Sweeter than Honey

Wendigo Tango You are such a dumbass Anon. "Go hike some of the Appalachian trail!" you thought "Do it solo to prove to everyone how tough you are!" you thought, "Do it in November because fuck mosquitos!" you thought, "Don't take an emergency locator...

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The Full Treatment

\>Working as a groomer in a part of town with a larger than normal anthro population isn't an easy job, but damn does it pay the bills with all the tips you get from happy clients \>You never even anticipated working this gig for longer than a few...

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The Trash that Lurks in the Hearts of Possums

Lowest Bidder "This pizza sucks." "Tell me something I don't know." "Well I went to your mothers house last night but left when I saw how long the line was." "I've heard that one before Ryan." You don't even know why you hang out with Ryan. His...

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Possessive Tendencies

\>You and your wolfur sit on the ground leaning against a wall, her arms hugging you tightly against her chest \>"SORRY-SORRY-SORRY-SORRY" She repeats, words sometimes devolving into anguished sobs \>Her apologies do little to dull the pain coming...

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Spare Parts and Analog Hearts

Wet as a Dog Don't you just love being called in to work on a weekend due to one of your fellow night guards doing a little too much day drinking? It's great! You get to do cool things like drive to your place of employment in the middle of a raging...

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Wedding Knight

She would claim me just after our wedding, the wedding that my parents refused to bless. Despite being a low born human they still abhorred the thought of their only son marrying a beast woman. Fleabag, mongrel, fur whore, stinking animal, no matter...

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So Many Miles Away

Getting Acquainted with the Local Wildlife Why…the hell…do televisions…have to be so heavy?! The plastic box in my hands feels like it’s been filled to the brim with lead as I wiggle my way through the front door and into the quaint living room. I...

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A Not So Noble Journey

\>I, am a proud nobleman from the honored house Vagron on a vital mission from King Madison the seventh himself \>Currently me and my small entourage are traveling to the far off kingdom of Paulia to deliver a package of utmost importance to their...

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Tusks After Dusk

\>You point your muzzle towards the clock on the wall \>Just past five, finally time to get out of the office and make the short walk home, thank god \>It wasn't that you disliked the job or your coworkers, it's just that you couldn't wait to finally...

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The Full Treatment 2: Treat Harder

\>Oh boy oh man it's Friday! \>Well technically it's Thursday, which is your Friday since it's your last day of work before the weekend \>But that doesn't make today feel any less special \>When you're finished with work you're going to get in your...

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The Forbidden Passions of a Lonely Goddess

\>My footsteps echo through the empty stone hallway \>The corridor is long and poorly lit by a few widely spaced out torches, with no light maintainers left it was up to me to maintain what torches I could \>I finally reach my destination and wipe...

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Special Delivery (HMOFA)

\>"Come on Anon, it'll be fun! Me and some of the other nurses go there every weekend, it's a great way to destress after a busy week like this one. They got arcade machines, and great drinks, and the atmosphere is just to die for. Come on, what do you...

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