CH6: Out of the Cage and into the Frying Pan
The horses come to a halt in front of the cabin and the sisters dismount. They meet at the rear of the wagon and Urmine waves a claw in the air. "I release you from your weightly tether, make this cage as light as a feather." A bolt of energy...
CH5: I Do (Not)
Edmund's consciousness groggily returns to the sound of Urmine and Gothetta arguing somewhere below him. "-just steal a wagon like this! With this kind of anti-social behavior the town will be at our doorstep with torches and pitchforks any day now!"...
The Full Treatment 2: Treat Harder
\>Oh boy oh man it's Friday! \>Well technically it's Thursday, which is your Friday since it's your last day of work before the weekend \>But that doesn't make today feel any less special \>When you're finished with work you're going to get in your...
Captive Carrying (WIP)
Animal Instincts The sun sits high in the clear summer sky. A thin winding road curves along the coast of a sparkling lake, its deep blue surface broken up with gentle waves. Following the road is a silver sedan, its driver swerving to miss the worst...
Midnight Rendezvous
Detective Andersons cruiser idles in the parking lot of a small gas station surrounded by massive pine trees. Rays of pale moonlight strike the ground covering it in a gentle blue glow. His radio cackles to life. [Hey Andy, I'm closing the...
The Trash that Lurks in the Hearts of Possums
Lowest Bidder "This pizza sucks." "Tell me something I don't know." "Well I went to your mothers house last night but left when I saw how long the line was." "I've heard that one before Ryan." You don't even know why you hang out with Ryan. His...
Chapter 4: One Groom, Two Brides, and Two Brooms
Henry awakens to a muffled argument coming from beyond the bedroom door. He rolls over onto his back and rubs the sleep out of his eyes, groggily taking in his surroundings. He's lying by himself on the same bed as last night, right next to the pile of...
Chapter 3: Hate Those Meeses to Pieces
A thin figure slinks through the midnight forest, a vibrant red cloak wrapped tightly around her bony shoulders. The doe attempts to tread lightly on the frozen ground, carefully angling her dainty hooves to avoid branches and patches of slick mud. Yet...
CH2: A Little Improvisation Never Hurt Anyone
Urmine flips through the yellowed pages of the book seated next to her sister. Eventually one of the pages manages to catch her fancy. "What about this one?" She asks, a claw pointed to a picture of a hybrid between a man and a bull. "A minotaur?!"...
CH1: A Couple of Really Bad Witches
"Fiddle dee and fiddle dum add a little pumpkin rum! Watch it boil, watch it roil, all the payoff for our toil!" The doe cackles in delight as she dances around the large metal cauldron her bearish sister slowly stirs. "Siiiilence yourself Gothetta!"...
Bear Scars (HMOFA)
\>"Well I think they're cute." \>"They are not cute." The bear insists, holding up a book to hide her face \>"I mean you were cute before, but now you're at least twice as cute. You're my cuddly wittle teddy bear." You say with a saccharine...
Spare Parts and Analog Hearts
Wet as a Dog Don't you just love being called in to work on a weekend due to one of your fellow night guards doing a little too much day drinking? It's great! You get to do cool things like drive to your place of employment in the middle of a raging...