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I need to man up of fur up... or some lame pun

Story by Furry noob on SoFurry

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My first plan to tell mom was a good one, but she just has to go shopping when I'm at school!I need a plan B but everything else I think of has flaws to say the least.I jumped into a pond and swam for a dead duck... In the middle of October.I cut my thumb open with a hand saw, went inside, put a band-aid on it than went back to work!I got stung by a hornet, I didn't go home and remove the stinger. I kept fishing... With a hornet as bait.I shoot 3 inch 12 gauge shells like its nothing and people twice my age complain about recoil.I am willing to do all of this stuff, but I ain't got the guts(or time) to just say I'm a furry to my parents!

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I think I know how to tell my parents!

I would want to tell mom, mainly because my dad is denser than lead.So, I would want to tell mom sometime that its just me and mom. I would need more time than her giving me a ride to the school bus stop. Maybe I'll offer to go grocery shopping with...

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Well, I told my dad!... sort of.

We where ice fishing, it was really warm out so I took my hat off (it's one of those with the ear flaps that has fur on the inside) I said "This hat is awesome... It's warm, comfy, and looks nice... with the fur and all... I love furry stuff!"He only...

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My friends know the best jokes

Today during Canadian geography, one of my friends said "there is this girl in Rocky harbor... and she wants the D"I turned to him, looked him in the eye and said "she likes it Rocky"Nearly everyone in the class heard me say that and Nearly everyone...

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