Bound to Happen
A teenage boy and a house yinglet. Do the math.
Based on the works of the legendary https://www.furaffinity.net/user/valsalia
Thumbnail art, too!
Tan snorted as he awoke, it was still dark out, early morning, probably
Still groggy with sleep, Tan looked around the dark room for whatever awakened him
A sound drew his attention to the ventilation window, a chirp or something, 'probably birds or something' he thought
It happened again
“Weird sounding bird," Tan grunted, getting out of bed, standing on a chair to peer out the slatted window, he squinted in the darkness, making out two dim shapes. “Oh, what the hell…"
In the dim light he could see two yinglets on their veranda, pressed up belly to belly against one another
Judging from the sounds they were making, it was pretty obvious what they were up to
Fuck's sake, what were they even doing here? There's plenty of back alleys or ditches for them to rut in
Tan opens his mouth to shout at them and scare the horny little bastards off when one of them speaks
“Yes! Yes!" He whispers, breathless. “Like zat, harder! OoooOOOooh so so good!"
Tan recognized that voice
He squinted harder, his eyes adjusting to the darkness, he could make out a white tuft atop the head of one of the yinglets and two little rounded ears. It was Capi, their house yinglet
Tan felt a sudden urge to rush out and shoo the strange scav away from his little friend, surely the filthy street creature was taking advantage of poor naive Capi
But he didn't, watching them rock against each other, gasping and panting, squeaking, it was simultaneously hilarious and…something else
The strange yinglet groaned and pushed Capi against the post, pinning him, his hips thrusting wildly, Capi moaned and panted, mumbling something as the other yinglet reached a frantic pace
There was a brief squeak and the stranger went slack, panting
“Ooooh…you are so so good, Pik, so so good!" Capi crooned
“Dey is call me Pik da Prick, cause I gotta big prick, yes?"
“Yeah, zat's why," Capi said, before reaching handing something over to 'Pik' “Here you go!"
“Pretty glass beads!" Pik said, happily. “De ladies and fancy lads will pay good for dese!"
“Zhe master's daughter makes zem!" Capi said, proudly, before purring. “Same time tomorrow?"
Pik nodded and chuckled. “Yeah, you can't get enough! You just keep da beads comin' and I keep you cummin'!"
Capi giggled at this 'wit' and waved goodbye as he took off, sighing contentedly as he walked back in through the bug-net
Tan stepped down from the chair, sitting on his bed, shocked
Capi was stealing from them?
Tan woke up to soft morning light, unsure if what he had seen had actually happened or if was just a dream
He sat at the breakfast table next to his sister, Kirla, and across from his father and mother
Father was a smith, dealing in finery made from copper, tin, bronze, gold, and silver. He kept them in fine clothes and good food, but was a busy man because of it
Mother was a merchant and a good one, but would often be busy with guild negotiations and sales
As such Tan and Kirla were often left to their own devices when they weren't learning their parent's business
Tan tiredly munched on a buttered bun, spreading a savory bug-paste over it to add flavor. Before she asked, he handed over a satchel full of scrolls and letters to his mother. She would often have him check over inventory scrolls, exchange rates, and contracts to ready him for the life of a merchant. He was so good at it that she didn't even bother to double check anymore
“Kirla," Father said. “Today you come with me to to forge. I will need your glasswork for some jewelry."
“Yes, father," Kirla said, turning to Tan. “Looks like it's just you and Capi today, Tan!"
Tan looked over at his mother, who was reading a sealed letter from Val Salia. “You sure you don't need me to come along?"
“Sorry, Tan. Guild members only," she said, waving the letter in her hand. “The Trademaster is revising some statutes and has called a confidential meeting"
“Hello hello, masters!" a familiar voice chirped. “Capi is here, and with sweet sweets for ze starting of ze day!"
Tan narrowed his eyes as Capi sauntered into the room with a tray full of candied fruit and nuts. Capi was a pretty yinglet, with fluffy dark grey fur, a finely coiffed floof of white hair atop his head, and small rounded snout and ears
His clothing consisted of a light blue calfskin vest, a short matching loincloth, and a wide fan of feathers and ribbons on the tip of his tail
He went about the table as Tan watched, basking in their adulation and praise over his new jewelry, a flashy ensemble of flattened copper plates polished to a mirror shine interspersed with hand rolled glass beads of his sister's own making
Just like the ones he stole
The ones he stole and sold
Sold for…for…
Tan huffed and shot to his feet, storming out of the dining room
“I guess he really wanted to go to guild meeting," Kirla said, chewing on a candied persimmon
Later that day, Tan was trying to take his mind off the night before, he figured reading would do the trick
He figured wrong
The feral sounders of the southern plains were known raiders of surrounding farmlands, digging furrows and tearing up crops, knocking down fences and stealing sows, causing a collective annual deficit of fifteen gold dinars per county
By stealing sows
For breeding
Stealing
Breeding
Fucking
Tan shook his head, unable to account for this strange feeling in his chest. Was he angry?
Yes
No?
Kind of?
How could Capi do this to them, betray their trust like that? Should he tell father? What would happen to Capi if he did? He could be thrown out, or killed! Capi had been with them since he was a hatchling, he'd been his friend, he couldn't simply turn him over like that!
So why did he feel so…hurt? Yes, he was hurt by what he saw. Not just the theft, but the…other thing. Why did he feel he had to steal from them to court such a creature as Pik the Prick?
And when would they do it again?
"Master Tan?" a voice came from behind, causing him to jump
It was Capi, he was holding a cup of water. "Master Tan, you look so red and warm! Capi thought maybe you needed a drink?"
Tan considered slapping the cup from his hands but conceded that he was actually thirsty
He quaffed the water, Capi smiled happily and turned to skip away
"Capi," Tan said, not thinking. "Uh...if you...you know, ever need someone to, uh..."
"Master Tan?"
Tan stammered before saying “Nevermind."
It was night once more, Tan lay awake in his bed, mind buzzing, eyes drifting to the window
How could he sleep knowing what was going to happen just outside?
He sighed in exasperation, kicking off his covers and walking over to the window and waited
And waited
It was full night now, the moon shone brightly, casting the veranda in a silvery glow
Maybe Capi simply made a mistake?
Maybe that street scav just took advantage of him and Capi, being smart for a yinglet, figured this out and broke the whole thing off?
Maybe he could put this whole confusing mess out of his head and go back to adoring the charming little creature along with the rest of his family
He saw the bug net at the front entrance rustle and out stepped Capi, grey fur a light bluish shade in the moonlight, his diligently coifed white hair shone silver
Fuck
Another shape came into view, it was the scav from before. “Hey, dere, pretty boy…"
FUCK
Capi giggled and waved him on “My biiiig haaaaandsome man! You like what you see?"
He strutted over to the veranda, Tan's eyes widened, even in the low light he could see how much Pik the Prick liked what he saw “Y-yeah! You look…blooooo…"
Pik practically leapt on the smaller yinglet, thrusting into him like it was his last night alive
Tan clenched his fists, nails biting into his palms, thinking 'I should go out there…make it his last night alive!'
Capi panted and chuckled airily as Pik ground into him, nuzzling his face into the fuzz of his neck. “Someone's eager!"
Capi sighed happily and looked over, a jolt shot up Tan's spine when he saw, no, felt, Capi's eyes lock with his
Capi's eyes went wide, a look of shock on his face
They both froze, waiting for the other to make a move
“Ey, do someding, it's like fucking a dead fish," Pik grunted
Capi didn't break eye contact with Tan but he began to move his hips in tandem with Pik's, panting and gasping with little jolts of pleasure, eyes locked with the boy watching them
Tan did not turn away, instead he leaned out, face pressed against the slats of the window
Capi was moaning now, hands and legs interlocked behind Pik's back, his eyes staring deep into Tan's, his face falling into a mask of pleasure as he squirmed and bucked into Pik, though it was clear to the two of them that Pik the Prick was the furthest thing from Capi's mind
Tan panted quietly, kicking dust from the windowsill into his face, licking his lips as his face burned red in the dark, his heart hammering. He reached down to straighten his sleeping gown, dimly surprised to find his cock standing at full attention, twitching with his heartbeat
Capi's moans increased in pitch as he clung to Pik, his eyes half-lidded but burning with intensity. His face became fixed and focused as he climaxed, squeezing the yinglet thrusting into him, a high reedy squeak escaping his throat followed by a series of shuddering pants
His eyes were still locked with Tan's
Pik finished without much fanfare and stepped away and admired 'his' work, the little house yinglet was a panting, shaking mess, his eyes half-lidded as he stared off into the middle distance
“Heh, you sure do like to fuck, pretty boy," he said, gesturing at the dripping wet spot in his crotch fur. “Look at dat, some actually came out! You really unloaded!"
“Here," Capi said, shakily getting to his feet, smoothing out his head floof and handing him a bag of glass beads. “Y-you…you did good handsome man. You earned zhis."
“Same time tomorrow?" Pik said, smoothly
Capi turned back to the window, Tan was no longer there. “N-no…ze master needs me for…somezhing. I will find you if I need you, okay handsome?"
Pik clicked his tongue and strutted away
Capi walked into the house, legs still wobbly, and set down the hall. He opened the door as quietly as possible, peering into Tan's room, his keen yinglet eyes sharp as ever in the semi-light of the full moon
Tan was a lump in his bed, giving no indication he was awake
Capi let out a relieved sigh and backed out, heading for his sleeping cushion
Tan lay in bed, fists clenched, heart hammering
Tan sat at the table with his father and sister, his mother was still in session with the guild, apparently the negotiations had hit a snag
Tan slumped over his breakfast, he…didn't get much sleep
Capi stood in the corner of the room, watching for a queue to jump in and render service
Tan glowered at him with sleepless, dark-ringed eyes
Capi only offered him a pleasant, knowing smile
“Tan?" Kirla said, feeling his forehead. “You feel warm. Are you okay?"
“M'fine," he muttered, shoveling his porridge into his mouth without much relish
His father examined his son, quietly finding nothing wrong before turning to Kirla. “Kirla! The owner of the piece we worked on the other day sent his man to speak with me. He wants us to work on a whole set of silverware! Silver plates and copper goblets with inlaid glass beads and such! I told him I'd ask my top glassworker before accepting. Do you?"
Kirla squealed in delight and turned to Capi. “Capi! Did you hear that?"
“Oh, yes yes, Miss Kirla!" Capi said. “Capi is so so happy for you!"
Kirla reached out for a hug, giggling. “Without your eyes I wouldn't have found my style! Come here, silly!"
Capi squealed happily as Kirla picked him up and hugged him tight
“Capi's eyes are so sharp, he helped me figure out the best layering method for my beads!" Kirla said. “Father, we should get Capi a whole bucket of clams as a reward!"
Father chuckled and nodded. “We'll stop by the fishmonger tomorrow."
Capi giggled with glee and clapped his hands
“Tan, we'll be gone all day and well into the night, so it's on you to get dinner ready," his father said as he gathered up his things. “Your mother should be back by then, too, so make sure there's enough."
“I'll get some roast mutton from the trattorie," Tan said. “Good luck, Kirla, father."
“You have fun with Capi," Kirla said, smiling. “Be nice to him."
“I'm always nice!" Tan protested as they left
Once they were gone, Tan looked over at Capi, who was trying (and failing) to look nonchalant. “Capi, we need to talk."
“O-oh?" He squeaked. “About what?"
“Your friend Pik the Prick," Tan said, flatly. “Among other things."
Capi's ears drooped, his hands fidgeting he stared at the ground. “He's…not Capi's friend."
“So, you steal from us and lie to us for someone who isn't even your friend?!" Tan exclaimed.
“Steal?" Capi replied, sounding almost outraged. It occurred to Tan that Capi was not expecting him to be angry. “Capi would never steal from his masters!"
Tan slammed his fist against the table, causing Capi to flinch away. “You stole those beads and you gave them to him to…to…you stole them! From Kirla! She trusted you! We trusted you!"
“Zhey were given to me by Mistress Kirla!" Capi whimpered, recoiling from his accusation. “She said she did not want zhem once she learned her new way, said zhey were for me! A reward for my help!"
Tan fumed for a moment, fists bunched. He knew deep down that Capi was telling the truth. His neighbors had called his father a fool for keeping a scav, telling him he'd rob them blind or bring a pox into their house or some other such nonsense, but Capi never did, he never so much as stole an extra herring from the larder. Even as a pup he was even-tempered and useful, chasing away pests and vermin, even other yinglets, utterly dedicated to their family. There was more than one beloved story of brave little Capi defending toddler Tan from a variety of animals
So why was Tan still so angry? Why was this rage and hurt so terribly acute?
Tan hissed a sigh and tried to glare at his life-long friend, but all he could muster was a tearful pout. “Why *him*?"
Capi fidgeted, looking down at the floor. “I was…lonely."
“Lonely?" Tan said, sadly. “Was I not a good enough friend? Do I bore you?"
“No no!" Capi exclaimed, his eyes wide and expression heartbroken. “I'm always here for ze master and his family, for you and Mistress Kirla, but…sometimes I see ze handsome yinglet boys out on ze street and I get…I want zhem to come over and say hello and call me pretty, and want me, and need me. I just use zhem to feel good, but I only ever care about ze family! I just wanted a boy to want me, like zhey do."
Tan knelt down and hugged his friend, tears welling up in his eyes. “I'm sorry I doubted you, Capi. Do what makes you happy."
Capi returned the hug, his tail wagging. “You make me happy, master!"
Capi helped Tan as he went about preparing dinner, humming happily to himself. The mutton was well-aged and tender, he set the pot to boil for the rice while Capi busied himself with the vegetables, chopping them finely and garnishing the main plate with them
“Ze Masters will so so love your dinner, Master Tan!" Capi said as he watched Tan spice the mutton. “It smells very good!"
“Thank you, Capi!" Tan said, tearing off a scrap and giving it to the happy yinglet. “What do you think?"
“Mmm!" Capi stuffed the meat into his mouth and clapped happily. “Mmm! Mm! So so good, Master! So so good!"
Tan smiled and gave Capi a fond pat on the head, Capi hummed and squeaked happily at his master's touch, only waiting for him to turn away before fixing his expertly coiffed hair
“Master," he said after a pause. “Can Capi…can I ask you somezhing?"
Tan blinked, only just now realizing that Capi's habit of referring to himself in the third person was actually an affectation. Even his cadence and speech patterns had changed, shifted to a more refined version of his usual dialect, it was less high pitched and juvenile and more, well, mature
“Yes, of course."
“Are you going to tell ze master?" He said, nervously. “About Mr. Pik?"
Tan smirked and shook his head. “Of course not, Capi. Father doesn't need to know, and so long as no trouble comes of it, there's no reason to tell him, right?"
Capi smiled in relief, nodding slowly. “Yes, yes…zhank you Master Tan."
The dinner went well, Mother and Father were in excellent spirits. Mother's meeting with the Merchant's Guild had ended in her gaining exclusive rights to trades in glass and metals, as well as inroads into textiles and dyes. Father and Kirla had made good progress on their set for their rich customer, even going so far as to complete and send a sample goblet, impressing them to no end
Capi capered about the table, refilling cups and replacing dirtied napkins, regaling Kirla with funny rhyming songs
“You seem especially happy today, Capi!" Kirla said, scratching him behind the ear
Capi nodded, smiling. “Seeing ze masters happy makes Capi happy!
Capi and Tan shared a knowing look and continued about their business
Things seemed like they were going back to normal
Tan snorted as he awoke, it was still dark out, early morning, probably
Still groggy with sleep, Tan looked around the dark room for whatever awakened him
A familiar panting squeak sounded from outside
Tan grunted and rolled his eyes, Capi was entertaining again
He was okay with it
Kind of
Whatever made Capi happy
Another grunt and squeak sounded, a muted “H-harder!" Could be heard
Tan hopped out of bed and over to the window, peering out the window
Capi and his paramour, the unforgettable Mr. Pik, were rutting on the veranda
Whatever, time to go back to bed
Capi uttered a shuddering gasp, his fingers dragging through Pik's back-fur, clinging to him
Tan leaned in closer, his heart began to race
What was he doing?
He was just…keeping an eye on his little friend
Capi purred and thrust up to meet Pik's hips, his chin resting on his shoulder as a look of bliss stretched across his face
Tan loosed a reedy gasp when Capi's eyes locked with his, like the yinglet knew he was going to be there
The effect on Capi was instantaneous, he began to moan and writhe, grinding against his lover, his eyes burning in the dark as they locked with Tan's
Tan's hand instinctively reach down, fumbling with his nightgown before wrapping around his painfully erect cock. Tan gasped and panted as he began to stroke himself in tandem with the yinglet's frenetic, thrusting hips
Tan felt his knees begin to buckle as waves of pleasure surged through him, his mind flooded with images of Capi, that look on his face as Tan's hands grasped his tiny hips, his cock disappearing into his hot, tiny body, his high squeaky voice panting his name
Tan was snapped out of his fantasy by a short exchange of harsh tones. The yinglets had finished as abruptly as they usually did and were now talking
“Waddaya mean ya don't got no beads?" Pik hissed
“I-I just, I gave all ze beads to you!" Capi said, sounding unsure. “What does it matter?"
“What does it matter?!" Pik growled. “It matters cuz I came up here dhinking I'd get some beads! You just trying to get a free hump?"
“I-I zhought maybe you'd just like to come over for some fun?" Capi said, his voice low and husky
Pik scoffed and swatting him on top of his head. “I can hump random sluts at da pier! You had beads before, so get some more!"
Capi fidgeted, looking crestfallen. “You mean you only came here for ze beads?"
Pik slithered around Capi, hands on his shoulders. “Or whatever else you got. C'mon, dese humans is rich, dey gots all sortsa stuff you can pocket! Let's go grab somedin' shiny and maybe I'll be back tomorrow, ya?"
“No!" Capi exclaimed, standing between Pik and the door. “I will never steal from zhem! Not ever! You go now! Go!"
Pik laughed and swatted the smaller yinglet out of the way, throwing him to the ground. “Psh! House-scavs is all da same! Da humans in dere don't love ya! Dey just wantcha 'round to feel better'n somedin'! You want me and da oder boys ta like ya? Be ya friends? You let us clean dese flatfaces out and maybe we come around and rail ya good, yeah?"
“Capi has friends," a voice said from behind
Pik turned around just as a broom arced down from on high, smashing into the top of his head. Pik buckled under the force of the strike, his legs splaying out as he was flattened into the ground. Tan reached down and grabbed the stunned yinglet by the neck. “Big friends."
Pik began to struggle when Tan slammed him into the wall with all his might, squeezing the thin, bony neck. He brought his face close, looking the dazed yinglet in the eye. “I see you around here again, if you so much as think about Capi, I'll stomp you flat!"
Pik squeaked and curled in on himself, covering his face with his hands. Tan found something about seeing this formerly confident, swaggering asshole cower viscerally satisfying
Tan walked across the yard with the yinglet in hand and, with a grunt of effort, threw him trough the front gate and onto the street. Pik shot to his feet and scrambled away
Tan turned back and rushed over to Capi, who was sitting on the veranda, sobbing quietly
Tan sat down next to his little friend and pulled him into a tight hug. “It's okay, Capi. He's gone."
“I zhought he liked me!" Capi sniffled. “I zhought he wanted to be my f-f-friend!"
“You still have me, Capi," Tan said, stroking the back of his neck. “I'll be your friend."
“Zhank you, Master, but zat's not what I meant by 'friend'," Capi said, pouting.
Tan paused for a moment, still a little wound up from before, the words were on the tip of his tongue, did he dare say them?
Ah, fuck it
Tan leaned in and whispered. “I'll be your friend, Capi."
Capi blinked and looked up at Tan, expression dumbfounded and hopeful. “You'll…do zat?"
Before Tan could answer, his father stepped out through the door, sword in hand. “Tan? I heard a commotion! What happened?"
Tan patted Capi on the shoulder. “A street scav tried to get into the house, Capi stopped him and I chased him away."
Father smiled and leaned over, patting Capi on the head. “Good lad, Capi! Very good lad! That was very brave of you!"
“Oh, yes yes, Master!" Capi said, nodding enthusiastically. “He was so so big and so so scary, Capi couldn't stop him! But Master Tan was so brave and strong, he chased the mean ol' street scav away, yes!"
“Good job Tan," Father said, clapping him on the shoulder. “Now, get to bed, lad."
“I will, dad," Tan said, looking over at Capi. “You too, Capi. Bed?"
“Bed," Capi purred, eyes half-lidded in a sultry stare. “Oh, yes."
Capi waited until the Master was back in his room before following Tan
Tan sat on his bed, fidgeting, not entirely sure where to go from here
Capi hopped over and smiled up at him. “Zhank you, Master."
“Call me Tan," Tan said, bashfully.
“Okay, Ta~n," he purred, reaching up his sleeping gown, grabbing his soft shaft
Tan shuddered and gasped as Capi stroked him, wasting little time in pulling the gown over his head, casting it off to the corner of the room
“I've never seen a human prick before…" Capi cooed, stepping between Tan's legs, bringing his face closer to the still soft organ in his hand. “So different! Wiz zhis funny bit of skin on top, and zhis pouch underneaz…"
Tan lay down on the bed, panting and moaning as Capi explored, velvety hand pads rubbed as fingers squeezed and pulled
Capi gasped as the cock in his hand stood to full attention, his eyes gleaming in the dark. “Master! I was wrong! Zhis is no prick, zhis is a cock!"
He hopped up onto his lap, pressing his prick against Tan's, straddling him, rutting against his cock. “Tan, you're so big! So so big!"
“Is it too big?" Tan said, his was easily twice as long as Capi's and much, much thicker
“I'll manage, master!" Capi chirped, lifting his hips up and pressing the bottom of his dick against the Tan's cockhead
Tan pondered for a moment exactly how this was going to work. Where was it going to go?
Capi pressed down and squeaked, Tan felt himself slowly being to sink into something, a strange cavity around Capi's dick. They both gasped when he popped in, Capi huffed and gave himself time to adjust before pressing down. Tan moaned aloud as more and more of him sunk into the yinglet's body, the heat was almost scalding and Capi's tight hole was crushing his cock against Capi's, he could feel every twitch, every beat of his fluttering heart.
He looked down and saw himself disappear into Capi's slit, until it was finally hilted. Capi's little red dick twitching and dripping like mad. Capi's face was that familiar mask of pleasure, his eyes half-lidded and glazed. “O-oh Tan! Oh Tan! I'm–I'm–AaaaaAAAH!"
Tan felt Capi tighten around him, his cock pulsed and twitched against his as spurt after spurt of cum shot from his tip, covering Tan's belly and chest is strands of white. Tan flinched as a long ropey strand splattered over his neck and mouth. The little guy had range!
Capi gasped and panted, laying down on Tan's abs, rubbing his fur into the soggy mess. “T-Taaan…I've never cum zhat hard before! J-just from putting it in! Your cock is amazing!"
Capi squeak as Tan rolled them over and grasped his hips in his hands
“M-master?" Capi said as Tan towered over him
“I'm sorry Capi, but…" Tan pulled out and thrust back in to the hilt.
Capi squealed and moaned as Tan thrust mercilessly into him “M-master! Yes! Yes! Harder~"
Tan ground into the yinglet, luxuriating in his warm silky depths, Capi's hard little dick offering a wonderful change in texture as it was squeezed against his. Tan panted and withdrew slowly, his cock popped out audibly and he held it over the shivering yinglet
“Put it back! Please, Tan, put it back in!" Capi said, desperately
“No more Pik," Tan said, sternly
“No more Pik!" Capi repeated, hands wrapping around Tan's dick, pulling it towards his waiting slit. “Please, Master!"
Tan rubbed his cock against Capi's, enjoying his desperate little squeaks. He stopped toying with his little friend and pressed against his slit, popping back in with a little pressure
Capi wrapped his arms around Tan's midsection, thrusting his hips up to meet his, moaning, “No more Pik! N-no mooore yinglets! No more a-anyone! Capi is yoooours now, Master! Allll youuuurs! M-Master! AaaaaaaAAAH!"
Capi's dick twitched and shuddered as he climaxed again, another equally impressive surge of hot cum splattered between their bodies
Tan groaned as Capi tightened and spasmed around him, finally pushing him over the edge. He loosed a shuddering sigh as he buried himself to the hilt and came explosively, filling Capi's insides with hot jizz
Tan rolled the two of them over and collapsed on the bed, Capi lay bonelessly on his belly, the two of them basking in the afterglow
Capi shimmied up and pressed his nose against Tan's, a radiant smile on his face. “All mine."
Tan hugged Capi tightly as the two of them drifted off to sleep