Drinking at the Seventh Heaven

Story by Phen on SoFurry

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#5 of Non-furry

Uploading a bunch of old stories for your reading pleasure. The specifics vary, but they all involve excess in some form.

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"Bartender! Another round, if you please!"

The air was filled with the sounds of loud talking and tinkling glass. Another good night at the Seventh Heaven. The renowned barkeep sauntered down to an occupied table with her hands full of four brimming mugs, swaying her hips in that shameless way that made more patrons line up at the bar to give her their money.

"Here you go, gents! You're well on your way to become regulars with the amount of beer you're ordering tonight."

A short, bearded man let loose a hearty laugh and slipped his coins over the table, hand retrieving the mug on the way back. He and three friends sat around a circular table with him at the extreme left, followed by a dark, tall one, a scrawny one and a blond wearing thick glasses at the furthest right.

"Really now? Well, the atmosphere is certainly nice... And the scenery is unparalleled." The words were slightly schlurred from the building, but the lecherous wink went right in. Clearly he had practiced this many times before.

"Any benefits to becoming regulars, hm?" The scrawny one inquired, leaning over the table and pouring a generous helping of alcohol down the hatch, followed by a downright creepy grin.

Tifa smiled widely at the drunken patrons and tapped her chin for a moment, not shy of letting her likewise - if not more - well-known bust wobble enticingly inside her tight, white top. "Well, now that you mention it... I do have a special brew down in the basement. It hits pretty hard and I don't have a lot of it, so it's not advertised. I suppose I could let you fine gentlemen have a taste..."

The four cheered and drank to the idea while the busty barmaid disappeared from the bar for a few minutes. She returned with a small flask, transparent yet so dark green that it might as well have been opaque. With a conspiratorial wink, she unscrewed the the top and poured a single drop into each of their half-empty beer mugs. "Better give it a light shake to mix up." the brunette advised while the dark man farthest away immediately raised the mixture to his lips and drank deeply. The others began laughing, but were quick to shake their mugs around and down the contents themselves as their mate licked his lips with a wide-eyed look in his face.

"That's... Woah, good stuff! What would another squirt cost?"

"Better not be one of those "first one's free, next one costs your firstborn" deals." The tall man grumbled as he, too, finished savouring the taste of superior alcohol."

"What, afraid you'll become alcoholic?"

Tifa just smiled and vanished the little green bottle. "Sorry, boys. I told you how rare the stuff is. Maybe if you come by another night you'll get another taste of it. But if you're still thirsty the bar is still plenty full of other high-quality beverages!"

The brunette held back a giggle at seeing the dumb-struck faces in front of her, the four men trying to pinpoint where she hid the flask and swaying past their targets as the hours of heavy drinking clouded their senses. The barmaid put one hand on her chest. "I swear, you'll get another taste some day. But for now something else will have to quench your thirst."

A grin made it's way into her expression as she placed the other hand atop the first and gripped the middle of her strained top, then tearing it with little effort. Instantly her head-sized, bra-less breasts bounced out into the open, quickly regaining the drunken patrons' attention. Her wide areolae puffed up as her fat nipples swelled bigger and... squirted milk?

"Huh?" The blond man managed as he pressed his glasses in place, then resumed watching with as intense a gaze as he could imagine while Tifa leaned over the table and directed the growing stream of milk down into each mug, filling them up to about a third of the way with her massive tits dangling over the table.

"There, something for you to drink." She grinned broadly, still lactating wildly and letting it stream down the abundant curve of her breast. "On the house." While the rest took their mugs and tasted the white fluid with a wary expression, the red-haired man briefly scratched his beard and reached over to squeeze the busty barmaid's ass. What he didn't expect, however, was how she slid her wide ass right into his palm and sat down in his lap. "Thirsty for more, eh?" She mused and forced her huge nipple into his mouth. Eyes going wide, he was forced to swallow the fluid that spurted forcefully from Tifa, her unoccupied nipple coating the wall just behind him with liquid graffiti.

"What's the matter, boys?" The fighin' brunette giggled and swung her hair in a wide arc as she showed off her topless body. Arms and stomach lithe and toned to perfect, with those tits too big to fit on a fighter of her caliber... And the three patrons not being force-fed sputtered mid-drink as it became apparent that their hostess appeared to be much larger than normal! The fourth, a scrawny, white-haired fellow, raised his finger and pointed at her with a wild look in his eyes.

"About time you noticed." The busty gal said with a wide smile and a jiggle of her easily beach ball-sized bosom. With a final grind of her magnificent ass against lap beneath her, she got up and pulled off his pants without much ceremony. The red-head's legs were exposed to be as hairy as his face, but Tifa didn't slow down in the slightest. Without much ado, she slapped those heavy breasts into the spot her shaply rump had occupied and began grinding them together over his erection. The man moaned loudly, taken aback with the ferocity and suddenness of the barmaid's assault and was quickly shoved over the edge as her heavenly soft lips wrapped around the tip of his manhood.

With a sharp intake of air and a funny expression, he slumped together in his seat and passed out, head lolling over the back of the chair. Tifa just got up to her feet and smiled widely. "Next?"

The display of power that had so easily knocked their mate out helped sober up the remaining three, but the combined weight of the evening's drinking was too much to just overcome like that. Perhaps they had started too early. Afternoon... Maybe even before lunch. It was all a bit hazy.

"I expect you're eager to claim your "regular costumer's benefit," like your friend!" Tifa went on, not seeming to mind or even notice the constant, growing swell of milk from each of her way over sized breasts.

The bespectacled man, being the most exposed without the protection of the table between him and Tifa felt a hand touch his shoulder from the back. His heart nearly stopped when he turned to see a fully identical barmaid smiling cheerfully at him and lick her lips. For his efforts, he got a spray of milk in the face. Snatching his glasses off to clean them of milk, he turned back and nearly died for the second time in the span of 10 seconds, seeing two Tifas side by side, AGAIN, their movements mirroring exactly. "Poor fellow. Must've gotten a bit too much tonight, hm? Seeing double I expect."

Just as he was beginning to think that might be the case, the twin Tifas moved as one... And then broke the symmetry with two wide grins. "Oh, don't worry!" The girls comforted and trapped the man in a triple boob hug, using their enormous, perfect breasts to rub in unison. "I saw you tipping earlier, so you get a good treatment! I'd be a terrible host otherwise."

It was a bit disconcerting how the three "sisters" spoke as one, but their "prisoner" had more important things on his mind. Namely, boobs. Tifa let two of her bodies continues to cover his torso completely in unblemished warm skin while she begun stripteasing out of the rest of her garments. As her shirt skirt flew across the room, a connoisseur would be able to tell that she had definitely done that many, many times before. With a coy smile, she turned to show off her nearly naked, delicious backside, cupping one of her overflowing rump cheeks and sliding her tight, striped panties off. Turning again, she exposed her dripping wet mound and slit into his lap, her doubled deftly having undressed the blond while he was entranced.

"Oooh. Big boy." The seductress purred huskily and slipped his entire length into her warm, tight sex and her legs around his back. The remaining Tifas resumed rubbing those pillowy mountains of breast flesh against the fucking pair, pulling the blonde's hands into their cleavages and sucking lewdly on his fingers. The powerful woman had only bounced in his lap for a few moments before a huge gush of femme juices splattered over his pelvis, but it only made her rock her hips even harder and faster onto that hard cock.

After a few minutes of increasingly frequent moans and sweating, they both came hard. Tifa's muscles betrayed her curvaceous look as she tensed up and gushed again, leaving her partner drenched in her cum. They kissed sensually and with a few gentle strokes he, too, lost consciousness.

As one, the three barmaids turned their gazes on the scrawny-looking patron, who had clearly been enjoying the show judging from his jerky arm movements. He looked guilty, but then broke into a huge grin himself. "My turn?" He asked and rose from his seat, not even bothering to buckle up his pants again. Tifa nodded.

"Your turn."

The brunette had grown even larger, that much was clear. When she got up, her magnificent boobs nearly hung to her waist, yet insisted on standing out straight like if gravity just didn't apply to her. "I suppose you'd like a short striptease?" The two as of yet still unfucked barmaids said sweetly with another emotion hidden at the edge of their voices.

They let the perverted man step close, in between the naked and topless girls as they begun to repeat what the original had already done for the previous patron. Their huge, soft backsides were shown off with plenty of jiggle and they turned... But this time was different. The third drinker dropped his jaw as he saw them each happily bouncing a turgid cock the size of his own arm around, with a pair of bowling-ball sized testicles to match.

"Oops!" Tifa answered his unspoken question with a sing-song voice. "Looks like I must've picked up something from your friend over there!" The original slid out an identical cock, having hidden it in her monstrous cleavage. "That'll teach me to use protection. Ah well!" The three moved in and caught their victim in a wall of breast flesh. No matter where he turned, there was just a Tifa and her breasts spilling several feet out from her sides! To his horror, her 1.5 foot of cock flesh quickly swelled up and poked at his chest. He put up his hands in a gesture... "Well, I..."

"Your turn." They cut him off in an voice made of solid ice. "Don't think I don't know your past." The barmaid to his front said and casually stroked off her cock, lightly slapping his face with the nearly 3 feet long anaconda. "Well, I'm not the kind of girl that you can abuse." Her copies chimed in. "We abuse you instead!" They tugged his already loose pants down and slid a similar monstrous dick along his ass.

"N-no..." He stammered and tries to take a step backwards, feeling the melon-sized cock head against his back. "Oh yes." Tifa replied, adding with a huge smile. "I suggest you hurry with your turn. I'm a needy girl and I just..." She moaned sultrily. "Keep. Growing. 'til I'm satisfied."

The man looked fearful, but he couldn't deny the truth of her words. Her breasts were still swelling, giving the trio of over endowed dickgirls more room to maneuver, while their stiff erections were past 3 feet long already.

"Hah! Look at how hard he is." She mocked him while forcing her cock into his mouth, pre immediately filling his throat and forcing the man to swallow or suffucate. "Really loving this, huh? That's the benefit of being a regular!"

With a loud groan of pain and a about a gallon of bubbling semen, the Tifa behind him forced his anus open and slid in an impossibly thick girl cock. The orifice was clearly not made for this purpose, but a mega-dicked girl like that gets too horny to care! The remaining barmaid merely pushed her prick into his hands for stroking and whenever he wasn't rigorous enough, his ass was pushed another inch wider. His scrawny body became stretched between the vicious barmaids and fucked him roughly for several minutes too long before blowing three mindbogglingly voluminous loud in him and on him. While he collapsed and curled up on the messy floor, one of the Tifas broke off and stepped over to the final drunkard at the table.

"Sorry about that. Scumbag didn't pay his tab." She explained with a cheery smile and 6 feet of raging girl cock still standing out straight in front of her curvy self. Her doubles picked up the faintly sobbing man and dragged him away in the background, still wearing wide grins and throbbing erections.

The brunette seemed to finally get the dark-haired man's stare and looked down at her boy-part with a cute flush in her cheeks. "Oh, that! Sorry. Not going to rape you with it, promise!" She wrapped both hands around the tip and with a loud groan *pushed* it back into herself. "Phew! I..." She begun again, but a fat, pink tube immediately sprang out between her legs and a few feet in front of her, accidentally poking the remaining patron's nose. Tifa looked a lot more flushed all of sudden and quickly gripped her distended clit. "Oh, didn't mean to do that at all! The exertion must be getting to me..." She grumbled and forced the fleshy shaft back in like her cock a moment ago, but this time the results were much more drastic.

"Ther-" The barmaid begun, before going wide eyed and growing frantically all over! Time slowed to a crawl as her body expanded to all sides. The table was knocked over and flew backwards as an ass to die for rammed it and chairs were scattered to the sides by a couple inflating breasts. Her head impacted with the rotating fan and bent it flat against the ceiling as she ended up hunched over herself, legs flat out down the length of the bar with one ankle jammed into the door frame of the entrance.

"Oopsie." Tifa tried to sound cute, but the sheer size of her lungs made the voice deep and booming. Looking down, she saw the remaining man wedged firmly in between her wide thighs, face tickled by her curly pubic hair and the rest of him drenched in her juices. He wasn't even looking up at her anymore. Ever so gentle, she reached down and rubbed him into her pussy. She had barely touched the figure before he bucked and came with a loud moan. The brunette shook her head and giggled softly to herself as he, too, passed out.

***

Tifa put away the last of the empty beer bottles and glanced towards the sleeping figured huddled up in the corner. "Special brew never fails..."