Bird Wife (HMOFA)
A man accidentally causes one his bird wife's instincts to kick in.
~300 words
>The soft glow of sunrise lulls you into a state of awareness
>You open your tired eyes and you're met with the wrinkled sheets of the bed you're laying on
>Beside you is your wonderful bird wife
>Not quite mustering up the energy to get up, much less move away from the heat radiating off her feathers, you stay in silent bliss for several more minutes
>But eventually you do need to get up
>So you roll over onto your back and lean forward
>Putting your arms up to stretch your stiff muscles you feel a mighty yawn coming on and turn your head to the ceiling
>"AAAAAHHHHhhhhhhh-mrmph!"
>You don't know what, but something just got thrown into your mouth
>After gagging a bit and spitting the fruity objects past your lips you see that they're...gummy bears?
>You look to your wife sheepishly holding a bag of the things, her entire body says sorry without speaking it
>"Babe, why did you just do that?"
>"Well you, uhhh, kind of looked hungry."
>"...what?" You say dumbly
>"Come on anon! We just woke up, your mouth was open, you looked just like a starving chick begging for food!"
>Your eyes drift down to the bag of gummy bears she was holding
>"And the candy? I thought you said you trying to eat healthier."
>She quickly throws the bag under the bed as if you might forget about them if they were out of sight
>"Just some gummy bears I forgot I had under there."
>"uh huh" You say with a disbelieving tone
>Ya, you were totally raiding her stash under the bed the next time she wasn't looking
>You hope she has some funyuns hidden under there, you love those salty little bastards