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'Soooooyour point is?'

'Blain... Sexy talk is like... Giving subtle hints and insinuations without being straight-forward. You can only guess what she means with that when she's having a naughty smile on her face. It's even better when she puts up a seductive and sultry voice.'

'Example?'

'Okay...Razghehen asun yidjundi mashdem l __a_ hin... T hodar kherem_ djijamjar...'

'... What does that mean?'

'Wouldn't you like to find out...'

'... No, seriously, what does that mean?'

'It means that I've been thinking looooooong and hard about what I'm going to do to you tonight...'

'Long and hard, huh...?'

'You will be, eventually...'

'Hehehe...'

'See what I just did there? I made a subtle reference to your penis.'

'Yeah, I get that. You just blew it by pointing it out.'

Some debates never get old. He likes "raunchy" talk during sex and I don't. It's simply because I can't imagine myself like that. And that night, when he stayed over at my place, the subject came up again when the two of us "felt like doing it"... So there we were on my bed in our underwear, cuddling and doing what we always did before we were getting it on. Talking... The look on his face was priceless when I pulled a serious face and quietly whispered in his ear though...

'I "blew" it...? I can't seem to recall that I did such a thing...Hihi...'

'... Subtle blowjob reference?'

'Obviously...Much better than raunchy talk, huh? "Aaah! Fuck my pussy! Fuck me!" doesn't really sound that convincing.'

'Noooooooo, not when you say it like that, no...'

'Exactly... So what's more pleasing to hear...?'

'Point taken.'

'Besides, you're not like that either. I can't imagine you saying dirty things to a girl...'

'I can always try.'

'Sure...'

'Ass sweat...'

'... Really?'

'How's that for a seductive, sultry voice?'

'Hehehe...'

'Saying dirty things is funny though.'

'Yeah... Imagine having sex and the girl goes like "Gonorrhoea! Salmonella!" and other things that ends with an A.'

'Bad sexual pick-up lines are funny as hell too.'

'Let's hear 'em.'

'Hey girl, are you my little toe? Because I'd like to bang you on every piece of furniture.'

'Haha!'

'Guuuuurl, are you sitting on the F5 key?! Cuz that ass is refreshing!'

'Hahaha!'

'Baby, you´za fine ass Orc, cuz you make my Sting glow! Tonight,I'm gonna make you scream like the Nazgûl after you've blown my Horn of Gondor!'

'Hahahahaha! Oh my God! That is soooo fucking hilarious!'

'Haha!'

'Haha, oh man! I can't breathe!'

The tears were rolling over my face as I was laughing my ass off, especially after his pick-up lines referring to the Lord of the Rings... God, that was so hilarious... It took a while for me to stop laughing but every time I looked at him again, I just couldn't keep a straight face... Blain held me close as I was wiping the tears out of my eyes...

'You're crazy, you know that...?'

'It takes one to know one.'

'I'm well aware of that.'

'Hehehe... That's why you're so awesome.'

'Yeah, well... I know we joke a lot about these kind of things but I also like it whenever we're serious regarding this particular topic...'

'Serious talks about sex?'

'Yeah... I like how open we can be towards each other about it...'

'Well, I know what you like aaaaaaand you know what I like...'

'Exactly... And that's what made it so great...'

'Yeah... That night was epic...'

'Hehe...'

'My jaw hurt from going "down south" on you that night.'

'Haha! Awwww...! Nevertheless, I hope you still enjoyed it... I certainly did...'

'Hehehe...'

'But, uhm... I'd like to know something that's been on my mind ever since...'

'Sure...'

'How'd you learn it...?'

'What?'

'Eating out a girl like that?'

'Haha! You did, actually!'

'... Me??'

'Yeah! Remember how you explained how you went down on Sarah back then?'

'Oh yeah! Sarah's the one who taught me...'

'And you passed your knowledge on to me which I used on Rachel...'

'Aaaah...'

'Except Rachel pointed a few things out and well, presto...'

'Hm... Every girl likes it differently though... You just gotta watch the signs...'

'Yup...'

'Hehehe...'

'What about you...?'

'Hm?'

'How do you like it...?'

'Haha! Uhm... I'm not really sure how to explain it...'

'Give it a try...'

'... I really like it when it has variety.'

'Variety??'

'Yeeeeeeah...'

'Do explain.'

'Well, you know... Circular tongue motions on my clitoris... A little bit of pressure against it... Gentle licks and kisses... Getting my clit sucked... Sometimes fast, sometimes slow... But what really got me was when you started fingering me as well...'

'Hehehehe... Who says guys can't multi-task?'

'Hihi... I gotta remember to firmly press my hand on a girl's stomach the next time I'm fingering one...'

'Hm-mm...'

I closed my eyes the moment I felt him caressing my stomach... Wasn't that how it started last time...? And even though I could hardly wait, I just didn't want to rush things, knowing what was coming... Sure, I could've ripped his boxer-shorts apart, jump on his cock and have earth-shattering sex but where's the magic in that...? It would be satisfying when you're after a quickie but I wanted to take my time and enjoy every precious little second I would be spending with him...

'Hey, Blain...?'

'Yeah?'

'Can I ask you another question?'

'Fire away.'

'How'd you managed to keep it up for so long?'

'Whadda ya mean...?'

'Well, you know... During the "main event"... You just kept going and going...'

'Two years is a long time for a guy...'

'Well yeah, but still... Guys usually don't last very long, right...?'

'Hehehe... I'm just awesome...'

'Awww, come on! Tell me!'

'You really wanna know?'

'Yes!'

'Alright, well... The thing is, every time you feel you're about to cum, you need to think of something else. Avert your eyes and think about something random, like doing the dishes.'

'... That's it?'

'That's it...'

'What, really?'

'Hey, it's not easy! You know how difficult it is to deny yourself the greatest pleasure since the invention of pepperoni pizza?'

'Actually, I do. I rarely get to finish myself off.'

'... Ah.'

'But still, isn't that a little frustrating...? Because I find it frustrating as hell whenever I don't get the big O whenever I'm "going solo"... It's like I need someone in order for it to happen...'

'That doesn't stop you from playing with yourself though...'

'Well no... But we're getting a little sidetracked here.'

'Hehehe... It's not frustrating. It makes it all so much better. When you finally do reach your climax, it's waaaaaay more intense from all the build-up pressure...'

'Hm... I can't really relate because when I feel as if I'm about to reach my climax, I want to reach it ASAP... Don't care how...'

'Whadda ya mean, don't care how..?'

'Yeeeeeah... I never experienced a vaginal orgasm during sex...'

'Awwwww...'

'Some girls get theirs by taking it in the ass though.'

'Really?'

'Yeah... It's all about stimulation of certain muscles and nerves, I think... A friend of mine has butt-sex with her boyfriend and well, she told me she had some pretty intense orgasms from it...'

'Wow...'

'From what I've heard it's quite the pleasurable experience...'

'I can confirm this is true.'

'... You got butt-fucked?! Oh dude! Tell me, how was it?!'

'What?! No! Not me, the girl I was doing back then! She fucking loved it!'

'It's okay, you can tell me! I won´t think any lesser of you. Did it happen during boot-camp?'

'Ceylan, I didn't-'

'Because I really wanted to see that. You, taking a shower with all the other big boys... Staff sergeant enters the showers, drops the soap in front of you and orders you to pick it up...'

'Dude...'

'Oh, oh! Or you bending over, a guy takes you from behind and after he's finished, you go like "Thank you sir, may I have another one, sir?!" And before you'll know it, you got butt-fucked by your entire platoon.'

'... You done yet?'

'... I was gonna say something else but I forgot, so yeah, I guess I'm done.'

'You really need to lay off the cannabis.'

'It's not the blunt we've been smoking earlier. It's just my crazy imagination.'

'Uh-huh...'

'What, what's not sexy about you getting butt-fucked by a bunch of dudes??'

'I'm not the one for having a sausage fest.'

'Who knows, you might even like it.'

'Now you're the one getting a little sidetracked here.'

'Hehehe... I'm just messing with you, you know that, right?'

'You know I'm gonna get back at you.'

'I know...'

'Hehehe...'

'So I guess taking a girl in the ass was quite pleasurable for both you and the girl...'

'It's amazing...'

When he started to rub my belly again, I just closed my eyes and enjoyed every little scratch he gave me... It's so soothing... It's so great to kick back and relax... And even though the two of us intended to have sex that night, we really took it slow... But that's what made it so great... After a while though, Blain stopped rubbing my tummy and looked down on me...

'You know, I can ask you the same thing.'

'What?'

'Did you ever thought about anal sex?'

'Haha! Uhm... Yeeeeeeeah, I've thought about it...'

'Ever tried it?'

'Nnnnnnnnooooo...?'

'Would you like to...?'

'Haha, what?! Really?'

'Yeah, you know... Something a little different?'

'Uhm... Nothing ever went "in" except for a thermometer occasionally...'

'How'd that work out for you?'

'Well, I, uh... You know, a thermometer is like, really, really slim that goes in relatively easy.'

'Uh-huh...'

'Fingers and penises are a little bigger than that so...'

'Yeah, I know but... Did you enjoy sticking a thermometer up your butt?'

'Haha! Uhm... Yeeeeeeeah, kind of...?'

'But...?'

'But what?'

'You're afraid that it might hurt if you'll go for something a little bit bigger...?'

'Honestly...?'

'Yeah...?'

'Well, the truth is... In all honesty... Ever since my friend has told me about it, I've been kind of curious to actually try it out...'

'But you never did.'

'No... Because I'm scared that it will hurt like hell but I'm also afraid that... Well, you know...'

'... It's a matter of good personal hygiene.'

'True... I've read blogs and heard stories about girls having anal sex and that it's supposed to be an amazing experience but it's something that kept me from doing it...'

'And that doesn't satisfy your curiosity...'

'No, not really...'

'Hm... You know, you used to be so adventurous. What's keeping you from trying it out?'

'I took an arrow to the knee.'

'Be serious with me...'

'Okay... Picture a jar of Nutella where you dip things in.'

'Yeah?'

'... My butt is the jar of Nutella.'

'You're afraid that shit will stick on whatever is going in.'

'... Yes.'

'Hm...'

'And that's why I never tried to...'

'... What if I do it?'

'Hm?'

'What if I introduce you to it...?'

'Uhm...'

'Would that make you feel better...?'

'Hehe... Well...'

'We'll take it slow...'

'... You're serious, aren't you?'

'Hey, I wouldn't mind helping you out with something you really want.'

'And I suppose it's something you'd really like as well, don't you?'

'I don't mind either way but yes, I'd definitely go for your butt.'

'Hehehe...'

'Whadda ya say...?'

'Wow... Uhm... You kind of overwhelmed me with this...'

'You're always overwhelmed...'

'Hehehe...'

'It's your call though...'

'Would you really risk it...?'

'Yeah... Who knows, you might even like it...'

'I never did this before... It's not like you'd stick it right in, would you...?'

'That's never a good idea. No, I'd play with you a little first and tickle your butthole while I'm at it.'

'Haha!'

'Hope you've got enough lube though.'

'I still have that bottle, should be more than enough...'

'Awesome...'

'Right... Okay so, uhm... Anal sex...'

'Yes...'

'So how does that go, would you stick a finger up my butt first or...? '

'Well, yeah...'

'Hahaha!'

'What?'

'I'm sorry, I'm just kinda nervous... I don't want your finger to look like as if you've dipped it in a jar of Nutella...'

'It's not that bad... And if you're really scared to get messy fingers, you can also wear those white latex gloves.'

'... Latex gloves?'

'Yeah, you know, the ones used for cleaning?'

'... Huh.'

'Haha! Someone just had an epiphany!'

'... How come I never thought of that before?'

'Because you're too much worried about poop sticking to your fingers instead.'

'Hm... I have those in the kitchen downstairs, I think...'

'Well alright then... Whadda ya say...? Feel like giving it a try...?'

'I'm not gonna go on with it when it starts to hurt...'

'I won't hurt you... I'll take it real slow...'

'Yeah, uhm...... Yeah, okay, sure... '

'Really?! I-I mean, really...?''

'Haha! Someone sounds really excited...'

'Hehehe...'

'But uhm, okay... Let's try it and we'll see what'll happen next...'

'Awesome...'

'Do you think we should do it with or without a condom...?'

'No condom...? Seriously...?'

'Unless you don't feel comfortable with that...'

'... Do you?'

'Hm... I suppose either way is fine with me...?'

'Uh... Same here but uhm...'

'What...?'

'Did you ever got yourself tested...?'

"Oh man..." I know these kind of things are difficult to talk about but it's oh so important that you do... The fact that he asked me first meant a lot... Sex is all fun and games but your health is so much more important... Because it's not just your own health, it's someone else's health too... It's embarrassing and awkward to talk about, but I can't stress enough about how important it is to be honest regarding this particular topic... It's something you don't want to think about... But it's best that you think about it beforehand rather then to think about it when it's too late... So I've had all reason to tell him the truth...

'Yeah, I've, uh... I've been tested twice... Seven years ago, it was negative and I've had another test about 2 years ago, which was also negative... You...?'

'I'vehad PHA every year during my time in the military...'

'PHA?'

'Periodic Health Assessment.'

'Ah...'

'I got checked every year and was checkedfor HIVbefore and after my deployment in Sercia...'

'I see...'

'Soit's safe to say that I don't have anything on me when the test-results came out as a negative every time...'

'Well, that's good, right...?'

'It is, yeah...'

'Well, I, uh... Besides you, I've only been with one male in my life so, uh... I took the test with him back then...It was negative for the both of us...'

'Heh...'

'So, uhm... Yeah... I've passed the tests...'

'I see....

'Sooooo theoratically, it's possible for us to do it without a condom...'

'Well, technically, yeahbut... It's still possible for you to get pregnant if my stuffsomehowleaksinto your vagina...'

'I'm also on the pill...'

'What, since when?'

'Since you and I started doing this...'

'Ah...'

'So, uh... Should be alright...'

'Not sure if you'd like mycum upyour butt though.'

'Haha! I wouldn't know...'

'Butaslong as you keep your butthole clean, and we both thoroughly washourselvesafterwards, things should be okay, right...?'

'Yeah...'

'We need to keep those things in mind and we'll be fine...'

'Are you looking forward to it...?'

'Would be new for the both of us soooo... Yeah...'

'Then I suppose it's also possible for us to... You know...'

'Vaginal...?'

'Is it really that much different for a guy without wearing a condom...?'

'Don't know, I never experienced it... But they say it's so much better without one...'

'Hm...'

'I don't think it's a wise thing to do though...'

'They switches holes all the time in porn movies...'

'Yeah but they're prepared for it... I mean, bacteria can easily infect your vagina... I don't wanna risk that...'

'Yeah, you're right...'

'Soooo... If you really wanna do it without a condom, I think we should stick to "one hole per session" and well... Really, really need to clean ourselves thoroughly...'

'Yeah, okay but uhm... I'm still not comfortable with the whole "Nutella" thing though... I have a healthy diet but still...'

'Uh... Poop isn't stored in the rectum, dude. It only gets there when you need to go... It's all clean as long as you have a healthy bowel habit...'

'Ah...'

'You were practically the only one who paid attention in Biology class, you should know that.'

'Yeah, that's true...'

'We'll just have to try that out...'

'It's the only way to know...'

'I sure as hell am not risking it so I'll keep a watchful eye.'

'Hehehe... That's good to know...'

'Feel better?'

'Much better... This'll be something new for the both of us...'

'Yeah, I never had sex without a condom before...'

'Well, I never considered my butthole as an option...'

'Haha!'

'But you know, I really appreciate it...'

'What?'

'The level of maturity here... The fact that you're thinking things through rather than just stick it in tells me a lot... Even though we joke a lot about these things, I really appreciate it when we also have our serious talks... It just goes to show that you take this seriously...'

'I do... But I didn't think you'd be on the pill...'

'I think that protection is just as much my responsibility... Not just yours...'

'I see... Speaking of which, do we even have condoms...?'

'You left them here last time, it's in the drawer of my nightstand...'

'... How many?'

'Five... Hihi... Think you can beat your high-score of four times...?'

'High-score? Is that what you call it?'

'I call it awesome...'

'Hehehe...'

'Haha, man... "One hole per session"... That sounds so wrong...'

'I didn't know how else to put it...'

Needless to say, we took our time with this... And of course I was fucking nervous yet somewhere deep down inside, I couldn't help but to feel excited as well... It was going to be new for the both of us but I guess that's the reason why it was so exciting... I had absolutely no idea what to expect and couldn't tell if I was gonna like it or not... Still, his idea to use a latex glove was rather intuitive... I can't believe I haven't thought of it before... So yeah... We'll be fine as long as we keep those things in mind... Hihi...