Meet the Crew!

Story by Minsc9 on SoFurry

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Here's an introductory piece of writing for my "Pirates!" series that chronicles the steamy adventures of the Bouldershot Buccaneers, a pirate crew who consist of various studly men from the Warcraft series. They've got humans, elves, tauren, trolls, all sorts! What makes them rather unique though, is that despite being massively-muscular, ruggedly-manly males, they're all gifted with simply massive breasts! That's right, they're what I call 'Bustymen', firmly masculine males who happen to have enormous jugs.

This piece is a pseudo-story that introduces most of the crew, so I hope you enjoy it as I'll be uploading a few more parts of the series in the coming days ^^


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| As you step aboard the large vessel, a huge man is there to greet you. The human is stacked heavily with muscle and is at least two feet taller most others of his kin. His hair is a dirty-blonde and he has a neatly-trimmed goatee upon his large chin. He wears typical pirate clothing, a white, sleeveless swashbuckler's shirt which highlights his most prominent feature, a pair of enormous breasts jutting at least a foot from his chest. Other than that he wears a dark brown pair of simple pants and large black boots.

"Welcome aboard the Stacked Coffer! I'm Blake, the second-in-command here, and I'll be your guide while you're with us", he gives you a warm smile and a polite bow, "I suppose you'll want a run down of the crewmen of the Bouldershot Buccaneers". "Our leader is Captain Mooncrest, the self-proclaimed 'Stud of the Sea'", Blake rolls his eyes as he says this, "He's a night elf and a pretty good guy to work under, he isn't too strict but knows how to get the job done". He then holds up a picture of said captain, wearing similar clothing to Blake but with the addition of a gold necklace. His skin is a deep purple and it's clear he's built equally as immense as the man standing before you, with long, dark-blue hair falling down over his back. Of course he's also equipped with a pair of simply monstrous globes, his shirt looking ready to burst at any moment.

"Under him and me is Tharyn Ravenfeather, another night elf. He's easily the strongest of the men aboard the ship, but always seems to spend his time sleeping. Don't let his laziness fool you though, you'll never find a tougher opponent on the seas, that's why he's the leader of our little military band", he digs out a picture of him. Similar to the captain but with mossy-green hair up in a ponytail. His most prominent features, besides his monumental bosom, are that he's even more muscular than the already-gigantic men of his crew, his thighs especially thick and stretching his pants painfully. He also looks to be wearing far bigger boots then the other men, likely the night elf had feet a good few sizes larger.

"Next up, is Takrin", he held up a picture of a green-skinned man, an orc. It was clear what this man's deal was. He was gifted with the largest chest amongst the pirates, far larger than even the man's before you, the gigantic green globes contained in a harness comprised of two thick straps going diagonally across his torso, narrowly covering his nipples. "He's our hunter, got a couple of fierce beasts under his control, and joins Tharyn in our military".

Pulling out another picture, it appeared to be of a blood elf man, choosing to wear a harness himself too, his eyes a piercing blue. "Now I'm not really welcoming of death knights myself, but Taerik isn't too bad for one I guess. He's the last member of the military and can control blood and frost as good as anyone I've ever met".

A light rumbling was felt as walking out onto the deck was an impressive-sized tauren, wearing only a kilt and what looked to be metallic caps over his giant nipples. "Ahoy, I see Blake's boring you with his 'introductions', well, if he hasn't mentioned me yet, I'm Khyed". As he talked his furred mountains of flesh hung heavily before your face, two rolling brown expanses. "I'm the word of wisdom on this ship, amongst the many voices of...rowdiness".

"'ey! Why's no one talkin' 'bout me?", sauntering out into the deck came probably the tallest-amongst the crew. His large tusks gave away the fact he was a troll, though to be fair his hands, feet and impressive pink mohawk did too. "Ah'm Rin'ji, da medicine man aboard da Stacked Coffah", and like all the other men of the Bouldershot Buccaneers, he was blessed with a behemoth bust that stretched his vest to it's limit, a sea of blue flesh taking up most of your eyeline. "If ya get a scratch, come 'ave a visit to ma room", he shoots you a sly wink.

"I was doing fine on my own thank you very much, and I'm not boring", Blake scowled at the other two men who were snickering to each other, disappearing back below deck. "Sorry about that, but...yes, that's them. "I suppose next iiiis...Rurik. He's our mechanic, always fixing up all the machinery on the ship, though he's got a bit of a clumsy streak, just the other day he...well, that's a story for another time", a light blush crossed the man's face as he showed you a picture, this one a draenei. He wore a brown pair of overalls and a matching apron, though they did little to hide the two mounds of flesh that pushed their way forwards.

"And last but not least, Horgann", the next piece of parchment showed a dwarf, who despite his height was built heavily with muscles to rival the other men, his biceps must have been the size of cannonballs! He also had a set of breasts that put some of the other crewmen's to shame. "He might be small but he packs quite a punch, biggest arms aboard the ship!".

"And that's all of us...well, pretty much. There's this other draenei who sometimes follows us on our jobs, hrm, lets see if I have a picture of him...", rummaging through his pack for a while, he soon pulls out a picture of a draenei. His skin was a very pale blue, almost white, and he carried a large golden mace at his side. He wore a set of shimmering silver armour, the gilding seemed to frame his chest which was held in the breastplate specially crafted to contain such a vast rack. "He's a devout follower of the Light and tends to invite himself on our trips to try and turn us on the path of charity. He seems nice enough but gets in the way a lot, I suppose the captain let's him onboard for a reason, I just hope it isn't because of his...ehm...assets. Baelek can be really dirty-minded at times..., "he blushed deeper and let out a sigh.

"A-Anyway, that's everyone, but I'm sure you'll get to know them all even better in the next few weeks", he flashed a wide smile. |

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