Whispers in the Back Seat
"Mmmmm..."
"Yeah, there we go...love it...."
"Hmmm...shit...what - dude what are you doing?!"
"Jerking you off. Keep your voice down, you're gonna wake people up."
"Dude no, you need to stop...what the hell?!"
"I was bored, and everyone else is asleep. So were you."
"So you get my dick out? Unhh! Hey! Can you just...stop for a second?..."
"And lose all the momentum I built up? Nah, just enjoy it."
"How can I when everyone's around?! At least let me pull my shorts back up - UHHN!"
"It's completely dark. I can't even see it. Relax, man, you're in good hands."
"What the fuuuuckkkkk..."
"Hahaha. See, you ARE likin' it. Just sit back and lemme work. Nooooo need to be nervous."
"I've told you a million times I'm not gay!"
"I know. Doesn't matter to me right now if it doesn't to you."
"But you're...ahhh...doing this..."
"Look, we're miles away from the next rest stop, the lights are off, everyone's asleep and there's a movie on and the road humming anyway. Most of them have earphones. I thought I'd have a little fun, and you're wearing these nice easy-access shorts. If you REALLY want me to stop, I guess I caaaaaan..."
"Actually...it does feel good..."
"Duh."
"I mean...shit. Ohhhuh do that again OH yeah..."
"Fffffff there you go, like that?"
"Yeahhhhhhhh..."
"See? Nothin' to it. Just gotta enjoy...and get you to cum."
"What?! Right here? I was gonna go finish in the bathroom..."
"Nope, I'm gettin' you off whether you like it or not. And the faster you do it, the faster you can cover up and fall back asleep with everyone else."
"Ohhhhh shit...if you keep rubbing my tail like that..."
"Oh, does sheppy like that?"
"Knock off the baby talk, cat."
"Mrowr, talk dirty to me, dog! OW! Okay okay, I'll stop."
"Just keep doing that...yeah, my balls..."
"Oh I'm gonna. I want you to get off soon."
"I... I..."
"Come on, doggy, cum for me...It's what I want...It's what YOU want."
"Mfff!!! Mmmm!... I'm..."
"Ggggggggg..."
"Dude, did you...swallow it?"
"Yyyyyup. Quite delicious. Thanks man."
"Uh, no problem I guess...but uh, what happens on the bus stays on it, right?"
"Ocelot's honor."
"Hmpf."
"I'm gonna go...relieve myself. You wanna trade seats?"
"Not unless you wanna. Might pass out again..."
"Suit yourself, stud."
"Grrrrr what'd I tell you about the pet talk?"
"Same thing you told me a 'million times' when I always hit on you."
"Which is?"
"'Fuck you'. But now...here we are."
"Go to the damn bathroom."
"In progress."
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"Hey man, you awake? ...hm, guess not."
"Shhh!!"
"What?!"
"You two guys talk too much. There's people around, you know."
"Could you hear what we were saying?"
"No, but I was asleep and even I registered that you were whispering like a couple of schoolgirls talking about boys."
"Oops... Hey, Sal, wanna know something?"
"What?! I wanna go back to sleep!"
"I just jerked off Dallas."
"Wow, big surprise. High five, though."
"Finally."
"Now let me fucking sleep."
"Yes, ma'am."
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Oh, fooling around on the band bus! *grins fangily* Hey y'all, just had an idea earlier tonight and decided to try it out in a strange format as a sort of a flash fic and a muscle-flexer, and to let you guys know that yup, I'm alive. This was fun to work with some obvious constrictions, which eliminated the possibility of indulging in some of my bad habits. I hope someone out there will enjoy this tiny little tidbit (exactly 500 words!) on some level. I can't wait to get back to more substantial writing. I especially owe y'all the rest of "Benefits?", so hopefully I'll be back at it shortly. Thanks for the reads, comments, support, and love, as always. Makes an otter very happy! \m/