david's collage days part eight
It was the most beautiful day in the world today as David and Sarah were going to get married and best of all it was not raining it had been for the past few days but now it was beautiful sun shine and today David would be happy for and Sarah and Sarah would be happy for David.
The ground at the church was wet but dry but just in case David had ordered a in door wedding not an out door on just in case it rained.
At about 11:10 Sarah was getting ready and so was David, David knew today would rival any other day, Sarah said the same thing as she got into her wedding dress and was helped but mum and pippin, pippin had only been invited by Sarah if she didn't fight with mike.
They had broken up even before the wedding as mike had cheated on her by having sex with someone else but he said sorry but later she found him with another woman a few hours later he said sorry, but the next day he kissed and smacked another girl on the butt that was the thread strike it was over.
As David fitted into his new suit he felt cool and relaxed with no butterflies in the tummy or a sick felling, but mike was not as he had to go the whole day without fighting with pippin and that wouldn't be easy.
After all he had cheated on her even before there wedding and now he was worried that pippin might hit him and say bad things plus she had tipped shoes and they can do a lot of damage.
At 1:30 the guests began to sat down in there seats and after everybody had sat down, that's when the music played and in walked David with pippin, mum's and dad's uncle's and aunt's granddads and grandma's looked on and stood up as David walked down the isle then the beautiful Sarah walked down the isle with mike, David meet her at the wedding point and the wedding began.
Every body sat down and the vicar then started the wedding,
"Ladies and gents we are here today to celebrate the marriage of David and Sarah, do you David take Sarah to be your wife in sickness and in health and in safe keeping her secrets?"
"I do"
"And do you Sarah take David to be your husband and love him and never fight with him to death do us part?"
"I do"
"David you may now put the ring on Sarah, and Sarah you may put the ring on David"
"Could we have the rings please?"
Mike handed the rings to David and Sarah, thankfully David had gone out and brought another ring because the chances in find the identical ring was like looking for a needle in a hay stack.
"if any body has any objections why these two should not marry then please speak now or forever let these two love each other for ever and ever", there was a pause and nobody spoke.
"Then by the power of the god I promise you man and wife you may now kiss the bride"
David kissed Sarah and said
"I'll never leave you for anther woman" Sarah said the same.
The dinner party started and the best man, mike made a speech of David and Sarah.
"ladies and gentlemen when I first met David he was a no good nerd, talking to my ex bird but now seeing him and Sarah together makes me want to say this, David you very lucky basted and of the best of luck in the future".
Every body laughed and clapped David then made his speech.
"Thank you mike but I would like to say I'm not a lucky person no, no I could have just ignored Sarah but no, thanks to Mr. STORM me and Sarah love each other and I all ways will Sarah, you see we both love the same things we both love coke-a-cola and we both love going skip rummaging so Sarah, I love you and I always will" everybody cried and clapped.
On the dance floor David and Sarah sat and waited for there song to come on David and Sarah both loved this song
"Ok every body if you would like to clear the dance floor for the married couple for there song" said the DJ.
Sarah and David got onto the dance floor to here the carpenters play "why do birds suddenly appear".
David and Sarah danced the night then it was time for the throwing of the groom flowers, Sarah lobed it high and straight into the arms of mike who was keeping quiet until the food was ready, he looked around and saw nobody, everybody was more into the bride and groom.
Pippin then noticed mike with the flowers and said
"Would think of given it another go?"
Mike said "no because I only proposed to you so you look good in front of every body and a complete and sad person".
Pippin began to cry and mike went to comfort her but accidently groped her boob.
After four long hours David and Sarah ran down the isle being chased by rice and confetti then into the car and off they went to there new house they couldn't afford a honey moon but who cared they had each other.
That's when it started mike and pippin where going at like a pair of male tigers fighting over the last bit of meat, and all because mike had groped pippin's boob.
pippin got the low shots in but mike got the hair and in triumph found some sissies and cut pippin's hair off in a large chunk but pippin got her own back on mike as she was wearing pointed shoes and she kicked him in the crouch so hard he could replace all the quail in the church.
But with this they both had to go to the emergency room as mike was hurt in the balls but pippin was bleeding in the head.
Mean time Sarah and David didn't notice this as they where going home and going to spend the night in the pretend honeymoon sweet.
David and Sarah stayed in the honeymoon sweet and drank wine and rich men's chocolates.
But, they would need money because mum and dad said they were independent now, so it was time to find work.
Plus car for transport and it would have to be a good one not a crap little car that would brake down.
So the next couple of weeks David and Sarah looked for a car and a job.