Red vs Blue episode 7
#7 of Red vs blue Season 1
RvB season 1 ep 7: Check out the treads on that chick
" My God, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?" Church yelled from behind the rock that was being pent down by machine gun fire.
" You know, in hindsight, we should have brought the tank." Tucker said as Church turned to give him a 'how stupid are you' look.
" Hey, Tucker, what good is a tank gonna do us if nobody here knows how to drive it?" Church said sarcastically.
" Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy." Tucker snapped back he did have a point though.
" Well, yeah, but... oh man, I guess I gotta give that one to ya." Church said in utter defeat.
Meanwhile at blue base the rookie began to climb into the tank and close the driver canopy and activate the power on the large machine.
" Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila." The tank said causing the rookie to jump back about 30 feet.
" Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady." The lizard said to the tank while slightly waving.
" Would you like me to run the tutorial program?" The tank asked causing the lizard to spring up in delight.
" Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you." The lizard said while hopping up in down in the seat.
" Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of the Scorpion class tank. Let's begin with some driving." The tank said slightly losing the rookie in the process due to the higher level vocabulary.
"Okay." He said as he pressed his foot down on one of the six pedals causing the tank to move forward.
Meanwhile at the battle between Church,Tucker,Griff, and Simmons. Griff began to see how pointless it was yo keep shooting if the two blues where not going to come out from behind the rock.
" Simmons. SIMMONS!" Griff yelled over the loud machine gun fire to get Simmons attention.
" Man, that thing is loud." Griff said as Simmons stepped away from the turret.
" WHAT?" Simmons yelled being temporarily deafend from the loud machine gun.
" Come on, let's sneak around the back of the rock and get 'em out." Griff said pointing at the rock.
"OKAY!" Simmons yelled in reply.
" Keep it down! Jesus. Let's go, before they figure out what's going on." Griff said as he whacked Simmons in the back of the head.
Meanwhile the rookie was still having a hard time mastering the tank and as a result he had managed to get over half of the tank hanging over a rock.
"Now that you've mastered driving the M808V, let's move on to some of the safety features." The tank said as the rookie driver began to whilst trying to free the war machine from the rock.
"No, no, wait, go back!" The lizard said as he unstranded the tank and began too swing the barrel around aimlessly.
"Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?" He asked as he stopped the turret in the direction he wanted to go and began to drive towards the battlefield.
Meanwhile Tucker and Church continued there long retreat behind the rock.
" Psst, hey, they stopped firing." Church whispered to Tucker noticing the machine gun fire had stopped.
" Why are you whispering?" Tucker asked in reply to Church.
" Uhm... I don't know." Church whispered.
During that time Griff and Simmons had managed to make it to a small cliff some what way from the rock in which Church and Tucker where hiding behind.
" Aw, crap, I don't think we're gonna be able to get around this way." Griff said whilst starring at the distance between the cliff and the base.
" Tell me again, uh, why did we get out of the jeep?" Simmons asked as Griff face palmed the visor of his helmet.
" Well, I guess it was this or sit there and watch you shoot rocks all day long." Griff said.
" Well at least that was fun." Simmons replied as they both began to turn around to look for another way to there base but where instead surprised by the sight of a massive tank with the barrel pointed directly at them.
" Hoolyy crap. What in God's name is that thing?" Griff said at the meer sight of the killing machine.
Meanwhile Church and Tucker where still trying to decide whether or not to move out from behind there rock of safety.
" Tucker, don't be stupid. They're just trying to draw us out." Church said to the armadillo as he continued to move out of cover.
" No they're not, look: they left the jeep. They're gone." Tucker said whilst pointing at the empty vehicle.
" Well, I don't know about this. It seems pretty fishy, but... alright screw it, let's go get it." Church said as he and Tucker began to run towards a nearby cliff.
Meanwhile Griff and Simmons where continuing to rant about how they should deal with the massive tank that was sitting right in front of them.
" Dude hold still. I don't think it sees us." Griff said to Simmons as the tank got tone on Griff's head.
To be continued...
A/N: "Coming up, on Red Vs. Blue. You've watched them for seven episodes. But next week, the unthinkable! Someone. Will. Die!" Berlin said as Sarg walks by and interrupts.
"I sure hopes it's Griff." Sarg said.
"Anyways yes in the next chapter someone will die for those of you who watch Red vs Blue do not spoil it for those who don't. Also sorry for taking so long to post this chapter it took me so long because right in the middle of writing this I went to Game Stop and bought Mass Effect 3,Assassin's Creed 3,Call of Duty Ghost,and Assassin's Creed 4 so all you gamer furs out there can understand why it took me so long to get done and pleas nobody spoil the following games as seen above to me.
Any way I do not own Red vs Blue or any of these characters they all belongs to Rooster Teeth so good day or night depending on where you live."