What's A Boar To Do?
Here at the Crunchy Country Fitness Club, we take all your fitness needs VERY seriously, and if we can't, the other patrons certainly can!
Derek the Boar has a good workout session, and what better way to cap a workout than some time in the sauna? And if that simple sauna session leads to something else... well... what's a boar to do?
We didn't say a word to each other. He gave me a look as he left the sauna, towel barely holding onto his thick waist. That leonine tail, now soaked with sweat, swished with confidence and grace, drawing complete attention to the lower backside of this quite beautiful man. He shut the door to the sauna and left me to ponder his wonderful body. Did he want me to follow him? Was he just acknowledging all the shameless teasing I was doing? Does he know me from somewhere else? What's a boar to do?
I remained there in the sauna for what felt like forever, but was probably closer to thirty seconds. The marten across the room had his eyes closed and head leaned against the wood panels behind him, towel wrapped around his waist like a true gentleman. The damn painted horse, on the other hand, was jogging in place, still wearing his full gym clothes, sweats, jacket, and all! What a nuisance. What a perversion of the sacred temple known as the Crunchy Country Fitness Club sauna!
Moved to annoyance by my own thoughts, I grabbed my towel and began to leave– I've been sweating enough. Excusing myself past the jogger turned out to be pointless because of the headphones covering his ears. Those Drops must've cost a pretty penny to be specially fitted for horse heads. Worth it if you want to shut the world out with no discomfort whatsoever. Not money that would be worth spending for myself.
I almost wrapped my towel back around my waist before entering the locker room proper, but I figured no one cares, there are about six naked old guys in there anyway. As the relatively cold air of the room hit me, I stretched and scratched an itch on the side of my belly. I've been making progress with this thing, but it's probably gonna be at least a couple more years of work before my GP stops mentioning it when I make my annual visit. I can't help it if my genetics promote a certain body type! I know I've been saying it a lot lately, but really... What is a boar to do?
Shrugging it off and peeking at a freshly-showered older Shepard flossing his underside with a rag, I throw my towel across my shoulders and head to the showers in the back of the room. Sweaty and satisfied, I walk toward my usual stall in the back, hoping there's some soap in the dispenser still. The smell of water and wet fur permeate the area and the sounds of scrubbing and spraying water echo off the walls as curtains reveal shadows of gym-goers working through their grime in the individually-lit shower stalls. As I make it across the smooth tiled floor to the end of the corridor I freeze. Well... at least there's soap in the dispenser. There's also that lion from before there as well. Using my stall... How dare he!
I stared a bit too long. He didn't even bother drawing the curtain closed, he just kinda... stared back at me. His body is incredible, he looked to be somewhere in his 40's– maybe the younger side of it. His fur was a dazzling mix of orange, yellow, brown, and gray spots scattered the important parts, like the contours from a makeup tutorial vid– of which I enjoy watching from time to time. He wasn't ripped, but he looked strong. His doctor must be mentioning his belly as well, though not with such dire implications that mine would add. I snap out of it as he squirts soap into his hand to lather up his chest and head to the stall across from him. Thankfully, there's some soap here as well. I'm glad these fine workers keep their gym in order.
The cold water feels crisp against my still-warm-from-the-sauna skin and I get to work washing the sweat out. I almost close the curtain behind me, buuuut... I look at that lion and decide to leave it open. Not to get distracted too much, I soap up and start working a lather into my arms, shoulders, and chest. He's washing soap out of his short mane. His ass is fantastic, and he's angling it in such a way that I almost think he's showing me on purpose. A peek from his eyes tell me that my assessment is pretty much on point. I begin to work on my belly and back. His eyes continue to study me, visually eating me up.
Not one to waste a fun opportunity, I decided to make a show of it. I begin working on my groin and my ass. The water's warmed up enough and my balls have gone back to hanging low, so I give them a good massage before giving my hog(heh) a few pumps. He's playing with one of his nipples. A very obvious semi juts out from below his waist. I turn around and work the soap into my ass, spreading my cheeks a bit– just for fun!– and letting them jiggle a bit as they're let go. He's playing with his semi now, casually jerking himself to this impromptu performance I'm giving him. I'm such a good showman.
I lift my left leg and put my foot against the wall to clean my lower quadrant, while also giving him unbridled visual access to my... everything down there. He seems to like that a lot. His semi is no longer just a semi. It's fully hard and it's quite a nice size. Thick and uncut. Maybe seven inches. It's hard to tell from this angle, but it's certainly bigger than what I'm used to working with for myself. For my right leg, I go ahead and bend forward, well, away from him, so that he's got a direct line of sight to the inner workings of my soul. I'm such a troublemaker.
After cleaning the sweat and grime off my body and out of my fur, I turn the shower off and grab my towel. Content to leave things there, I begin drying off as I walk through the corridor. One last look at him gives me pause, though. He catches my eyes and gives me a slight nod, a small hand gesture, and a brief raise of the eyebrow, that has a simple meaning anyone can figure out: Come over here.
I think about it. I think really hard about it. My dick is hard just thinking about it! Of course... What the hell is a boar to do?
I slink over to the stall he's in– my usual stall– and look at him in the eyes. He's a bit taller than me. Maybe four inches or so. He gives me a nice toothy smile and grabs my hand, placing it on his cock. I look around, making sure no one can see. The only other occupied stall has a closed curtain and is on the far side of the corridor. We're good.
I give his cock a few test pumps to see what he's working with. Definitely seven inches. Maybe seven and a half. A play around a bit with the foreskin, pulling it back and exposing the glands. Not the thickest one I've seen, but definitely thick enough to please anyone that wants to have some fun with this hunk of a man. I give him a little squeeze and bit of precum pools at the head of his dick before before washed away by the water. What a waste...
A series of insistent taps on my shoulder signals the next maneuver he wants from me: Get in. Of course I get in, but not before placing my towel over his on the little metal towel hanger thingy. He shuts the curtain behind me and moves me up against the wall. Luckily he's shielding my face from the direct blast of water. It would be hard to stare him in the eyes with the shower constantly hitting me in the face. Those beautiful, deep, hazel eyes. I could stare in those eyes for hours. And his smile is so effortless and pleasant, it's impossible not to smile back at him as he moves in to embrace me.
The hand on his cock smoothly transitions to his back as we hug and share body heat. I rub my hands along his back as he tangles his fingers in the fur on my hips and belly. He must like it quite a bit. He pushes his muzzle toward mine and I meet him halfway for a nice make-out session. I reach down and grab that perfect bubble butt of his as he grinds his cock against my thigh. What I wouldn't give to turn him around and plant my muzzle in between those cheeks... but now's not the time.
All in all, this is quite nice. I like making out and cuddling. Kinda weird in the shower stall of the Crunchy Country Fitness men's locker room, but hey... can't say I haven't done it in worse settings. His body is firm in all the right places, and soft in all the right places. I could spend all day against this man and I would consider it a productive use of time. But as much as I am enjoying this, his cock calls to me. It speaks my name. Derek! Suck me, please! I'm not one to deny a creature that begs so politely!
I separate from his mouth and get down on a knee. I take his thick, juicy meat and give it a nice long lick. He lets out a little moan. I hope no one heard that. Shrugging, I move my head below and suck on his balls. They're nice and tight against his groin. I dig it. I give each nut a few moments in my mouth before moving back to the main course. He grabs one of my tusks as I take him orally. I'm a champ at this, so I quickly get him to the back of my throat, and just a liiiiitle bit deeper. Oh, he really likes that!
I swirl my tongue around his length before I get to moving my head. At the same time, he uses my tusk as pretty damn effective control point, and directs the pace of the muzzle fucking. I grab onto his ass again as we keep this going. We're both hard as rocks and I almost have trouble getting him to actually go down my throat. A particularly hard thrust nearly makes me choke and I have to cover up my coughing. Alright, maybe I'm not a champ, per se... but I try my best and really... who can ask for more?
I go back to my trusty right hand. It's never let me down and it's certainly never caused me to gag! Rising from my kneeled position, we go back to slobbering over each other and mashing our bellies together. Kisses and hugs. Hugs and kisses.
He gives my cock a few tugs before using my natural pliability to turn me around and push me against the shower wall. Weirdly enough, I didn't expect it to go here.
He takes a hold of my comparatively short and thin tail as he starts hotdogging his cock between my ass cheeks. I can't say I enjoy the tail thing, but I do like the hotdog thing. Feeling that cock of his slide between my cheeks is such an invigorating sensation. I shudder and close my eyes, just enjoying the feeling of that skin sliding across my entrance. I'm not even sure when I started arching my back, but I did, and he must've taken that as signal enough to take things further because he crouched down to try and get a good angle. He couldn't find a good angle, of course, so he grabbed my hand and placed it on his cock again. I gave it a few good strokes as I contemplated the ramifications of taking this lion's dick up my ass. What's a boar... Well... you get it.
After guiding him to the right spot, he manages to push into me, surprising both of us, really. No lube? Just my spit, pre, and some water? It doesn't even hurt that much. Then again, he's only about halfway in... and I guess I am a bit of a slut. I'm currently biting my arm in order to prevent any of my moans or groans, but I'm also thinking about how we could get him the whole way in. Soap? Probably not a good idea.
He started bucking into me and then it clicked. I've just gotta push back! So I start pushing back, helping him get a little deeper with each thrust. By the time I feel his balls punch against mine he's already panting. Already? That couldn't have been more than a minute. Considering the setting, I suppose it would be wise to move with haste.
... And move with haste he does! After hilting himself in all the way, his hands dig into my waist and he starts pounding away. Pump after pump after pump. Cardio workout number two? No, it doesn't last long enough.
He wraps his arms around my belly and pulls me tight into his embrace as he sinks his teeth into my shoulder. Not enough to actually break skin, but enough for me to know I'm being claimed right about now. It's always reassuring to know that my ass is good enough to get someone off as quick as it does. Pretty hot that I can feel his spunk coating my insides. Damn, he has a nice load.
His bite on my shoulder became kisses on my neck. He gave me a few more small movements of his hips and I tightened my hole best I could to milk him before he pulled out and gave my ass a nice little pat pat.
When I finally collected my breath and turned around, he was facing the water, probably cleaning off his front side. I grabbed him in a hug and started rubbing my cock against his ass cheeks. I was still feeling the exertion of taking him as deep as I did, so I didn't bother trying to line myself up to fuck him, I just wanted to cum. He held still long enough for me to get off using his perfect golden buns. It didn't take me much longer than it took him and I creamed that cool spot right at the base of the tail, just above the asshole. I gave his chest a half-assed massage before I kissed him and washed off.
That was nice. I do hope I can see him again. Yeah... maybe if I could keep a consistent schedule. Next time he'll have to pull out, though. I thought I got everything, but it still feels like there's some leaking back there. Oh well.
I leave the stall with as much discretion as I can muster, grabbing my towel and wrapping my arms in it before I pause again. That marten from the sauna is showering in the stall across from us– The stall I had been using! Curtains wide open. His hand's got his cock gripped. His eyes are traveling between my upper body and my lower body, and I realize I forgot something pretty important. The lights from the stall cast shadows on the curtain! He saw everything! Well... the silhouette of everything... All the same!
We make eye contact. He looks at my ass. I look at his cock. We make eye contact. He lifts his brow and nods his head in that universal language: Come over here.
Well...
What's a boar to do?
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Heyyyy, thanks for reading. This is my first story upload to SoFurry, I hope it's a decent enough debut. It's not often I work on short stories and one-offs. Most of my work is done on visual novels and collaborations (which you can find all of that at https://eymon.itch.io ) so this was a fun little side thing to do.
I got the idea of this story from going to the gym with my boyfriend. We took the back stalls and didn't do anything like this, but I was showing off to him to make him flustered lmao. Another thing was experimenting with a dialogue-less narrative. I think it turned out okay. It's quite short. Probably the shortest thing I've ever written, but I also didn't want to flood it with unnecessary detail. Probably could've if I really wanted to pad it out. Anyway. Hope you all enjoyed.
Let me know in the comments what you thought, if it was hot or whathaveyou. I don't really have a set schedule so I don't when my next upload will be, but if things work out I'll post some more.
Anyway, take it easy and have a good night.