35. A Chocobo Delivery
#31 of Iron Author
Iron Author submission for dowski
Starring a character created by bacent named Zzyzx Rhyde, the hunky anthro bird over here- http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13770270/
When Alex loses an important exam paper he inadvertently ends up in the digital world and meets an anthro chocobo named Zzyzx whose affinity for greens really gets him going.
"Chocobo Delivery"
"Oh come on, come on." Alex grumbled as he struck the side of his computer and watched the lights dance across his monitor before going dark again. "I am GOING to get my paper out of you eventually, you little shit." He cursed angrily as he again hit the power switch, deactivating the computer for a few seconds and turned it back on but growled again when the letters appeared jumbled on the screen.
Alex ran his hand over his brow, pushing his hair back as far as it would go from how hard his palm slid across his scalp. He was sweating now, and he had every right to be. His semester exam, the final one for this semester was lodged in the computer and he couldn't get it out. He didn't think much about it as he wrapped the paper up the night before, his computer seemed to be a little buggy.
"Alex, is everything okay in there?" Nardine asked through the door.
"Everything's fine." Alex snapped. "Thanks."
"Well, it's almost time for dinner, you might want to start cleaning up."
"Yeah. Okay." Alex answered, half listening to the renamon's voice behind the door.
"I mean it Alex. Ten minutes, that's all you get!" Nardine said louder, obviously knowing the human's distracted tone of voice.
"Alright! Alright!" Alex shouted back. "I'll be down in a few!" He said as he watched Nardine's feet disappear from under the door. He turned back to his computer that had loaded into the operating system. "Yes!" He exclaimed as he pulled up his school folder, then paused as he looked at the empty screen. He stared at it with his mouth agape for a few seconds. "It... it's gone! WHY IS IT GONE?!" He screamed, grabbing the computer monitor and shaking it violently. "It took me three days to write that paper! You're going to give it back to me or so help me I'll--!"
Suddenly, a pulse of light shot from the computer monitor and swirled around Alex. A wave of wind coming from the computer began to blow his possessions backward as what felt like a wind funnel had just opened up from the machine. "Hey! What the?" Alex tried to call out for Nardine, for Blade, but his voice couldn't escape his lungs as the light enveloped him like a cocoon and swallowed him whole.
Alex fell through the flickering lights, as if gravity had no effect on him. He looked down at his legs, which were floating above him as he tumbled down a flashing tube-like tunnel. As he began to fly faster he began to breathe much faster; it was different than entering the Digital World, it felt much different.
There was a swishing noise that echoed through Alex's head as he found himself now falling out of a crystal blue sky. Threads of light slivered away from his skin as he fell completely naked toward a lush green ground far below. Alex cried out in a sudden state of panic and alarm, he could feel his head swimming from lightheadedness and as his eyes rolled back, his consciousness failed him.
"Hey?" A voice called to Alex in the darkness. He heard a strange chirping noise, followed by a pair of long, taloned fingers grabbing his shoulders and suddenly shaking him. "HEEEYYY!"
"Wha-what?!" Alex jumped awake, making someone sitting next to him give off a loud chirping squeak and jump away from him.
"Don't DO that!" The figure shouted angrily.
As Alex's eyes adjusted, he found he was gazing at a strange bird-like creature dressed in a light loincloth and a harness attached to a bridle on his head. Nothing more, leaving very little to the imagination. The bird was human in shape, muscular and trim, a few tufts of golden yellow feathers trailed off his shoulders and his head as a full fan of dark brown tail feathers dragged a moment at the ground behind him, he cocked his head. "You're human, right?"
"Y-yeah...?" Alex stammered. "And what are you?"
"I'm a chocobo, of course." The bird stood proudly in an erect pose, glancing down at his fingernails as he brought the tips of his talons together for the human to observe. "The name's Zzyzx Rhyde. You're not from around here, are you?"
Alex shook his head. "To be honest, I've seen some freaky creatures, but you kind of take the cake."
"So rude and you haven't even told me your name yet."
"Oh, sorry... I'm... I'm Alex Dowski. Nice to meet you."
Immediately, the chocobo's head craned in to sniff Alex. "An interesting name, 'Alex Dowski'." He said. "So tell me something, what were you doing falling out of the sky like that anyway? Hm? Did you plan to land in that bale of hay, because if you hadn't you are so lucky. I don't think I could have healed a pancake human." He circled Alex, continuing his investigation. "Do you have any green food? Particularly Gyashl Greens? They are the most delicious things for chocobos."
"I'm naked." Alex pointed out. "I think if I had some food on me you would have found it out by now."
"I suppose so. So what is it you're doing here, human?"
Alex sighed. "Well, I lost my paper for school on my computer. When I was trying to recover it, it came to life and sucked me in, I--" He noticed the blank stare from the bird. "Just... forget it."
"No-no I understand." Zzyzx said, hopping a bit as Alex stood up. "You've lost something and you need to retrieve it. That's why you found me! I deliver things to people, maybe I can find this paper of yours." He said, turning around and inadvertently giving Alex a glance of his rather enormous cock hanging behind that loincloth of his. "I'll help you! Of course, I'd love to be paid for my work."
"I don't have any money... but how about this? If we find any of these... gyshal greens of yours, you can have as much as you want."
"You mean, you'd share gyshal greens with me?" The chocobo said, sounding more excited than the human expected. "Oh! That would make my day!" He chuckled and pulled the human into a hug. "Kweh...eep..." He said, realizing his over excitement and he put the human down.
"Boy, you really like them huh?"
"Oh, very much." The chocobo nodded. "It tends to make us very happy..." He cleared his throat and decided to change the subject. "So this paper, what does it look like?"
"Well, it's got my name in the header, and it's an incredibly tedious three page assignment on the history of Government."
"Got it." The bird nodded firmly and turned around. Crouching down he spoke again. "Alright hop on up." He said.
"Huh?"
Hey my reins aren't just a fashion of mine. I deliver goods and people all over the place, hop on up, and don't tug too hard if you want to get to where we're going in a hurry."
Awkwardly, Alex looked around before deciding to hop up onto Zzyzx's back. The chocobo made a strange warbling sound before crouching down onto his legs and one arm, and then taking off. The human's hair flew back with the sudden shot of wind that came across him and he nearly lost his grip. Moving in long, very quick strides, Zzyzx jumped over fences and darted around trees like they didn't exist. The road was somewhat windy and made Alex feel a little sick to his stomach. "Wheeeere are we going?" He asked.
"There's a village not far from here, we might be able to get some information on your missing paper there." He responded never breaking his stride.
Alex looked around and saw a flicker of electricity along the serenely beautiful mountainside in the distance. "I'm in a digitized world, aren't I?"
"Not sure what you mean by that." The chocobo said as he jumped and flipped over another fence, making Alex scream in shock. He grunted as he hit the ground. "I just know that there's nothing I can't find and deliver."
The village was small and quaint as Alex and Zzyzx approached its gates and the bird let the human back down to the ground. The chocobo was breathing rapidly, but not heavily for someone who just ran for several miles. The tint of the sun in the sky was beginning to turn orange as they started toward the town.
"Oh wait! I'm still naked!" Alex exclaimed.
"Yes... you are." Zzyzx said as his voice trailed off staring at the human.
"I don't do well naked. Even you've got that loincloth thing." He pointed.
"Would you feel more comfortable if I took it off?"
Everything in Alex's head screamed to say "yes" but he shook his head. "I mean I should be covered up if we're going to talk to people.
"Oh. Right." The chocobo said as he pulled out a brown satchel and started digging through it. He pulled out a dark red fabric and handed it to him. "This should cover you up."
"A dress?" Alex raised an eyebrow in concern.
"A kilt." Zzyzx corrected him. "Better than nothing, right?"
Alex couldn't argue there, as he began to work with trying to get the kilt on, Zzyzx turned and entered the village. As Alex finally managed to latch the back of the kilt, he looked up to see an older man being led past by a carriage of three chocobos, a tractor plow at the back told the human he was a farmer. "Hey, sir? Could I ask you something? Do you happen to have any... erm... gyshal greens?"
The farmer's eyes widened. "I do indeed, son." He said as he swung his legs and slid down off the carriage. "Some of the best in the realm, why were you interested in getting some?"
"Well, I'm not sure what to say about this; Zzyzx Rhyde is helping me with a problem, and I wanted to repay him... he said chocobos enjoy--what are you laughing at?"
The farmer was already tearing up with laughter when Alex asked him. He chortled. "Oh, son. You might want to rethink your present to our dear local chocobo. Gyshal greens have a rather... 'productive' effect on them, we use them mainly in breeding the chocobo."
"So it... makes them go into heat?" Alex asked.
"Heat? Hell, son. I don't think a monsoon on the plains could compare to what those creatures get into when they have some of the green in them. I once saw Zzyzx flood a horse trough with his seed, covered himself and people within a good ten foot distance in the process. The chocobo can't be controlled when they're under the green influence, the ones with arms and legs like Rhyde are about insatiable until they get a good flood in plus--"
"I'll take some!" Alex exclaimed before returning to his reserved nature. "I... I don't know how to pay you for it, but I'd like to have some."
The man let out a long hissing laugh. "Hey, I've never seen anyone as crazy as you wanting to entice a chocobo. I'll give you a couple greens just to see Zzyzx wark and devour it." He pulled a few green vegetables from the back and handed them to the human. He turned them over in his hand. "Just be careful, they might be orgasmic to a chocobo, but they're pretty tasteless to humans."
"Thanks. I appreciate it."
"Mmmhmm, good luck." He said in a teasing tone of voice as he climbed back on board and the chocobos pulling the cart continued moving on.
"Say, what was Farmer Shenk doing he--" Zzyzx paused and sniffed the air, noticing the greens in Alex's hands "G-gyshal greens?" He said, dropping his satchel and grabbing for it. Alex quickly pulled them away. "Hey! Come on, Alex! We're friends aren't we? Can't I have a little taste? A little bite?"
"Wow, you really like these things, don't you?" Alex teased as he pulled the vegetables again from the chocobo's grasp. Suddenly he bumped into a tree behind him and the chocobo pressed his massive torso against the human's own body, crouching down as he pushed Alex with his chest, craning his neck down with a grin. Alex blushed and handed one of the greens to the chocobo. "H-here." He said.
Swiping the lot of them, Zzyzx engulfed them almost ravenously. A messy explosion of moisture came from the vegetables, splattering across the chocobo's face and some even getting on Alex's skin. Licking his hands clean, the bird quickly turned back to the human and pressed himself against him, a wide grin across his face. "Mmm, however am I going to thank you for that treat, Alex?" He asked as his hands began to answer his questions for him, groping the human under his newly given kilt. His cock had sprung to life and helped the human's own bulge grow and tent against the front of his cloth.
Alex opened his mouth to say something, but in a surprising move he received the chocobo's pointed tongue instead. Alex felt Z's hips buck against him, the thick bulge hardly felt like anything in comparison to the already soaking wet cloth dangling over his cock. His hands grasped at it to keep it from gutting him and he couldn't even begin to count the inches he had. Even putting his hands around the shaft, feeling its slick pulse he could barely cover them in the circle of his fingers as the chocobo made a warble of embarrassment. He nipped at Alex's neck gently and pushed himself against the human with a needful lust in his eyes, His hands had already unclasped the kilt, making it fall to the ground as he assaulted Alex. Alex couldn't resist, he grasped the chocobo's balls. They were soft, they had a feathery plume feel to them, and they swelled at his touch. Precum shot from Z's cock like he was cumming, the dripping white mess covering both him and the human's lower areas. Crouching down, Alex managed to wrap his mouth around the end of the bird's cock. His lips pushed back the foreskin he had, and the human almost gagged instinctively at the messy ball of precum that had shot back into his throat. It was almost too much, like an auto loader repeatedly firing into his mouth. Zzyzx's mouth dropped open and he grabbed Alex's head, pushing him against the cock. Alex inhaled and held his breath, feeling more precum flooding into his mouth, spilling out and covering his lap, his legs even his own cock. Readily, he pulled the cock from his mouth and ran his tongue along the shaft, watching the bird's toes curl and more explosive precum shots cover both Alex's face and his own stomach. He reached the tip of the cock and ran his tongue along the fleshy wall underneath the skin. Zzyzx warked and began to thrust his hips into the open air, barely missing Alex's mouth.
Alex was coated in cum, the messy precum that had started in his mouth had now splashed over him in a blanket of white. He couldn't find a single place on Zzyzx's cock that hadn't been covered by his tongue, then recovered by the bird's soaking mats of precum. Z was literally dripping onto the ground like an open line faucet with a leaky seal on it. It was glorious. Another volley shot along Alex's face and into his hair, then another shot across his eyebrow and began dripping down over his eye. He knew what was coming next. He turned around on his knees and lowered his head to the ground as he spread his ass apart for the bird. Eagerly, Zzyzx grasped the human's fleshy butt and nearly slipped off the skin. He tried again, this time helping Alex spread his cheeks apart to reveal his pucker. Z didn't need any kind of additional lubricant, his precum was shooting so hard against Alex's ass, he knew if he were female that alone would have made him pregnant.
"AHHHH!" Alex cried out as he felt the bird plow mercilessly into his ass. Then he looked back to see the chocobo was using his healing magics to heal the penetration. Alex strained to contain the cock, it had to have been fifteen inches long and four or five inches thick. He grunted loudly every time Zzyzx slammed into his ass. Levering himself up on top of the human so he could jackhammer down into the waiting hole. "Ahhh... sssss!" Alex whimpered again, burying his head into his elbow. Thick ropes of precum were filling his stomach, a loud, wet sound of their bodies colliding filled the air as the bird's weighty balls slammed down into Alex's balls.
It didn't take too long the first time, Zzyzx gripped Alex's hips tight and let out a strange chirping noise that became a deeper warbling noise. There was a pungent musky aroma in the air and then a sudden feeling of cum being pumped heavily into Alex's hole. The pressure built up more and more until Z's cock was forced out of it by a flood of white. The seed popped out of Alex's ass and he cried out as the pressure that had built up was suddenly releasing itself in a torrent, a fountain from his ass. He was surprised he hadn't cum yet; but feeling the male's fingers tingle along his ass made Alex realize the chocobo wasn't done yet. He readied himself and began to mount him again. Alex felt so turned on by this that he couldn't help it. He grabbed the ground and dug his fingernails along it, crying out as he came into the ground under them. Zzyzx turned Alex over, panting as he pulled the human's legs up over his shoulders, so the chocobo could face him. Plunging in again, Alex could feel the renewed vigor rushing through him, his cock was getting hard again. Hey kissed messily, Alex's precum was now shooting like Zzyzx's was moments ago, causing their bodies to slap sticklily together as they fucked again. The second time took even longer, Alex came first which sent Z over the edge, then the chocobo came a third time in an immediate overload. These greens were probably the best thing for the human to have discovered on this trip. Gripping Alex in his arms it would be many, many more times before either of them even felt tired.
It was the next day that Alex stood at the edge of the village, no one had even known they were there. He sighed and turned around, not seeing Zzyzx anywhere.
"He said he'd catch up." Farmer Shenk had come to see the human off. "Good luck, human."
"Thanks." Alex said as he felt the light from before envelop him, and once again he found himself back in his room, crouched in front of his keyboard.
"Alex! Come on! It's been ten minutes, you coming down or what?"
It hadn't been a day since he'd left? Time must move differently in this other world. Alex stood up, but not before he heard a beep on his computer. Looking down he could see the file that was missing from earlier. A flashing light had him open a chat window.
"Told you I'd deliver on my promise! A chocobo always makes good on his deliveries!" The words on the screen made Alex smile as he typed in his response.
"I'll have to get a package from you again soon. Maybe my partner would want to get in on that little mess."
He waited a moment for a response. "ALEX! GET DOWN HERE!" Nardine sounded serious this time. He got up and quickly ran to his door and out into the hall.
Meanwhile, down on his computer screen, a final message from Zzyzx read. "Anytime! *WAAAAARK!*"
THE END