Red vs Blue episode 6
RvB season 1 ep 6: 1.21 Giga-Whats "Freeze!" Church yelled to Donut as he fired off a warning shot. " Hey, why the hell are you shooting at me? You coulda hit me, dick!" Donut yelled at his attacker. " Can it. Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge...
Red vs Blue episode 5
RvB season 1 ep 5: The Package is in the Open At the blue base stood a Church Donut and the lizard who caused the mess that could possibly get them killed. " Let me get this straight... you gave this guy our flag." Church asked the dim-witted...
Red vs Blue episode 4
RvB season 1 ep 4: Head BNF in charge Out side the blue base stood the three soldiers as they talked on about the tank and the stupidity of the new guy. "Yeah I'll let you in on a little secret, I've uh... I've actually got a girl back home." Church...
Red vs Blue episode 3
RvB season 1 ep 3: The Rookies "Hey that's not what happened!" Simmons yelled at his young partner from the top of red base. "Yes it is. You said "I'm not going to the Vegas Quadrant," and then the next thing I know you're in an escape pod headed...
Red vs Blue episode 2
RvB season 1 ep 2: Red gets a delivery. "Hurry up lady's this ain't no ice cream social." The old hound said as the fox stared at him confused. "Ice cream social?" The fox said still confused by the ancient saying. " Stop the pillow-talk you two....
Red vs Blue episode 1
RvB season1 ep1: Why are we here? Standing on top of a small base in the middle of a box canyon lie a wolf in green armor and a fox in red armor. "Hey." "Yeah."You ever wonder why where here?" Said the fox as his friend began to ponder the thought. "...
Red vs Blue episode 7
RvB season 1 ep 7: Check out the treads on that chick " My God, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?" Church yelled from behind the rock that was being pent down by machine gun fire. " You know, in hindsight, we should have brought the tank."...