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Loona's Love Life.

Chapter 12: One Crazy Bitch.

June, 10, 2021.

Sophia was board, she had exhausted her supply of books on magic and all kinds of supernatural phenomena. She was convinced that Alex wasn't a changeling but his colleagues were most defiantly not of this world. The sulfur, red eyes, and the fact that Loona was a constant bitch, all added up to one thing.

“Demons." She muttered to herself as she dredged herself from her bed and made her way to the living room, she was fairly surprised to see Alex there, and pleasantly so to see that he'd made breakfast. Hearing her come in he looked away from the stove and smiled as she entered the kitchen.

“Hey," Alex went back to looking at the food, making sure to not burn the bacon. Sophia was at a loss for words. So she simply went over and gave him a hug. He felt her tears through his shirt and gave her hand a squeeze of assurance.

“I am sorry for not being around a whole lot as of late." He sighed as he thought about what he was going to say next.

“Sophia listen I need to tell you something important because quite frankly I and my colleges are going to need all of the help we can get." He took her over to the table and sat down grabbing the bacon as he went. Once they were both settled Alex let out a deep breath.

“Ok, so here's the deal." He looked Sophia in the eyes. “My co-workers are from hell." She just stared.

“Ok?" Alex was perplexed.

“That's it?" He asked as Sophia just shrugged.

“Well it's not really a secret, I found that out a little while ago." Alex was surprised but then rolled his eyes.

“Of course." He just took a deep breath and continued.

“Ok, so I'll get to the point, we need someone who's adept at magic to help us with a case." He said pulling out the file for Mt. Rodgers.

“This is our target, but there's a catch." He then pulled out a picture of the cherubs.

“These three little assholes are guarding him and with all of his bodyguards, we'll be hard pressed to get in and out unbeknownst." Sophia smiled.

“And That's where I come in, correct?" Alex nodded.

“I don't know how strong you are when it comes to magic but even if it's only a little bit then that's still more than anyone on our team." Sophia gave Alex a smile and took his hand in her own.

“Hmmm, what if I want something in return for this little favor?" She asked as Alex narrowed his eyes.

“Depends, what would you want?" She smirked gripping his hand even tighter. Alex gave her a look of recognition, but it soon faltered as he shook his head.

“I want a date. You and me." She smiled wickedly as Alex mulled his options over. He didn't know anyone else well versed in magic, but he wasn't about to whore himself out.

“No." His refusal caught Sophia off guard.

“What?" She asked as Alex got to his feet. He then turned towards Sophia and sighed.

“Look, Sophia, you'll have to forgive me for being blind." He shook his head and gave her a look of pity.

“I'm sorry but my answer is no." He repeated. Sophia took his refusal as well as she had taken the past few weeks, her anger flared to life, and using her telekinesis she hauled Alex to his feet and smashed him against the kitchen wall. He tried to speak but his voice wouldn't come, he tried to reach for his cross but his hands were frozen. So instead he began to pray.

“You think that you can just toy with my feelings?" Sophia began to levitate and so did a few of the pots and pans around her. Using her magic Sophia wrenched Alex's head in her direction. He let out a silent cry as his neck popped. His prayer continued in his head unabated by Sophia's show of power.

“Tell me just what has that bitch done to you!?" Alex could feel his mouth become his own again. He then looked Sophia in the eyes and smirked.

“Fuck you." Sophia's eyes had gone full blown black as she held out a hand, Alex let out a scream of agony as he felt like his insides were getting crushed.

“AHHHH!" His screams made Sophia smile but she felt her grasp on her magic and with is Alex fading quickly. She stopped her assault on his nervous system and gave him a breather.

“How about now?" She asked, Alex could feel his hand again and so he lifted it up and flipped her the bird. Another bust of pain caused Alex to scream even louder, Sophia's magic overloading his nervous system once more with pain. She stopped her torture when a small jingle caught her attention. Looking around she saw that Alex's phone had dropped from his pocket. Grabbing it she saw that he had a text from Blitz. Then she smiled.

“You know I have been practicing summoning and binding spells." She glanced over to Alex and smirked.

“Maybe I should pay that bitch of yours a visit." Alex let out a small growl as he slowly slid down the wall as Sophia let him go. He frantically looked around for a gun but came up empty.

“Wait!" He shouted coughing as Sophia stopped, her interest piqued.

“Oh are we suddenly going to be more cooperative?" She smirked as she dragged Alex to his feet and sat him back down at the table, joining him soon after. He scowled as Sophia handed him his phone.

“Go on and tell them that I'll help out." She smiled as Alex tapped at his phone's keyboard.

“And now tell them why," She commanded, Alex smirked.

“That's a bad idea." Sophia scowled and grabbed his balls in a vice grip.

“Do it or we get to see how long it takes you to really break!" She threatened him with a tight squeeze. Getting the message Alex frantically typed out the why and sent it.

He scowled as Sophia flit around the apartment feeling like a million bucks.

Back in Hell...

“She agreed." Blitz read aloud. “But only if Alex goes on a date with her." A crack throughout the office caught everyone's attention and all eyes went to Loona who had a death grip on her mouse.

“She what?" Loona's voice was eerily calm as she asked the loaded question. Blitz let out a nervous chuckle as his daughter stared his phone down.

“Now, Loona dear I know-" He was cut off as Loona held up a hand. She stopped and took a deep breath. Taking several more she eventually calmed down.

“You know what I don't care, I don't want to hear about it." She sat back down and put on her headphones. The rest of I.M.P. all gave Loona a look of trepidation.

“She's never done that before." Millie whispered to Moxxie. He nodded.

“I know, it's weird." He agreed, Loona finally got fed up with feeling the others staring at her and so she got up and calmly walked out of the office and went to the restroom. Once there she took a few deep breaths and stared at herself in the mirror. Seeing her reflection made her growl. In a flash of anger, she shattered the once vibrant mirror. Her anger dissipating however g9ving way to sadness, this, however, confused her as she sank to the floor and huddled into a fetal position.

“Why the hell am I angry?" She thought about it and the only thing she had to go on was the date. She let out a strangled giggle.

“Why the fuck should I care about who he dates!?" She snarled to herself, feeling hot tears stain her cheeks. She didn't have any kind of warning before the door to the restroom opened and in strolled Moxxie. He stopped and looked at the image on the door. Sure enough, this was the men's restroom, looking back to Loona however his eyes went wide when he saw the mirror shards and her hand.

“Oh, crumbs!" He bolted over to Loona's side as she just sat there staring off into space, while her injured hand bleed all over the floor. He grabbed a small first aid pack from his fanny pack and began to bandage her hand while Loona just sat there. Moxxie looked from the glass to Loona and let a small smile cross his face.

“So I take it you aren't too crazy about the whole date idea?" Loona just looked at him and grumbled.

“What do you think, asshole?" She muttered as Moxxie pulled a glass shard out of her hand causing her to hiss. Moxxie then took some hydrogen peroxide and dabbed a little into the wound causing it to bubble and Loona just let out a sigh.

“So why don't you go do something about it?" He asked as he bandaged up her hand, carefully and gently. Loona just laughed.

“Oh so you want to fuck over our chances of actually winning this little confrontation?" She smiled as Moxxie just shrugged.

“No, but I do want you to be happy." He smiled while Loona just looked confused.

“Why do you care?" Moxxie smirked.

“Because your not so grumpy or as mean around him." He finished her hand and then helped her up, as much as he could being only four feet tall.

“Now let's take this slow ok, we know that he has no romantic interest in Sophia, he told us as much, and with the way she has acted in the past, I highly doubt he's going on this date willingly." Loona just rolled her eyes.

“Ok but then what, did she threaten him?" Moxxie shook his head.

“No idea but it's a safe bet she did something drastic to get him to go out with her." He surmised. Loona just chuckled.

“Well look at you mister detective." Moxxie just blushed and waved her off.

“No, we just like to talk about all sorts of things." He took Loona's hand and lead her down the hall back to the office. Surprisingly she didn't pull away from his touch, feeling comforted by the imps presence and help. The to went into the room and Loona gave her dad a sheepish.

“So, Moxxie here figures Alex wasn't a willing participant in this whole date deal." Millie and Blitz nodded.

“Yeah, that crazy bitch is a real nut bag." He said as he flipped his phone open. He sent Alex a text and then went back to inspecting his daughter. He saw her bandaged hand and snickered.

“Broke the mirror again?" Loona let out a nervous chuckle, her ears pinned back.

“Yeah." Blitz just snickered as he gave her a pat on the back.

“You know we're gonna have to find something stronger than those tungsten pieces of shit." He thought about it and shrugged.

“Meh, not going to worry about it now." He then looked at his phone and let out a sigh.

“Ok, Loona, open up the portal." As soon as the portal opened Alex flew through it.

“Close it!" He yelled, Loona didn't miss a beat and closed the book, shutting off the portal with a loud snap. All eyes went over to Alex who simply lay there his eyes closed as he took deep breaths. Loona was at his side in an instant. She smelt the same magical scent as before and let out a growl as she saw Alex wince in pain.

“That's it, I'm killing that bitch!" She glared as she got up, but stopped as Alex grabbed her leg.

“No, not yet." He said through ragged breaths. Loona stopped dead and knelt down next to Alex flashing him a soft smile. Moxxie came over and began to assess his injuries. Millie meanwhile began to sharpen a wicked looking axe, and Blitz whipped out his phone and gave out a sigh.

“Yeah, Stolas it's me. Yeah, yeah, my dick is huge and juicy, listen I'ma need to postpone our little party." He sighed as she looked over to Alex

“Because some dumb cunt with psychic powers has taken it upon herself to hurt one of my employees." Blitz noticed Alex's phone lite up and he sighed.

“One sec." He took out his pistol and shot the electronic device.

“Ok, so listen were going to go and take this bitch out real quick, then we'll start making a plan to kill this Mr. Rodger's asshole." He smiled.

“Ok, great, we'll let you know when we're done." He hung up and sighed. Then he went over to Alex and poked him in the side of his chest. Alex groaned and then gave him a death glare.

“How ya doin Cockroach?" He asked as Alex just gave him a smirk.

“Oh I'm doing fine." He wheezed as his body seized up a little bit. Loona growled once more as she thought about Sophia.

“So how come we aren't going to kill this bitch, right here and now?" Alex just grimaced.

“Because we need her help with-" Loona snarled silencing Alex as she gently scooped him up and took him over to the couch. She put him down and gave him a smirk.

“We aren't going to need that whores help." She gave a low growl as she held Alex close to her, placing her head on top of his as he lay there getting the feeling back into this limbs. Getting feeling back in his arm he began to soothingly stroke Loona's arm.

“Ok, ok, we'll do this your way then." Loona let out a huff as she calmed down a little bit, the soothing smooth skin of Alex's hand on her fur sent tingles up Loona's spine. She held Alex just a little bit tighter, careful to not aggravate his injuries. Blitz walked over and huffed.

“Listen kid, I'm no saint but even I know that your god would want this bitch dead, so here's what where going to do." He grabbed the white board and began to draw up a plan.

“We know that those cherubs are guarding that one asshole." He smirked drawing a questionable picture of the three fallen angels.

“However those pricks can't resist trying to fuck us over every chance they get. So we're going to draw them out with a little bait and let them fight it out with the bitch," He then drew a crude representation of Sophia.

“Then we go and clean up whoevers left." He glanced around to see everyone looking at him with astonishment.

“What?" Moxxie just stood there looking flabbergasted.

“That's actually a brilliant plan Sr." Blitz just stood there looking smug.

“Well of course its a good plan, I thought of it." He boasted as he took a picture of it for later. He then looked over to Alex and smirked.

“Don't you worry buddy, you just rest up, let us take care of the rest, when your feeling better we'll go over the roles and plan." He then went over and gave Alex a fist bump. Alex gave a smirk as he feebly returned the gesture.

“Thanks boss." Blitz just waved it off. “Don't mention it. You still owe us for keeping you alive, consider this a test to see if you've got what it takes to really be one of us."