at you, about to cum already?" She opened her breasts and let his member fall deep between them. Jake's hips thrust forward as she closed her soft tits around him. She slid her large breasts up and down, alternating one after the other. "Do they feel good, boy?"

Jake was so focused that he couldn't respond. It took all the willpower her had not to blow his load, but he knew it was a losing battle. The tip of his member poked from the top of Ash's breasts. She licked every drop of pre it secreted, intentionally digging her firm tongue into his tip. She could almost see the desperation on his face. It amused her to no end.

Suddenly she squeezed down on her breasts and thrust them up and down as fast as she could. Jake gasped. His mouth hung wide open as the unexpected pleasure overrode his senses. His legs shook as Ash's breasts repeatedly slammed against his crotch.

His stifled moans made Ash smile. By the way his cock twitched in between her tits, she could tell he was getting close. "Don't hold out on me, you scurvy dog." Clenching her breasts tight, she began went all out, powerfully jerking Jake's member up and down. He couldn't contain himself for long. He moaned out, unable to hold his composure. He came, his body thrusting forward as cum spurted from his tip. The small globules flew far landing all over Ash's face, and even more on her breasts.

"Ha, you moan like a child." Pulling back, she let Jake sit and rest for a moment. His head tilted back, he panted as he tried to recover. "Ah, good enough I suppose. You better have more fight in you or I'll throw you to the sharpedo."

"Y-yeah, just gimme a minute."

"Ha. A minute's too long. I'm ready now." Ash turned around, giving Jake an unhindered view of her large ass. As he stared into her feathery rump, his half-limp cock sprung to life again. She was even bigger than expected. Her cheeks were round and soft-looking, her thighs were just as thick. As she pulled up on her panties, they thinned out and became lost in between her thick round ass cheeks.

Jake was so stunned by them, he hadn't noticed Ash backing up to him. Her cheeks soon came in contact with his member. "You like? Hottest ass on the seven seas." Jake could only nod as she pressed her large rump into his lap.

As he expected from a blaziken, her cheeks were firm but not hard. He was left speechless as she reached around and dug her hands into her thick hind end. She bounced it up and down over Jake's crotch, lightly rubbing it against his member. He throbbed as she placed her weight in his lap, even more so as she turned to her head to look him in the eye. His face turned red as he observed her seductive look.

Ash inched herself even farther over him. She lifted her rump high into the air, positioning it directly over Jake's member. She moved slow as she lowered herself onto his cock. She let it prod at her lower lips before forcing the head inside. His rock-hard erection easily pushed her panties aside. Ash let out a resounding groan as she felt Jake's member spread her walls apart. The amazing feel almost made her legs give out, but she fought till the last moment and maintained her slow descent.

She stopped at the very last moment and lifted herself again. "Oooh," she shuddered as she felt Jake rub against her walls. Slowly she slid up and down Jake's member, feeling him throb inside of her. Her hot juices ran down his shaft. It made it quite easy to force Jake's large cock in and out of her blazing hole.

Ash's powerful inner muscles clamped down on Jake's member with vice-like force. Jake could feel them contracting around him as he watched Ash's cheeks twitch and convulse. She spread her legs farther and farther apart, each time sliding him deeper.

The lewd, wet sound of Jake piercing her folds turned Ash on the more she heard it. The sound grew steadily sticker as Jake's member loosed its pre into her. The need for pleasure soon began to override all else. As she sped up, he strides became longer and longer. She dove all the way down Jake's member, pressing her thick rump into his crotch, and lifted herself till only his tip remained inside.

It was a long, but fast motion, one that Jake greatly appreciated. Before long, he had started thrusting upwards to meet Ash halfway. Small ripples flew across Ash's ass as Jake pounded into her cheeks. The large amounts of her juices began flying in all directions. Her butt soon became soaked. She leaned into Jake, resting her back against his front.

Her breasts wobbled to and fro as she bounced on Jake's cock. Her tongue hung from her mouth, dripping onto her legs as she approached her peak. Her powerful legs propelled her up and down at high speeds. She fondled her large breasts, her fingers tweaking her nipples. She could feel herself cumming and did everything she could to make it better.

She bounced as hard as she could until the very last moment. Her walls began to convulse and her thighs began to quiver. She arched her back, her cunt tightening around Jake's member. Her hot juices fired from the edges of her hole, splattering Jake's legs in clear, sticky cum. Jake's cock throbbed powerfully as he felt Ash's walls quivering around him. He could do nothing to contain himself. He moaned as his cock coated her walls in cum. Spurt after spurt slowly began to fill Ash's tunnel. As he fired the last of his seed, it oozed from Ash's hole, slowly sliding Jake's shaft.

The two of them sighed, their chests heaving as they recovered. Trapped on a boat with a crew of horny pirates, Jake soon began to think it wouldn't be so bad after all. He was moments away from giving his new captain another round when he spotted something near the door. He couldn't see past Ash's head, but whatever it was, it was getting closer. Before it was upon him, Jake heard Ash whisper, "Happy Birthday, Jake."

"...Wait, how do you-" Before he could finish, everything went dark.

~-~~

Arrogantly Jake strode through the forest, his sword resting on his shoulder, and his chin raised high. Everything was as it always had been. He contemplated his day. Perhaps after returning to the village he would visit the local tavern. There were sure to be many different kinds wenches for him to grace with his presence, his very large presence. Just the thought of it put a wide smile on his face. After all, it had been twelve whole hours since he had last laid a woman, twice as long as usual.

His grip on his sword tightened as an unsettling sound filled the air. They were distant, but he could recognize that sound anywhere. "Dunsparce goblins. I hate those." They were mischevious creatures, known for their distinctive laughs. Jake was tempted to slay the little beasts just for fun, but among their laughs, he heard another sound. "A maiden!"

Without hesitation Jake charged through the forest, dodging trees and snapping branches. It took only a minute to reach the source of the cries. As he expected there were many of the little goblins. They appeared to have set up camp in the small clearing.

As Jake approached, they were all dancing around a large tree in the center. Hanging by a rope from one of its branches, was the maiden Jake sought. Though the situation seemed dire, he couldn't help but let a smile creep on to his face. "I may not have to go back to the village after all."

He eyed the woman from head to toe. He had lain many pokemon women before, but never a rapidash. From what he could see, she possessed a full-figured body, wide curves like a middle-aged woman, thighs thicker as Jake's very muscular arms, an immaculate red mane and tail, and not to mention a cute and flawless-looking face. Her breasts were nothing to scoff at either. They were large, round, and perky, just the way Jake liked them. She was adorned in warriors clothing, but she couldn't have been much of a warrior if she were caught by such simple creatures. It didn't matter much to Jake.

The goblins were so engrossed in their dance, they didn't stand a chance as Jake rushed forward and cut them all down. They posed no threat.

The rapidash sighed in relief as Jake sheathed his sword. "Ooh, thank the Gods. They ambushed me and-"

"I have saved your life, woman," Jake interrupted. "And I expect compensation."

"Blunt. Take what you want from my pockets. I will manage."

"You don't seem to understand. I don't need your money."

The rapidash groaned in disgust as she noticed the familiar look on Jake's face. "So you're one of those men. I'm not a whore for you to use."

"Then I'll leave you here then. It should be less than a few minutes before the next beast comes by. I'll have just as much fun watching it ravage your body as I would myself."

The rapidash gritted her teeth. "You're a terrible man."

"Make your choice."

The rapidash sighed. "Fine. But you may not like what you find down there."

Jake pulled a knife from his pouch and tossed it high, easily cutting the rope. The rapidash fell right onto his shoulder, her arms still tied behind her back. He wasted no time carrying her to a nearby wooden crate and dropping her on to it. Her large breasts cushioned her fall. "Hey, aren't you going to untie me first?"

"Oh quiet, wench. I'll untie you when I see fit."

The rapidash scoffed. "My name is Sarah, not wench."

"How fascinating." Jake ripped Sarah's belt apart, uninterested in the mindless chatter coming from her mouth. Though the name seemed familiar somehow. Ignoring his brush with deja-vu, he pulled her brown leather pants down just below her thighs to find a pleasant surprise. "So that is what you meant..."

"Hmph, hope I didn't ruin daaaaah!" Sarah trailed off as Jake grabbed hold of one of her very large balls.

"I don't get to see very many hermaphrodites. What a treat." He cupped her balls in both hands, squeezing them and watching Sarah's reaction. As he massaged the two orange-sized orbs, her legs curled, and her large ass shook. He was gentle when handling them. He just loved seeing the muscles in her rump contract, not to mention the way her thick pussy lips quivered.

"You enjoy it more than any other wench I've seen." Jake couldn't help but chuckle at Sarah's angry growls.

With one hand still fondling Sarah's balls, Jake used the other hand to undo his pants. Staring at her ass had made his pants uncomfortably tight. It was not only rare to find a hermaphrodite, but it was also rare to find one with such a beautiful ass. Her cheeks were like large, almost fat-looking, but underneath, he he could tell was a layer of firm muscle. It was so perfectly round and free of bumps or gashes. And her creamy white fur was spotless. It was a joy to look at. It would feel even better to touch.

The moment he freed his member, he laid it directly into her deep crack. Grabbing hold of Sarah's plump cheeks, he pressed them together. Their fat was more than enough to envelop Jake completely.

It brought him great joy to rub against such a wonderful ass. He smiled as he toyed with it, rubbing it, squeezing it, sliding it's two soft cheeks up and down against his member. He stepped forward, feeling the need to be closer. His cock throbbed as he rubbed his crotch against it. He soon began to thrust, dragging himself back and forth through her supple cheeks.

He raised his hand high and brought it down as hard as he could onto Sarah's ass. She yelped as she felt the smack. She continued to growl as he did it again, his powerful smacks causing her stout flesh to jiggle.

Wanting to degrade Sarah as much as possible, he reached down and toyed with her private areas, laughing at her reactions. She tried her hardest to grit her teeth and bear it, but slowly her growls became more and more quiet. She found her insides twitching as Jake ran his hands along her thick lips. He traced their edges, just barely sliding his finger in between them. Unwillingly, Sarah found herself pushing backwards, her body desperate for penetration. But Jake wouldn't allow it.

Instead, he grabbed hold of her balls once more. He twisted and squeezed them in both hands. Sarah's body was much more responsive this time around. He could see her thighs quivering almost violently, and her breath was beginning to speed up. She was as much of a whore as he thought.

Wanting a little satisfaction himself, he grabbed hold of her cheeks again squashed them hard around his cock. He dug his hands into her soft rump as he rubbed himself against it. As he thrust forward, his member leaked. He found much satisfaction in watching it jiggle and contour to hit large cock's shape. He just loved a woman with a sizable ass. The more he rubbed against it, the more aroused he became. He member began to fire thin spurt of pre. The small spurts landed all over Sarah's tail and seeped in between her crack. He loved it, but it wasn't quite enough.

Without warning, he flipped Sarah over, pulled her to the ground and threw her against the crate. She didn't complain. Still she gritted her teeth and looked as defiant as possible. Scoffing, Jake stepped close to her, his member sitting very close to her face. "Open up."

Sarah growled even louder. Her eyes were full of hate as she stared at Jake, but even so, she had no choice but to open her mouth. Almost immediately, Jake thrust forward, his large member almost hitting the back of her throat. She fought hard to ignore her gag reflex as she knew puking would only anger Jake.

"Bite down and I'll do far worse things to you than anything in this forest." Sarah scoffed and looked the other way. "Good girl."

Not wanting to wait any longer, Jake grabbed on to her long snout. Slowly he pulled his cock free, enjoying the feeling of Sarah's lips grinding against his edges. His long, drawn-out motion seemed to go on forever. He pulled until only the tip of his member remained inside, and slowly thrust forward again.

He made sure to hold her snout tight as he forced himself inside. He held it with both hands, instinctively pulling it into his thrusts.

Sarah found it hard to look anywhere else but forward as her mouth was used like a toy. Though she wanted nothing more than to bite Jake's dick in half, it probably wouldn't be worth it in the long run. If making him cum was the quickest way to gain her freedom, then she would have do it.

Reluctantly, Sarah began dragging her tongue along the underside of Jake's member. Her slimy organ was well-suited to the task. Jake let out a quiet groan as he felt her long, flexible tongue rubbing against him. "That feel's marvelous. At least you're good for something," Jake taunted.

The temptation to bite down was even greater, but Sarah maintained her composure. Wanting to end things as soon as possible, she wrapped her lengthy tongue around Jake's member, causing him to let out a breathy, "Ahh." He leaned forward as he began to pick up speed. Sarah had tightened her mouth considerably, and it was becoming hard to hold back.

He placed his hand on the back of her head, using the added leverage to force her face into his crotch. He was growing more and more rough by the second. His pre began to coat Sarah's mouth. She did her best to swallow it quickly before it drowned her.

The look on Jake's face told her he was close. His eyes were clenched shut, and his mouth hung open. Slowly but surely, his grip grew more and more tight, and his thrusts became more erratic. Sarah could feel his cock throbbing in her mouth. Over and over, Jake thrust his hips forward, nearly driving his member down her throat. Feeling that he was close, Sarah resigned to letting him have his way. She did little else but close her eyes and let Jake finish the job. It wouldn't be much longer.

Jake shuddered. He was long past the point of no return. He wrapped both his hands around Sarah's head and jerked it toward him. He groaned, his legs shaking, and his cock twitching. He erupted into Sarah's mouth, the thick, white spurts filling it in moments. She couldn't swallow nearly fast enough. Her cheeks soon swelled with cum, and as Jake continued to fire into her mouth, the excess seed burst from the edges of her mouth. At every powerful spurt, another wave of cum would gush. Only then did Sarah become somewhat concerned about her safety.

Though it seemed never-ending, the flow eventually came to a stop. With a heavy sigh, Jake removed his member, allowing the surplus of cum to spill from Sarah's mouth. She coughed and wheezed. Never before had she seen a man who could produce so much semen. She was both annoyed and impressed. "There," she said as she panted. "You got what you wanted. Now let me go."

"Ha!" Without warning, Jake grabbed he legs and pulled her on to her back.

"Jeez, you're not done yet?" Only then did she look up and see that Jake was still as hard as ever. His tall erection spoke for itself.

Feeling more than a little aroused, Jack quickly pulled Sarah's pants all the way down and threw them to the side. Her massive member sprung upwards, leaking ever-so-slightly. It appeared she had enjoyed the rough treatment. Smiling, he bent her legs toward her head, giving him a clear view of his prize. He positioned himself close, almost bending over her. He didn't mind her cock's close proximity to his face. It was quite the arousing view.

Holding her legs back, he pressed the tip of his member to her plump lips. They contracted immediately, almost as if trying to pull him in. He prodded the tight-looking tunnel as long as possible. He just loved to watch Sarah's half-eager, half-annoyed face. He couldn't wait very long himself. Slowly he pressed inside, splitting Sarah's thick lower lips apart. She held on as long as she could, but as she felt his member sliding against her walls, Sarah couldn't help but let out a moan.

The top of Jake's member grazed the bottom of her sensitive balls, bringing her even greater pleasure. Her cock throbbed at his every move. Already the pre had pooled at the tip of her member and slid down her shaft. At the last moment, Jake used all of his strength to sink the last of himself inside of her. She gasped, her legs buckling and her cock firing a spurt of pre into the air.

He wasted no time beginning his onslaught of thrusts. Gentle wasn't his strong suit. He rammed into Sarah's cunt with all the force he could muster. Every powerful thrust caused her body to shake, and her thick ass to ripple.

Jake's smile grew even wider. Her pussy was one of the tightest he had ever felt. It also leaked like a small river, making her tunnel feel that much better. The sight of her breasts bouncing back and forth was amazing, as was the sight of her cock throbbing up and down. The faster he thrust, the more it spurted. Feeling mischievous, he grabbed it and squeezed it tight.

A hoarse moan escaped Sarah's lips as Jake began to stroke it. He laughed out loud as he heard her scream, "yes!" His grip tight, he stroked the throbbing piece of meat as fast as he could. Sarah shuddered, cum already gushing from her cock. Jake hadn't felt it coming, but Sarah came beneath him. She arched her back, her member firing several thick spurts of cum into the air. They flew high and landed all over her breasts and stomach. The rapid contractions of her tunnel were almost too much for Jake to handle. He didn't want to finish quite yet.

He pulled out and as quick as he could, jammed his cock into Sarah's tight asshole. He grabbed on to her hips, leaned over her body, and pounded her tight pucker. She screamed even louder. Though still amused by her moans, they were a very minor concern to Jake. As close as he was, he could think of nothing else but his own impending orgasm. With taut feeling of Sarah's anal passage, it didn't take long for Jake to finish.

He gritted his teeth, his body quivering as he filled Sarah's hole with his cum. It took only seconds for the white goo to overflow and burst from the sides of her ass with loud, wet-sounding spurts. He pulled out at the last second, firing the last of his sticky seed all over Sarah's ass and balls.

Jake sighed. He released Sarah's legs, letting them fall to the ground. Her cock has quickly gone flaccid as it laid against her stomach. She panted loud, her head tilted back and her chest heaving up and down.

As arrogant as ever, Jake stood and smiled, unaware of the figure appearing from the tent behind him. "You'll be fine that way, I'm sure. Just hobble your way to the nearest town and someone will cut you free." Jake chuckled. "Oh, and your welcome."

Before he turned to leave, Sarah said one last thing under her breath. "Nice one, birthday boy."

Jake froze. "Birthday boy?" Before he knew it, a heavy object slammed into the back of his head. He was out in moments.

~~~

Jake groaned as he sat up. He could barely hear, and the world seemed blurry. Through his haze, he made out what sounded like laughter - loud laughter. It became much more apparent as the world came into focus, and he saw three figures standing over him. They weren't hard to recognize: his girlfriend June, and three of her best friends. Sarah, a rapidash, Ashley, a blaziken, Carrey a mewtwo. Jake had seen them numerous times over the years.

"Sarah...Ashley..." The girls covered their mouths as the looked at the puzzled look on Jake's face. "Wait...WAIT A MINUTE!"

Suddenly the girls broke into laughter. "Happy Birthday Jake," they all yelled simultaneously.

"Son of a- so you, and you...wait, what did you do," he asked as he pointed to Terry.

"I provided the illusion, and the additional mindfuckery. Your mind is so easy to mess with, Jake." He groaned. "Oh you can't tell me you didn't enjoy it."

"Well, maybe a little..."

"Riiight."

"And you," Jake looked at June. "I assume this was your plan?"

"I may have had something to do with it."

"'May' as in masterminded?"

"Maybe. Did you like it?"

"I gotta admit...this was one of your better presents."

"Well it's not over yet." June whistled loudly and within seconds, pokemon piled through the doorway. Some Jake recognized, some he didn't. "Umm, June? They're not here for-"

"So who's going next," June yelled into the small crowd. Though most stayed quiet, there were more than a few eager to get their turn. "Me next, I want to be sexy nurse."

"I want to be an alien."

"I want to be an amazon."

"Wait," Jake shouted. "Don't I get a rest first?"

They all stared at him and began to laugh. "Sexy nurse it is then!" Carrey raised her hands into the air, and suddenly Jake began to feel woozy.

"Happy birthday, Jake," June said with a mischievous smile.

"Wait...d-dammit, June," he managed to say before he passed out once again.