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It happened at the new indoor water park. She should have known Bart would do something stupid like this. He told her later that he just wanted to skip the lines. So, of course, the only solution he could possibly conceive of was using the intercom to convince all the men that the pools were infested with candiru. Not that he new that's what they were called. Now that she thought about the men of Springfield probably weren't smart enough to know either. She guessed that's why they believed Bart when he told them the only way to remove the tiny fish from their uretheras was to "roll around naked in the snow", as he so crudely put it.

And of course the idiotic men of Springfield not only believed the obvious child's voice coming from the intercom, they also chose to bum-rush their way through the giant window panes along the wall instead of finding a proper door. These moronic men tumbled about in the snow, amazingly unscathed by the glass they had smashed through with there naked bodies. Everyone else was so distracted by this, except Bart, of course, who was now partaking in the line-free slides, that the raccoon slipped in unnoticed.

The poor little guy was just looking for food, which he found in the form of a discarded hotdog bun of all things. She would been surprised by the lack of rules against bringing food in to the pool area, but then she saw the tazer gun. A familiar looking teenage employee (hadn't she seen him somewhere before?) retrieved it from a glass case, set it to it's maximum setting, and fired at the critter. So much voltage ran through the little guy, that he was briefly lifted up, before falling unconscious, into the pool. Lisa was appalled.

After a desperate, but futile plead for someone to help the raccoon, she grabbed a nearby pool skimmer and fished him out. Laying him on the tiled floor, she looked him over. He was soaked through, with two small burn marks where the tazer cables had made contact. As she was examining him, she couldn't help taking a peek at his groin, for medical reasons she assured herself later. What she saw was impressive. For a raccoon, he was very well equipped. Not unnaturally so, but he would definitely make any potential mates very happy.

Realizing that all eyes were on her after her outburst, Lisa quickly pressed the side of her head to his chest, sneaking a feel of his hefty balls. No heartbeat! Finally a chance to use her online CPR training. Five quick chest compressions, pinch the nose and blow in air til the chest rises, repeat, repe- "Lisa has a boyfriend! Lisa has a boyfriend!". BART!!! She ignored him, he wasn't worth the raccoon's life. Come on, come on. You have so much more trash to eat. Steal one more breath, noble bandit! She was getting desperate. With one last burst of energy, she pulled back her arm, then drove her hand across his muzzle.

It worked! The raccoon's eyes shot open as he coughed up chlorinated water. He quickly sprang to his feet and shook himself off. She expected him to run off then and there, make the most of his renewed life, but instead, he looked up at her. There eyes met for the first time. She felt a connection to him instantly, and he must have, too, as he started nuzzling against her. Her eyes cast about the room, past all the people with camera phones out, and the naked men, some with camera phones out. Finally she spotted her mother.

It took her almost twenty minutes of pleading to convince her mother to let her keep the raccoon, though her superior intellect and past history with animal care eventually won the day. She decided to name him Noble Bandit, which he seemed to like, always coming to her when called. Though she rarely needed to. NB was by her side constantly, following her around town, and waiting by the door to greet her when she got home from school. They were inseparable. The only complaint Lisa had was that Bart ended up being right, not that she would tell him that. NB was her boyfriend.

It started almost immediately. At first it was little things. A friendly, affectionate nature. Bringing her gifts of food from the kitchen, or sometimes from her father's hands. Chasing Bart away when he picked on her ;). But eventually their relationship grew to involve sharing a bed at night, cuddling, and even, touching. She couldn't stop thinking about his genitals. She knew logically that it was wrong. She was too young. He was an animal. She was a virgin. Bart might find out! But his genitals were so big. So inviting. And he seemed just as interested in her. At first just peeking up her skirt. Then watching her changing clothes. Then the touching. She knew it was gonna happen, one way or another.

Not one to procrastinate, she made a plan. She told her mother that she was gonna spend the night camping with a friend. She took her cell phone to call her mother and placate any of her concerns, a first aid kit (just in case), and had Dr. Nick's number at the ready (just in case the just in case needed to be discreet). She had her father take her to the campsite, he was easier to fool. She pointed out a random family and said they were her friend's. He bought it without question, and left her and NB with there camping supplies. It didn't take long to find a secluded spot and get set up for the weekend.

Noble Bandit caught himself a fish and even found some edible mushrooms and berries for Lisa. Apparently Nelson had been right about raccoons being good providers. And as night fell, he provided even more. They cuddled together in the tent, an electric lantern set to dim in the corner. The sleeping bag cushioned them against the cold, hard ground as they explored each other's naked forms. His extra sensitive paws groped her flat chest, tweaking her hardening nipples.

Though enjoyable, she became impatient, having waited long enough to get at his hefty loins. She carefully lifted him over her head, giving herself a good view between his thighs. His half foot long, bone-filled member was already raring to go, a drop of pre leaking from the bent tip. His fertile testicles each bigger than one of the pearls on Lisa's favorite necklace. Lisa leaned in in took a big sniff, enjoying the hardy, earthen aroma, before giving his length a tentative lick. The raccoon let out a joyful titter as she dragged her tongue up and down his rod.

Deciding she was ready for more, Lisa laid Noble Bandit on his back and lowered her head between his open legs. She looked into his, making sure his was okay with her actions. NB was panting slightly, but looked at her with trust in his eyes. She smiled and slurped his tip past her lips. Her first BJ! She always thought her first would go to Nelson or, shudder, Milhouse. Pushing that horrible thought aside, she focused on the taste. This was the first meat she had had in her mouth since becoming a vegetarian, and man was it good! Naturally musky and a little salty, and the pre just added more flavor. As NB's panting intensified, Lisa took more of his length until it reached the back of her throat. Did she want to deep-throat a guy on the first date? She looked up into his eyes, seeing his lust and love for her building and thought "Fudge it", being to well mannered to swear even to herself.

Noble Bandit cried out as Lisa deep-throated him, blowing his load straight into her esophagus. She pulled off him with a smile, happy her plan worked. Earlier research had told that most males of most species were quick to orgasm the first time AND raccoons were capable of going several times in a single session, so she theorized that if she got his first out of the way, he'd be able to last long enough to get her to her first, or maybe even second.

Lisa laid back, waiting for him to get his second wind. She didn't have to wait long, though. As her head touched the ground, NB clambered onto her, his lust driving him to penetrate her cunny rather forcefully. She would have cried out in pain, but her hymen had been broken years ago in a nonsexual accident during one her families many. many misadventures. Considering NB's eagerness, she felt this was for the best; one less medical concern. Of course, that same eagerness was now holding the majority of her attention as he rammed into her over and over with almost no rhythm at all. "Like a wild animal", her lust-addled minded joked. She leaned forward wrapping her arms around his head and thrusted back as best she could, determined to live up to her feminist beliefs and not just lie there and be taken.

Neither of them were able to last long at this pace, however, as Lisa soon sprayed her first orgasm out around NB's length. Her cunny clenched tightly on him, causing him to spray his own juices back into her. They lay there panting, Lisa drifting through the afterglow. Her first time had been even greater than her anecdotal research had led her to believe. She barely even noticed when NB rolled her over and mounted her from behind, until...

"AH HA-AHHHHHHHH!!!!", her brother screamed from the open tent flap. She snapped to attention as NB sprayed another load of coon seed into her. Bart!