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Hello dearest reader, this is an informal essay regarding the wonderful world of sexual intercourse with your Pokemon. Now, now, don't act so shy and throw this wonderful guide down. It'd be rude to do so before I'm done talking, and quite prudish to not entertain thoughts of this nature. Why, if Arceus had not meant for man and Pokemon to mate, then she'd never have given Pokemon genders and made us at the same time! If you ask me, the rumors of Legendary pokemon not having genders is a complete lie.

I can tell you so many eye witness and accurate accounts of Mew herself slipping into the rooms of young men, transforming into a lovely human girl who caught the horny little bugger's eye, and then screwing the night away. Or how Lady Giratina has always kept a harem of eternally young boys for her own personal use. Why, there are even a few tales of the Regi themselves engaging in a little foreplay with women who caught their fancy. Those stone cocks are almost always better than a flesh one, I'll always say.

But I digress; this is the Greater Guide to Fucking your Pokemon. In this guide, I will talk about some of the most popular Pokemon men love to fuck and have eggs with. This Guide comes complete with personal accounts of Trainers fucking their Pokewomen, and the love making that followed after those early lustful days. Detailed pictures of the most delectable Pokemon models who have gladly posed with their trainers screwing their hot horny cunts, giving the most tasty blowjobs, letting them take their asses to heaven, getting the most use of their more human parts, and even the more exotic styles of love making are shown here. And finally, most importantly, how to fuck your very own Pokemon.

The Guide will come in a very special package just for you, the reader! In each Installment, there shall be two sections. The side for the men, illustrated on the front with one of our single Pokemon girls( if you desire to be with one of them, send in a payment of 5000 Pokedollars and your name, age, and address. They'll find their way to you when the time is right. No abuse or play that'd scar them, or one of our personal bodyguards will exact payment from your body) And the side for the women, showing one of our single Pokemon men( same situation applies).

The Guide is a Monthly magazine, published each month for the past twenty years, with the task of ordering past issues being very easy! Just ask for one online from our website, and send in a payment of 200 Pokedollars, and we'll start you from the very beginning free of charge! Each week we shall send you an old installment freely, and when you are all caught up, you can choose to subscribe regularly, and we know you will.

Now, the first order of business in this month's issue. Which Pokemon has the best, tightest, and most fuckable ass? This was a far harder question than when we answered which Pokemon had the biggest tits. It was especially hard, since there are so many Pokemon with perfectly fuckable asses, and many of them are quite thick yet still tight!

So, we narrowed it down after much discussion with trainers who had hands on experiences with their Bootylicious Pokemon.

The final result was a choice of these six Pokemon. The First, which should be no surprise if you're a long time reader, was good old Gardevoir. Being one of the single most fuckable Pokemon around, Gardevoir's are widely regarded by many trainers as the best fucks in the entire world. Totally devoted to their trainers, capable of adjusting to the emotions emitted, always in the mood for a good roll in the hay, capable of every action a human woman can do with far less complaints and a much more appealing appearance, and of course eager to please.

The second was a cult favorite. Medicham. These poor neglected girls are always ignored for the popular lovelies, such as Nidoqueen, Blaziken, Gardevoir, Lucario, Lopunny, and Mienshao. Yet this writer will protest such wonton neglection. A Medicham might be more hard to please than any of the above girls, might be a little too closed with their feelings, but for the trainer who crack their shells...They will find a truly adorable Pokemon, that aims to please in ways a Gardevoir can't even begin to scratch, an easily embarrassed always eager lover, and a very possessive girlfriend who'll show any stupid human harlot the error of their ways for trying to steal you from them.

The third, was of course, Blaziken. These fiery birds are among the most passionate lays around, no trainer worth their salt would ever part from their female Blaziken's, not even for a Shiny Gardevoir. Blaziken's have extremely tight warm snatches, which moisten and glisten with such incomparable heat droplets, that once you have gone down on them, you will never desire to do so for any other woman. Possessing both T&A in spades, a Blaziken can give you the hottest titfuck you'll ever endure, and the most incredible hotdog session you'll find next to a Medicham doing the same.

The fourth, was a surprise to this writer. Being none other than the very lovely Leavanny. Don't let these grass-bug types fool you, their kind loving natures and eager to please attitudes hide an extremely passionate lover. Their butts might seem small, but they're far more tight and hot than they would seem. For their size, their asses are huge, and they'll show you that booty's power in a moment's notice. Capable of pinning you down with String Shot, inserting your far bigger dick into that tiny little asshole, then riding you so hard you'll see Staryu's, Leavanny's and their butts are no joke.

The Fifth, was also a bit of a surprise. Zangoose. Yes, the star of the installment from two monthes ago. Zangoose trainers have told me many times that despite appearances, a Zangoose booty is among the most fuckable around. That fur hides one of the tightest asses around, and I've been told that a hotdog with one of those asses combined with their fur, is one of the greatest experiences a man can have. At the same time, their tails brushing against your Urethra as that ass is wrapped around you will make you cum bucket loads into that fur.

And the sixth girl was of course, Kangaskhan.Most of the time, they're overlooked for Nidoqueen's and their huge boobs. But if a Nidoqueen has the tits, then the Kangskhan will have the ass. Most tame Kangaskhan's are devoid of a baby in their pouches, and these massive Mama's will give you one hell of a fuck. They have the thickest asses of any Pokemon, no doubt. And despite that huge ass seeming so unwieldy, it'll clench down harder than a Sharpedo on a Magikarp when you fuck it.

In the end, after much debate, it was decided the winner was Medicham. Gardevoir's are the perfect all-rounder, but being a jack of all trades means you can't be a master of any of them. Zangoose's are good, but not truly great. A Kangaskhan will give a great fuck sure, but they are still far too thick to truly give a masterful fuck. Leavanny's are wonderful, but their size makes them unable to fully perform to the high standards we hold. Much like Gardevoir's, a Blaziken is far too much of an all-rounder to truly be a master. Thus, we gave the award of best ass to Medicham. It certainly made me appreciate mine all the more as I wrote this.

Flip to the next page for some personal accounts and stories from trainers of all six 'Mons, and a gorgeous spread pic of one trainer and his Blaziken screwing like horny little Lopunny's.