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"So, he kicked you out, huh?"

"Yeah, but I can't blame him. Growing through the apartment twice with a drinking buddy probably doesn't paint me in a good light, haha."

Eddie relaxed across the dark blue couch with a bottle of beer in hand. Alkali sat beside him, the two marsupials pulling back drinks and casually talking through the night. After the last time the two got together, Thunder had effectively kicked him out every time he planned on drinking somewhere for less collateral damage. Eddie didn't mind, considering he lived there too. However, he didn't say anything about getting plastered at a friend's place. The grey kangaroo beside Eddie nodded, swishing back a bottle of beer and let out a rather loud burp, but tried to play it off by covering it with his hand.

"Anyone want a refill, I've got more!" Someone cried out from the kitchen.

With a resounding 'yes', Bomba stepped out of the kitchen holding up three new bottles. Eddie had been introduced to Alkali's boyfriend after about the fourth time they got into a "little" drunken fest that resulted in one of the mountains outside of the city being destroyed. Soon after that, the group had become quite the bit of drinking buddies. Bomba sat right between the two marsupials and passed the drinks over.

"This is something I found that I had a few extras of. Apparently, it's supposed to knock you off your feet after the first bottle or something like that." Bomba said.

Eddie raised a brow, staring at the bottle intently. The thing wasn't marked with anything; he figured that if he had it for so long, the paper probably fell off it. Eh, either way, he wasn't going to deny free booze. All three of them clanked their bottles together in cheers before downing the stuff. Eddie was the first to finish alongside Alkali.

"Crud, I just realized, I gotta go make a call. Be right back! And don't touch my bottle, got it?" The yellow otter asked. Alkali and Eddie nodded, simply laying back in the couch and waiting for any effects. Considering the golden furred kangaroo's muscled build, it was probably going to take a bit longer. The two marsupials waited for a few moments before a dumb chuckle rose up. Alkali had a wide grin on his face as he adjusted his hat.

"Oof, that thing hit the spot~ I feel so light~" he mumbled, leaning back on the couch. Eddie watched the grey furred 'roo for a few seconds before the same lightheadedness took him over. Bomba was right, this stuff was powerful! He was going to have to ask where the heck he got this stuff so he could order a few crates. The two kangaroos chuckled to themselves as Bomba returned.

"Sorry about that, work wanted to try calling me in and-" the words died in his throat as he gave the kangaroos a double take. Alkali and Bomba were rather small since Eddie had enough muscle mass to lift both of them, but since when did the two of them take up all of the space on the couch? Bomba blinked as the two marsupials let out hiccup after hiccup, the two males slowly taking up more space and filling out their clothing. Alkali was laid out across the couch, his head on Eddie's lap. The grey 'roo had been dressed in simple t-shirt, but the thing was incredibly stretched out. Alkali was sporting broad shoulders alongside a thick chest and shirt busting biceps and thick forearms. The grey furred 'roo also sported one heck of a burly stomach. His shirt continued riding up to reveal a large, doming belly that was probably as thick as the rest of him and still growing strong.

Eddie had the same predicament as well. Alkali's head grinded against Eddie's rising gut as his dark blue t-shirt rode up to reveal it. Eddie adjusted his glasses and grumbled a bit, an incredibly deep voice shaking Bomba to his core. The two kangaroos simply continued growing in Bomba's presence, the furniture creaking and groaning in some effort to stay up with the two enormous males on top of it.

"H-ehy, babe, why don't ya come closer, we could use the company~!" Alkali rose up a thickly muscled arm, waving the yellow otter over. Bomba really couldn't say no, especially to what he was looking at. Once he got closer, he found that his boyfriend's arm was just as large and wide as him, if not bigger! He glanced at Eddie, who'd seemed to be occupied a bit at trying to pull his shirt down, but to no avail. The two bellied and overly muscled kangaroos hiccupped again, the sound itself shaking the entire apartment. A few seconds afterwards, the two kangaroos did indeed take up the entire apartment and then some. Eddie and Alkali's thick limbs and feet kicked and flailed though the complex as they grew larger and larger, drunkenly sprawling out through the space of the entire building. Through the altercation, Alkali was the first to rise up, tearing through concrete and wood like nothing. Bomba clung to Alkali's leg once he'd gotten up, figuring it was a safe place.

A few minutes later, the two kangaroos simply stood side by side, taking up the space where the apartment had been and casually hiccupping larger. Their paws splayed through the streets, any cars crushed by stray toes and the streets forming spider web cracks from the tons of weight being put on it. Their drunken laughs echoed through the air. Eddie turned to Alkali, the two building sized marsupials sharing a chest bump before admiring their guts for a few moments. The two hefty, doming bellies were forced to fight for space and grind against their neighbor as they expanded larger and wider.

"Hmm, I think I want some more..." Eddie rumbled, patting his stomach and searching around.

Alkali nodded in agreement. "I...I think there's a factory we can raid not that far, just across town I think..." the grey 'roo said, pointing in a random direction.

"So it shall be!" Eddie cried out, stomping his foot into the ground and pointing at the air. The same foot had caused the ground under him to give into the pressure, leaving a massive paw print embedded into the street.

The two drunken kangaroos set forth to the nearest factory, only stopping along the way for appetizers in the form of deli stores and taking a few kegs along the way. While it didn't do much in the way of keeping their buzz, it was fun to do. After they arrived at the factory, the two had arrived in their enormous, stomping fashion. Sadly, even the factory didn't do much as the two were downing silos of the stuff as if they were beer cans and steadily growing too large for it to have an effect. After finishing off the last silo of beer, something had come to Alkali's mind.

"H-hic...hey...where's Bomba?" Alkali slurred.

Eddie shrugged his shoulders.

Alkali stared around for a few moments before reaching around and scratching his rear. He'd had the oddest itch, but he didn't know what it was. Maybe he'd sat in something before. He ignored it and the two kangaroos resumed their journey to get plastered. Unknown to Alkali, Bomba had accompanied them on their journey. The poor otter had gotten himself trapped right between Alkali's fuzzy, muscled butt cheeks. He'd tried to journey to his boyfriend's head but found himself getting stuck between those cheeks once the kangaroo sat down. Ever since, he had been wriggling around to try and free himself, but the space just seemed to get bigger and endless the more Alkali kept drinking. It wasn't how he planned on spending his evening, but he certainly didn't mind it.