Circe Cosmetics, Inc.
Meant to include a warning that his story is definitely for adults and not
for children or teens 17 or younger.
Circe Cosmetics, Inc.
by
William W. Kelso
John was surprised, but pleased, that the shipment from Circe Cosmetics, Inc. had
arrived so fast! He got home from work early, and there was the package waiting
on the front steps. Oh boy, he thought, Jenny is going to be so surprised tonight! It
was the anniversary of their first year together, and he wanted it to be special!
He had met Jenny through a Yiffer web site, and was delighted to find she was from
the same area. After a few emails they agreed to meet, and it was heaven from the
start! They both had equine avatars, his was a Horse and hers was a Donkey. He
was a large, but gentle man, and she was a smaller but well proportioned lady. They
had hit it off from the start. They hadn't gotten married yet, but they were seriously
thinking about it! Ever since he'd moved in with her it had been great, so they already
knew they'd get along fine. He was sure he had finally found the mate he was looking
for.
They both took their Yiffing seriously, and even had fur suits. But he didn't really like
them that much as they were just too clumsy. That was when another Yiffer had sent
him an ad for body paints! The stuff was not cheap, but he'd seen photos of others
in body paint and it had turned him on bigtime. He felt that maybe if they gave it a try
it would really spice up their sexual relationship, which was already pretty damn good!
He had ordered enough different colors of the paint to paint himself as a sorrel stallion
and her as a gray and white donkey. She was an excellent artists, her contributions to
the Yiffer arts sites were always eagerly awaited, and he knew she would do a good
jobon both of them. He'd ordered several shades of brown & tan, dark to light gray,
white,and other colors. He'd even gotten a good discount since he'd ordered so many
differentcolors. He quickly checked the contents of the heavy box. Yep! It was all
there! Now to get ready!
Their favorite room in his old house to make love was an old loft in the attic. In the 1900's
it had been the servants quarters, and he'd knocked out all the walls and built a nice large
studio with lots of skylights so it was well lighted. The privacy and natural light made it
perfect for lovemaking, and since it was already a studio it already had all the brushes and
other supplies they might need, plus drop clothes to keep from making a mess! It was
perfect! He spread some clothes, and lined the special body paints up on the table, and
then went downstairs to wait for her to get home. He prepared a special candlelight dinner
and made her favorite dish, Beef Stroganoff.
He was so happy, the surprise dinner had gone off perfectly! She had been expecting him
to take them out for dinner, and had been suitably impressed at his culinary skills! Now that
dinner was over, and the debris cleaned away, he began to nip her on the back of her neck
and make whinnying sounds. She responded with little squeals and brays, so he chased her
around for awhile, until they inevitably ended up in the loft. What about the suits, she'd asked?
He just told her he had an even better surprise waiting for them!
She was a little uncertain when she saw the jars of body paint.
"But Honey, there aren't any contents listed on the labels, what if we're allergic to something?"
"But look, I said, it says all natural ingredients, no artificial dyes or chemicals! And if it was on
the site then it must be OK, I'm sure a bunch of other Yiffers have already tried it out!"
She was always adventurous though, so came around to the idea fairly quickly. It would be worth
a try, she decided, and definitely kinky! They read the instructions, which were very simple! First
one was to take a good bath to remove as many body oils and to get as clean as possible before applying paint, which certainly made sense! Besides, we loved to shower together. Second was
to apply the undercoat first, which would help the colored paints to adhere better without smearing and/or dripping until they were dry. Then after the paint dried, it took about a half hour to dry, then supposedly you could do anything you wanted without the paint coming off or smearing, even in the rain! Last instruction was to be sure to remove the paint with the special solvent within 24 hours of applying. It claimed there would be no residual or any post removal after effects of any kind.
It was just getting dark, so it was time to get naked! We both stripped, and got into the shower together. As we lathered each others bodies it was hard not to start making love right then and
there! God, she's beautiful, I thought as I ran my lathered hands over her breasts, nice perfect buttocks, between her legs! She moaned a little as I lathered her, and I couldn't help but get hard!
And she returned the favor, lathering my chest and back, my own rather large butt, and then did a gentle very thorough job of lathering and rinsing my aching erection and balls! I almost lost it right there, but we both enjoyed serious and long foreplay, so she knew when to back off! We repeated
the process when we rinsed, and then we vigorously toweled one another off. While we waited to
dry off better I gently nipped her on the back of her neck and back, she loved that, and nibbled at
her ears. Then we realized we'd better get to work or it would be too late! So we went back to the studio and got ready to paint one another!
Actually she did most of the work as I'm not nearly the artist she is. First we applied the clear
base coat. It's cold, and tingles, she squealed as I ran the brush over her beautiful body! And
you should have heard me squeal when she applied to me! I was a total wuss, dancing around
and squirming as she, trying to keep from choking she was laughing so hard, chased me around
with the dripping brush! At first it WAS cold, and tingled a little, but it quickly became nice and
warm. This is nice, I thought! Then she carefully applied the colored paints to my body. And oh
it felt sooo good! The paint was warm and smooth as it went on, and I was aroused the whole
time! I could hardly stand it! Usually it just took just one stroke, and she was very careful as she
didn't want to waste any of the paint. She painted my back a dark brown up to the top of my
head, then switched to some lesser browns and tans as she did my belly and insides of my legs
and arms. I closed my eyes while she did my face. She even painted my hands and feet black,
then gave me a white blaze in the center of my forehead, and white stockings on my legs and
arms. The last touch was to paint my scrotum and base of my penis black too. I wasn't so sure
about that bit, but she was so into it by then I didn't say anything. And, oh, how incredibly erotic
the whole process was! Then she used a special brush to blend the colors so they faded into
one another with no real lines. And I was done! It was amazing, I couldn't even feel the paint!
And when she had painted my head and other parts with hair, the hair hadn't even been matted
or anything, the paint just went right to the skin!
We had a couple of old full length dressing mirrors in the studio. and I stood in front of one,
examining myself. The transformation was incredible! The paint was so smooth it was like latex,
and even when I moved there were no creases or wrinkles, it looked like real skin! And I didn't
even look that human anymore! She had so perfectly blended the colors on my face it actually
looked like I had a short muzzle! She was so attentive to detail I noticed she'd even painted my
ass crack black! If I'd had a tail it would have been perfect!
"Well, what do think, she asked?"
I just gave her the most perfect whinny I had ever managed!
"You DO look horsey, my love, she said with a leer!" Now let it dry while I start on myself.
I watched while she did as much of her own body paint as possible, and watching her paint
herself just made me even more aroused! I gave impatient snorts which made her giggle.
Like I said, she was a very talented artist, while I have trouble with coloring books. She did
her own lower body for the most part, her front torso and belly, her arms, and her face using
a mirror. It was left up to me to do most of her back and the back of her head. Fortunately
I pretty much just had to apply the final dark gray paint to those areas. As I did that she
watched in the mirror, telling me what to do. And when I was done she looked just as good
as I did! She was dark gray on top, fading to lighter grays on the sides with a white belly.
She had a white eye-patch around one eye. As with me she even did her own genitals to
look as anatomically correct as possible. She painted her pudenda black, and even her own
butt crack. It really looked real!
Oh yeah, I thought, MUCH better then the fur suits! And at the thought of the fur suits
I thought of a finishing touch! I told her to wait while she dried, and ran downstairs to the
chest we kept the suits in. A short time later I returned with the two tails from the suits!
They were made from real horse and donkey hairs, and had been special ordered. They
could be worn on the suits, or glued on with a kindof special glue. She bent over and
I glued her tail on, and then she glued mine on. The glue was the kind that never really
dried, so while it was very strong it they could still be removed easily. We both posed in
front of the mirrors, admiring our new looks.
"Oh nice, so nice!", she said in a deep throaty voice! Your idea about the paint was super!"
We held each other for awhile, admiring ourselves in the mirrors. It looks so real!, I thought
with delight! And then it was time for the main event!
We slow danced for awhile, no music, just holding one another close. We kissed and explored
one anothers bodies as only true lovers can, always amazed at how beautiful it could be. I found myself getting even more aroused then usual as I kissed a face that was just as much equine as human. She had done her hair up in a single narrow braid, and it felt like a mane when I stroked
her back. We had no inhibitions with one another and I explored every inch of her body, and ran
my fingers inside of her for short periods, and felt her slowly getting wetter and wetter as she
became more aroused too.
Finally we stopped, and she slowly slid down to a kneeling position in front of me. She took my
penis in her mouth and began to slowly suck and tongue me, at the same time gently kneading
and caressing my balls. I held on to the back of her head, my whole body giving soft shudders of pleasure! Oh, God! I loved her so much!
She knew when to back off, and when she was through with me I returned the favor. I moved
around behind her, and she slowly fell forward on to all fours. I dropped down behind her, and
using my fingers I spread her lips and began to tenderly tongue her clitoris and pussy lips and
she pressed back against me, her body trembling, moaning in ecstasy. Like I said, we had no inhibitions, and our only desire and need was to pleasure one another to the best of our abilities.
I had never been with a lover like her!
She suddenly pulled away from me and braced herself, letting out a deep moan, and I knew she
was ready for me! I had never been so excited before! I reared up behind her, and guided my
aching rampant penis into her, pressing my head against her sex, then mounted her , and gave
several strong thrusts, letting out a guttural moan of my own as I slid into her to the hilt! I let my
arms hang down her sides, grasping her with my elbows, and humped her with slow steady
thrusts. I could see her hands grasping the rug in tight fists, and her gasping moans inflamed
my own arousal even more! I began to gently bite her on the back of her neck and back like we
both enjoyed, making deep grunting noises as her own squeals rose in volume. She was bucking under me now, thrusting backward to meet my thrusts!
I knew we were close, God I could hardly stand it! But I wanted to make sure she was ready to
come too! I would slack off, slowing down for awhile, then slowly speed back up. And then she
let out the deep guttural squealing moan I was waiting for, and I sped up, thrusting as hard and
fast as I could, and then exploded in a monumental gut-wrenching orgasm, letting out a sobbing
gasp as I came and came! And we both shuddered together in a long drawn out mutual orgasm,
and finally I collapsed across her back and I think might even have passed out for a few seconds!
It had never been this intense or lasted so long before!
"Oh God!, she murmured, Oh God!", and I thought the same!
It had been one our most longest and most spectacular couplings so far! I had never passed
out like that before, had never felt such release! We held each other for awhile, both content
in our post sex wind-down.
"We'd better check the paint, she finally said. See what kind of a mess we made!"
And so we managed to stagger to our feet, and checked each other out in the big mirrors. And
the paint was perfect! Not a crease, not a rub, not run, even in the wet and moist parts of our
bodies! We were sweating, but it had gone right through the paint!
"Wow, I said, that is dam good paint!!"
She was impressed too! And as we inspected one another I felt my arousal start to return, and
I could tell hers was too! I was very pleased, twice a night for us was not uncommon, but
usually it took a little longer to get "ready" again, but not tonight!
During our next bout of lovemaking it got pretty wild! We started actually fucking sooner then
the last time, with her on her back on a low bench and I was ramming myself into her as fast
and hard as I was able, both of us writhing and flailing in our mutual lust. At one point she
reached up behindher and grabbed the edges of the paint table to help steady herself, and we
didn't even hear it as some of the cans fell off the table and spilled all over the floor. I doubt we
would have heard an atomic bomb go off! The sex was more brutal then we usually went in for,
but neither of us gave a damn!
Finally I felt another orgasm approaching, and again we both screamed in mutual agonizing
ecstasy as we exploded in perfect harmony! GOD, what a woman I thought! We rolled off the
bench onto to the floor still embracing, and kissed one another gently for awhile as we calmed
down and caught our breaths. And eventually we moved to the couch, and wrapped in one
anothers arms we fell into a deep mutually satisfied sleep.
When I woke up at first I was startled when I saw a bestial face next to mine! I pulled away, and
then saw her and my own bodies looked like animals! OH!, the paint! Now I remember! And, oh
man, what a night! I was pretty proud of myself! Best investment I ever made! She was still
asleep, so I went to the small upstairs bathroom and rinsed out my mouth and brushed my teeth.
Time for some mouth wash too! I looked at the paint on my face in the mirror, and thought again
about what a super job she had done! I spun around looking at myself in the mirror, my tail fanning
behind me. Boy would I hate taking it off!
Refreshed I walked back into the room, and sneaking up on her I gently pinched her butt, then hid behind the couch.
"Whaa?", she said sleepily, but didn't wake up. She always was a hard sleeper!
I went to the small fridge and got a big piece of ice, and snuck back over behind the couch again.
I reached over and rubbed against a nipple, and she made flubbing sounds and brushed at her
breast. OK!, this calls for drastic action I thought! So I ran the ice down her back to the little
dimple at the base of her spine, right above her tail, and held it there!
"Yeeooowich!" she yelled, and jumped up, wide awake now.
She heard me laughing, and attacked me! "You brute!" she screamed, tying to be serious but
laughing at the same time! We tousled for awhile, and ended up lying on the carpet kissing.
And to my surprise we soon became aroused again! Oh my, I thought, as my penis began to
rise again!
She felt me rubbing against her, and said "Oh my!, what a randy stallion you are, big boy!"
And when I was rock hard and rampant again, she suddenly straddled me and lowered herself
onto my waiting hardness!
"Ohhhhhhh!" I moaned.
"Horseys that play with ice must be punished!" she said in a mock severe scolding voice.
We seldom did it in this position as she usually enjoyed having my weight on top of her, but this
time it was fantastic! I had never felt so hard, or large, before! She was nice and tight as she
ground down on me, pinning me to the floor. I bucked underneath her as she rode me, thrusting
up to meet her as often as I could! And after what seemed like forever she suddenly threw back
her head and let out a squeal that was so loud I thought it might scare the neighbors! And then
I exploded inside of her, my own guttural bellow of lust and satiation echoing hers! Three times,
I thought, a record!! With final gasps and moans, she dismounted from me and got shakily to
her feet.
"Well!", she said!"
All I could do was say, "Well, Indeed!"
Then she looked at a clock and said, "Do you know what time it is! We've been up all night
and day! Good thing its Saturday, and it's almost dark! At least we didn't have to go work
today!", then added, "God I'm hungry!"
And I realized I was starving too! She went in the bathroom to clean up, and I went down the
stairs to the kitchen to fix us a late lunch, or early dinner, or whatever. We both like Caesar
Salad, so made us both nice big bowls. She came down a few minutes later, and we both
pigged out.
"Man, she said, this is good, I was starving!"
We still had the paint on I realized, but I hadn't really thought much about it. It still felt very
comfortable, and as far as I could see had never even smeared or cracked, despite our mutual acrobatics all night long.
"Well, that was good!, she said. I guess we'd better get this paint off now, but I really hate too.
It IS so kinky!"
"We've got plenty more though.", I said. "Lets make this a regular weekend thing honey!" "I'd
like that!", she said!
We went back up to the studio loft, and quickly found out we had a big problem, and a big
mess on our hands. The tarp over the paint table had been pulled partially off, and several
of the jars of paint had fallen off, and most had spilled!
"Oh great!, she said, how did this happen!"
"Uh, honey, if you remember the second time around, you grabbed the table for, um, support."
"Oh yeah, she said, and boy did I need it!" She started picking up the jars, then said, Oh
Crap!, this is the jar with the paint solvent, and its empty! What the hell are we going to do!"
I scratched at the paint on my arm, and it didn't show any sign of coming off. "Guess we could
try a hot shower?" I said.
So we both got in the shower and turned it up as hot as we could stand. We lathered each
other up as best we could, and rubbed and rubbed, and the paint wouldn't come off, not even
a little! Even when we scrubbed so hard it hurt! And then we found out that our tails wouldn't
come off either!
"What the hell, I can't my the tail off!", she said!
"Hold still!", I told her, let me take a look, we must have used too much of that glue! I squatted
down behind her, and examined where the tail was attached, and felt a strange shiver go down
my spine!
What the? I couldn't TELL where her tail was attached! It seemed to go right into her body, and
there was no sign of any glue, or the pad at the base of the tail the hair was sewn to! And I didn't remember that patch of gray hair at the base of her spine either! I felt another shiver go down my
spine, and felt MY tail twitch! With a yell I jumped up!
"What the HELL!" I said very loudly.
"Dam it, she said, don't DO that! You scared me!"
"My, My tail, I blurted out, it it MOVED!" And, Oh God, I felt it move again, swishing against
the back of legs! "What's going on!", I yelled!
She had her own tail in her hand now, and gave it a violent pull, and I saw the look of horror
on her face as she said "Ouch! OhmyGod I Felt that! John, she said, what's happening!
I'm scared! And my skin itches!" And started scratching at herself!
And then I realized my skin was starting to burn some, and itch horribly too, all over! God!,
I thought, as I desperately started scratching at myself!
And finally the body paint started to come off, but I moaned in growing horror as whereever the
paint came off there was HAIR or fur underneath. I kept desperately scratching and pulling off
bigger pieces of paint, not understanding what was happening! And she was the same,
scratching and gouging at her own body, revealing patches of gray and white fur or hair as
the paint came away!
"John! she screamed, What's happening to us!"
And then I felt a growing aching pain in my feet! "Ohhhh, God!", I sat down with a moan and
started to massage my feet, Ohh God it hurts! And helplessly I watched as my toes on one
foot began to grow together, bursting free of the coat of paint! I managed to pull the rest of the
paint off of that leg, to reveal brown and white hair, and my foot kept changing!
I heard a squeal of pain from Jenny, and looking up saw her sitting on the floor holding her own
feet and moaning, and I could see her tail swishing around on the floor behind her!
"Whaaaat's haaapppennning she sobbed, oh John it hurts so bad, I'm scared!"
I looked down at my feet again, and my foot had completely changed in to what I recognized
as a hoof! And the paint on my right foot was starting to split and peel off, and I could feel that
foot starting to change too! It hurt, Oh God, it hurt! I tried to stand up, but it hurt too much
and I fell to my knees, but only on one knee as my left leg was now longer then my right, and
the shape was different!
With a guttural squeal I dragged myself to Jenny, and managed to put my arms around her
shoulders. She was staring down in horror at her legs, both of which now ended in hooves!
And almost her whole body was now covered in hair! She looked up at me, a look of horror
and disbelief on her face.
"John, she moaned, please help me! Make it stop! It hurts, it hurts so bad!"
And she suddenly arched in my arms and moaned in pain. The paint, its got to be the paint!,
I thought, the instructions, maybe! With a grunt of pain I managed to get to my feet, and
staggered over to the table.
As I did I caught sight of myself in one of the mirrors. OH MY GOD, I thought, that Can't be
ME!! In the reflection in the mirror a large brown creature was leaning against the table, from
the waist down it was equine now, strong powerful hind legs ending in hoofs, long black tail
swishing in agitation! And the whole body was covered in hair, and I noticed for the first time
I was growing a mane on back of my head and neck! All of a sudden I arched my back in
agony as I felt my spine start to change, and I could hear bones snapping and popping as
they changed! "WAAAWWHH!" I moaned, and when I looked in the mirror again my back
was wider and my body was longer!
And then I suddenly realized I was getting an erection! "UH, UGGGGGH, oh oh!" I moaned!
I looked down between my legs and could see my penis lengthening and thickening, and
changing its shape!! OHHHH, pleease NO, I thought! The head sunk in to itself, flattening,
and the color was changing, becoming a mottled black and pink!
And then all of a sudden I orgasmed, and there was no pleasure, only pain! And again, and
again! I bellowed in agony at the brutally painful ejaculations! Once my loins had voided
themselves of their human seed, I could feel my testicles growing and swelling to over flowing
as a new powerful seed filled them. "UUGGHUUURR!" I squealed! Then it was over, and
breathing in ragged gasping breaths I looked down at myself again, at the huge equine penis
now hanging down as it withdrew into its sheath, and at my huge black testicles.
"NUUUUUHH!!" I moaned. Oh God Oh Pleeaassse God! And I heard another scream from
Jenny, a soul wrenching one of agony! "NOOoooo, I moaned, Jenny!"
OH MY GOD, I thought again, and looking around I finally found the instructions pamphlet!
And noticed that on one of my hands my fingers had started to grow together! No No NO!
I moaned. By holding the pamphlet down with my changing hand I managed to flip the
pages with the one that was still human! I found the last page, and read:
"This Corporation is in no way responsible for any side effects of our Product due to failure
to remove our special paints within the prescribed time period. We appreciate your using
Circe Cosmetics, Inc. fine products".
"Nooo, I whimpered! Oh God, my one hand was a hoof now, and that arm was getting longer
and changing shape! I heard a muffled moan from Jenny, and turned to see that she had fallen
over on her side and was thrashing in pain!
"Noooo, Jeenyy, I'm soo sooorrrry! I didn't knoooww!" I said helplessly.
I started to throw the pamphlet across the room, then on the back cover I saw "For Customer
Relations, call this number". Oh, thank God! I thought! Then I had to brace myself against
the table as another streak of pain ran through me, this time up my neck and into my face!
"OOHH, UUUGGGHHHH, Godddd!", I moaned.
I dropped down from the table and tried to stand up, but I couldn't! My back didn't want to
bend that way anymore! I managed to stagger over to the phone, but when I tried to dial
was horrified to see my remaining human hand was starting to change too! Already my
three smaller fingers had grown together!
"NO, NO, pleeaaase, no!, this can't be real, this can't be happening!
Then I had to pause as more even pain racked my body, and I felt my upper and lower jaws
cracking, and staring to stretch! I screamed at the pain "NUUUUUGGGHHNEIGH!!! Finally
the pain lessened momentarily, and I managed to dial the number, and on the first ring it was answered!
"Hello, this Circe Cosmetics, Inc. CustomerSservice, how may I be of assistance?"
Thank God I thought! I had had to drop the phone because I could no longer hold it, but it
had landed upright and could still hear it OK.
"UH UH RRR! I said, NO! UHH I UURRR HEEPPP USS PUHLAZZ!" I manged to grunt!
I ran my tongue over large rubbery lips and big square teeth! Oh God, I can't talk anymore!!
I realized in horror!
"PUUUUHHHlLZZZ! UR NEH NEH!" I managed to blurt out!
Finally I threw back my head and let out a loud "WHHHHIIIINNNNYYYY!" of frustration and
growing rage!
"I'm sorry, the lady said, but we do not tolerate prank phone calls! Have a nice day!", and
hung up!
"NNNNNAAAA WWHHHIIIINYYY!" I shrilled!
Please don't hang up, please, we need help! but I could only snort and stomp my feet in rage!
I reared up in anger and bumped my head on the ceiling, and when my front hoofs came down
I smashed the heavy table in two! And then I heard a soft whimper from behind me! Jenny!!!
She was still lying on her side, her transformation, like mine, was finally complete! She was
lying in a mess of paint peelings, but there was no longer any paint on her body. She had
become a female donkey!
And looking in the mirror I realized I was now entirely a horse, and had also grown to the correct
size somehow! With a soft nicker of concern I leaned down and gently nibbled at her face, lipping
her nose tenderly. I so wanted to hold her, but I couldn't!
She gave a soft snort, and suddenly leaned up and looked around. At me, at herself, and I could
see she was still confused. With a snort she lurched to her hooves, and let out a long sad Bray
of distress, and when she looked up at me tears were running down her face. I gave another
nicker and gently licked her tears away and nuzzled her blowing into her muzzle.
I'm so sorry, my love, I'm so sorry! I had no idea this would happen, this is impossible!, I thought.
She put her head against my side, her whole body shuddering. We stayed like that for awhile, her leaning against me and both of us shuddering, trying to come to grips with what had happened.
After awhile I realized how nice she smelled, and I started to realize she was in estrus! Unable
to help myself I found myself snuffling at her rump! No, I thought, stop this! But I couldn't! God
help me, I felt myself start to become aroused! And again I snuffled her rump, and her sexual
fluids were flowing! Ohhhhhh Goddd! I thought, I can't, I can't help myself! I was fully aroused
now, my massive penis fully extended with pre dripping from the tip!
And she'd caught the scent of my arousal by now, and was looking at me over her shoulder in confusion, but that confusion was fading and starting to be replaced by her own arousal!
I snuffled at her again, rearing up a little, and gave a questioning squeal! She answered my
squeal with one of her own! With a low guttural nicker I approached, and she watched as
I approached, and then lifted her tail for me. With a guttural squeal I mounted her, and because
of my size was able to almost completely straddle her.
My front hooves were actually touching the ground as I pinned her between my front legs with
my weight, and began to service her in powerful lunging thrusts! As I thrust into her I gently
bit the back of her head and neck, gripping her mane, as somehow I knew she liked that! And
finally I orgasmed, hearing her own squealing bray of pleasure, as I flagged my tail and passed
out from the ecstasy!
I mounted and serviced the Jenny many more times over the next couple of days. I don't know
at what point any memories of ever having been human left us, but it was probably for the best.
A few days later some firemen broke in the front door of house. They had been called by the
Police because of a missing persons report, plus complaints of "loud funny noises" coming
from the house.
They were quite surprised and shocked to find a horse and a donkey in an upstairs loft, evidently
left there by the owners for whatever reason.
"Man, what a Godawful mess, and it stinks!" said one cop.
"At least they're friendly", said another as he scratched the donkeys ears.
"Yeah, said the first, what kind of lowlifes would leave two animals alone like this! And why the
hell did they put them up here!"
"Who knows!", said the second cop.
And in our forage for food between matings, I had unfortunately eaten the pamphlet, the only
possible clue. But of course I didn't know that, we were just happy to see people as we
instinctively knew they would take care of us.
We neighed and nickered in greeting to the humans, we were hungry!
We were turned over to a local vet, and as we had no tattoos or other markings that would
identify our owners or medical records. He checked us out and found us to be in good health.
And, he noted, the donkey was also pregnant.
He put a notice on some websites, and soon found a good owner to adopt us. The owner was
very pleased with his new stock, and we were quickly groomed and shod and made welcome
in our new home. It was a nice airy stable with large stalls and plenty of fresh hay. And there
were plenty of other horses, mules, and donkey to make friends with, and we were soon
accepted as members of the herd.
As it was still mating season he paired his new stallion with several ripe Jenny's and Mares, and
was more then pleased with my performance.
He was a kind owner, and noticing his new Sorrel stallion and donkey Jenny seemed very
attached to one another, and became restless and agitated if separated for long, he never
sold one of us off. He even gave us adjacent stalls. And I sired many fine Hinny Mules with
her over the years. And we were completely content and happy.